Post by kurtangleisgod on May 6, 2011 12:59:50 GMT -5
*Cameron Stone is seen inside of a public library, going through some books. At first glance, it cannot be seen what books he is looking at, but after a few moments, it is revealed he is looking at childrens books on the anatomy of the human body, with big illustrations. He continues to flip through the book, laughing every few seconds, before finally putting it down.*
"You know, these kids books are surprisingly informative, they let you know all the weakest points of the human body, they tell you how you can damage it, it's really educational.
So, after my incredibly victory of awesomeness last week, I look to continue that trend this week, as I team up with Chris Jackal to take on AJ King and Justin Tyme, AKA the man with a terrible name. My approach last week of not promising victory and just letting things happen seemed to work out fairly well, so I'm going to take a similar approach this week, I definitely cannot promise any kind of victory. Why you may ask? Well, that is a very good question, and I'll be happy to answer it, because, as you all know, there is little I enjoy more than the sound of my own voice. I'm teaming with someone I've never teamed with before, Jackal could easily be the victim this week and be the one pinned, and there would be nothing I could do about it. I'm not sure if I should have faith in my partner or not, so I'm just going to go with it, and hope he is a motivated young man who will not let me down.
The best thing about this week is I finally get my hands on this little greaseball Justin Tyme. I get to wring his neck, break his bones, draw his blood, and do whatever the hell else I want. All legally too, you need to love this business sometimes. And I plan on doing at least two of those things to him this week, I'll be fair, it's a tag team match, I won't get to be in there with him the entire time. But when I get you one on one Tyme, know it isn't about the victory, it is about ending you. You may be the one who walks out with a pinfall in this war, but I'll be the man who actually, youk now, WALKS out. As for you, AJ King, I have nothing to really say to you. I do not know you, I've never encountered you, I've never had a problem with you. If you want it to stay that way, then I have some advice for you. Don't get in between me and Tyme, because you'll just get hit in the crossfire. That, my friends, is Set in Stone."
