Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jul 11, 2010 1:02:25 GMT -5
You've heard of A Christmas Carol? Well, this is a Christmas-in-July Carol, because Carol Brady herself, Florence Henderson, will guest host Monday Night Raw live from Lexington, Ky. Will the "Brady Bunch" actress' maternal instincts prove valuable in navigating the WWE Universe? Tune in to find out.
Given John "My life is being ruined by the Internet" Cena's adamant refusal to call a truce with Wade Barrett and his rebel group, Raw's mysterious General Manager placed Cena in a 7-on-1 handicap bout with The Nexus - mere days before his WWE Title Steel Cage Match. Will Cena make like the Brave Little Tailor and kill seven with one stroke, or will reality set in, allowing the Nexus to thoroughly destroy him? Baloney fudgin' mustard, how am I supposed to know?
On the next edition of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton and Edge, the vilest of enemies and fellow Money in the Bank Ladder Match warriors, clash in one-on-one action. Can The Viper sustain the momentum he's secured heading into the all-important pay-per-view encounter?
Since there are no Von Erichs in WWE (thank God, because Lacey is nice to look at, but a horrendous wrestler), the Harts and Samoans are battling to determine the First Family of Wrestling. What will they have in store going into Sunday's Unified Tag Team Championship match?
What's up? Not R-Truth. He's quite down, in fact. Who will be the new 8th man vying for the red briefcase?
All this and more, plus the Anonymous GM *coughmichaelcolecough*, Monday at 9!
Given John "My life is being ruined by the Internet" Cena's adamant refusal to call a truce with Wade Barrett and his rebel group, Raw's mysterious General Manager placed Cena in a 7-on-1 handicap bout with The Nexus - mere days before his WWE Title Steel Cage Match. Will Cena make like the Brave Little Tailor and kill seven with one stroke, or will reality set in, allowing the Nexus to thoroughly destroy him? Baloney fudgin' mustard, how am I supposed to know?
On the next edition of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton and Edge, the vilest of enemies and fellow Money in the Bank Ladder Match warriors, clash in one-on-one action. Can The Viper sustain the momentum he's secured heading into the all-important pay-per-view encounter?
Since there are no Von Erichs in WWE (thank God, because Lacey is nice to look at, but a horrendous wrestler), the Harts and Samoans are battling to determine the First Family of Wrestling. What will they have in store going into Sunday's Unified Tag Team Championship match?
What's up? Not R-Truth. He's quite down, in fact. Who will be the new 8th man vying for the red briefcase?
All this and more, plus the Anonymous GM *coughmichaelcolecough*, Monday at 9!
ing Henderson?
