Post by Thunder on Mar 22, 2009 22:59:29 GMT -5
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Don’t worry. It’s only fireworks.
Matthew Werner: Welcome to Loaded. I’m Matthew Werner and this is my broadcast partner Matt Steel.
Matt Steel: Yaketty yak yak yak.
Matthew Werner: Thanks for contributing.
Matt Steel: I try.
Matthew Werner: Let’s head to the ring for the opener. With three men, looking to make their mark in WFWF. This match could be the way to do it. Lets head down to the ring for the introductions.
Matt Steel: Your fake enthusiasm enthralls me Werner.
Keri Thames: Already in the ring, weighting 240lbs, from Long Island, New York. “Dynamite” Jon O’Deeves.
The lights shoot a blue spotlight on the stage and Lightning comes out from backstage and he gives everyone a high five. He runs over to the stairs takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd everyone cheers. He taps the ring steps and jumps into the ring. Lightning then poses on the top rope.
Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin blares over the PA system as Drake Legend enter through the curtain. Drake slowly walks down the ramp. "So... Just when you think that you're alright, I'm calling out from the inside, I never heard anyone, I never listen at all." Drake raises both fists and two fireworks shoot up from behind him. Drake keeps walking down the entrance giving the crowd dirty looks and slapping hand out of the way. "They've come to get me again, The cloud is over my head, My polyamorus friend, Got me in a mess of trouble again." Drake smirks at the crowd as he climbs up the steel steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Drake goes to the top rope and raises his fists and lowers his heads as the fans happily boo him.
The three men size each other up, looking to find an opening. They each grab each others hands in a three way test of strength, which is broken by Drake Legend as he knees Lightning in the stomach. Drake waves over O’Deeves to help him with a beat down on Lightning. They both begin punching on the back of Lightning as he falls to one of his knees. O’Deeves and Legend continue to punch the back of Lightning. Lightning pops up and pushes the two men backwards. A stare down occurs. O’Deeves runs at Lightning, looking to hit some kind of clothesline or lariat. Lightning catches the arm of O’Deeves and hit’s a spinning neck breaker.
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Drake breaks up the count with a boot. He picks up Lightning and whips him into the corner. Drake runs at him and hit’s a big dropkick to the face. Lightning falls down to his buttock as Drake grabs the ropes in front of him and launches himself in the air for another shot to the face. Lightning grabs his face in pain as Drake focuses his attention on O’Deeves. Drake grabs Jon by the arm and launches his at the ropes, which he latches onto hand holds himself there. Drake runs at him and is propelled over the top rope and out to the floor. O’Deeves turns and springboards himself over the ropes and hit’s a cross body on The Canadian Crush. Lightning is getting up from his recent attack. Lightning runs over to the ropes and springboards himself onto the ropes and front flips onto Jon O’Deeves, as Legend moves. Lightning and O’Deeves are down as Legend climbs to the top rope as O’Deeves and Lightning are fighting on the outside. Drake jumps off the top turnbuckle and double stomps right in-between the fighting wrestlers. Drake rolls in Lightning and goes for the cover.
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A kickout by Lightning. Drake brings Lightning over to the ropes. He brings him to the top rope, looking for a superplex. O’Deeves runs in and grabs the legs of Drake into a power bomb postion. All men come crashing down with a tower of doom-esque move. They are all motionless on the mat. The first to rise is O’Deeves, who walks over to Lightning and DDT’s him onto the canvas as Lightning rolls out of the ring. O’Deeves looks over the ropes and taunts towards Lightning. O’Deeves turns around and gets hit by a huge forearm. He is thrown off the ropes. Drake hit’s a nice dropkick Drake throws him to the outside and turns. Lightning is climbing the top rope and The Canadian Crush runs over and jumps to the top rope. Drake throws Lightning’s hand over his back and does a backflip to hit the Canadian Fly. He goes for the cover on Lightning.
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Drake Legend stands up and raises his hands and falls to one knee.
Matthew Werner: This young man picks up his first victory in WFWF. What a great opener.
Matt Steel: Meh, it was ok, not great, it was ok.
Matthew Werner: It’s amazing how little you contribute. Let’s head backstage.
Stacy Grey: I'm here with one of the biggest rising stars of WFWF, Ace Bennett
Ace Bennett: Thanks for having me Stacy.
Stacy: How are you preparing for you huge match tonight against Reverend Shadow?
Bennett: Well Stacy, I just plan on-
Voice: Hold up a second!
Stacy: Drake Legend?
Legend: That's right!
Bennett: What do you want?
Legend: I just figured you would want to hear from the real rising star of WFWF, and not some jobber.
Bennett: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
Legend: We'll see what happens kid.
Ace gets into Drake's face and the two stare down.
Matthew Werner: Now let’s have some tag team action.
Matt Steel: Awesome segue.
After a fairly evenly matched bout, Vanessa McGurk was able to pick up the victory against an apparently injured Master of Destruction.
Matthew Werner: Here’s to hoping MOD makes a quick recovery from his injury.
Matt Steel: You so don’t care.
Across 26 Winters plays and Ace Bennett slowly makes his way down the ring. He high fives all the people who have their hands extended. Bennett rolls under the ropes, stands up and raises his arms in the air. Bennett stretches as he waits for his opponent to come out.
The Beginning is the End plays and Reverend Shadow makes his way down the ring. He enters the ropes and stares Bennett down.
The match starts off quickly with Bennett hitting a low dropkick on the returning Shadow. Shadow looks overwhelmed by this, but gets up and hits a straight punch to the face of Bennett, followed by an uppercut which floors Bennett. Shadow goes for the early victory.
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Kickout by Bennett.
Bennett gets up and the two start to grapple. Shadow gets the upper hand and hits a nice Snap Suplex on Bennett. Bennett gets up right away and hits the ropes. Shadow throws Bennett up but Bennett somehow hits a hurricanrana from this position. Bennett covers Shadow.
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Kickout by Shadow.
Shadow nods at Bennett and the two go at it again. Shadow gets the upper hand once again and ground Bennett. Shadow hits a bunch of punches to Bennett's gut. Bennett turns it around on him and hits a standing moonsault for the cover.
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Another kickout.
Shadow gets up this time. He runs at Bennett who hits a tight package and another pin attempt.
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Kickout by Bennett.
Bennett is still grounded as Shadow walks around him and stomps on various areas of his body. Bennett catches one of the boots, gets up and turns him around in a Dragon Screw. This stuns Shadow enough for Bennett to go to the top rope. Bennett goes for a frog splash, but its dodged by Shadow. Shadow turns around and hits an Implant DDT on Ace.
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Another kickout by Bennett.
Shadow signals its time for the kill. As Bennett gets up, Shadow runs the ropes and hits the Revelation on Bennett, nearly ripping his head off.
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The entire arena goes black, then the cracks of Thunder and Lightning, along with the violin starts to fill the speakers and it abruptly stops. The arena lights come on, but the tron lights flicker with the beats of Miseria Cantere. Yukio Blaze comes out after a few seconds, with the crowd completely behind him. Yukio walks halfway down the ramp, following with him dropping to one knee to look over the crowd. Yukio kips up, then slides under the ring ropes, followed by him rolling up in the center of the ring as he crosses his arms and gestures devil horns with his right hand, while having his left fist clinched, as the song stops on, "YOU ARE NOW, ONE OF US". Yukio cracks his hands and fingers as he waits for the bell to sound.
Gentle guitar chords of the opening of "Imperium" by Machine Head softly carries on the soundwaves as on the tron we see several at night shots of the Los Angeles skyline and various shots of DGX. As the heavier bass and drums thunders in over the softer guitar there is a large explosion on the stage! As the drums rythmically pick up, DGX appears on the stage with his back to the crowd, his arms raised in a classic double biceps pose. As the first vocals enter the song DGX spins around with a determined but cocky grin on his face and begins to walk with purpose to the ring. Behind him on the stage pyrotechnics shoot from the stage as he almost reaches the base of the aisle before he climbs the stairs and stands on the apron. He pauses there a moment as a single spotlight shines down on DGX cutting the pitch darkness of the arena and suddenly all four corners of the ring erupt in fire pyrotecnics. DGX gets into the ring and walks with a conceited smirk on his face, his arms raised high in victory as his music shuts off.
The match starts of with DGX quickly trying to get the advantage of Blaze, but to no avail. Blaze hits a clothesline, which floors DGX.
DGX quickly gets up and the two trade blows. Yukio gets the advantage, kicks DGX in the gut and hits a Double Underhook Backbreaker on DGX. Yukio goes for the quick cover.
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Kickout by DGX. Blaze quickly on the offensive. He throws DGX into the turnbuckle. DGX bounces off and is hit by a huge Superkick to the Jaw.
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Another kickout by DGX. Blaze signals that the end is near. Blaze hits the Ultimate Rush Combo.
Blaze goes to the top rope and hits the Spanish Fly!
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Miseria Catante goes off as Blaze raises his arms, the crowd cheering greatly. DGX lies there like he doesn't know what hit him.
The Beginning is the End plays as Shadow walks to the back, indifferent to the downed Bennett.
Matthew Werner: And now it’s time for the main event.
Matt Steel: Should be a good one considering how well these two know each other.
Matthew Werner: You were shockingly serious there.
Matt Steel: I can be when I want to, bunghole.
Jack Specific: Watch your language,
er.Matthew Werner: I don’t get why he keeps showing up.
”Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play.
Keri Thames: The following contest is your Loaded main event and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York, NY, he is the WFWF World Champion . . . THUNDER!!
Dressed in an elaborate robe as usual, Thunder makes his way to the ring as he taunts the fans. Once there he climbs up the turnbuckle and poses with his title.
Instead of the usual theme that should be playing, “If You Want Blood,” the theme song of The Axis begins to play. This is followed by the appearance of Wayne and Vanessa McGurk. With microphone in hand, they enter the ring.
Wayne McGurk: I just couldn’t stay in the back and watch this happen. Look, you guys have got to reconsider this.
Thunder: Wayne, you’ve got to let this go by now. When Kurt walked out on me, I went past the point of reconsidering this.
Wayne McGurk: Come on. We used to be family. Do you want to flush away everything we accomplished because of a little high school drama?
Thunder: You’re wasting everybody’s time. I don’t have a problem with you, Wayne, and I’d like to keep it that way. So shut your mouth, walk out of this ring and let us have the match.
Wayne McGurk: I can’t do that. I can’t—
Thunder punches Wayne in the face and then grabs the microphone, using it to hit him over the head a few more times. With Wayne down, he turns his attention to Vanessa. He grabs her by the hair, but gives her a long kiss instead of hitting. She backs away in both fear and confusion. It looks like Thunder is about to pounce on her when their daughter Scarlet runs down to the ring.
She begs for Thunder to leave them both alone. It is at this point that Wayne reaches his feet. He is about to attack Thunder, but he pulls Scarlet in front of him as a shield.
Matthew Werner: This is pathetic. He’s hiding behind a child.
Thunder pushes Scarlet into Wayne and then hits him with a superkick. With Wayne down once again, he brings him out onto the apron and hits the Thunder & Lightning through the announce table.
At this point Burton can take no more. Just as Thunder is returning to the ring, he runs down himself and begins to lay in punch after punch as the bell rings.
Matthew Werner: Why the hell is the bell ringing?
Matt Steel: I guess the match is starting.
Matthew Werner: There’s a woman and a child in the ring!
Burton clotheslines Thunder out onto the floor and sends him into the steel steps. He follows that up by giving Thunder a running knee. After pulling back the mats at ringside, he hits Thunder with a powerbomb on the concrete. Thunder is able to reach his feet long enough to beg off and start to run up the ramp.
Matthew Werner: Lovely. First he hides in front of a child and now when it’s time to pay for it he runs away.
Matt Steel: To be fair, it’s kind of the logical thing to do as long as he doesn’t, you know, want to be killed.
He doesn’t get very far. Burton grabs him by the hair and DDTs him on the ramp. Now in danger of being counted out, Burton rolls Thunder into the ring and follows him in. He covers Thunder.
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Burton pulls Thunder up.
Matt Steel: Now he’s just being cruel.
Matthew Werner: Cruel? He deserves everything he’s getting.
Matt Steel: You’re so biased.
Matthew Werner: And you’re not?
Matt Steel: Nope. As a broadcast journalist I remain impartial at all times. Go Thunder.
Matthew Werner: What was that?
Matt Steel: What was what?
Matthew Werner: You just said “Go Thunder.”
Matt Steel: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Matthew. You’re delusional.
Burton sends Thunder into the corner and charges at him. Thunder is able to roll out of the way and rolls up Burton.
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As soon as he gets the pinfall Thunder runs down the ramp and backstage.
Matthew Werner: Looks like our coward of a champion got away with it this week.
Matt Steel: But if I were him I’d watch out. Everybody’s going to be gunning for him now.
Matthew Werner: I actually agree with you.
Matt Steel: I’m scared.
Matthew Werner: And on that note, we’ll see you next week.
