Post by Thunder on Jan 11, 2009 12:03:56 GMT -5
We're presented with the opening video package of WFWF Loaded, showcasing the WFWF talent and their variety of spectacular moves. Following this we're brought to a roaring, live audience with a plethora of pyro exploding at the stage. We're then brought to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.
Matthew Werner: Hello everyone and welcome to WFWF Loaded!
Matt Steel: We are live from the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina and what a show we have lined up tonight.
Matthew Werner: For sure. I don't want to pick favorites, but tonight's main event is...
A technical error seems to occur as the live shot of Matthew Werner and Matt Steel cuts to a blue screen. This is only momentary as it then cuts to a generic disclaimer stating that the following message has been paid for by friends of Alex Sean, EBR, and DGX and in no way represents the WFWF or WrestlingFigs. We then transition to Alex Sean, standing in darkness with two shadowed figures to his side.
Alex Sean: As I'm sure most of you have heard, tonight Trace Demon, in a true act of diplomacy, has granted my allies and I specific time on this week's Loaded to explain and, perhaps, justify our actions last week.
Several shots of the vicious assault from last week's Loaded on Johnny Michaels and Aaron Ashton run over the screen as Sean, in true Morgan Freeman fashion, narrates over them.
Alex Sean: It seems that no matter how pointed a message you send, people generally lack the capability to truly understand the significance of what you're doing. So let me try and make this a little clearer for you all; We are not playing by your rules anymore. We will not follow your formats, your structures, your carefully timed segments between ambigious advertisements. I'm sure you're all waiting on the edge of your seat for clarity. I'm sure you're all just dying to know why it is we've chosen to return and why we chose the method in which we have chosen. But, you see, all good things come to those who wait. And until we're sure that you all are taking us seriously enough, that is exactly what you will have to do.
Around this time we fade back to Alex Sean, who has now been lighted much more generously and thus revealing EBR to his right and DGX to his left, both seeming relatively indifferent to Sean's careful, tedious monologue.
Alex Sean: But see, I'm a generous person. I've always been a giver. So let me give you all something that we did not allow Johnny Michaels and his new toadie last week; A fair warning. We're putting everyone in that locker room on notice. We hold no grudges, no rivalries, and no bias. We will assault with no reservations and swift decimation. You tried to bury us and now you all will reap what you have sewn. So until later...
Another disclaimer runs followed by the blue screen momentarily, then we're back live to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel, both clearly confused at what has just transpired.
Matthew Werner: Uh... We're going to go to a commercial break... We'll be right back...
Keri Thames: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a 3-way dance!
Get Up, Stand Up by Bob Marley begins to boom over the pa system. Not soon after, Kingston bust through the curtain with a smile on his face. He then begins bouncing to the music and striding his way to the ring. He rolls in under the rope, hurries to his feet and does a backflip, exiting the crowd.
Keri Thames: Introducing first, weighing 200 pounds, from Lake Tahoe, Nevada..... Kingston!
Matt Steel: Now, why the heck does this guy smile so much?
Matthew Werner: His name is Kingston, and from what I know of him is that he's quite the polite young man, and he's ready to make his in ring debut here in the WFWF.
Matt Steel:.....No kidding. This guy's too jolly for my taste.
Three Six Mafia starts in a low tone, The lights dim. Once the tone rises three white pyros explode on the stage and Shock appears, head down hopping up & down to the beat. Sparks fall ontop of him. He sharply raises his head and another white pyro explodes and he then walks down the ring, Ignoring the wanted hi fives, boos and cheers. He slides into the ring and takes off his hoody and throws it into the crowd. His song fades and the lights light up to normal
Keri Thames: And weighing in at 205 pounds, from Hamilton, Canada.....Shock!
Matthew Werner: Shock, another young up and comer making his WFWF debut.
Matt Steel: Apparently its open house tonight!
The Arena goes dark.....
Matt Steel: Hey, who turned off the sun?
Suddenly, Chevelle's "AntiSaint" begins to take over the PA System. As soon as the heavy guitar and drums start, the lights in the arena begin to flash quckly, blue and white.Davey Sanchez then busts through the curtain and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans' cheers, boos and "welcome backs". He slowly approaches the apron and pauses. He looks over to both sides and slowly takes off his trench coat. He then rolls into the ring and crawls to a nearby corner. He turns around and sits in the corner.
Keri Thames: And finally, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Los Angles, California, Making his WFWF Return.... "The Sinner" Davey Sanchez!
Matt Steel: I thought his name was Miguel?
Matthew Werner: He now prefers to be called by his first name, not his middle name, David.
Matt Steel: I heard her say Davey
Matthew Werner: Same thing.
Sanchez pulls himself up to his feet by using the ropes. The bell sounds and the match is underway. All three men slowly walk towards the center of the ring, cautiously watching each side of their bodies. As soon as all 3 men meet, Kingston immediately turns to his left and strikes Sanchez in his head, knocking him down.
[/color]Matthew Werner: Hello everyone and welcome to WFWF Loaded!
Matt Steel: We are live from the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina and what a show we have lined up tonight.
Matthew Werner: For sure. I don't want to pick favorites, but tonight's main event is...
A technical error seems to occur as the live shot of Matthew Werner and Matt Steel cuts to a blue screen. This is only momentary as it then cuts to a generic disclaimer stating that the following message has been paid for by friends of Alex Sean, EBR, and DGX and in no way represents the WFWF or WrestlingFigs. We then transition to Alex Sean, standing in darkness with two shadowed figures to his side.
Alex Sean: As I'm sure most of you have heard, tonight Trace Demon, in a true act of diplomacy, has granted my allies and I specific time on this week's Loaded to explain and, perhaps, justify our actions last week.
Several shots of the vicious assault from last week's Loaded on Johnny Michaels and Aaron Ashton run over the screen as Sean, in true Morgan Freeman fashion, narrates over them.
Alex Sean: It seems that no matter how pointed a message you send, people generally lack the capability to truly understand the significance of what you're doing. So let me try and make this a little clearer for you all; We are not playing by your rules anymore. We will not follow your formats, your structures, your carefully timed segments between ambigious advertisements. I'm sure you're all waiting on the edge of your seat for clarity. I'm sure you're all just dying to know why it is we've chosen to return and why we chose the method in which we have chosen. But, you see, all good things come to those who wait. And until we're sure that you all are taking us seriously enough, that is exactly what you will have to do.
Around this time we fade back to Alex Sean, who has now been lighted much more generously and thus revealing EBR to his right and DGX to his left, both seeming relatively indifferent to Sean's careful, tedious monologue.
Alex Sean: But see, I'm a generous person. I've always been a giver. So let me give you all something that we did not allow Johnny Michaels and his new toadie last week; A fair warning. We're putting everyone in that locker room on notice. We hold no grudges, no rivalries, and no bias. We will assault with no reservations and swift decimation. You tried to bury us and now you all will reap what you have sewn. So until later...
Another disclaimer runs followed by the blue screen momentarily, then we're back live to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel, both clearly confused at what has just transpired.
Matthew Werner: Uh... We're going to go to a commercial break... We'll be right back...
Keri Thames: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a 3-way dance!
Get Up, Stand Up by Bob Marley begins to boom over the pa system. Not soon after, Kingston bust through the curtain with a smile on his face. He then begins bouncing to the music and striding his way to the ring. He rolls in under the rope, hurries to his feet and does a backflip, exiting the crowd.
Keri Thames: Introducing first, weighing 200 pounds, from Lake Tahoe, Nevada..... Kingston!
Matt Steel: Now, why the heck does this guy smile so much?
Matthew Werner: His name is Kingston, and from what I know of him is that he's quite the polite young man, and he's ready to make his in ring debut here in the WFWF.
Matt Steel:.....No kidding. This guy's too jolly for my taste.
Three Six Mafia starts in a low tone, The lights dim. Once the tone rises three white pyros explode on the stage and Shock appears, head down hopping up & down to the beat. Sparks fall ontop of him. He sharply raises his head and another white pyro explodes and he then walks down the ring, Ignoring the wanted hi fives, boos and cheers. He slides into the ring and takes off his hoody and throws it into the crowd. His song fades and the lights light up to normal
Keri Thames: And weighing in at 205 pounds, from Hamilton, Canada.....Shock!
Matthew Werner: Shock, another young up and comer making his WFWF debut.
Matt Steel: Apparently its open house tonight!
The Arena goes dark.....
Matt Steel: Hey, who turned off the sun?
Suddenly, Chevelle's "AntiSaint" begins to take over the PA System. As soon as the heavy guitar and drums start, the lights in the arena begin to flash quckly, blue and white.Davey Sanchez then busts through the curtain and makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans' cheers, boos and "welcome backs". He slowly approaches the apron and pauses. He looks over to both sides and slowly takes off his trench coat. He then rolls into the ring and crawls to a nearby corner. He turns around and sits in the corner.
Keri Thames: And finally, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Los Angles, California, Making his WFWF Return.... "The Sinner" Davey Sanchez!
Matt Steel: I thought his name was Miguel?
Matthew Werner: He now prefers to be called by his first name, not his middle name, David.
Matt Steel: I heard her say Davey
Matthew Werner: Same thing.
Sanchez pulls himself up to his feet by using the ropes. The bell sounds and the match is underway. All three men slowly walk towards the center of the ring, cautiously watching each side of their bodies. As soon as all 3 men meet, Kingston immediately turns to his left and strikes Sanchez in his head, knocking him down.
Matthew Werner: BIG right hand by Kingston and The Sinner falls to the mat, hard.
Kingston then throws another right, this time at Shock, but shock blocks with his left arm and gives Kingston a punch of his own. The punch staggers Kingston a bit. Shock then irish whips Kingston to the ropes and hits him with a hard dropkick.
Matt Steel: Man! Those Canadians have some mean dropkicks!
He pins Kingston immediately. But, Sanchez stomps him right in the head. Shock staggers to his feet holding is head. Davey, then turns around, rushes off the ropes, throws a clothesline, but Shock ducks it. Sanchez comes off the opposite side and Shock throws a clothesline now. Sanchez ducks, but doesn't continue running. He instead stops behind Shock, turns him around and smacks him right in the face.
Matthew Werner: Wow...That was just....mean
Matt Steel: I'm lovin' it! Vintage Sinner right there!
Matthew Werner: Okay, Michael Cole.
[color=orange[Shock clutches his cheek with his right hand. He then throws a left hook at Davey, but Davey steps back. Out of nowhere Kingston comes down with a springboard crossbody onto Shock. The referee slides over to make the count.
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Sanchez again gets in the way and pulls Kingston off of Shock. Sanchez then goes for the pin
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Kingston pulls Sanchez off. Both men stand up and stare at each other. Kingston turns around and runs off the ropes. Sanchez throws a clothesline, Kingston ducks. Kingston jumps onto the middle rope and springs off, hitting Sanchez with a back elbow.
Matt Steel: Very impressive elbow, by Kingston.
Kingston then gets up and runs off the ropes and drives a leg drop right into Sanchez's chest. He goes for the pin.
. . . 1 . . .
. . . 2 . . .
Matthew Werner: And Shock gets up to break the pinfall.
Shock breaks up the pinfall by delivering an elbow to Kingston's lower back. He then picks Kingston up and irish whips him to the corner across the ring. He then slaps his right leg twice and begins to run. He jumps and hits Kingston with a running knee in the corner.
Matt Steel: Wow! What a knee! Canadians oddly enough, know how to use their legs very well!
Matthew Werner: What are you implying?
Matt Steel: Clearly, you've never been to a Quebec strip club.
Sanchez scurries over and grabs Shock from behind. Shock then grabs Kingston in a belly to belly position, to try to avoid Sanchez's attempt at a german suplex. Sanchez then uses all his might to pull on Shock and delivers a german suplex while also assisting Shock in giving a belly to belly overhead suplex to Kingston.
Matthew Werner: Wow! Talk about your chain reactions! A hell-u-va suplex by Davey Sanchez!
Matt Steel: And Shock aswell!
Sanchez slowly begins to get to his feet. He sees that Kingston has flown across the ring, but Shock is close to the corner, and perfectly aligned for a possible top rope maneuver. Sanchez then mimics a knife with his thumb and "slits his throat". He then goes to the closest corner and climbs to the top. He gets to the top and stretches out his arms and dives from the top rope onto the prone Shock.
Matthew Werner: He's going for it! The Mark of God, Diving Headbutt!
Sanchez leaps, but hits nothing but bare canvas. Shock rolled out of the way just before Sanchez' could reach him. As soon as shock stumbles to his feet, Kingston rushes to his feet, seeing the opportunity and hits Shock with the spinning roundhouse kick that he calls the Final Fantasy.
Matt Steel: And there it is, The trouble in Paridise!
Matthew Werner: You mean the Final Fantasy.
Shock drops on the mat lifeless. Kingston slowly slides on top of him to make the cover. The referee slides over to make the pin.
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. . . 2 . . .
All of a sudden, Davey Sanchez under hooks Kingston's arms and pulls him up into a piledriver position.
Matthew Werner: Sanchez may be going for the Great Re-Birth here! This could do it!
Sanchez turns Kingston away from the fallen Shock, and lifts him in the air. He begins to run a bit and drops Kingston head first into the mat, delivering the double underhook piledriver he calls, The Great Re-Birth.
Matt Steel: Welcome to the WFWF, Kingston! Good Night!
The referee slides over to make the pinfall.
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. . . 2 . . .
. . . 3! . . .
Chevelle's AntiSaint begins to play over the PA system as the bell rings.
Keri Thames: Here is your winner....... Davey Sanchez!
Sanchez stumbles to his feet. The referee reaches over and raises his hand in the air. Sweat drips from Sanchez's body as he just claimed his first victory, since coming back to the WFWF.
Matthew Werner: Wow. What a way to kick off Loaded!
Matt Steel: You said it, Werner. An exiting 3 way bout to kick off the show!
All of a sudden, Across 26 Winters by Phoenix Mourning begins to take over the PA system. Ace Bennett slowly walks through the curtain with a smile on his face, a microphone and and clapping at the same time.
Matthew Werner: What is this? Ace Bennett? He's not supposed to be coming out just yet?!
Sanchez walks over towards the apron looking at the stage in confusion.
Ace Bennett: Bravo, Davey, Bravo..... You've managed to successfully come back and get a victory...... Took you a year and a half though. Hehehe.... I'm just saying.....
Sanchez then picks up a microphone.
Davey Sanchez: Ok,. I don't know exactly who you are, but you've got about 20 seconds to tell me who you are and why you are out here before I go up there and do what I did to these two, to you, and that is smack the monkey piss right out of you!
Matt Steel: Whoa. We know who's fired up!
Ace Bennett: Easy now, easy. I'm not out here to get you upset. I just came out here....well....to introduce myself. My name is Ace Bennett and I'm the next shining star here in the WFWF. And I figured hey...... If I want to make it big. I need a stepping stone, right? So why not come out here and give you a little proposition. What do you say, there, Sinner?
Davey Sanchez: .......... Go on. I'm listening
Bennett's words seemed to have intrigued Sanchez.
Matt Steel: Wow.....He HAS changed.
Matthew Werner: The Miguel Sanchez I remember didn't like listening to propositions.
Matt Steel: Well, this isn't Miguel Sanchez. This is DAVEY Sanchez.
Ace Bennett: You see. Once upon a time, you were a top contender for the International and World Heavyweight Championships. You haven't won them, but you do have some merit to your name. Everybody else seems to be booked so.....Why not lets throw in another exiting match in there. Ace Bennett vs. Davey Sanchez. At the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! How's that sound?
Matt Steel: That sounds like a great idea. I'm beginning to like this Ace guy a lot more!
Matthew Werner: I'm surprised....I'm actually agreeing with you on this one.
Sanchez takes a long pause and a smirk arises on his face.
Davey Sanchez: You know what, Ace? ....... You're on!
Chevelle's Anti Saint begins to boom over the PA again. Ace Bennett slowly back peddles back behind the curtain with a smile on his face. Miguel Sanchez drops the mic, steps to the apron slowly goes down the steps and back up the ramp.
Matthew Werner: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen I’m Matt Werner here with Matt Steel.
Matt Steel: Up next we got a six man tag with 5 people that hate each other and 1 guy that they had to put in there to make it a six man tag match.
Keri Thames: The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall.
“Cyanide” by Metallica sounds through out the arena.
Keri Thames: Making their way to the ring, Sam Kineval, David Williams, and Reckless!
Williams and Reckless come out to a chorus of boos, but without Sam Kineval. They looked confused. The crowd chants “YOU SUCK YOU SUCK” over and over again.
“Hard Rock Hallelujah” by Lordi sounds through out the arena as the crowd roars.
Keri Thames: Now making their way to the ring, the team of Ace Bennett, “The Street King” David Roberts, and The High Horror!!
They all quickly run in the ring chasing Reckless and Williams out as the crowd roars.
Matthew Werner: It looks like Ace and Williams will start this one out.
Matt Steel: And without Sam Kineval!
The bell rings and Williams goes right on the attack with a knee to the gut followed by an arm drag. Williams throws Ace against the ropes and goes for a drop kick, but Ace stays at the ropes. Ace climbed the top rope but Reckless threw him down. The ref saw this and argued with Reckless while Williams illegally choked Ace. While the ref was still arguing Ace got out of it by kicking Williams in the nuts and tagged in the Street King David Roberts.
Matt Steel: That should be a DQ, Bennett low blowed Williams!
Matthew Werner: And Williams choked Ace!
Matt Steel: So?
Matthew Werner: Ugh…….
Roberts quickly clotheslined Williams, but he had already tagged in Reckless who came out of nowhere and hit a Russian leg sweep. The cover!
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. . . 2 . . .
Kickout!
Reckless got right back up bounced off the ropes and hit a nasty elbow drop. He went off the ropes again and hit a leg drop, then tagged in Roberts former enemy David Williams. Williams climbed the ropes and connected with a frog splash. The cover!
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. . . 2 . . .
No! Horror comes in and breaks it up. The ref argues with Horror as Reckless and Williams beat down on Roberts to a loud chorus of boos. Williams is going for a Shooting Star Press, but Roberts quickly gets up and arm drags Williams all the way to the other side of the ring!
Matthew Werner: HOLY ****!
Matt Steel: Roberts is really showing off his power.
The ref starts the count. 1………..2………..3……………4……………..5……………6………….7……….Williams tags in Reckless………….8…….Roberts tags in Horror! Horror gives Reckless a big boot. Then Horror takes Reckless upstairs for a Concussion! But Williams comes in out of no where with a shining wizard to prevent a pinfall. Roberts comes in to fight Williams. But what’s this? Sam Kineval comes from out of the crowd with a chair.
Roberts continues to beat down on Williams but Kineval goes in the ring and smokes Roberts with a chair shot to the back. The ref calls for the bell.
Matthew Werner: Roberts, Horror, and Bennett win but at the hands of Sam Kineval!
Matt Steel: Genius!
Kineval continues to beat down of Roberts with a chair. Then Kineval picks Roberts up and delivers a Chaos Death Shot! Roberts screams in pain as Loaded goes to commercial.
The arena lights dim as the big screen displays a black and white movie style count down running from 3 to 1 before “Miss You” by Feeder hits the sound system and a small amount of white pyros explode in the entrance way. Seconds after the pyros end WFWF hall of famer Johnny Michaels jumps through the smoke onto the stage. Once out Michaels runs to each side of the stage in turn and waves his arms signalling to the crowd to get up before he then starts to walk to the ring high fiving and shaking hands with some fans on his way then, at the half way point of the ramp, Michaels runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope to enter it. In the ring Michaels leaps to his feet and runs off the ropes once to test there strength before climbing up the top right and bottom left turnbuckles where he raises his arms to the crowd before jumping down and preparing for the match ahead.
The arena lights fall as shades of red fill the entrance way, as the sound of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" breaks the silence of the arena. Vanessa quickly motions out of the entrance curtain and quickly makes her way to the ring. Vanessa leaps onto apron and jumps over the ropes and leaps into the ring. The lights slowly return as the sound of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" slowly fade away.
The bell rings with Johnny Michaels and Vanessa locking up in a tie-up. Michaels pushes Vanessa off anf nails her with a chop across the chest before sending Vanessa into the ropes. Vanessa bounces back and Johnny Michaels charges forward with a shining wizard, but Vanessa ducks it with a reverse shining wizard, but Johnny Michaels ducks it; Vanessa motions for another shining wizard, only to have it ducked again by Johnny Michaels. Vanessa turns back his way, but the Movie Man takes her down with an enziguri. Johnny Michaels follows with a cover.
1...
2... Vanessa elbows Johnny Michaels across the eye. Johnny Michaels rises to his feet, somewhat blinded, Vanessa uses this to her advantge and she sends Johnny Michaels chest-first into the corner with a dropkick; Johnny Michaels bounces back, Vanessa springboards off the ropes with a flip-over resverse ddt taking Johnny Michaels down with her. Vanessa covers him.
1...
2... Johnny Michaels kicks out and motions to the outside. Vanessa chrages towards the ropes and takes air with a pescado, but Johnny Michaels catches her, but Vanessa tries to fight him off and in act of desperation, Johnny Michaels sends her into the first rows with a modified body slam. Johnny Michaels tries to reach out for Vanessa, but Vanessa hits him with a stiff roundhouse and follows with a spray of poision mist from out of nowhere. Johnny Michaels motions away, as Vanessa chrages forward leaps over the secuirty rail with a flying clothesline, but Johnny Michaels manages to catch attention to this and ducks away, and Vanessa takes the cold hard concrete of the arena floor.
Vanessa lays motionless in the arena floor, as not to far from her, Johnny Michaels barely leans against the ring apron and tends to him temporary blindless. Inside the ring, the referee begins to call for the ten count.
1...
2...
3... Johnny Michaels grasps onto the ropes.
4.... Johnny Michaels begins to pull himself into the ring...
5... Vanessa begins to rise to her knees.
6... Stumbeling, Vanessa reaches the aporn.
7... Johnny Michaels rolls himself into the ring.
8... Vanessa climbs the canvass.
9... Vanessa rises and holds onto the top rope.
The referee calls off the ten count.
Johnny Michaels approaches Vanessa and tries to being her back inside with a standing vertical suplex, but Vanessa reverses it and locks him in a roll-up pin.
1...
2... Johnny Michaels pushes Vanessa off, and Vanessa crashes hard into the ropes. Vanessa bounces back and Johnny Michaels follows with the Action!. Johnny Michaels covers her.
1...
2... Vanessa kicks out. Johnny Michaels locks Vanessa into the dragon sleeper. Vanessa grabs Johnny Michaels by the hair, motions herself up and knees the Movie Man in the face. Johnny Michaels and Vanessa wriggles herself behind Johnny Michaels and sends him a dropkick across the back of the head.
Vanessa bounces off the ropes and hits Johnny Michaels with the Shining Innocence and covers him.
1...
2...
3...
The Winner: Vanessa
Vanessa motions off Johnny Michaels as "Hold Me, Thirll Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" resounds. Vanessa lays in the canvas as the referee raises her arm in victory. Slowly, she rises to her feet. She approaches the Movie Man and extends her arm, Johnny takes it and the two shake hands. Johnny Michaels motions out to the locker room as Vanessa reaps her victory.
The lights in the arena fade to black as the beginning of "Bang Bang You're Dead" begins to play.
Keri Thames: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a singles match!
Matt Steel: It looks like it's time for Master of Destruction to make his way to the ring.
Matthew Werner: Very astute, Matt.
Matt Steel: Dick.
Matthew Werner: What?
Matt Steel: I don't need your sarcasm, Matthew.
Matthew Werner: I was just giving you credit, man.
Matt Steel: Oh...
Matthew Werner: Yeah.
Matt Steel: ... Awkward...
The letters 'M.O.D' flash on the screen until the song reaches it's main part and there is a large explosion. The lights come back on and Master of Destruction enters the arena. He looks at the crowd with some disdain. He shakes his head and begins walking to the ring, occasionally stopping to taunt some fans.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring first; Weighing in at 169 lbs... Master of Destruction!
Matthew Werner: You have to wonder if Master of Destruction might just be looking past Kronic with his shot at the WFWF Championship coming up so soon.
Matt Steel: I'd have to assume that with his experience, he's not one inclined to make such a rookie mistake. Kronic's no slouch. Very good posture on that guy. Very good, indeed.
Matthew Werner blankly stares at Matt Steel for a moment.
Matt Steel: ... Awkward...
He walks up the stairs and climbs through the ropes before climbing upon two out of the four turnbuckles posing with his arms crossed. "The Carpal Tunnel of Love" by Fall Out Boy plays on the PA as Kronic and Tabitha Owens walk out from behind the curtain.
Keri Thames: And his opponent; Weighing in at 230 lbs and being accompanied to the ring by Tabitha Owens... Kronic!
Kronic stands there awkwardly, as Tabitha nudges him down the aisle. Kronic high-fives a few hands of the fans in a nervous manner before sliding into the ring and hiding behind the referee.
Matt Steel: Very timid guy, this Kronic.
Matthew Werner: You know we go through this every week, Matt.
Matt Steel: Do we?
Matthew Werner: Well... I dunno, I'm not writing this damned thing. Alex?
We cut to Alex who's sitting at his computer desk at 1:16 in the morning when he has a physical for his new, high paying job at a hospital at 9:00 AM. Very irresponsible.
Alex: ... Uh, truthfully I haven't really been reading the results.
And back to Werner and Steel...
Matthew Werner: Oh...
Matt Steel: Yeah...
Matthew Werner: ... Awkward...
All shenanigans aside, MOD and Kronic begin to prepare for their match until Alex Sean, EBR, and DGX leap over the guard rails and rush the ring. Kronic quickly dashes over the top rope and up the ramp, leaving Master of Destruction alone in the ring.
Matthew Werner: What the hell is this all about?
Matt Steel: My guess? In-ring attack.
Matthew Werner: One of these days Matt, one of these days!
MOD tries to fight them off, landing a hard right hand to Sean followed by a short clothesline on DGX, but this allows EBR to viciously chop-block MOD from behind. Sean and DGX get back up and the three men begin to stomp away at the prone Master of Destruction. Sean whispers something in EBR's ear and he rushes out of the ring. EBR grabs a steel chair from under the ring then slides back in. Sean lifts MOD up, who still continues to struggle, and EBR jabs the chair directly in his ribs. MOD falls to one knee, and Sean lifts him back up. EBR then holds the chair in front of MOD's face, and DGX lands a vicious Breakdown bending the chair over Master of Destruction's skull!
Matt Steel: For those at home unaware, that's a Superkick.
Matthew Werner: Thanks, Matt.
As the now bloodied Master of Destruction crumples to the ground, Sean gestures to Keri Thames who obliges and hands him a Microphone.
Alex Sean: I've said it before and I'll say it again; You tried to bury the living and for that you all will reap the consequences. This night is still young and there will be more blood on your hands, Trace Demon!
Sean throws the Microphone to the ground and the three men rush out of the ring, over the barricade, and into the crowd. We fade to a commercial break.
Matthew Werner: Welcome back to Loaded everybody. I’m Matt Werner here with my colleague Matt Steel. Up next, the boss makes his return to the ring against the red hot undefeated youngster.
Matt Steel: I expect Aaron Ashton’s winning streak to end tonight at the hands of Trace Demon.
Keri Thames: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
The opening strains of "The State of Things" by Reverend and The Makers rings out through the arena.
Keri Thames: Now making his way to the ring, from Cleveland, Ohio, he is 6 foot 3 223 pounds, he is one half of the WFWF Tag Team Champions, he is also undefeated, Aaron Ashton!
The low synthesizer builds into the guitar, the bass, and, finally, the drums. At the very peak of the build, the curtains quickly part, and Aaron Ashton emerges onto the stage with the WFWF Tag Team Title around his waist. He takes a pause at the top of the ramp, staring with disdain out at the crowd, who return the heat with boos. Ashton runs a hand through his hair, shakes his head, and makes his way toward the ring, making sure to avoid any contact with the fans by walking almost exactly in the middle of the ramp. As he nears the end of the ramp, he stops again, looking around almost in disbelief at the crowd. He gives them a look that basically screams "I'm this good at what I do, and you're gonna boo me?!" Aaron climbs onto the side of the ring, locks eyes with a fan, scowls, and climbs between the top and middle ropes. Once in the ring, he walks to the hard camera ropes, the camera focused on him as he looks around, trying to see if anyone brought a Pro-Ashton sign. Seeing none, he smiles, knowing his job has been done. He gives the referee his championship and backs into the corner of the ring, resting, and waiting for his opponent.
The lights dim down as "Dance with the Devil" by Breaking Benjamin plays across the sound system.
Keri Thames: Now making his way to the ring, he is 6 foot 4 220 pounds, “The Boss” Trace Demon!
Flames shoot from the ramp as Trace Demon walks through the fire, without getting burned. A red glow erupts around the arena as Trace makes his way to the ring, carrying a large metal staff with a pentagram on the top. Trace leaves the staff at ringside and enters the ring as flames shoot from the turnbuckles, eventually turning off when Trace touches one of the turnbuckles.
Ashton stares down Demon. Demon has a smirk on his face. The bell rings and Aaron charges at Trace like a pit bull. He spears him into the corner and knees him in the gut. He tries to put Demon on the top turnbuckle, but Trace pushes Aaron away. Trace stands up on the 2nd rope and delivers an elbow to the head while Aaron was on 1 knee. Trace bounces against the ropes and clotheslines Aaron. The cover!
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Kickout!
Trace gets right back to work and gives Aaron a snap suplex. Trace climbs the top rope and waits for Aaron to get back on his feet. Trace goes off the ropes and tries to connect with a diving crossbody. Aaron catches him in midair! Power Slam! The Pin!
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Kickout!
Matthew Werner: A very close call. I thought the undefeated Ashton had the boss that time.
Matt Steel: Ashton has absolutely no shot at winning this game.
Ashton kneels in disbelief. He picks up Trace and delivers with a snap suplex. Trace rolls out of the ring right away to try and catch his breath. Aaron isn’t gonna give him any rest, as he bounces off the ropes, climbs the turnbuckle, and dives at Trace with a crossbody!
Trace catches Aaron in midair!
Matt Steel: Trace has this match in the bag now!
Trace throws Aaron over his head onto the ramp. The ref gets to the count of 3. Trace runs over to Aaron, picks him up, and throws him in the ring at the five count. Demon throws Aaron to the ropes and kicks him the mid section. Then he picks up Ashton and hits a Crucifix!
Steel: It’s all over now!
Trace covers him!
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Keri Thames: Your winner of the match, Trace Demon!
Matt Steel: I told you.
Matthew Werner: The streak is over for Aaron Ashton.
The entire arena goes black, then the cracks of Thunder and Lightning, along with the violin starts to fill the speakers and it abruptly stops. The arena lights come on, but the tron lights flicker with the beats of Miseria Cantere. Yukio Blaze comes out after a few seconds, with the crowd completely behind him. Yukio walks halfway down the ramp, following with him dropping to one knee to look over the crowd. Yukio kips up, then slides under the ring ropes, followed by him rolling up in the center of the ring as he crosses his arms and gestures devil horns with his right hand, while having his left fist clinched, as the song stops on, "YOU ARE NOW, ONE OF US". Yukio cracks his hands and fingers as he waits for his opponent to arrive....
The opening chords to With the Fire blares over the speakers as video clips of riots and destruction play on the big screen. Suddenly, a golden waterfall of pyro pours down, as Kurt Burton, accompanied by Kat Hamilton, emerges, carrying his handy lead pipe to the ring, The pyro dies, and Kat saunters up to him, and wraps her leg around him. He brandishes the pipe at the crowd, and bangs his head. They run to the ring, and he steps through the ropes and throws off his shades and jacket. Kat slides underneath his legs, placing her hand on her chin. He raises his pipe once more.
Kat Hamilton then exits the ring with Kurt's sun glasses and jacket as Kurt carefully places the lead pipe in the corner.
Both men begin eyeing each other in an intense staredown from across the ring. The referee signals for the bell the be rung, and bell rings... the match is underway. As soon as they hear the bell, Kurt and Yukio both slowly walk to meet one another in the center of the ring. Once they meet, they are both visibly seen exchanging words. Suddenly, Kurt's mouth stops moving and Yukio is seen looking at him with a smirk on his face. Burton, then hits Yukio with a thunderous smack that echoed through out the arena. The impact sent the "Random Hero" stumbling a few steps back a bit.
Burton continues throwing random profanities at Blaze, when suddenly, Yukio dishes out a straight punch to Burton's chin. He then follows up with a few more punches to the face and body, until Burton is has no more room to move back from the assault and tries to cover up his body while leaning against the ropes. Yukio then kicks Burton his left thigh which opens up Burton's chest as he went to clutch his leg, and proceeds to give him a chop that could be heard around the world.
Burton, instinctively, drops to his knees, then to his stomach and rolls under the bottom rope and out the ring. Kat Hamilton then rushes over to her man, who is clutching his chest in pain. Yukio then steps out the ring and slaps Burton's back. The then grabs him by his tights and rolls him in the ring. As Yukio goes to climb back on the apron, Kat Hamilton pulls him down. A brief pause occurs, then Kat lifts up one arm and tries to smack Yukio in his face, but he catches her arm and shakes his finger back and forth at her with a smile on his face. She then looks at him in disgust and throws her other arm at him, but he catches it too.
Yukio looks to the crowd who is cheering his name. He then proceeds to lock on a lip lock on Ms. Hamilton. She pushes him away and stumbles back in disgust. Suddenly, Kurt Burton connects a suicide dive on the forgetful, Yukio Blaze, and drives him straight into the guard rail. Blaze lays on the protective mat, clutching his ribs and grimacing in pain as Burton gets to his feet and proceeds to stomp Yukio in his abdomen.
The referee counts until 8, and Burton picks up Blaze and rolls him in the ring. Burton immediately follows and goes for a quick pinfall. He hooks the leg and the referee slides over to make the count
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Yukio just manages to lift his shoulder off the ground, before a count of 3 could be made. Burton gets up and proceeds to lift Blaze up by his hair. He lifts him up in the air and drops him with a scoop slam in the middle of the ring. He then runs off the ropes and drops a hard elbow drop across Yukio's abdomen. He goes for another pinfall. The ref slides over to make the count.
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Yukio once again gets his shoulder up. Burton begins to show a hint of frustration now. He picks Yukio up once more, but Yukio quickly reverses it into a small package.
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Burton rolls out just in time and both men scramble to their feet quickly. Both men are at their feet now and they both rush to eachother, but Burton sticks out his knee and hits Blaze with a vicious kitchen sink. Yukio shouts in pain as he drops to his hands and knees on the mat, clutching his ribs.
Burton then picks Yukio up once more, lifts him up and delivers a backbreaker, but keeps Yukio on his knee and proceeds to stretch his body over his knee. Burton demands that the referee ask Blaze if he gives up. He yells "ASK HIM!" "ASK HIM, DAMN IT!!!". The referee asks Blaze if he can continue, but Yukio's fighting spirit continues denying the referee's generous offer to end the bout and all out the EMTs. Blaze begins to stop his feet to get the crowd behind him. They begin to start chanting his name.
Burton frantically tries to add more pressure, but Blaze's resiliency is too much for him. Blaze lifts up a knee and its Burton in the jaw. Both men hit the mat.
Both men slowly get to their feet now. Burton throws a right hand, but Blaze blocks, hits him with a headbutt. Both men stumble back. Burton then throws a front kick to the gut, but Blaze knocks it down and hits him with The Ultimate Rush Combo, the Right Slap, Left Slap, 180 Back Chop, then the Stiff Kick to side of the head. Burton stumbles back some more and then Blaze rushes at him with a flying knee. It did not connect on Burton's chin, as Blaze would've liked, but it hit him in the chest instead. The force sent Burton flying back to the turnbuckle.
Yukio slowly gets to his feet and starts walking towards Kurt, but suddenly, Kat Hamilton appears on the apron on the opposite side of the ring and begins to distract the referee. Yukio slightly turns his head, then sees Hamilton on the apron. He turns around and walks towards Kat, now. He slowly pushes the referee aside and Kat Hamilton and Yukio Blaze begin to argue.
Suddenly, Kurt Burton gets up from the corner and sees his woman and Yukio Blaze arguing. He then bends down in the corner and pics up his trusty lead pipe. The referee then forces his way back in between Hamilton and Blaze. The referee then begins barking out orders at Kat Hamilton. He then signals for Hamilton to be ejected from the match. Hamilton gets off the apron, flailing in a temper tantrum. Blaze smiles and waves goodbye to Hamilton. As soon as Yukio turns around, Burton nails him in the head with the lead pipe. Blaze drops like a rock.
Burton quickly disposes of the pipe by throwing it out the ring and covers Yukio and hooks the leg. The referee turns around and slides over to begin the count.
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Winner By Pinfall - Kurt Burton
Burton begins to celebrate and Blaze rolls out of the ring. His moment of glory, however, is quickly cut short as much like earlier, Alex Sean, DGX, and EBR run in from the crowd and rush the ring. Burton, however, does not see them and is hit from the back of the head with Alex Sean's Left Arm Lariat.
Matthew Werner: Alright this has gone just a little too far!
Matt Steel: In what way?
Matthew Werner: They're attacking people for no reason!
Matt Steel: Dude, it's Kurt Burton.
Matthew Werner: I suppose you have a point.
In pure repetition, Sean begins to lift the downed Blaze as EBR goes to ringside and grabs a chair. EBR enters again and DGX is all set up for another Breakdown until Thunder runs down the ramp! Thunder runs into the ring and begans putting the beat down on all three men. He drops DGX with a right, followed by a left to EBR, and a right to Alex Sean. Still, the odds eventually get the best of him and the three men begin stomping away at a prone Thunder. In a shocking turn, Johnny Michaels runs to the ring and slides in, trying to even the odds.
Matthew Werner: Now Johnny Michaels is saving his opponent at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Matt Steel: I'd say he's protecting his investment in that belt more than anything.
Michaels manages to hold his own but the numbers still prove too much until Master of Destruction steps out on the stage with a bandage over his head and a chair in his hand.
Matthew Werner: This could get very interesting.
Matt Steel: Word.
MOD runs to the ring lands a chairshot to the ribs on DGX. Sean tackles him in the corner, causing him to drop his chair but Johnny Michaels pulls Sean out of the corner and starts going to work. EBR tries to pull Michaels off of Sean but Thunder tosses him into the corner and the two start slugging it out.
Matthew Werner: Can you believe this?! The three men who will be facing as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the WFWF Championship are fighting as a unit! This is insane!
MOD sees his opening and picks up the chair from the canvas. He moves toward EBR, who has his back to him, and swings the chair. Somewhat ninja-like, EBR ducks the chairshot and it manages to crack Thunder right over the skull!
Matt Steel: Good lord! What a chairshot!
Just as this is happening, Johnny Michaels clotheslines Sean over the ropes just in time for him to see MOD nailing Thunder with the chair. MOD turns towards Michaels, who then shoves MOD, knocking the chair out of his hands.
Matthew Werner: He must think Master of Destruction did that intentionally!
Matt Steel: That or he's just a dick.
The two men go to blows, completely forgetting their surroundings. This allows EBR to pick up the chair and slam it in the back of Master of Destruction which simultaneously DGX lands a Breakdown on Johnny Michaels. Sean slides back in the ring just in time for Thunder to begin to stir. EBR gestures for his allies to hold back. As Thunder gets up, EBR runs the ropes behind him and nails his patented George Atkinson Lariat to the back of Thunder's neck!
Matthew Werner: This is getting very bad. Where the hell is security?!
Matt Steel: Wait a second, we have security?
Matthew Werner: Well... I just sort of assumed.
With all three men laid out, Sean gestures toward ringside where his thought-to-be ex-wife Rebecca Marie is seated holding the briefcase from last week. She jumps the rail and slides the briefcase in the ring, Sean then sitting on the second rope for her to enter.
Matt Steel: How did she get that briefcase in here?
Matthew Werner: Very irresponsible on our company's part, for sure.
Matt Steel: There could be anthrax in there.
Matthew Werner: Or AIDS needles. Maybe they're going to give Master of Destruction, Thunder, and Johnny Michaels AIDS.
Matt Steel: Or diabetes.
Matthew Werner: What?
Matt Steel: you know, the disease.
Matthew Werner: You can't get diabetes from needles, Matt, that's not how it spreads.
Matt Steel: Oh.
Matthew Werner: Yeah.
Matt Steel: Anyway...
Sean opens up the briefcase which again contains Sean and DGX's Tag Team Titles and EBR's World Heavyweight Title, and distributes the belts amongst the group. The three men raise their titles high above their heads as we fade out from WFWF Loaded!
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