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Post by RavishingOne4040 on Jan 28, 2010 22:58:43 GMT -5
Post that makes me laugh the most by 10pm EST Friday gets their choice of a free Colons or Miz/Morison 2Pack. Dont enter twice, or else say something that will make me piss myself. I'll PM the winner Saturday.
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Post by jango1891 on Jan 28, 2010 23:00:35 GMT -5
Flubber Nuggets!!!!!!!
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*Ye@h B@by*
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Natalya ❤
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Post by *Ye@h B@by* on Jan 28, 2010 23:09:06 GMT -5
*Cues Hurricane's theme* STAND BACK, THERE'S A DRUNK DRIVER COMING THROUGH!
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Post by slappy on Jan 28, 2010 23:09:53 GMT -5
No
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Post by The Outsider on Jan 28, 2010 23:13:36 GMT -5
For a Colons 2-pack, I'd eat 7 pounds of potato salad outta Mae Young's glove box (get it, cuz she gave birth to a hand...hehe...)!
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Post by juicewinslow on Jan 28, 2010 23:13:59 GMT -5
Last night when I was at the bar, I was standing at the urinal taking a leak... and I thought I had to fart, so I let it rip, and I pooped my pants. Green apple splatters.  |
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Post by The Outsider on Jan 28, 2010 23:14:21 GMT -5
Oh wait...you said LAUGH, not vomit, then take a shower with the toaster.....my bad...
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Post by hunter7795 on Jan 28, 2010 23:14:24 GMT -5
California is filled with Wildfire and Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Anyone else think California is hell?
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CWE OWNER
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2015
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Post by CWE OWNER on Jan 28, 2010 23:15:48 GMT -5
Women should be like golf caddies. Either holding my b.a.l.ls or getting my  ing tee |
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Post by deskjet on Jan 28, 2010 23:16:40 GMT -5
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Post by juicewinslow on Jan 28, 2010 23:16:55 GMT -5
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Post by tmac2200 on Jan 28, 2010 23:21:52 GMT -5
Enter, Miz/Morrison. This guy drank coke and grew a third arm. I drink sprite so I only have 2 arms.
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Neekotronus
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Place him upon me
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Post by Neekotronus on Jan 28, 2010 23:24:47 GMT -5
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tkw2010
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Post by tkw2010 on Jan 28, 2010 23:26:10 GMT -5
(_!_) eeew
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2010 23:28:31 GMT -5
cat vs aquarium
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Jan 28, 2010 23:34:56 GMT -5
 Enter for John Morrision & The Miz 2-Pack. Thanks so much for doing this. +1 |
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Post by preacher on Jan 28, 2010 23:35:00 GMT -5
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle.”
The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, “If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
The wife grabbed her husband’s penis and replied, “and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your bother!”
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Post by Lord Ragnarok on Jan 28, 2010 23:35:58 GMT -5
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Post by MC2 on Jan 28, 2010 23:36:45 GMT -5
How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
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Post by 1992 on Jan 28, 2010 23:38:53 GMT -5
True story here...
So my dad's in jail, and there's only one other guy in there with him. So my dad sits across from him and says, "So what are you in for buddy?"
The guy looks up and in a thick Spanish accent says, "I was laying on a beach."
My dad, VERY confused says, "Wait, you were laying on a beach and they arrested you?"
"Yes sir." the man says.
"There's no way, you must have been drunk?" he asks.
"No."
"High?"
"No."
"Then what the hell did you possibly do to get you arrested for just laying on a beach?" my dad finally asks.
The man looks up and in the most serious tone says, "Señor, you no understand, see this beach...she was screaming."
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eekotronus!
