Post by 4JackieChan on Sept 28, 2009 1:12:58 GMT -5
Another unintentionally hilarious aspect of the MMA culture is the abundance of intellectually- disabled macho “fight wear” T-shirts. The enormous financial success of enterprising clothing companies like “Tapout” have given birth to a rise of ham-handed imitators where each one tries to out intellectually- disabled person the next. Images of chained up pitbulls and skulls are the norm with shiny foil letters to make sure you can clearly read the “Break my dick off in your ass – fight wear” label. At the last UFC in New Jersey I actually saw a guy in the audience with a shirt that said, “Some guys are strikers, some guys are grapplers… I’M BOTH!”
Good lord. Someone please find that poor
and give him a hug.
The doucebaggery isn’t limited to T-shirts, either. I had one guy email me that actually wanted to sell me an pendant that was an MMA glove smothered in diamonds. The name of his company? “Hard as diamond – for those who are.”
No bullshit.
Could you even imagine the near fatal levels of meathead you would have to be infected with to walk out of your house with a diamond encrusted fighting glove around your neck? On paper it doesn’t even seem possible.
You would think that if you were that intellectually- disabled there’s no way you would be able to scrape together the kind of money you would need to purchase such an expensive monstrosity. The only way I could see it happen is if maybe the buyer in question won the lottery, or possibly won a huge settlement in some brain damage inducing accident at the local toilet factory or something. Talk about your small target markets.
Good lord. Someone please find that poor
and give him a hug.The doucebaggery isn’t limited to T-shirts, either. I had one guy email me that actually wanted to sell me an pendant that was an MMA glove smothered in diamonds. The name of his company? “Hard as diamond – for those who are.”
No bullshit.
Could you even imagine the near fatal levels of meathead you would have to be infected with to walk out of your house with a diamond encrusted fighting glove around your neck? On paper it doesn’t even seem possible.
You would think that if you were that intellectually- disabled there’s no way you would be able to scrape together the kind of money you would need to purchase such an expensive monstrosity. The only way I could see it happen is if maybe the buyer in question won the lottery, or possibly won a huge settlement in some brain damage inducing accident at the local toilet factory or something. Talk about your small target markets.
It's a week old and he responded to all the negative backlash. Rogan needs to understand these douchebaggery fans are the one thats putting him in business!
When it comes down to it. Rogan does his job and provide a more deeper insight to what the fighters are doing. However most times he can be very bias. If you didn't know what was going on you would think the fighter he was in favor for was dominating. Which can be sometimes far from the Truth.
Joe Rogan - "BRING ON FEDOR!!!" I forgot when it was, but it was I think right after AA got Koed by Sylvia.
SOME What of an apology
The bottom line in this life, is do whatever the you want to do as long as it’s not harming anyone else.
Happiness is precious and there is no universal method of achieving it.
If it really brings you joy, and you’re not hurting anyone else, what some dummy like me has to say.
When you’re taking a picture standing next to Vitor Belfort put TWO fists up, just for spite. Right before the flash goes off, pull your pants down too. He’s a nice guy, he probably won’t say shit.
Does that “Tap or Snap – the choice is yours!” T-shirt really appeal to you? If it does, rock that craphomey.
What, are you gonna live forever?
it – after you get that bitch home, head on down to your local “Hot Topic” and get yourself some glue and glitter, and pimp that motherer up proper. Put a big, red, glittery dick on the front and wear it around the mall with your chest puffed out. If it puts a smile on your face, that’s really all that matters.
To all you sillys out there that were actually upset at anything I said, my recommendation to you, is to get yourself a joint and a telescope. Take a couple hits, look through that lens, and even if it’s just for a brief moment try to get yourself a different perspective. You’ll thank me later.
you want to do as long as it’s not harming anyone else.Happiness is precious and there is no universal method of achieving it.
If it really brings you joy, and you’re not hurting anyone else,
what some dummy like me has to say.When you’re taking a picture standing next to Vitor Belfort put TWO fists up, just for spite. Right before the flash goes off, pull your pants down too. He’s a nice guy, he probably won’t say shit.
Does that “Tap or Snap – the choice is yours!” T-shirt really appeal to you? If it does, rock that craphomey.
What, are you gonna live forever?
it – after you get that bitch home, head on down to your local “Hot Topic” and get yourself some glue and glitter, and pimp that motherer up proper. Put a big, red, glittery dick on the front and wear it around the mall with your chest puffed out. If it puts a smile on your face, that’s really all that matters.To all you silly
s out there that were actually upset at anything I said, my recommendation to you, is to get yourself a joint and a telescope. Take a couple hits, look through that lens, and even if it’s just for a brief moment try to get yourself a different perspective. You’ll thank me later.
