Post by Owen Wilson's Nose on May 14, 2022 11:23:25 GMT -5
The Batman (2022)
- In terms of a serious take on Batman...this has hands down been the worst version of Bruce Wayne/Batman that I've ever seen. Not even 15 minutes into the movie when he is riding his bike and they are playing Nirvana...wtf! 👎 I hated how Bruce/Batman, Gordon and Catwoman acted. Nobody acts like that. Gordon could be normal one minute and then act like a complete noob of an actor the next. Batman looked ridiculous. Alfred should've told Bruce to get a f'n haircut and stop listening to The Cure.
Riddler and Penguin were awesome. They kept this movie together. I dig the tone of the movie...and I dig Gotham City.
They could've 100% cut off about an hour of this movie and it would've been so much better. The main reason I haven't seen this movie until now is because every single review I've read or heard has said "way too long." Lol ain't that the damn truth. I also don't think they could've ripped off Se7en any more if they tried.
Here is my ranking of the live action Batman movies that nobody asked for. I am leaving off Suicide Squad, Joker, and Justice League.
The Dark Knight (2008) Batman (1989) Batman Returns (1992) Batman Begins (2005) Batman (1966) Batman Forever (1995) The Batman (2022)
I think the rest of these totally suck and I never have the urge to rewatch them:
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Batman v Superman (2016) Batman and Robin (1997)