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Post by CF9™ on Feb 11, 2011 18:29:31 GMT -5
Good entry, although that's pretty crazy to have London go over him so quickly like that. Interested to see the next entry.
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Post by Red Dragon on Feb 16, 2011 12:28:12 GMT -5
WWE Raw- Part 2(Continued)... missed. Cade moves and I land knee first but sell my torso. Cade brings me to my feet and nails a few strikes then places me against the corner for a high knee and an illegal choke. A throw across the ring and Cade is still in control. Cade runs at me but I get my feet up into his face. As Cade wobbles backwards I climb the ropes. Cade quickly realises this and pushes me off the ropes sending me crashing onto the apron and down the floor. The referee has a talk with Cade but this all seems to be his plan as Jericho gets up and puts the boots in. Cade exits and throws me back in after Jericho has done the damage. Cade goes for a quick pin but I get the shoulder up. Cade grabs the arm and puts me in a seated position. He locks in a Bow and Arrow submission, also known as the perfect move for the babyface (that’s me) to build up momentum with the crowd on his side ready for a comeback. I do so and get back to my feet, elbowing Cade in the stomach to release the hold. Cade stumbles back and a Dropsault drops him into the corner but as I get back up Cade is ready for me with a Lariat. In typical spot monkey style I spin round with the impact of the lariat and Jericho marks out like a 6 year old at Disneyland. Cade goes for the pin but I get another shoulder up. Cade calls for the end and picks me up off the mat but a quick hurricanrana counter puts me back on the offensive. I set off into the ropes but find something pulling my leg (I wonder who it could be? What, is it really that obvious?) It’s Jericho who distracts my attention enough for Cade to run at me with a forearm and take me into the middle of the ring for a Spinebuster variation pinning me 1..2..3.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Feb 19, 2011 0:14:49 GMT -5
Good storyline, but BORING write-up. About 90% of it was "Cade this" then "Cade that." Spice up the sentences a bit.
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Post by legendkiller8 on Feb 19, 2011 0:34:47 GMT -5
Really enjoying this so far. Keep it up. Sad to see lost to Cade, but TV time is a good start.
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Post by Red Dragon on Feb 21, 2011 12:20:49 GMT -5
WWE Raw- Part 3(Continued) Following the match I’m selling the spinebuster HUGE. I roll about holding my back, I feel like Shawn Michaels wrestling Hulk Hogan (Wrestling joke, if you didn’t get it you’re not a true wrestling fan) Chris Jericho enters the ring and the referee tries to stop him but Jericho pushes him aside with ease. Jericho has a mic in his hand and begins to speak. Jericho gives another promo about how I and the WWE fans should not look up to Shawn Michaels as a mentor, an icon and definitely not a legend. Chris continues to say that the crowd should all follow him just like Lance (Cade). Chris orders Lance to pick me up with my hands behind my back. The crowd chants for “HBK” as Jericho criticizes me and slaps me in the face. Then I spit him in the face, hitting him right in the the eye. This doesn’t help the situation. Jericho slaps me again then tells Cade to beat me up more. He even joins in by booting me a few times. Cade lifts me up once more and hits another Spinebuster and I sell the beating on the ground. Unfinished Jericho removes his suit jacket and tie, then loosens his shirt and rolls up his sleeves (Which in the wrestling world means, “he mad”) Jericho spins me over and locks in the Walls of Jericho, adding extra pressure with the knee in a Liontamer-esque position. Once the the damage was done, they left with Cade picking up the clothing Jericho had removed and Chris getting his own back by spitting on me. After more selling while leaving, I make my way through the curtain. I look to the other side of the room and see Dean (Malenko) talking the segment over with Chris and Lance. Meanwhile I see Vince get up from his position with the other “higher ups” and come marching towards me...
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Post by legendkiller8 on Feb 21, 2011 18:52:20 GMT -5
I'd bet you're talking HBK's oversell at SummerSlam. Or just Hogan's moveset. I like that London fought back, though. I knew he was gonna get destroyed. Good entry. I wonder what could be next for him.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Feb 21, 2011 21:38:35 GMT -5
Still slightly boring write up. Good job carrying on this fued as well as you have.
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Post by Red Dragon on Feb 25, 2011 11:26:54 GMT -5
WWE Raw- Part 4(Continued)Vince: What the hell do you think your dong out there? Has Vince forgotten who I am, I go to respond and Mr. McWankBank continues his baffled speech. Vince: Who the hell do you think you are? Before I can answer that question and really show Vince who I am Dean and Chris interrupt with Dean speaking up. Dean: What’s the problem here? Vince: Did you see it Dean, this kid spat in Chris’ face! Dean: Yeah, I booked it. Jericho: And I came up with it, I thought it was a good way to get a response off the audience. Is there a problem? Chris and Dean easily brush Vince aside with their cool nature leaving Vince embarrassed as everyone looks round at him. Vince didn’t like being embarrassed and weasels his way out of the argument. Vince: Well, yeah - that’s what I mean - right Chris? Yeah, you got the heat right – you got me all worked up just like the fans. You did well Chris, you did well. Vince turned and walked back behind his table. Backstage was silent after that, I thanked Dean and Chris for sticking up for me. Knowing that if I spoke up for myself I probably won’t have a job right now. I had a few of the talents come up to me asking what actually happened because they missed it. I was happy enough to tell them about the incident as Vince was displayed as the little coward he really is.
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Post by buster on Feb 25, 2011 11:30:06 GMT -5
Nice entry... I liked how Dean & Chris stood up for Paul.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 3, 2011 14:23:14 GMT -5
Morning After WWE RawIt’s the morning after RAW well, midday really as I drove through the night to get back home. There’s a house show at the end of the week so I got two days off to myself. I wake up and there’s a missed call from Brian (Kendrick) Who has annoyingly stolen my phone and entered his name as “THE Brian Kendrick.” I phone him back up. Paul: Hey Brian, you called me? Brian: Who is this Brian you speak of? Paul: Come on Brian I know it’s you Brian: You must address me by my full name Paul: You know you’re a jacka** right, THE Brian Kendrick Brian: So dude, what happened last night at the tapings? Paul: Just a little altercation with Big Mac (or should I say little Mac after last night) I proceed to tell Kendrick about the whole ordeal, I can see his smile through the phone (no it’s not a fancy camera phone, it’s a metaphor) Brian: That’s great man. You hear that Zeke? I can hear Brian turn to his on screen bodyguard Ezekial and ask him only for Zeke to shout “I told you, don't talk to me when I’m driving.” I heard Zeke is fine driving with other people but I just think he’s had enough of Kendrick’s voice. The problem is they might just be traveling together for a long while. Brian: (To Zeke) Sorry man I forgot. (to me) No that’s great putting the man in his place. Yeah man, I also called to see what you’re doing tonight. We’re swinging nearby your place to get to the (Smackdown and ECW ) tapings tonight, you wanna come? I sat up and looked around and tried to figure out what I would do otherwise. Probably take a few pills and end up watching “2 and a Half Men” re-runs (don’t get me wrong, that s**t is funny but some freaky s**t happens when you’re in the world of drugs) So really it would do me a lot better if I went to the tapings. Paul: Yeah, alright I’m in. Brian: Great man, we’ll pick you up in a few hours. (To Zeke) Zeke we need to pick up Paul along the way. The phone call ends with Zeke’s butch voice shouting back, “You stupid m’f I told you don't f***ing talk to me when I’m driving!”
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Mar 3, 2011 15:37:21 GMT -5
Lol, Zekes voice isn't really that badass. Sucks that you're getting tired of this though..
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Post by legendkiller8 on Mar 6, 2011 19:23:06 GMT -5
Yeah it does. But I will leave a reply. Great entries to this diary. I love that Jackson gets frustrated when driving, and nice way to get his personality with the re-run part and stuff. If you do continue this, I can't wait to see what happens next.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 7, 2011 11:14:20 GMT -5
WWE Smackdown(Continued) Brian (Kendrick), Zeke and I rolled into the Smackdown tapings on time. Zeke’s continued infuriation with Kendrick grew as out little trip to the Smackdown tapings went on. I almost expected Zeke to turn around and strangle Brian after he tapped him on the shoulder asking if we could stop off at McDonalds. Luckily for Kendrick the roided up beast was also hungry so we stopped off and had something to eat before pulling into the tapings. As we made our way into the building where the tapings were held I had many strange looks. Some wrestlers were thinking why I was here. For the few who asked about my appearance I informed them that I just came to visit. I met up with Jimmy Wang Yang who commented that I never really show up to the RAW tapings and now I’m turning up to the tapings on my day off. The night mostly consisted of guys coming in, asking me why I was here and to explain what happened at the last tapings with Vince. There were many different responses. Some thought it was funny what happened, others not so much. One in particular wasn’t very happy that I was here. It started just after they had finished taping the ECW program. Brian, Zeke, Jimmy and I were backstage chatting. Well, I say chatting but actually we all let Brian do the talking. He was ranting about one of his conspiracy theories which usually consists of some strange unreal plan which nobody else except Kendrick gives a s**t about. We were then interrupted by a large, dark figure in the doorway. “Hey you, come over here I want to talk to you” bellowed the large figure, who leaned forward into the light to reveal his aged face. It was every bodies favourite backstage politician, the Undertaker. Let me just set the record straight, I respect the Undertaker. I understand all he’s done for his business and this company and I believe he deserves a certain amount of respect. The key word being certain. The problem with ‘Taker is that he’s looked up to as the “locker room leader” and as a result people feel the need to walk right up behind him and stick their noggin between his winkled ass-cheeks. Its common in this company that some people feel the need to weasel their way to the top and they feel they can do that by telling tales on their fellow locker room members to the deadman. Kendrick: What me? Undertaker: No Ezekiel: Me? Undertaker: No, Paul This is becoming quite a regular coincidence. Zeke breathes a sigh of relief, for such a big guy he sure wimped out when ‘Taker came in. Anyway, I got up and walked towards the door. What does ‘Taker want with me. We go outside in the corridor, ‘Taker looks around and closes the locker room door where Brian, Zeke and Jimmy are all trying to look on to see what the fuss is about. Taker: What’s all this I hear about with Vince, huh? ‘Taker asks intimately. Unluckily for him I’m not going to get intimidated by some old man in a leotard. I explained to him what happened as he looked on with his frowney face. Taker: So you think that was funny, huh? Paul: Yeah a little, why? Taker: I just don’t like you coming over here and spreading your gossip around. Just watch yourself, right? ‘Taker then turns and walks away and I’m left with a questioned look on my face. He’s a strange guy. Sometimes he’s good to have around for a laugh but others like today he can be the company b*tch. After the show I invite a few of the guys back to my place to crash for the night. Let’s hope it doesn’t too out of hand... who the hell am I kidding, of course it is.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 9, 2011 12:02:06 GMT -5
Morning After WWE Smackdown(Continued... kinda) My alarm goes off but my hand automatically slaps the “Sleep” function, besides I’m not working till tomorrow night. As I try and drift off back to sleep I hear some ruckus coming from the next door. Kendrick: Where the f**k is my jacket, you baboon! I shove some pants on and enter into the room where all the noise is coming from. Opening the door I see a naked Brian Kendrick shouting at his “Bodyguard” Ezekiel about his jacket. Paul: What the hell is going on here guys? Kendrick: This b*****d stolen my jacket! Ezekial: Wha the hell you talkin’ about Brian? Paul: Look guys, let’s calm it down. What jacket Brian? Kendrick: My entrance jacket, the white one Paul: Oh right the Elvis tribute Kendrick: Shut up man, my wife made that jacket. I need it for the house show tomorrow. That jacka** stole it (pointing at Ezekial) Ezekial: You crazy man, I an’t takin’ yo jacket. Why would I want a skinny white boy jacket for? Kendrick: Your just jealous man, you wish you could fit into my jacket. Paul: Look guys let’s just calm down. I’ll help you find your jacket, just let me have my morning piss first. I walk to the bathroom keeping a close eye for a certain hideous white jacket. I enter the bathroom and go right over to the toilet wondering what the hell happened to Kendrick’s jacket. Suddenly I hear an odd sound coming from the toilet. I look down... Jimmy: AGHHH AGHH Paul, what the hell you doing? What the f*** is Jimmy Wang Yang doing over leaning over my toilet seat, I was just about to take a leak. Paul: I was gonna have a p***, what the hell you doing? Jimmy: I’ve been here all night being sick. What the hell do you think I was doing? I awkwardly make my way back to Zeke and Brian. Brian: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, Jimmy’s in there Paul: And why didn’t you tell me before? Brian: Dude I’ve lost my jacket, I’m in emotional distress! Paul: Let's trace your steps, where was the last time you had it? For the next 10 minutes Brian proceeded to give his entire account of the journey home stating the last time he saw it was when he gave it to Zeke. Zeke: And I told you man I put it over there! Kendrick: You stole my jacket dude, just admit it! We wasn’t getting anywhere and by this point I had stopped caring. Instead I was more worried about myself. If I couldn’t get the toilet soon I might just p**s myself. Luckily for me Jimmy came out of the toilet wiping a bit of sick off his face. Jimmy: I think I’m fine now. It was that taco you made last night, I told you it didn't look cooked. I was just about to rush off to the toilet but as I got to the door, Jimmy continued. Jimmy: Oh Paul sorry about last night. Paul: What? Jimmy: Last night, I was sick over that white shirt of yours. I thought it would be best if I just threw it in the trash. Paul: ...White shirt?
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 11, 2011 15:13:52 GMT -5
House Show #1House shows are one of the positives of working with WWE. You get much more freedom, much more time and much more stupid antics. Its and entirely different atmosphere which I absolutely love. More importantly it’s also one of the only times I get booked. Before now I have usually been used in the opening contest either battling with some newbie from development or another lower carder. Occasionally there’ll be a over the top battle royal, which is always fun. Even if I get excited just for being eliminated. Yeah, about that. This was back when I was happy with working in the WWE but I felt I needed to do something to stand out. So I worked with Snitsky to create a cool elimination. We went out there, we did it and it hurt like heel but it was worth it. Sadly management didn’t look at it the same way. This said despite its awesomeness (maybe they didn’t use that exact word) it took too much attention to from the rest of the match. Actually thinking of it, this might have been the first time I was told off by Vince. Anyway back to the house show. Until now I have been working little openers and such but now I’ve been set to work with Lance (Cade) for a bunch of shows. Which is great, as Cade and I are good friends. Cade always wants to put on great matches and so do I, so it’s a perfect match. So far Cade is 1-0 in our little house show series after he put me away with his Spinebuster variation. It will be good to see whether I get any wins over Cade as I’ve heard management is hot on him (different to Vince, who seems to have the hots for him)
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Mar 12, 2011 23:25:16 GMT -5
Interesting. I wouldn't mind hearing a bit more about these house show antics. Not too much to say other than it was an okay read. Needs a little something to draw me in. I haven't read in a while so I'm guessing you're in the middle of shifting between rivalries.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 15, 2011 13:53:52 GMT -5
WWE RAW- Part 1I’m waiting in the ring, waiting for my opponent and then I hear it. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKINGThe fans go wild, my eyes light up and everyone has turned their attention to the titiantron. Only to be disappointed by Charlie Haas walking to the ring in an awful costume of “The Great One” being announced as the “Haas.” Apparently this is his new gimmick, to impersonate well known wrestlers, starting tonight with an impersonation of the Rock. Poor guy. Charlie, oh I mean “The Haas” struts down to the ring trying his best to make something out of his awful gimmick. After entering the ring over the top rope, Rocky style and challenges me to Just Bring It as the ring bell sounds. I go right on the offensive with a running dropkick to the knee. The Haas dodges then smacks me in the face as I rise. I run at him again and go for the low dropkick, another miss and another slap. The Haas begins to brag but the crowd aren’t on his side after making them believe that the Rock was returning to wrestling. Like that’s ever gonna happen. Anyway I go for the dropkick a third time and catch him, this time on the chin. Haas stumbles back and I irish whip him into the ropes. Standard rope run involving step overs until Haas catches me with a spinning back elbow. Back on my feet, he charges me into the corner and gives a few chops. He powers me into the middle and sets up a Samoan Drop for a 2-count. Haas lifts me up by the hair and tries a float over DDT but I counter into a twisting neckbreaker. I roll to the apron and get to my feet as Haas does. As Haas does he gets caught with a springboard tornado DDT for my own two count. I get back to my feet but Haas is back on the attack with some strikes and a Rock-esq pose mid-punch. Out of nowhere he hits the “Haas Bottom” as the commentators call it. Haas looks around, removes the elbow pad and sets off into the ropes! But I catch him on the rebound with a dropsault. The impact sends him crashing through the middle ropes to the outside. It’s crazy Paul London spot time as I take a suicide dive to the outside, crashing into Haas and taking him out. They show a slow-mo replay of my dive then go to a commercial break as our match continues.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 15, 2011 13:55:58 GMT -5
WWE Raw- Part 2(Continued) The match continues into the advert break after my suicide dive. We spend most of the break on the outside with both of us breaking up the count out in the process. Haas avoided a Arabian press from the ropes and followed up soon after by throwing me into the turnbuckle. I gain advantage with a drop toe hold on the outside into the barricade. RAW returns with me throwing Haas into the ring and hitting a diving crossbody for another 2 count. Some replays show of the action which went on during the break as both of us get to our feet. The Haas takes advantage and goes for another brutal “Haas Bottom” but a few elbows to the head sends him stumbling. I hit a few kicks ending with a sweeping kick taking him off his feet. With Haas down I climb the ropes and look around, seeing the crowd getting off their seats to watch my high flying finisher. London Star Press! The 1..2..3 follows and I get a win on television. All is going well... until. Chris Jericho makes his way out onto the stage, in a suit and a microphone in hand. He begins to mock me before Lance Cade comes from behind attacking me and leaving me on the floor. Cade kicks Haas aside and continues the beating on me as Jericho makes his way to the ring. Once in the ring Jericho instructs Cade to continue the beating and hit his Spinebuster on me. Jericho then speaks into the camera, calling Shawn Michaels a “coward” and gives him the advice of “don’t send a boy to do a man’s work.” He tells Shawn to show up and tell the whole world that he (Jericho) is the better man. As they leave they give me a swift boot to the head.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 15, 2011 13:57:50 GMT -5
WWE RAW- Part 3(Continued) I make my way backstage after my beat down from Cade and Jericho as Raw goes to a promo video. I see Charlie Haas backstage and he thanks me for putting on a good match. I joked to him about his gimmick telling him that maybe in a few weeks he can become, “Haas London.” But he didn’t really get the joke and just walked away. I’d be upset to if I had such a bad gimmick. A get mixed reviews from a few road agents who want to talk to me. Some of the older guys tell me to cut down my highflying moves while the others seemed to like the match. I get back to the locker room and have a sit down. As I sit down I feel a tingling sensation on my forehead. As I touch it my whole forehead begins to hurt. Looking at a nearby mirror I learn that one of Cade’s kick caught me on the front of my face giving me big old bruise. My check-up is interrupted by Dean Malenko who as always “wants to see me.” He sits me down and tells me he has something important to tell me. A few weeks back if Dean told me this I’d expect him to tell me I was getting fired but I don’t feel like that anymore. I haven’t thought about leaving in weeks ‘cause at the moment I’m enjoying my time here. Something I haven’t done in a long time. Of course there’s some negatives but at the moment their outweighed by the positives. I try and joke around telling Dean this but he remains straight faced, something is not right here.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 15, 2011 14:02:07 GMT -5
WWE RAW- Part 4(Continued) Dean: Paul, I’ve been talking to some of the senior (officials) and they don’t want you to use your move no more. I understand, I’ve been told this throughout my time with WWE. There was a few spots in the match which the officials might not like their lower-carders using. Paul: Yeah alright, which move? Dean: I don’t know how to tell you this Paul... but it’s your Shooting Star Press. Paul: What are you serious? My London Calling? I’m furious. I’ve been using the Shooting Star Press since I got here. I’ve had moves banned before but I can’t give up my Shooting Star Press. I love it, it’s my big finisher. The crowd always love the Shooting Star Press and now the WWE are banning it. I explain this to Dean but he replies back. Dean: I told them Paul, you know I’d stand up for you. I fought long and hard for them not to take it away from you but I couldn’t do anything. They seem real set on it. I’m sorry Paul. Paul: But why ban it? Dean: They’re not banning it Paul. They just don’t want you to use it. Why are they doing this to me, is it just a personal vendetta because I once smiled at Vince when he went into an exploding limo WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! Then it all clicked in my head, it all made sense. A month or two ago, a new guy debuted on WWE’s third brand, ECW. His name is Evan Bourne but fans of the indy’s will know him as Matt Sydal. He’s a talented guy, so talented in fact that he likes to use the Shooting Star Press as a finisher. I’ll admit he hits it better than me, cleaner and crisper but I’ve seen his indy work and he had a range of finishers: the Here We Go Driver, the Double Helix and one of the most impressive moves I’ve ever seen the Cyclorama. So why does he have to steal my finishing move. I continue to talk with Dean and he explains all. Management seem pretty high on Evan and want him to succeed, the Shooting Star Press adds instant popularity and will help him become a rising star. Dean then leaves me, asking me to come up with a new finisher as soon as possible so he can report back to the higher ups. In the words of Ron Simmons, “DAMN.”
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