PokeyMons Banter

[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]OH MY FREAKING ARCEUS, GUYS!!!!!

I'M MARKING OUT. I SERIOUSLY MARKED OUT









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JUST TWO DAYS AGO ADDED INTO IN HOT TOPIC'S STOCK

Epic^

I would like to introduce you to this epic creation.

MTR

let's bring Pokemon sims/spam back.




Hey my dad is the greatest Pokeymon trainer to ever live. So i finally got to go out on my pokeymon journey and he gave me 14 masterballs and a pokemon egg that hatched into a shiny Mew.


He also had a bunch of HMs such as fly, surf, cut, strength so i taught them all to mew.

then i walked north to route 1 and suddenley the legendary and incredibly rare Entei showed up so I quick threw a masterball and got him


so then i met some guy in viridian city I guess hes a bad guy he had a bulbasaur and challenged me and I threw out entei and destroyed him. then i went through the forest and the only wild pokemon that attacked me was a pikachu who attacked right from the start so i threw a masterball. oh he knew fly and surf.



Took on brocks gym and won, destroyed team rocket in mt moon, walked into Cerulean and went to the unknown dungeon. the guy blocking it said i wasn't allowed to go in but he saw i had two legendaries and he said okay you can go in. so I went down there and got mewtwo



so then I went south of cerulean, cut the tree down, and went on the route before the daycare and a shiny meowth appeared. masterball


then I walked a little more in the grass and suicune appeared so I threw masterball.


okay so then i went through the rest of the game I actually stopped team rocket well actually i joined them because being the good guy is too generic and I want to be an edgy bad guy character. so i joined team rocket got all the badges then went to giovanni's gym and he said "okay buddy give me the badges and the pokemon so we as team rocket can become stronger than ever" but I said no i wanna be the very best like no one ever was so i defeat giovanni and denounce the evil team rocket.

then i go the league and win easily. then I become champion.

the game stops here but I get to continue cause I'm so good at Pokemon.

so i defend a lot and no one can beat me so i become a roaming champion. I go to sinnoh and arceus challenges me to a Pokeymon fight so i use a masterball and catch him. they say he's God but I didn't wanna use him over meowth or pikachu so i put him in the PC forever.

oh i'm sorry I forgot to mention it was shiny arceus



oh and then I saw some guy called N he was flying on a reshiram or zekrom or something and I challenged him and I won. so that was cool. then after I became sinnoh champion.


Then Hoenn champion. Then Unova champion. Then I got the amusement park in Nimbasa city deticated in my name as the greatest pokeymon trainer ever. Greatest ever. they actually give me the key to the unova region. oh and then I get awarded a shiny genesect. then I go back to kanto where that rival guy is champion. he has like, blastoise, charizard, snorlax, etc, but I decide to use God, bug with lazer, mew, mewtwo, Ho Oh and Lugia and well I win.

SO DOES NYASU