Official Expendables is the best movie ever Thread

I saw this film with my g/f and my mother last night and I fear they will grow 16 inch penises after seeing this sick-tacular film. WE DEMAND SEQUEL!!! Chuck Norris for Expendables 2!

Keep the basis of Stallone, Statham, Li, and Rouke and you can interchange the rest for all I care.

This replaces Roadhouse as the movie muscle bound steroid freaks go home and beat off to on a Friday night.

I love the recent come back of awesome 80s style action movies. I'm probably not going to be able to see this until some time during the week though.

Just saw this.....

**Spoilers**

I just got back from the movie with 6 of my buddies. So the movie begins right. An 8 year old is sitting behind me(how he got in at his age, even WITH the parent I'll never know. Not exactly a kid movie) and he won't shut up. The movie begins and I got goosebumps when the team made their first appearance. Then all of a sudden Dolph(I'll always call him Drago no matter what) ing blasts a guy in half with one shot. The whole place cheered(I've never heard a pop like that in a theater) and the kid shut up. I'm glad he did or the testosterone overload would have made me punch him.

Ah-nold showing up was great and I loved Stallone's line at the end of that scene. The kills were just outrageous too. My favorite ones were Crews's huge gun in the hallway towards the end as well as a Li/Statham double team. One kicked the mans leg out, the guys head tilted back and either Statham(I believe) kicked him in the forehead breaking his neck. Just badass.

I'm already planning on seeing it again, this time with my Dad within the next week. Best action Film I've ever seen. I've only got one gripe: Austin getting killed the way he did. Cmon, setting him on fire was cool, but Randy Couture giving him a superman punch ended it?! Ah, I wanted to see Austin go out in Epic fashion. Maybe the fire, a few gun shots or a knife throw or something else. Not a superman punch.

Saw this yesterday evening. I can't believe some of you guys had barely anyone in the cinema. The screen was absolutely packed last night. Pretty much a sell out. Anyway, I went in with huge expectations, but had a small fear that it might disappoint. It didn't. Terrific stuff. I just wish they had kept up the level of violence at the end throughout the whole film. That really is my only beef with the film. It wasn't violent enough. We needed more of Sly cutting dudes hands and heads off through the whole film, not just a very brief scene. and Terry Crews needed to use that Shotgun more.

So The Expendables was at the top of the box office with 35 million dollars and beat Eat, Pray, Love by 11.3 million dollars. I expected Eat, Pray, Love to make a lot more money than it did. but I'm glad Expendables beat it.

We have to do all we can to get this movie to beat that piece of crapAvatar.