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Post by slappy on Jun 26, 2009 19:45:56 GMT -5
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2009 19:53:47 GMT -5
Lolololololololololololol.
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Post by KeBen Owens on Jun 26, 2009 20:00:47 GMT -5
Nothing says "beatdown" like getting your ass whupped with cheese flavored corn snacks.
-BEN
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2009 20:20:47 GMT -5
......
*Is ashamed to be from Tennessee*
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Post by Hurricane on Jun 27, 2009 0:28:02 GMT -5
Hmmm.... *robs a bank with a cheese flavoured corn stick*
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Post by hjejmnse1 on Jun 27, 2009 0:36:56 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!
lol at the guy from Tennessee.
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Post by Slay on Jun 27, 2009 0:46:00 GMT -5
Uhm.... how is that... what?
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Post by King Bálor (CM)™ on Jun 27, 2009 0:47:10 GMT -5
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500. No one was hurt? I would hope so. Its not like anyone was allergic to a corn puff or cheese. |
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jun 27, 2009 20:07:35 GMT -5
Well at least it was something original.
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Post by The Lion's Den on Jun 27, 2009 20:16:43 GMT -5
Yeah.. That's creative. I wouldn't really know how to keep a straight face if I responded to that call.
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Jun 27, 2009 20:32:37 GMT -5
Now that, thats a food fight!
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Post by y2jsucks on Jun 27, 2009 20:33:59 GMT -5
Shelbyville is a place?  |
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Post by Jay "The Brain" Mann [OFSU] on Jun 27, 2009 20:34:13 GMT -5
The code for it is 307.  |
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Post by OverTheEdge on Jun 28, 2009 9:20:25 GMT -5
Funny? Not so much. Pathetically sad? Very much so.
People these days...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 20:39:07 GMT -5
Funny? Not so much. Pathetically sad? Very much so. People these days... ...Pretty much echoes my answer to the poster's question. People these days indeed... |
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jun 28, 2009 21:21:18 GMT -5
Shelbyville is a place? LMAO! I just realized that! I wonder if it's right next to Ogdenville. |
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Post by officespace on Jun 28, 2009 22:11:31 GMT -5
Were any of those cheetos shaped like jesus?
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Post by dpvchairman on Jun 29, 2009 8:53:13 GMT -5
Why the Hell would someone call the  ing cops if they're fighting with little corn puffs? |
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Post by KeBen Owens on Jun 29, 2009 14:53:44 GMT -5
hummmm moms advice might have been used here. "be careful you might poke an eye out" -ashley
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Post by Jay "The Brain" Mann [OFSU] on Jun 29, 2009 15:53:59 GMT -5
OMG! I just found Cheetos in my sons room. What should I do? I wonder if it is gang related? Is this a felony in California? I am in a panic... Can someone help me? Do you know of any Cheetos annonomous programs in my area? I just don't know what to do. Should I check for Cheeto residue on his hands? OH NO, OMG I think I gave him the money he used to purchase them, am I looking at jail time? HELP!
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