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Post by edhardy on Nov 16, 2009 19:36:32 GMT -5
Oh, the plight of the poor MMA fighter. How's a guy supposed to make ends meet when he has to pay for training, health insurance and supplements in addition to his usual living expenses? Apparently, he has two options: 1. Take cues from UFC's current roster and keep a day job as a firefighter, real estate broker or engineer. 2. Bang chicks for money. Former UFC welterweight and perennial troublemaker War Machine (born Jon Koppenhaver) has chosen the latter. As the latest addition to adult entertainment agency L.A. Direct Models, he made his porn debut last Friday via Brazzers and Naughty America. (Google it if you want the link, perverts.) We asked the self-described alpha male to compare his two professions, which he swears are virtually identical: www.asylum.com/2009/11/16/mma-vs-porn-same-thing-says-war-machine/ |
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Post by hammer on Nov 16, 2009 22:16:31 GMT -5
i like them both equally.
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Post by xtremebadass on Nov 17, 2009 0:00:20 GMT -5
War Machine was the sh*t. I loved how Serra would call him and Mandalonez "Rude and War"
Sucks for War...in more ways than one.
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Post by PrideFcF on Nov 17, 2009 0:04:57 GMT -5
The one picture I've seen of this career change is pretty disturbing. I always viewed War Machines face as a real life muppet doll, so the idea of him making any expressions of sexual pleasure is just all sorts of gross/hilarious to me.
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Post by Sandy on Nov 17, 2009 1:35:09 GMT -5
^^^ haha so true. He kind of reminds me of Kermit the Frog.
anyways good for him I guess...I mean how marketable of a porn name is "War Machine"...it is perfect. Plus the girl he was going to do the scene with (Riley Steele) is pretty cute.
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Post by Bob Sapp on Nov 17, 2009 1:37:38 GMT -5
What a joke he is.
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Post by Johnny Lawrence - Cobra Kai on Nov 17, 2009 8:22:06 GMT -5
From getting himself fired due to his ignorant online rants, to changing his name to "War Machine" out of spite for a pro wrestler he's never met, to fighting random dudes outside a gym, to doing porno... this dude is full of bright decisions.
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Post by Ian from 616Entertainment. on Nov 17, 2009 12:25:22 GMT -5
^^^ haha so true. He kind of reminds me of Kermit the Frog. anyways good for him I guess...I mean how marketable of a porn name is "War Machine"...it is perfect. Plus the girl he was going to do the scene with (Riley Steele) is pretty cute. What is it good for? Absolutely  in'. |
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Post by PdW2kX on Nov 17, 2009 16:05:52 GMT -5
^^^ haha so true. He kind of reminds me of Kermit the Frog. anyways good for him I guess...I mean how marketable of a porn name is "War Machine"...it is perfect. Plus the girl he was going to do the scene with (Riley Steele) is pretty cute. What is it good for? Absolutely in'. If that became the title of War's long-running gonzo porn series, there'd be no way to describe how epic that would be. |
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Post by Bob Sapp on Nov 20, 2009 1:39:50 GMT -5
He is such a piece of sh*t. Look at his latest tweets: When asked what he thinks about Lesnar's latest problem:@dwizzlesworld I hop ehe dies! Brock Lesnar! HAHAHHAHAHAA! Directed to Brett Rogers:@thegrimrogers Big gay negro huh? Go figure.. But, I must admit, I love Rogers' tweet to him... how did @warmachinexxx get to be a porn star with that tiny little babby dick |
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Post by PrideFcF on Nov 20, 2009 1:50:24 GMT -5
He's like the embodiment of the all the negative opinions non mma fans and jaded journalists have about the sport.
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Post by Patrick Bateman (original) on Nov 20, 2009 3:14:30 GMT -5
I really have no idea what is wrong with Jon. I remember 4 years ago when We used to get drunk together. And have pizza day every sunday. And when We got to an amateur weigh in 2 hours early. So We drove around and saw a dead bird and We both broke down crying because We were so dehydrated and hungry. We just wanted to drink water and eat.
Then about 1-1 1/2 years ago he started hanging out with Britni Sky (she's a great person) and started hanging with her friends which lead him to start doing dumb shit. He started buying into his own hype to much. I don't know or care if Pav still reps him, but I don't think he does.
Jon just needs to get away from the group he hangs around now. He's better than the craphe's doing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 7:01:21 GMT -5
War Machine is a little Fag. He used to train at our gym and one day Baroni called out him and rudeboy. They were like two scared bitches when Baroni barked at them.
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Post by Bob Sapp on Nov 26, 2009 7:06:26 GMT -5
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Post by NYdream™ on Nov 26, 2009 12:02:07 GMT -5
haha wow...  |
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Post by PrideFcF on Nov 26, 2009 13:20:47 GMT -5
Wow. This guy sure does go from black to white real quickly.
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