Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Aug 8, 2011 5:25:08 GMT -5
The way SummerSlam has been built, you would think most of the Roster is banned by Jeremy Piven
Monday Night RAW commences from San Jose, Califor-ny-a, home of the three-time ArenaBowl Champion SaberCats. Only six-days remain until the town Melina, K-Fed and Johnny Nitro built hosts SummerSlam for a third-straight year. Four Matches are on the card, two of which come from RAW.
John Cena and CM Punk head into San Jose both as WWE Champion, the first time in history such a thing has happened. It's been confirmed that both WWE Champions will be in action on Monday night, presumably before they have their SummerSlam Contract signing in the middle of the ring. What last-minute challenges face the WWE Champions, as Del Rio wanders with nothing to do and a shot at the Titles, Mysterio says he wants his rematch the night after SummerSlam and Miz angry at WWE Management? I could see a Masterlock Challenge for Punk, which would be a great way to get Masters off Superstars.
Beth Phoenix out-lasted 13 other Divas in a marathon seven-minute Battle Royal. The three-time Women's Champion and 2008 Diva of the Year shocked fans alike by winning a Match on RAW and not being Eve or a Bella twin. After that shocking occurrence, the glamorous amazon attacked Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly and let Kelly show us her plumber (or Trish Stratus circa-2011) side. Beth Phoenix is tired of "perky, Barbie doll bimbos" like Kelly getting the chances, as is Natalya, who attacked AJ on SmackDown, last Friday. What danger will Kelly possibly face with Beth and possibly Natalya in the same building? As long as she doesn't corpse, she'll be fine.
Former WWE Champion, The Miz and former NWA World Champion, R-Truth defeated former ECW Champion, John Morrison and former WWE Champion (is he?), Rey Mysterio in Tag Team action. The Miz proved to be selfless, at least for the time being, putting himself in harms way to distract his fellow former Dirt Sheeter and get his team the win. All four men involved in that Match are not booked for SummerSlam, but something tells me they'll get on there. Well, that is if Morrison is done gaining brownie points with tweets directed towards his level-headed girlfriend, Ms. Perez. Also in Tag Team action were the Tag Team Champions, McGillitunga. Turns out they do have a Title for Tag Teams and the Champs beat the duo of Santino Marella and the Assistant to the SmackDown GM, Zack Ryder. Who's next on McGillitunga's war path? So many teams to choose from.
Get to know the Executive Vice President of WWE Talent Relations, MISTER, John Laurinaitis
Monday Night RAW commences from San Jose, Califor-ny-a, home of the three-time ArenaBowl Champion SaberCats. Only six-days remain until the town Melina, K-Fed and Johnny Nitro built hosts SummerSlam for a third-straight year. Four Matches are on the card, two of which come from RAW.
John Cena and CM Punk head into San Jose both as WWE Champion, the first time in history such a thing has happened. It's been confirmed that both WWE Champions will be in action on Monday night, presumably before they have their SummerSlam Contract signing in the middle of the ring. What last-minute challenges face the WWE Champions, as Del Rio wanders with nothing to do and a shot at the Titles, Mysterio says he wants his rematch the night after SummerSlam and Miz angry at WWE Management? I could see a Masterlock Challenge for Punk, which would be a great way to get Masters off Superstars.
Beth Phoenix out-lasted 13 other Divas in a marathon seven-minute Battle Royal. The three-time Women's Champion and 2008 Diva of the Year shocked fans alike by winning a Match on RAW and not being Eve or a Bella twin. After that shocking occurrence, the glamorous amazon attacked Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly and let Kelly show us her plumber (or Trish Stratus circa-2011) side. Beth Phoenix is tired of "perky, Barbie doll bimbos" like Kelly getting the chances, as is Natalya, who attacked AJ on SmackDown, last Friday. What danger will Kelly possibly face with Beth and possibly Natalya in the same building? As long as she doesn't corpse, she'll be fine.
Former WWE Champion, The Miz and former NWA World Champion, R-Truth defeated former ECW Champion, John Morrison and former WWE Champion (is he?), Rey Mysterio in Tag Team action. The Miz proved to be selfless, at least for the time being, putting himself in harms way to distract his fellow former Dirt Sheeter and get his team the win. All four men involved in that Match are not booked for SummerSlam, but something tells me they'll get on there. Well, that is if Morrison is done gaining brownie points with tweets directed towards his level-headed girlfriend, Ms. Perez. Also in Tag Team action were the Tag Team Champions, McGillitunga. Turns out they do have a Title for Tag Teams and the Champs beat the duo of Santino Marella and the Assistant to the SmackDown GM, Zack Ryder. Who's next on McGillitunga's war path? So many teams to choose from.
Get to know the Executive Vice President of WWE Talent Relations, MISTER, John Laurinaitis
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