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Post by mnm213 on Oct 1, 2009 16:19:45 GMT -5
1. If I run my brothers car off the road, try to blow his eyes out of his head with pyro and kill "his dawg mayne", I don't get arrested, instead we just settle it in a Hardcore Match!
Move to banter, plz.
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Post by Flava Dave on Oct 1, 2009 16:21:41 GMT -5
1-100. These threads are better on Wrestlecrap.
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Post by 1992 on Oct 1, 2009 16:22:04 GMT -5
2. If you get into a physical dispute with someone, call the police on them, it is perfectly legal to assault them once more after they have been cuffed and restrained by 6 officers.
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Post by Sam on Oct 1, 2009 16:22:57 GMT -5
3. You can electrocute you enemies nuts, but he will still be able to get it on and have a kid.
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Post by mnm213 on Oct 1, 2009 16:26:21 GMT -5
4. You can put a gun to your bosses head, crush his limo, spray his private jet and embarrass him on live television, all whilst wearing a pair of speedos and STILL somehow, remain employed.
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Post by 1992 on Oct 1, 2009 16:27:33 GMT -5
5. If you get slammed by a near 500 pound man into a massive, HIGHLY electrical light socket, you should be good to go the next night, you may have a slight limp though.
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Post by Sam on Oct 1, 2009 16:30:10 GMT -5
6. If your enemy is put into a ambulance, its okay to hit that with a truck, only for them to return a few weeks later unharmed from the incident.
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Post by mnm213 on Oct 1, 2009 16:32:36 GMT -5
7. 80 Year Old women can get pregnant, but only a certain body part might pop out.
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Post by rkokixas on Oct 1, 2009 16:33:31 GMT -5
8.You can get your back worked over for 10 minutes and it wont hurt anymore after you point for a cage to be sent down.
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Post by alexgg on Oct 1, 2009 16:34:14 GMT -5
9.) You can Survive an exploding Limo, and being crushed by a stage.
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Post by mnm213 on Oct 1, 2009 16:35:30 GMT -5
10. Custody isn't settled in court, instead it is settled in a Ladder match!
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Post by jfinnomore on Oct 1, 2009 16:36:31 GMT -5
10. You can go from a horrifically disfigured monster to an over weight bald guy who cuts cheesy promos.
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Post by mnm213 on Oct 1, 2009 16:38:29 GMT -5
12. Dead men don't have rotten skin, instead they have tanned bodies, tattoos and ginger hair.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Oct 1, 2009 16:52:44 GMT -5
13. If your spinebuster, bulldog, big boot, or spinning powerbomb are powerful enough to render someone immobile for 30 seconds, you need to do stupid theatrics and hit them with a relatively simple move before you can pin them.
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Post by machoking on Oct 1, 2009 16:56:53 GMT -5
14. You can think about  ing your daughter. |
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Post by bwiwrestling on Oct 1, 2009 17:38:34 GMT -5
15.you can quit as much as you want but still come back....just to quit again!
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Post by The Mountain King on Oct 1, 2009 18:16:40 GMT -5
Losing an I Quit match is ok...you dont really quit, you just go on twitter for about a month until you return.
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Post by wwfepenguin on Oct 1, 2009 20:02:53 GMT -5
17.You can capture your boss tie him up and throw him into a coffin and its all legal
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2009 20:15:04 GMT -5
18. Using a sledgehamer to finish a match is encouraged.
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Post by michs on Oct 2, 2009 0:55:40 GMT -5
19. EXCUSE ME!! Does not shut people up.
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