Custom DA's

Hey yall I've been asking around to find someone who is willing to do custom DA's for me .. I have a huge list of custom wants ... I am willing to pay $$$ ... but I have had no luck ...anyone intrested? or know someone who does custom DA work?

* Custom Wants *
Terry Funk
Al Snow
Hollywood Hogan
Cuban Assasin
Vader (Umaga type of body)
Bam Bam Bigelow (Umaga type of body)
A.J. Styles
Brock Lesner
Kimbo Slice
Dean Malenko
Perry Saturn
Justin Credible
Lance Storm
Mankind
Tully Blanchard
Val Venis
Hakushi
Great Sasuke
The Patriot
Juventud Guerrera
La Parka
Mike Awesome
New Jack
Psicosis
Steve Corino
The Great Kabuki ...etc ;D