WARNING: SPOILERS GALORE!Ooooooohhhhhh, man I'm so excited!!!!! Get ready to do some reading, lmao.
I appreciate all the hard work you put into CFW, Slash. It really does show. I know this PPV will not disappoint!
Ok, all that mushy stuff aside...on to the show!
Segment 1Wicked stage, man!
Holy sh*t! Taker/Mordecai so soon? Awesome!
Wow!! Awesome entrance by the Undertaker! Great editing on that first pic...the "fog" looked so real.
I don't know...I have a feeling that this won't be any ordinary Casket Match. The ending will definitely be a shocker.
Great back-and-forth...both men fighting hard for the offense!
Oh! Taker just laying into Mordecai with those punches! He's got him backed into the corner.
Damn!! Taker is just all over him in the opening moments...
Big boot!! Right to the skull of Mordecai!
This has been all Undertaker thus far...
Oh, spoke too soon...Mordecai gets a knee to the guy of the Undertaker.
He's choking him with the ropes!! Oh, man Mordecai is vicious...
Oh!! Knee right to the spine!
HA!! Sick DDT by the Deadman!
Oh! Mordecai dumped right onto the steel ramp! That had to hurt...
Taker goes airbourne!!!!!!
OHH!! Counter by Mordecai...
Man, nothing out there but steel...this is going to get even nastier...
Taker's back up!!
Ohh!! Big clothesline!! Mordecai took his eye off the prize for just one second too long.
Chokeslam?!
Oh, headfirst into the steel!
OMG! Mordecai going for a Tombstone piledriver?!
Reversal!
OHH!! Sick! I told you it was going to get bad...Tombstone right onto the steel ramp...
Slash, that setup is just too awesome. And I can see with the ramp being off the floor like that that we'll most likely see some sick bumps throughout.
Last Ride?! WHAT?!!!!
SID?!!!! OMG!!!
NOOO!!!!
VERTABREAKER!! DEAR GAWD!!!
OHHH!!! NO!! I can't believe what I just saw! Sid powerbombing Undertaker onto the casket!!
I'm shocked!! I thought the Undertaker had it! Damn you, Sid!! DAMN YOOOUUUU!!!! And above all else...Taker could be paralyzed after that sick powerbomb.
What the hell? A dagger?! What's he going to do with that?
Haha...awesome!! Well, you can't kill what's already dead.
Man, that promo is wicked...I'm stumped though. And I know I'll probably feel like a dumba$$ once it's revealed, lol. It'll probably be so obvious then.
Wow, so much excitement and only the the first segment. This is shaping up to be CFW's best.
Segment 2Dead man walking, lol.
JERICHO!!!! HOLY SH*T!!!
I just came.
What was that written on the promo?
Jericho is back in full effect! Haha, telling it like it is.
WATCH IT!!
OH!!! He got Styles instead!!
Walls of Jericho!!!
Man, that was a fantastic return for Jericho...so bada$$!!
Segment 3 Oh...my...GOD! That looks sick!!
Great choice of song, btw...I love Three Days Grace and Apocalyptica.
Foley! Foley! Foley!
Eh, Storm and Orton even using that name 'Impact Players' is absurd.
Seeing Flair and Anderson in a match like this is so strange but so awesome at the same time. We know this is going to get bloody and Flair's the right man for that!
RVD & SABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Haha, Sabu isn't wasting any time getting atop the scaffold. That sick f*ck!
Here we go!!
Sandman going up!
Dreamer goes airbourne!!
Man, there's so much going on!! This is insanity!
DDT!!
Oh my god...check out RVD!!
Oh!! Dreamer is vicious with that ladder! Storm just got a very thorough introduction...
FIVE-STAAAAARRR!!! Man, he hit that beautifully!!! Great pose on the impact, btw. Haha, now that's an impact, Lance Storm!
SICK!!! What a DDT by Dreamer...Van Dam's head right into that steel ladder.
And Sandman and Sabu are still going at it!
Flair is going up now!
Oh, man Sabu is already in bad shape...that barbed-wire has just ripped him all up...
SANDMAN FELL!!! And just took out every man in the ring but Foley!
Wow...Dreamer and Sandman are already out? That's surprising.
Haha, RVD is just going to town on everyone with that chair...
Oh!! Flair takes a bump on that razor-sharp barbed-wire...
Storm just heading straight for Sabu...
Man...Orton may be out of this match already...he's in a bad way, no doubt.
Uh, oh...J.R. mentioned that the scaffold is already looking strained. I have a bad feeling about this...
Sick DDT by Lance Storm! Flair is taking a beating in this match...
Sabu doesn't look so good...
Flair is busted open!! Haha, it actually took longer than I expected...
What a kick by Storm!! NOO!!
Oh my god!! This is crazy! No we've got RVD
and Orton hanging from the scaffold!
Figure-four!!
What?! Are you kidding me?! You're crazy, Foley...crazy...
Oh, man it's not looking good for RVD...\
Oh my god! Sabu is choking Flair with the bared-wire...that's brutal!
What?! Sabu is hanging Flair!
Oh, and thankfully he lets go...
Now we're down to RVD and Sabu against Storm and Orton...come on RVD and Sabu! Don't let me down!!
YES!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!
They won it but at what cost? RVD's legs got ripped to shreds and Sabu looked like he had a run in with Freddy Krueger. I'm just glad that the scaffold held out...that could've been a disaster.
Wow, that was insane!! I'm a little disappointed that we didn't see anybody crash through a table but that's ok...there's still so much more to go on.
Segment 4Hmm...that was an interesting confrontation...
Uh, oh...this is going to be a battle for the books. And hopefully this time we get a victor.
Goldberg opening up with those stiff punches...
Oh!! Nice side-step by Umaga...WHAT A KICK!!
Damn!! I think Goldberg may have underestimated Umaga in this one...
Oh!! And Golberg just smashed that right arm of Umaga...the one he uses to give that devastating Samoan Spike.
Uh, oh...he looks poised to strike!
OHH!! Nice counter by Umaga!
Umaga with a table...
Haha!! Goldberg sprayed Umaga with that fire extinguisher and then knocked him upside his skull!
Wha...wait! Was that Kane underneath the stage?
F*CK!!! That scared the hell outta me!
Kane!!
Uhh...what the hell?
THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Dear gawd...um...Kane(?) just sent Goldberg crashing to Hell with that chokeslam!
Woah, that's some heavy sh*t right there. Well, we finally got a winner but this is far from over.
Segment 5Dolla dolla!
Oops...a typo on the first page.
Heyman?
WHAT?! Where the hell did they come from?!
Umm...another typo there. Jess Hardy? Haha.
Twist of Fate!! Oh!
Swanton!! Beautiful poses there...
Wow, just when things seemed to be coming back to Earth Heyman drops a bombshell like that! I guess it'll be interesting seeing where it goes from here. Cena and the Hardys working together is very interesting...and as heels for that matter.
Woo! Regal/HBK is next!
Segment 6Wow!! What an entrance! Very cool. Very Heatbreak Kid.
Oh, awesome attire on Regal.
Here we go!! This is going to be a great match...
Oh! Total disrespect from Regal...OHH! And he's wasting no time getting the match going!
Oh my god...all this and he hasn't even removed the championship belt!
WOW!! Beautiful suplex by Regal! This isn't looking good for Michaels...
Nice reversal by HBK!
Uh, oh...he's rivving up his engine, Regal!! If you let him take off it'll be difficult to catch up!
OHH!! Wow...HBK goes for a crossbody, Regal catches him and then hits a fall away slam...
OHH!! Knee straight into the skull of Michaels...sick...
Michaels is still in this!!
Reverse atomic drop by Michaels...
Here we go!! Here comes HBK!!
Uh, oh...what are you doing? This may be a monumental mistake by Shawn Michaels...
OHH!! Damn! Nice defense by Regal...
OHHH!! YES!! Sweeeeet Chin Music, ladies and gentlemen!
Ugh! He's going up high...
HE NAILS IT!!
WHAT?!!!! Regal somehow kicked out!
SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Again!!
Oh my god...what are you thinking now, Shawn? Oh, this may spell disaster...
Siiiiiiiiiiiickk!!
Oh my god!! Both of these men are just leaving it all out in the ring. After that move they both have to be in severe pain...
Haha, what?!
Both of them are exhausted!
WOW!! Regal kicked out again?!
Haha, and Michaels kicks out!! This is a clinic, ladies and gentlemen...a clinic...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And your NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW CFW World Heavyweight Champion....SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!
Wow, impressive match to say the least! I think Regal really showed what kind of competitor he is. Whether you like him or not you must admit after that that he's one tough f*cker. It took three Sweet Chin Musics, a hellicious elbow drop and a trip through a table to put him down. I just hope there's a rematch!
Woah!! I wonder what Styles had to say...
Ooooohhhh...DDP is back in CFW!
Wow, this is f*cking great, Slash. Kudos, kudos, kudos. I think you just might be the Shawn Michaels of pic feds.
Segment 7Wow...Burchill has a huge task in front of him tonight. I don't see him walking out of Worlds Apart with that belt around his waist.
What the hell? DDP and Viscera?
Oh sh*t!! Viscera just swung a sledgehammer at the head of Burchill!
JESUS CHRIST!! He's just assautling Burchill with that weapon...
Wow...Viscera definitely just made an statement. The next CFW Champion? Could it be?
End of Days? Interesting title. I have a feeling that the shows leading up to that one are going to be awesome.
Segment 8OOOOOHHHHHH!!! Main event time, folks! This is going to be one hell of a match...if you can call it a match. Fight is more like it.
OH!! Wow...Vince wasting no time!
Indeed, McMahon has snapped! He's willing to do whatever it takes to retain his company.
Styles tries to make some offensive...McMahon isn't having that!
To be honest, you really have to give Styles some credit. After all the beatings he's taken he still had the balls to accept this match.
WOW!! Styles just got cracked open...
Vince is searching for some weapons...this isn't looking good for Styles...
Ohh! Steel chair right to the cranium!
Uh, oh...Styles has vanished underneath the ring!
Oh, now Styles is getting some momentum...
Well, that was quickly derailed by McMahon...
Haha, a bag of microphones!!
JESUS CHRIST!! McMahon is unrelenting...and Styles is still hanging on!
Wicked chairshot!
Oh my god...Vince has bound Styles to a table!
Holy sh*t! Vince is insane!! Don't do this...don't...
HOLY SH********TTTTT!!! AIR MCMAHON!!! Joey is dead. Vince is dead. What the hell have we witnessed?!
VINCE IS MOVING?!!!
He said it!! Wow...what a brutal, uh...it was f*cking brutal!!
F*cking hell...look at Styles!!
WHAT?!!! NOOOO!!!!!! Don't end it like that, Slash!!
Segment 9Haha, nice song choice for the recap.
Dude, that was amazing. Fantastic job!! That definitely lived up to the hype...may have actually surpassed it. Thank you for the entertainment.