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Post by slappy on Jun 18, 2009 18:02:05 GMT -5
OKLAHOMA CITY – A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him. Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left. Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents. Police have not found the attacker. news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090618/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bologna_robbery |
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Post by Albus Voldemort on Jun 18, 2009 18:03:17 GMT -5
omg, i am almost pissing myself, lolage
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Post by layton on Jun 18, 2009 18:06:46 GMT -5
That is gold.
"...The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents."
Brilliant.
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Post by AdamBomb on Jun 18, 2009 18:08:03 GMT -5
I'm impressed, I thought it couldn't beat the story of the girl 'falling asleep' getting three stars tattooed on her face, only to 'wake up' and have 56.
My hat is off to you, this story is awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2009 18:10:53 GMT -5
Should have took some defensive lessons:
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Post by the8man22 on Jun 18, 2009 18:11:25 GMT -5
This thread and story has officially been listed under uber win.
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Post by slappy on Jun 18, 2009 18:11:38 GMT -5
I, for one, am hoping for a nationwide manhunt for this criminal.
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Post by Wrigley15 on Jun 18, 2009 18:19:19 GMT -5
Hey guys heres the mugshot of the guy who stole his delicious sandwich  |
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Post by bwiwrestling on Jun 18, 2009 18:50:13 GMT -5
Hey guys heres the mugshot of the guy who stole his delicious sandwich ;Dyou beat me! |
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Post by The Lion's Den on Jun 18, 2009 18:59:12 GMT -5
Simply the best news all day.
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Post by Flyrfn144 on Jun 18, 2009 19:10:42 GMT -5
"The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents"  |
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Post by CF9™ on Jun 18, 2009 19:38:48 GMT -5
Lol, funny stuff. If I ever see the guy who did that, I'm gonna give him a huge high-five.
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jun 18, 2009 19:55:37 GMT -5
Well, that is something else.
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Post by The Mountain King on Jun 18, 2009 20:34:50 GMT -5
Oh...My...God!!!!
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Post by c14rock on Jun 18, 2009 21:04:11 GMT -5
Oklahoma City is getting crazier and crazier I tells ya.
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Post by Y3RP: LA MARAVILLA!!! on Jun 18, 2009 21:08:06 GMT -5
damn is the recession that bad!  EDIT I HAVE FOUND VIDEO PROOF OF INDEED IT WAS SANTINO, HE DID IT ONCE HE WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! |
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Post by hjejmnse1 on Jun 18, 2009 22:13:58 GMT -5
It was probally a HOBO
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2009 22:53:05 GMT -5
That is... awesome....
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Post by Mizz Lola on Jun 18, 2009 23:28:43 GMT -5
wow LOL
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Post by Thunder on Jun 18, 2009 23:59:25 GMT -5
I see that story, and raise you this:  |
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