Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Feb 14, 2011 6:07:47 GMT -5
It's going to be a (St.) Valentine's Day (Massacre, unrelated to Ringside Collectibles' most recent Sell) edition of Monday Night RAW!
Love is in the air, everywhere accept Anaheim, California's air, as Monday Night RAW rolls into Town only six days away from Elimination Chamber, and tensions are riding high
The Miz puts up his WWE Championship on Sunday against the WWE Hall of Famer and RAW Color Commentator, The King, Jerry Lawler, but he's not exactly riding high heading in to the event. Last week, after a "Miz punch" from Lawler and backflip over the ropes, Miz was put in a Tag Team Match with Ted DiBiase, the man Lawler punched out, two weeks ago on RAW, against the Hall of Famer and Michael Cole's #1 RAW Mid-card enemy, Daniel Bryan, and the end result was King picking up the win over DiBiase, further putting Miz, Cole and Riley over the edge, but not enough to snap. What does the most "Must-pee because people don't like him because he's not Randy Orton or Mike Chioda Champion in WWE history" have in store for Color man, and does it involve both men falling off a Ladder towards the end of the Main Event?
John Cena DQ'd himself against CM "lol Sucks lol" in little time in the Main Event of last week's RAW from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with a low blow, and you know that had to buid frustration in Punk and anticipation for the RAW Elimination Chamber Match, this Sunday, with the winner receiving a shot at the WWE Champion in the literal Main Event of WrestleMania XXVII. All six men will be involved in the first ever 12-man Tag Team Match on SD 600 with the six SmackDown Elimination Chamber participants, so what will the RAW staff do to get into one another's heads? Broken noses? Name puns? CAKE EATING CONTESTS TO PROVE THEMSELVES!?
Vince McMahon recovered from his Coma and was furious as he.....oversaw Nexus getting what they want and announced an announcement of an announcement for this week's RAW in which he will name WrestleMania XXVII's Guest Host. Who will it be? Who will host the "Show of Shows" and probably, if our guess is correct, do what almost any other Guest Star hasn't done, wrestle at the event they're hosting and do what almost every Guest Star has done, infuriate fans, but this time being special, because he's 38-years-old, healthy and is a 7-time WWE Champion?
Daniel Bryan continues his incestuous "Cruel Intentions" Square, Eve defends her Divas Championship against Natalya in her Rematch from the Royal Rumble in the much-anticipated Match of the Century contender and R-Truth continues to let his hangover naturally subside.
Love is in the air, everywhere accept Anaheim, California's air, as Monday Night RAW rolls into Town only six days away from Elimination Chamber, and tensions are riding high
The Miz puts up his WWE Championship on Sunday against the WWE Hall of Famer and RAW Color Commentator, The King, Jerry Lawler, but he's not exactly riding high heading in to the event. Last week, after a "Miz punch" from Lawler and backflip over the ropes, Miz was put in a Tag Team Match with Ted DiBiase, the man Lawler punched out, two weeks ago on RAW, against the Hall of Famer and Michael Cole's #1 RAW Mid-card enemy, Daniel Bryan, and the end result was King picking up the win over DiBiase, further putting Miz, Cole and Riley over the edge, but not enough to snap. What does the most "Must-pee because people don't like him because he's not Randy Orton or Mike Chioda Champion in WWE history" have in store for Color man, and does it involve both men falling off a Ladder towards the end of the Main Event?
John Cena DQ'd himself against CM "lol Sucks lol" in little time in the Main Event of last week's RAW from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with a low blow, and you know that had to buid frustration in Punk and anticipation for the RAW Elimination Chamber Match, this Sunday, with the winner receiving a shot at the WWE Champion in the literal Main Event of WrestleMania XXVII. All six men will be involved in the first ever 12-man Tag Team Match on SD 600 with the six SmackDown Elimination Chamber participants, so what will the RAW staff do to get into one another's heads? Broken noses? Name puns? CAKE EATING CONTESTS TO PROVE THEMSELVES!?
Vince McMahon recovered from his Coma and was furious as he.....oversaw Nexus getting what they want and announced an announcement of an announcement for this week's RAW in which he will name WrestleMania XXVII's Guest Host. Who will it be? Who will host the "Show of Shows" and probably, if our guess is correct, do what almost any other Guest Star hasn't done, wrestle at the event they're hosting and do what almost every Guest Star has done, infuriate fans, but this time being special, because he's 38-years-old, healthy and is a 7-time WWE Champion?
Daniel Bryan continues his incestuous "Cruel Intentions" Square, Eve defends her Divas Championship against Natalya in her Rematch from the Royal Rumble in the much-anticipated Match of the Century contender and R-Truth continues to let his hangover naturally subside.
See all of this and more at 9pm/8c, only on USA Network from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!
