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Post by T R W on Feb 6, 2008 21:43:05 GMT -5
The new Inner Circle is currently auditioning for open spots.
Join the few, the proud, and the insane as we come back to continue forum dominance and hold other forum members down.
Do you have what it takes to join the most elite group of forum members? I doubt it, but let's find out anyway. Join Double J, TRW, and the one and only WOJC, and you too can be popular.
The following positions are open in the new Inner Circle:
1. Sexually ambiguous, cross dresser with photoshop skills and large vocabulary.
2. Female who drinks lots of beer and likes The Simpsons
3. Comic lover who wears groucho marx glasses, and has incredible sense of humor.
4. Video game and 80's fanatic with Debbie Gibson fascination
5. Long haired country western fan who dresses like wwe characters
6. Canadian lumberjack with bad ass beard and excellent animation skills
Please state in at least 100 words why you are worthy to be in the Inner Circle, and what qualities you will bring to the group. How will you hold down other forum members? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Post by comebackhitman on Feb 6, 2008 21:48:39 GMT -5
ive been here for a week and am a superstar- whe my gf isnt around i have no life! im always here-taking up others peoples posts. i dominate the boards when im not working on my pic fed.
my obsessive praising of one bret hart make others want to delete themselves. my figure collection is awesome and i add new pictures daily.
i make atleast 2 posts a day and everyone elses posts sink to page 2 within an hour
im applying for position 6- ill provide proof of all my vintage captain america comics
wierd i like him huh? sorry but i love steve rogers- even if he is american- he is the america i like!
simply put in this era of wfigs noone holds other users down more than me
i am the hhh of these boards
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Post by Cult Member BriGuy on Feb 6, 2008 21:50:38 GMT -5
Let me in
I have a set
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Post by fattic on Feb 6, 2008 21:51:00 GMT -5
"HE GAWT TWOOOOO!"
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Post by CBT on Feb 6, 2008 21:51:55 GMT -5
I'm so close to getting the number one spot, and I will continue to chase after it until it is mine to hold.
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TooShort4
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Joined on: May 10, 2007 7:13:57 GMT -5
Posts: 1,385
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Post by TooShort4 on Feb 6, 2008 21:52:08 GMT -5
I fit into the number 4 category. I am perfect for this group because I love Debbie Gibson. She is a cutie. I am addicted to video games because on Saturday I went into Gamestop and got Call of Duty 4. I was walking out of the mall and a vulture came down and snatched my bag. I was sooo distracted a lady came around the corner and and hit me. My life was almost taken because of Call of Duty 4. I am teh most elite. Please make me a member, sirs.
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Post by T R W on Feb 6, 2008 21:52:24 GMT -5
Ohh...fattic can be the new Lisa. R.I.P. Lisa. You need to brush up on your Simpsons and beer though.
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Post by ß®å¢K$ßâ¢k on Feb 6, 2008 21:55:56 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny on Feb 6, 2008 21:57:17 GMT -5
I will be applying for numero 7. It doesn't exsist. Here is why: I am cool. I like to be cool. People say I am un-cool which makes me feel even more cool. I like being cool and I think number 7 should be: Cool 13 year old who can't do much on a computer except put songs on his IPod. If you don't like 13 year olds off. You were 13 once, that's my motto. So why not make a number 7 and make it be a 13 year old who cant do much on a computer? Here are reasons why: In fights a 13 year old comes in and they get pissed so they leave. I am cool. On the boards half the time I have no idea what I am talking about. I am cool. Is this 100 words yet? IDK. I am a over achiever so I will continiue anyway. I don't like the brethart fan. I like TRW. He is cool. JJ is wicked awesome. Hold on I need to kiss more ass. WOJC is a pimp dadda. So why pick me? I am the one the only -INSERT-LETTERS-HERE- wether it be, -H-I-M- or -R-K-O- or my current -H-B-K- my names are cool. Did I mention I am cool?
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Post by T R W on Feb 6, 2008 21:57:43 GMT -5
No, something this stupid belongs here.
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Post by Gene on Feb 6, 2008 21:59:52 GMT -5
I am british, on medication and I see a surliest. Will that do?
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Post by amxfiles on Feb 6, 2008 22:00:03 GMT -5
Number 4 is probably going to be the hardest spot to fill, since I'm a pain in the ass and won't settle for anything too much less than the original.
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Post by Hulkamaniac on Feb 6, 2008 22:00:58 GMT -5
I have absolutely no interest in joining so you should let me in.
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Post by amxfiles on Feb 6, 2008 22:01:28 GMT -5
I will be applying for numero 7. It doesn't exsist. Here is why: I am cool. I like to be cool. People say I am un-cool which makes me feel even more cool. I like being cool and I think number 7 should be: Cool 13 year old who can't do much on a computer except put songs on his IPod. If you don't like 13 year olds off. You were 13 once, that's my motto. So why not make a number 7 and make it be a 13 year old who cant do much on a computer? Here are reasons why: In fights a 13 year old comes in and they get pissed so they leave. I am cool. On the boards half the time I have no idea what I am talking about. I am cool. Is this 100 words yet? IDK. I am a over achiever so I will continiue anyway. I don't like the brethart fan. I like TRW. He is cool. JJ is wicked awesome. Hold on I need to kiss more ass. WOJC is a pimp dadda. So why pick me? I am the one the only -INSERT-LETTERS-HERE- wether it be, -H-I-M- or -R-K-O- or my current -H-B-K- my names are cool. Did I mention I am cool? I do like ass kissers. It makes me feel better about myself.
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Post by Johnny on Feb 6, 2008 22:01:51 GMT -5
so, am i in?
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TooShort4
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Joined on: May 10, 2007 7:13:57 GMT -5
Posts: 1,385
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Post by TooShort4 on Feb 6, 2008 22:02:32 GMT -5
pick me ooh ooh pick me.
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Post by T R W on Feb 6, 2008 22:03:42 GMT -5
Number 4 is probably going to be the hardest spot to fill, since I'm a pain in the ass and won't settle for anything too much less than the original. All potential inductees must be approved by the council of elders, WOJC, JJ, and TRW. I would throw Doogle in, but any appearance by Doogle is like a second Christmas. His position is not open, because there can only be one Doogle.
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Post by Gene on Feb 6, 2008 22:04:32 GMT -5
I want to be in fattics inner circle....get it...inner circle. Most of us have already been in it And thrown out something do to with not enough size or something.
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Post by Johnny on Feb 6, 2008 22:04:40 GMT -5
Be Ageis to 13 year olds then!!! I DONT CARE!!
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Post by amxfiles on Feb 6, 2008 22:06:07 GMT -5
Number 4 is probably going to be the hardest spot to fill, since I'm a pain in the ass and won't settle for anything too much less than the original. All potential inductees must be approved by the council of elders, WOJC, JJ, and TRW. I would throw Doogle in, but any appearance by Doogle is like a second Christmas. His position is not open, because there can only be one Doogle. They broke the mold with that one, that is true.
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