The Mountain King
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the artist formerly known as FL<O>
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Post by The Mountain King on Oct 25, 2010 15:44:13 GMT -5
Oh sorry, I guess I had the wrong house...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2010 16:02:16 GMT -5
My friend had a drunk guy walk his house thinking it was his. Apparently the guy had no clue where he was.
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Post by hobgoblin on Oct 25, 2010 16:06:37 GMT -5
I own a bar and I refuse to allow the people to get drunk here.
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Drdoom
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Post by Drdoom on Oct 25, 2010 17:17:22 GMT -5
Did that scene and quit it almost just as fast. I hate not having complete control over my actions and therefore even after one small incident, i very rarely drink. And if I do, it's one or two beers.
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Post by Gazza on Oct 25, 2010 18:00:33 GMT -5
Once had a drunk guy who kept trying to open the door on my parents car,even though we was stood there watching. He kept coming back, then told us he was going to petrol bomb our house.....
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Soda Popinski™
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Post by Soda Popinski™ on Oct 26, 2010 0:36:38 GMT -5
So for my first year for college I moved out of state to South Dakota on a wrestling scholarship. On my third night, a Saturday night, the upperclassmen decided to round up us freshman and "break us in", get us all drunk. So next thing I know, I'm pounding back cheap vodka with one of the upperclassmen. I end up basically having to be dragged back to my dorm room. The next day we had a freshman orientation church service (I went to a methodist college that year). Part way through I get sick and take off running out of the back of the church. Head to the bathroom get sick, and pass out in the handicapped stall. A little bit later I'm woken up by one of my teammates. Guess I had been sleeping there for over an hour, no one knew where I was, and the only reason they found me was because of how loudly I was snoring.
Completely true story...not my proudest moment. Nowadays I rarely get that drunk.
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Post by K5 on Oct 26, 2010 0:49:47 GMT -5
I own a bar and I refuse to allow the people to get drunk here. well, that bar would  ing suck.  |
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Post by slappy on Oct 26, 2010 2:16:54 GMT -5
I own a bar and I refuse to allow the people to get drunk here. well, that bar would ing suck. I think the sign would say "Maximum 1 drink." "Ok buddy, you've had your one, enough is enough, you gotta get out of here." |
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the hell demon
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i must possess all, or i possess nothing
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Post by the hell demon on Oct 26, 2010 7:44:14 GMT -5
I bartended for 5 years so I have broken up/been involved in many "altercations". One time, while I was bartending, this girl who I was seeing came in there absolutely hammered. Her eyes were rolling to the back of her head and apparently she was also popping pills... so I refused to serve her and also managed to get her keys from her so she wouldn't drive home. I offered her a ride home. Next thing you know, she is trying to FIGHT me in the parking lot and was repeatedly insulting me. "YOURE A ING B*TCH!" lol. That "relationship" didn't work out. One time I flipped my car in to someone's front yard. Knocked over a tree, and a mailbox. I got out of my car, walked home, and passed out ....dealt wit it the next day. No one was injured. One time while hanging out in a bar, this dude was throwing insults around. Calling all the females "whores" and "stupid bitches", etc. Pissing everybody off in the entire bar. He called this one dude a "N*gger"... that really set me off. A little while later he called my boy a "N*gger" and that was the last straw. APPARENTLY, I smashed a beer bottle in his face and sent him to the hospital. One time, I had to ban my friend's mom from the bar because she was blwoing everybody in the bathroom. lol.I dont drink, or hang out in bars anymore. Glory hole story for the win.  |
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Post by K5 on Oct 26, 2010 10:35:47 GMT -5
well, that bar would ing suck. I think the sign would say "Maximum 1 drink." "Ok buddy, you've had your one, enough is enough, you gotta get out of here." "that guy looks like he's having a great time, he's gotta be drunk!" |
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Woodie
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Post by Woodie on Oct 26, 2010 11:07:43 GMT -5
when i was 11, I was at home with my mums friend my mum went shopping and my dad and two brothers went to a game of football. So i was sitting up at one end of the house watching TV and he was working down the other side in the kitchen. After 20 minutes i hear him whistling. Naturally i thought he was playing with our dog but i checked down the hall to see and hes staring at me leaning against the wall. He screamed come hear stupid kid, may i add this guy is strong as **** so i walked down and he wouldent let me move, I was sh*ting a brick scared because i knew my parents weren't going to be home for an hour or two. I asked him could I call someone he said yes and laughed as i couldent find the house phone i found my cell phone and kicked him in the knee and ran up the stairs and locked my self in my room. I called my Mum and she rushed home and sorted it out, but the weird thing is on our calendar that we have on our wall he wrote " kill (my name) "
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Post by xtremewrestlingfan on Oct 26, 2010 11:50:17 GMT -5
When I was at the Univ. of Scranton, the house we were renting had this dirty old mattress in the driveway that for some reason the owner never moved. So one night around 5:30-6:00am, I heard drunk people talking and looked out the window. I saw these two drunk and homeless people sitting on the mattress talking. It was a man and woman. They weren't being really loud or anything, so I wasn't going to bother them or call the cops. Then all of a sudden the woman goes down on the guy right there. I don't remember the name but he kept saying her name. I almost pissed myself. I woke my roommate and he looked and started cracking up. So we stood in the kitchen and listened and laughed. It went on for about 5 minutes. Then when we didn't hear any moaning any longer, we looked out the window and they were leaving. Weird. Holy poop! So you were the guy who owned that matress!? Just kidding... but how old were these two!? I bet it was freaking hilarious! XWF ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2010 11:56:43 GMT -5
Few years back I polished off a keg and attempted to walk back to my apartment. Door was locked so I figured I'd go through the window. I immediately get punched like 10 times in the head and I realize it's the wrong apartment. Quickly apologized and said "sorry I'm drunk thought this was my house". Dude said "your lucky my guns in the other room or I would have shot your ass". Needless to say I don't get sloppy wasted anymore. LO ING L. One time while I was waiting for a bus, some drunk guy came walking right by me with his face busted all open. I backed up of course. The dude just walked right through traffic afterwards. |
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Post by The UndyTaker on Oct 26, 2010 16:46:22 GMT -5
When I was at the Univ. of Scranton, the house we were renting had this dirty old mattress in the driveway that for some reason the owner never moved. So one night around 5:30-6:00am, I heard drunk people talking and looked out the window. I saw these two drunk and homeless people sitting on the mattress talking. It was a man and woman. They weren't being really loud or anything, so I wasn't going to bother them or call the cops. Then all of a sudden the woman goes down on the guy right there. I don't remember the name but he kept saying her name. I almost pissed myself. I woke my roommate and he looked and started cracking up. So we stood in the kitchen and listened and laughed. It went on for about 5 minutes. Then when we didn't hear any moaning any longer, we looked out the window and they were leaving. Weird. Holy poop! So you were the guy who owned that matress!? Just kidding... but how old were these two!? I bet it was freaking hilarious! XWF ;D It was hilarious. I'm gonna say the guy was probably around 50. He looked pretty old, but was really dirty, so it's hard to give an estimate. But probably around 50. The woman looked old too and was probably in her 40's. |
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Oct 26, 2010 17:56:57 GMT -5
back a few years ago, some guy got bailed out a red car with tinted windows, because my road is a dead end with an overgrown feild on the other side its out of the way eventhough its right by the city, if that makes sense.
anyway, he was totally wrecked with cuts on his head and a black eye, he starts yelling
"I've been assaulted"
so i was like oh shiz, my dad was here so he came out and told the guy to sit down while he gets the police and an ambulance for him, so the guy just starts going off on being assaulted, and that someone hit him with a baseball bat.
the police took ages to come when he started getting violent with us accusing US of assaulting him! and threatening to attack us so my dad said if he trys anything he'd club his head in with some pipe, I'm not sure if the bloke fainted or what but he fell over and dragged the top of our brick gate post off which landed on his shin.
so the police finally come and bail him into their van thing, after about half an hour they come to the house and ask to come in and speak about the guy, they told us that they didn't believe that we'd done anything but try and help him because he'd changed his story so many time apparently he blamed Me and my 7year old brother, my dad my uncle and the house down the roads dog for attacking him all seperate stories.
so yeah thats my story.
he dropped something like 38p as well, which i used to cover my psychiatric trauma lol.
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Post by Slay on Oct 27, 2010 6:39:26 GMT -5
This is one of the instances where a paintball gun would come in handy.
Just call the cops.
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Post by K5 on Oct 27, 2010 12:54:54 GMT -5
back a few years ago, some guy got bailed out a red car with tinted windows, because my road is a dead end with an overgrown feild on the other side its out of the way eventhough its right by the city, if that makes sense. anyway, he was totally wrecked with cuts on his head and a black eye, he starts yelling "I've been assaulted" so i was like oh shiz, my dad was here so he came out and told the guy to sit down while he gets the police and an ambulance for him, so the guy just starts going off on being assaulted, and that someone hit him with a baseball bat. the police took ages to come when he started getting violent with us accusing US of assaulting him! and threatening to attack us so my dad said if he trys anything he'd club his head in with some pipe, I'm not sure if the bloke fainted or what but he fell over and dragged the top of our brick gate post off which landed on his shin. so the police finally come and bail him into their van thing, after about half an hour they come to the house and ask to come in and speak about the guy, they told us that they didn't believe that we'd done anything but try and help him because he'd changed his story so many time apparently he blamed Me and my 7year old brother, my dad my uncle and the house down the roads dog for attacking him all seperate stories. so yeah thats my story. he dropped something like 38p as well, which i used to cover my psychiatric trauma lol. that...is a ing wild story. |
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thespecialone
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Post by thespecialone on Oct 28, 2010 7:48:31 GMT -5
In europe (except the uk i guess ) its hip not to drink lately. The same with smoke and drugs.
I see much less drunk people nowadays here.
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Post by cenanation400 on Oct 29, 2010 4:57:12 GMT -5
once when my parents were driving me we drove by this guy he was so drunk he fell on the ground and i think he passed out  |
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