Post by Byron F'N Saxton Fan on Aug 29, 2011 5:35:48 GMT -5
I'm going to RAW, yet it feels kind of boring knowing I won't hear airplanes land beforehand
WWE goes from Bizarro World/Land to the national-treasure-of-a-city that is Tulsa, Oklahoma with less than three weeks to go until Night of Champyonays takes place. One Match is set for the PPV to this point, which comes from the RAW brand.
Last week, John Cena realized his boyhood dream of main eventing Night of Champions will come true as he will face WWE's Undisputed WWE Champion, Alberto Del Rio. Cena won his #1 Contendership after Kevin Nash distracted Cena's opponent, CM Punk, on the stage. Del Rio wasted little time before laying waste to Cena, viciously attacking him which resulted in him having to be held back. Alberto Del Rio defeated Rey Mysterio two weeks ago and the Salmon of Sexy last week (we'll miss you, T-Grish), so Del Rio is on a mini-RAW roll as he prepares to do battle with the Yankees.
Kevin Nash made it clear to WWE COO HHH that he's not in WWE to put over CM Punk, last week. Triple H, likewise, made it clear Nash is not an independent contractor for WWE, so he's not to call out talent. CM Punk was decked by Kevin Nash after he insulted Triple H's lack of fight (and balls that were not out), but it only angered Triple H more, or at least so it seemed. WWE EVP Mr. John Laurinaitis delivered the news to Haitch that Nash had crashed his car, prompting Triple H to go check on him in a nearby hospital. Nash revealed later that night to the shock of three people that he was fine, which may also reveal Funk-man's alterior motives as it pertains to being fine with Triple H being in charge. What's next for Funkhouser, Punk, Nash, Triple H, the Billion Dollar Princess and the Laptop next to Justin Roberts?
The Miz and R-Truth are bent on proving they are being c-o-n.....spired against by WWE, and they seemed to have formed a team. Speaking of teams, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston ushered in an altitude era in WWE by defeating the formidable team of David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty (contrary to what King says) for the Tag Team Championship. When will McGillitunga demand their remach? Another team, the Divas of Doom; will they cut another horrible promo as they grow even more tired of a woman rubbing her buttocks in another woman's face to win Matches? How is United States Champion, Dolph Ziggler planning on once again showing the only Guerrero in WWE that he's all the she needs, not Perry, Oklahoma's own Jack Swagga', as well? Will Alex Riley already be in the Ring? What danger lies in wait for Jim Ross as he returns to Oklahoma for a WWE Television show? Rumor has it the stars of SmackDown will be in town, too, in anticipation of SuperSmackDown live tomorrow night on Syfy. What mischief will occur with Friday night's most watched people on RAW?
See and find out all of that and much more (including my sign, possibly) at 9pm/8c, only on USA Network!
WWE goes from Bizarro World/Land to the national-treasure-of-a-city that is Tulsa, Oklahoma with less than three weeks to go until Night of Champyonays takes place. One Match is set for the PPV to this point, which comes from the RAW brand.
Last week, John Cena realized his boyhood dream of main eventing Night of Champions will come true as he will face WWE's Undisputed WWE Champion, Alberto Del Rio. Cena won his #1 Contendership after Kevin Nash distracted Cena's opponent, CM Punk, on the stage. Del Rio wasted little time before laying waste to Cena, viciously attacking him which resulted in him having to be held back. Alberto Del Rio defeated Rey Mysterio two weeks ago and the Salmon of Sexy last week (we'll miss you, T-Grish), so Del Rio is on a mini-RAW roll as he prepares to do battle with the Yankees.
Kevin Nash made it clear to WWE COO HHH that he's not in WWE to put over CM Punk, last week. Triple H, likewise, made it clear Nash is not an independent contractor for WWE, so he's not to call out talent. CM Punk was decked by Kevin Nash after he insulted Triple H's lack of fight (and balls that were not out), but it only angered Triple H more, or at least so it seemed. WWE EVP Mr. John Laurinaitis delivered the news to Haitch that Nash had crashed his car, prompting Triple H to go check on him in a nearby hospital. Nash revealed later that night to the shock of three people that he was fine, which may also reveal Funk-man's alterior motives as it pertains to being fine with Triple H being in charge. What's next for Funkhouser, Punk, Nash, Triple H, the Billion Dollar Princess and the Laptop next to Justin Roberts?
The Miz and R-Truth are bent on proving they are being c-o-n.....spired against by WWE, and they seemed to have formed a team. Speaking of teams, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston ushered in an altitude era in WWE by defeating the formidable team of David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty (contrary to what King says) for the Tag Team Championship. When will McGillitunga demand their remach? Another team, the Divas of Doom; will they cut another horrible promo as they grow even more tired of a woman rubbing her buttocks in another woman's face to win Matches? How is United States Champion, Dolph Ziggler planning on once again showing the only Guerrero in WWE that he's all the she needs, not Perry, Oklahoma's own Jack Swagga', as well? Will Alex Riley already be in the Ring? What danger lies in wait for Jim Ross as he returns to Oklahoma for a WWE Television show? Rumor has it the stars of SmackDown will be in town, too, in anticipation of SuperSmackDown live tomorrow night on Syfy. What mischief will occur with Friday night's most watched people on RAW?
See and find out all of that and much more (including my sign, possibly) at 9pm/8c, only on USA Network!