BIOGRAPHIESMain RosterBeef WellingtonThe Jake the Snake of Eating CakeOpening of Medal, into a moo and “Hangin’ Tough” by New Kids on the Block
Seasonal Residents (hometown of The Backstage Area)
220 and ¼ pounds with cheese
JokerThe Cambodian Ax Murderer“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z fades into “No Mas Control” by Roadrunner United
Chocolate City
200 pounds
Jimmy JacobsThe ArtistWCWA World Television Champion“Kiss2Kill” by Jimmy Jacobs
Revolution Avenue
149 pounds
RuckusThe Bruce Lee of OHHHH WEEEEE!!WCWA World Tag Team Champion“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z
Chocolate City
$3.5 million dollars
SabianThe Black JesusWCWA World Tag Team Champion“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z
Chocolate City
$2.2 million dollars
Eddie KingstonThe Last of a Dying BreedWCWA World Heavyweight Champion [/i]
“Diamonds From Sierra Leone” by Kanye West
"The Home of the Brave" Yonkers, New York
248 pounds
JC BaileyToo Hardcore for a Gimmick“Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie
Bardstown, Kentucky
189 pounds
Nathan KelleyThe former "Spyder" Nate Webb“Porcelain Heart" by Opeth
Indianapolis, Indiana
185 pounds
Chuck TaylorSexyWCWA International Champion[/i]
“Hey Sandy” by Polaris
Raccoon City
185 pounds
The MessiahThe Son of God“Prayer” by Disturbed
Detroit, Michigan
210 pounds
ArsenalThe One Man Walking War“War” by System of a Down
Cochrane, Ontario, Canada
155 pounds
Chris HeroYour Hero“Holding Our for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler
Metropolis
230 pounds
Drake YoungerPsycho Shooter"Black Republican" by Nas feat. Jay-Z
Indianapolis, Indiana, via the RAAGE Dojo
180 pounds
SeXXXy EddyThe Triple X Sex ExpressWCWA Junior Heavyweight champion“Lapdance" by Nerd
Very Long Beach
210 pounds, plus 5 pounds of cock meat
Darin CorbinDelicious“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!” by Vengaboys
Minneapolis, Minnesota
193 pounds
Ryan CruzRavishing“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!” by Vengaboys
Minneapolis, Minnesota
175 pounds
Necro ButcherThe Baddest Man on the Planet“When the Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash
West BY GOD Virginia
270 pounds
Brain DamageThe Hardcore Terminator"Bleed For Me" by Black Label Society
Last Chance, Texas
250 pounds
Scotty VortekzThe last Naptown Dragon“Heavy Metal Kings” by Jedi Mind Tricks
Indianapolis, Indiana, by way of the RAAGE Dojo
160 pounds
Jack EvansThe Prince of Parkland “Remember the Name" by Fort Minor
P-Town, Washington
165 pounds
LuFistoThe Missionary of Violence“We Die Young” by Alice in Chains
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
137 pounds
Michael NakazawaJapanese Oil Man“Tainted Love” by Marilyn Manson
Kyroe, Japan
202 pounds
PACThe Man Gravity Forgot“I Fought the Law {And the Law Won}" by The Clash
United Kingdom
176 pounds
DeliriousThe Insane Lizard Man"Unorthadox Manifesto" by Dimmu Borgir
The Edge of Insanity
225 pounds
Mickie KnucklesThe Walking Episode of COPS“Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson
Louisville, Kentucky
185 pounds
Lance StormWould like to be serious for a moment“El Phantasmo” by White Zombie
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
228 pounds
RicochetMr. Double Moonsault“Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
St. Louis, Missouri
170 pounds
Allison DangerYour Favorite Homegirl“Evil Twin" by Alien Breed
Winnipeg, Manitoba by way of Belmont Hills, Pennsylvania
123 pounds
Tommy EndUnpredictable"Yellow Blood" by Butterfly Coma
Amsterdam, Netherlands
80 kilos (197 pounds)
Emil SitociTremendous"Starfuc
kers Inc" by Nine Inch Nails
Ede, Netherlands
193.3 pounds
Claudio CastagnoliDouble C"I've Got To Have It" (Instrumental) by Jermaine Dupri
The United Banks of Switzerland
232 pounds
Danny HavocHungry like a Wolf"What a Waster" by the Libertines
The Unrecognized Hardcore Capital of the World, Cylinder, Iowa
Weight Unknown
Tag Teams & StablesBLK OutThe Label, not the Stable“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z
Ruckus, Sabian, Jack Evans, Joker, Eddie Kingston, Robby Mireno, Allison Danger
The Kings of WrestlingThe Most Dominating Force in Professional Wrestling"We Are the Champions" by Queen
Chris Hero, Chuck Taylor, Drake Younger, Claudio Castagnoli
Joey Eastman WorldwideAnd certainly not an acronymUnknown
Brain Damage, Lance Storm, Darin Corbin, Ryan Cruz, Joey Eastman
The Northstar ExpressThey Dance Badly, and Like it!“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!” by Vengaboys
Darin Corbin & Ryan Cruz
Arial InsanityCrazy Flippy!"Unorthadox Manifesto" by Dimmu Borgir
Pac & Delirious
ManagersRobby MirenoPrimo“I’m a Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z
Manager of BLK Out
Chocolate City, by way of Italy, Old School
Joey EastmanAbsolutely TanManager of Northstar Express, Lance Storm & Brain Damage
Chicago, Illinois
“Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
LaceyBrainwashed YouthManager of Jimmy Jacobs
Minneapolis, Minnesota
"The Game" by Disturbed
Kylie PierceFitness for the FatnessManager of Beef Wellington
Townsend, Delaware
"Date Rape" by Sublime
AnnouncersShane DouglasColor Commentator for SyntheticThe FranchisePittsburg, Pennslyvania
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple
Ben JordanPlay by Play Announcer for Synthetic & RevolutionThe Voice of WCWARock Island, Illinois
"Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime
Larry SweeneyColor Commentator for RevolutionSweet N SourShreveport, Louisiana
"More More More" by The Andrea Street Connection
Gary Michael CappettaRing Announcer for WCWALegendary Ring AnnouncerCharolette, North Carolina
"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash
RefereesJason VerdoesSenior Official of WCWAChicago, Illinois
Bryce RemsburgA Man With a PlanMechancsburg, Pennslyvania
Robert LemkeyJon Lotitz, Moohamed, don't call him BOBLouisville, Kentucky
Ollie TharpBald is BeautifulHighland, Indiana
PJ DrummondThe Other RefereeBerywn, Illinois
StaffDave LenkerWCWA Owner"Heat of the Moment" by Asia
Las Vegas, Nevada
"Beautiful" Bobby EatonExecutive in charge of Talent Management"The Chase" by Georgio Moroder
Montgomery, Alabama
Iron SheikExecutive in Charge of Back Breaking and Ass Fucking"99 Problems" by Jay Z
Tehran, Iran
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