Banter

I NEVER LEFT.

NO IT WAS A 3D MEOWTH LIFTED HIM AND HENRY DID THE DROP

I remember Bantermania..... Good times...... I can't remember if I won my match or not.

MAIN EVENT: BATTLE OF THE SODAS FOR THE BANTER BANTER E CHAMPIONSHIP

ECWoriginal vs King of Pepsi

JR: Well here it is. The main event. 2 men. 2 drinks. 1 title. It dosent get any bigger than this! Lets see how this one came together.




King: Lets get this started!



JR: This man is a former hardcore and tag champion, aswell as a royal rumble winner. But that means nothing at BANTERMANIA.





King: And there is my pick for the match, King of Pepsi. Bow down JR!
JR: Id rather not
King: You actually like coke?
JR: Well I myself prefer Barbaque sauce but if I had to choose I would pick Coke.
King: Barbaque sauce?
JR: And the match is about to begin!

DING DING!


Pepsi and ECW stare down each other. Then they lock up. Pepsi puts a headlock on ECW but ECW pushes out of it, sending Pepsi to the ropes. Pepsi fires back with a flying clothesline. ECW rolls out of the ring. Pepsi baseball slides ECW and then climbs to the top rope.

JR: Whats he doing king?
King: I dont know OH MY GOD SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Cole: I swear I have NEVER seen Pepsi do that before!

Pepsi connects and both men are down. Pepsi gets up and rolls ECW back in the ring. Pepsi gets the pin.

1....2....
kickout. Pepsi picks up ECW and slams him. Then he kicks his shoulders and takes off an Elbow pad.

JR: Oh no here it comes!
King: The most electrifying move in Banter entertainment! The Pepsi elbow!
JR: And he missed!

ECW gets up and Pepsi holds his elbow. ECW starts beating on the elbow with punches and kicks. Then ECW clotheslines Pepsi over the rope.

JR: Oh oh it looks like ECW is going up top!

Pepsi holds his elbow as he turns around and gets hit with a crossbody off the top rope. Then ECW gets up and puts Pepsi on the table. ECW climbs up and picks up Pepsi.

JR: ECW GOING EXTREME TONIGHT!!!
King: DONT DO IT!

Pepsi fights back and hits the Pepsibottomcanslam through the table. But ECW forgot to move the tv monitors earlier and one of them hit Pepsi`s hurt elbow.

JR: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
King: Why isnt the ref counting?

Soon both men get up and Pepsi tosses ECW over the barricade. The 2 start brawling all over the crowd untill finnaly they get the action back in the ring. Pepsi goes for another Pepsibottomcanslam but ECW kicks Pepsi`s elbow and hits a DDT. ECW climbs to the top rope but Pepsi springs up and hits a super belly to belly suplex. Pepsi goes for the pin.

1.......2......
kickout! Pepsi decides to end this and he climbs up the rope and hits another Shooting star press.

Cole: I swear I have NEVER seen him do that before!
King: Wasnt I supposed to hurt you?
*Cole runs away and King chases*

Pepsi pins

1.......2.......
kickout! Pepsi is frusterated. He goes to the corner and starts getting the crowd to chant PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI! ECW starts to get up and starts to shake somthing up and down with his hand.

JR: Um..... Well he better finish what hes doing cause here comes Pepsi with the SPEAR!

Right as Pepsi comes charging at him ECW pops open a can of shaken Coke. The coke gets right into Pepsi`s eyes and ECW follows it up with a cokedriver.

1........2......
3!






JR: ECW WINS! ECW WINS! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A NIGHT! IM JIM ROSS AND IM SIGNING OFF WHAT A BANTERMANIA!!!!!!

*Screen fades as ECW celibrates*

MATCH 6: FATHER VS SONS HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE WHITE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Sheamus(c) vs Angus and Penguin (the BROGRUBERS)


JR: This one started when Angus and Penguin found out the truth, that Sheamus is there father.
King: But then Sheamus attacked them saying they didnt deserve to be his children. So now were having this handicap match for Sheamus`s White Heavyweight title.



JR: And there is the champion



King: And theres his kids!



DING DING!

Sheamus starts beating his children with hard shots to the head.

JR: This isnt right!
King: He is punishing his kids! There is nothing wrong with parental disapline!

Sheamus sends Angus to the ropes and slams him down. Penguin comes from behind and puts Sheamus in a sleeper hold. Sheamus backs into the corner crushing Penguin. Then Sheamus goes to clothesline Angus to the outside but Angus lowers the rope causing Sheamus to fly out of the ring. Then Angus gets down and Penguin runs off his back onto Sheamus on the outside. Then Angus climbs up and delivers a canton bomb off the top rope onto Sheamus.

JR: The brothers are dominating thus far!

Angus and Penguin get Sheamus back in the ring and pin him.

1.......2....
Kickout. Angus and Penguin go to opposite ends of the ring and climb the turnbuckles. Sheamus gets up and grabs Angus for the powerbomb but Penguin comes flying at Sheamus with a dropkick causing Angus to fall on top of Sheamus.

1.......2...
Kickout. Sheamus leaves the ring and grabs a chair.

JR: You cant do that!
King: I dont think he cares!

Sheamus hits the refeere with a chair and gets ready to hit Penguin. Sheamus nails Penguin with a hard shot and is about to hit Angus...



JR: Its the cops!

The cop car drives down the ramp and a cop comes out.

Cop: FREEZE! Your under arrest for child abuse!

Sheamus Igores the cop and turns around with the chair. He then gets superkicked by Angus and Angus pins.

1.....2.....3!







King: NEW CHAMPS!
JR: Can there even be 2 champions?

Angus and Penguin celibrate but then Angus superkicks Penguin.

JR: I CAN`T BELIEVE IT!




*Angus celibrates with belt*