Post by Rooty on Feb 23, 2009 18:54:57 GMT -5
3/03/09(sorry, but i forgot to update on the 3rd, so this is later that night)
Right now, Gregory Helms is holding a live statement.
Gregory Helms: Last week, I was named interum ceo by PAPW owner, Matt Striker. Why? Because three days after the accident that has three of my dearest friends Matt, Paul, and Alex, still in critical condition, Mr. Striker received a written threat on his well being. The threat read:
"Dear Matt,
A litle birdie told me you are issueing a statement tomorrow, and just wanted you to know that me and my buddy's will be there, and at the end of the day, YOU WON'T.
Your Friend,
M
P.S. Tell Greg I said hi. "
Gregory Helms: The next day, Matt Striker was kidnapped. He still hasn"t been found. He named me CEO because he thought that I might be the way to find out who did this to Matt, Paul, and Alex. But now it's known that the attacker has friends.....
Gregory Helms: Well so do I. So I, acting as PAPW CEO, challenge whoever is doing this to a match, to prove that we have the ball's to keep PAPW alive no matter what yo...
?: THEY FOUND MATT!
Gregory Helms: Where!?
Security: Ummmmmm.....
Gregory Helms: WHERE GOD DAMNIT?!
Security: OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING! He had this stapled to his shirt.
Gregory Helms: Let me see.
Gregory Helms:
"Dear Gregory,
Nice to see Matt did what I wanted him to. Don't worry, he should be fine. Now your friends Matt, Paul, and whatshisname, I hear they might not be to fine. That would be a shame, because after this challenge I'm sure they would love to see me own this company. I geuss I will have to make them see. I'll contact you with the stipulations.
Your Friend,
M
P.S. Call the hospital. We wouldn't want three missing persons reports to go unfiled."
Gregory Helms: How? How did he do it? Who told him where they were? Why?
Gregory Helms: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Gregory Helms: I will find out who you are, and I will destroy you. And will agree to whatever stips you want, just so I can get my hands on you you basterd. YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. I'M DONE.
3/03/2009
Lehman, Pennsylvania- Today, March Thrid, Two thousand and Nine, a documant was found in the office of kidnapped PAPW owner, Matt Striker, nameing friend of Matt Hardy (one of people critticaly injured in the accident at the PAPW arena February 23rd) Gregory Helms the interum CEO of PAPW. The document was issued privitely to PAPW stockholders and employees on February 26th, a day before Matt Striker was kidnapped live on national TV, leading investigators to belieeve Striker was threatened, and acted to protect PAPW's name, incase the instigator acted on his threat. Gregory Helm's has confirmed this story, and is holding a conference at an undisclosed location tonight.
2/27/09
Due to Matt Striker's car getting a flat tire, the scheduled recorded statement will be broadcast live, now.
Matt Striker: Uh...Hi, ladies and gentlemen. I'm here today to issue PAPW's statement on the accident that occurred five day's ago, involving Matt Hardy, Paul Burchill, and our camera Man, Alex Shelley. Their condition's are still unknown at this time, but, against rumors swirling around the web, they are alive. The Luzerne county Fire Marshal has ruled that foul play cause the explosion, but no evidence has been immediately discovered on the scene. Both the Pennsylvania state police and Hired investigators are still exploring the PAPW arena for evidence. And speaking of the PAPW arena.....
We are here now at what was to become the new PAPW arena. We have been working for months on this arena, but after these terrible events, we are not sure about the future of the PAPW. Well...... Goodnight. And Matt, Paul, and Alex. Goodla........
*door opens*
Matt Striker: What the.......WAIT! STAY AWAY FROM US! HEEEEELPPPP! STOP! THERE'S NO REASON TO HU.....
Matt Striker: SWEET JESUS! WHY!? Kevin!? KEVIN! WAKE UP! YOU BASTER....
Matt Striker: LET GO OF ME! YOU ASS HOLE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! NO! DON'T..............
?: Bye, ladies and Gentleman. Ha.
PAPW owner Matt Striker will be releasing a recorded statement in 2 hours.
_Original Post_
Matt Hardy, Paul Burchill, and a camera man were caught in a catastrophic explosion on the stage of the wrestling federation PAPW, which was taping its first show. Little is known at this time about the conditions of the superstars, and video of the accident will be released when the Pennsylvania state police are over with their investigation of it.The fire marshal of Lehman township is investigating, and at this time is ruling the explosion foul play.
Video of the accident has been released.
Referee: You guy's are crazy! Get the hell outta there!
Paul Burchill: NO!
Right now, Gregory Helms is holding a live statement.
Gregory Helms: Last week, I was named interum ceo by PAPW owner, Matt Striker. Why? Because three days after the accident that has three of my dearest friends Matt, Paul, and Alex, still in critical condition, Mr. Striker received a written threat on his well being. The threat read:
"Dear Matt,
A litle birdie told me you are issueing a statement tomorrow, and just wanted you to know that me and my buddy's will be there, and at the end of the day, YOU WON'T.
Your Friend,
M
P.S. Tell Greg I said hi. "
Gregory Helms: The next day, Matt Striker was kidnapped. He still hasn"t been found. He named me CEO because he thought that I might be the way to find out who did this to Matt, Paul, and Alex. But now it's known that the attacker has friends.....
Gregory Helms: Well so do I. So I, acting as PAPW CEO, challenge whoever is doing this to a match, to prove that we have the ball's to keep PAPW alive no matter what yo...
?: THEY FOUND MATT!Gregory Helms: Where!?
Security: Ummmmmm.....
Gregory Helms: WHERE GOD DAMNIT?!
Security: OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING! He had this stapled to his shirt.
Gregory Helms: Let me see.
Gregory Helms:
"Dear Gregory,
Nice to see Matt did what I wanted him to. Don't worry, he should be fine. Now your friends Matt, Paul, and whatshisname, I hear they might not be to fine. That would be a shame, because after this challenge I'm sure they would love to see me own this company. I geuss I will have to make them see. I'll contact you with the stipulations.
Your Friend,
M
P.S. Call the hospital. We wouldn't want three missing persons reports to go unfiled."
Gregory Helms: How? How did he do it? Who told him where they were? Why?
Gregory Helms: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Gregory Helms: I will find out who you are, and I will destroy you. And will agree to whatever stips you want, just so I can get my hands on you you basterd. YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. I'M DONE.
3/03/2009
Lehman, Pennsylvania- Today, March Thrid, Two thousand and Nine, a documant was found in the office of kidnapped PAPW owner, Matt Striker, nameing friend of Matt Hardy (one of people critticaly injured in the accident at the PAPW arena February 23rd) Gregory Helms the interum CEO of PAPW. The document was issued privitely to PAPW stockholders and employees on February 26th, a day before Matt Striker was kidnapped live on national TV, leading investigators to belieeve Striker was threatened, and acted to protect PAPW's name, incase the instigator acted on his threat. Gregory Helm's has confirmed this story, and is holding a conference at an undisclosed location tonight.
2/27/09
Due to Matt Striker's car getting a flat tire, the scheduled recorded statement will be broadcast live, now.
Matt Striker: Uh...Hi, ladies and gentlemen. I'm here today to issue PAPW's statement on the accident that occurred five day's ago, involving Matt Hardy, Paul Burchill, and our camera Man, Alex Shelley. Their condition's are still unknown at this time, but, against rumors swirling around the web, they are alive. The Luzerne county Fire Marshal has ruled that foul play cause the explosion, but no evidence has been immediately discovered on the scene. Both the Pennsylvania state police and Hired investigators are still exploring the PAPW arena for evidence. And speaking of the PAPW arena.....
We are here now at what was to become the new PAPW arena. We have been working for months on this arena, but after these terrible events, we are not sure about the future of the PAPW. Well...... Goodnight. And Matt, Paul, and Alex. Goodla........
*door opens*
Matt Striker: What the.......WAIT! STAY AWAY FROM US! HEEEEELPPPP! STOP! THERE'S NO REASON TO HU.....
Matt Striker: SWEET JESUS! WHY!? Kevin!? KEVIN! WAKE UP! YOU BASTER....
Matt Striker: LET GO OF ME! YOU ASS HOLE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! NO! DON'T..............
?: Bye, ladies and Gentleman. Ha.PAPW owner Matt Striker will be releasing a recorded statement in 2 hours.
_Original Post_
Matt Hardy, Paul Burchill, and a camera man were caught in a catastrophic explosion on the stage of the wrestling federation PAPW, which was taping its first show. Little is known at this time about the conditions of the superstars, and video of the accident will be released when the Pennsylvania state police are over with their investigation of it.The fire marshal of Lehman township is investigating, and at this time is ruling the explosion foul play.
Video of the accident has been released.
Referee: You guy's are crazy! Get the hell outta there!
Paul Burchill: NO!
ing hell 
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