Post by Ben - #6 Munchie on May 27, 2011 7:58:55 GMT -5
"So I'm 2-1 in my career here, and now that the Pay Per View's finally rolled around, I'm relegated to a dark match. Really now? Really? Really? It's truly depressing. What's worse is, they didn't even give me a worth while opponent. Granted, I am no where near the best, but I get given David F'N Handlectch. The guy thinks he's some kind of martial arts master. When Ralph Maccio looks like he could kick your ass gimp leg and all, you know there's a problem. If he put as much effort into his matches as he does into looking like a fool, well, he'd still suck but he'd at least be in a better place than he is right now. He's 'Burnin' Love'? If his wrestling ability was half as hot as his name, he may be somewhere. Instead he is here, jobbing to me. With his level of skill he could be great."
*Oscar starts laughing*
"Okay, I was obviously joking there, but I am serious about me dark matching. With my ability to become the next EBR or DGX. Well I might as well be relieved I made it onto the card. Also the fact they gave me a rank amateur like Handlecatch. He Couldn't win a match if his opponent was in a full body cast. He would still find a way to lose. Why this guy is still employed is beyond me, but that's not my decision. Then again, when they see how badly I whoop Handlecatch they might reconsider."
*Oscar picks up a poster of Handlecatch*
"What I'm about to do to this poster, it is exactly what I'm going to do to the real Handlecatch"
*Oscar spits on the poster, then tears it in half*
"Just wait and see, this will be his fate..."
*Oscar starts laughing*
"Okay, I was obviously joking there, but I am serious about me dark matching. With my ability to become the next EBR or DGX. Well I might as well be relieved I made it onto the card. Also the fact they gave me a rank amateur like Handlecatch. He Couldn't win a match if his opponent was in a full body cast. He would still find a way to lose. Why this guy is still employed is beyond me, but that's not my decision. Then again, when they see how badly I whoop Handlecatch they might reconsider."
*Oscar picks up a poster of Handlecatch*
"What I'm about to do to this poster, it is exactly what I'm going to do to the real Handlecatch"
*Oscar spits on the poster, then tears it in half*
"Just wait and see, this will be his fate..."
you definately have some potential and that is imminent here. Good job
