2FW Presents: Some Type of Negativity

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Jody Fleisch def Beef Wellington

Sonjay Dutt def Frightmare

Cheerleader Melissa def. Natalya Neidhart

The show opens with a recap of last months Pay Per View. Showing Whacks defeating C.M. Punk in the straight edge challenge and the insane double no rope barbed wire main event, which had Sandman and Necro Butcher coming out on top. We show Sandman raising the hardcore title with Thumbtack Jack coming through the crowd and smashing a fluorescent light tube over the back of the sandman’s head. This then cuts to a jam packed hard rock café in the heart of New York City.

JL: Welcome everyone, to 2FW’s “Some Type of Negativity! I’m Jerry Lynn along side my good buddy Al Snow.

AS: Thanks for the introduction Jerry, let’s not waste any more time, lets head to Jeremy Borash in the ring. Take it away JB!

The camera focus’s on JB as “Youth Gone Wild” by Skid Row hits the speakers.

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Newcastle England weighing in at one hundred and eighty four pounds, he is “The Man That Gravity Forgot” he is Pac!

Pac bursts out of the curtains and steps down off the stage. He gives fans at ringside high fives as he rolls into the ring and the crowd roars.

JB: And his opponent, from Elizabeth New Jersey weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he is “The Nature Kid” Jay Lethal!

A loud “WOOO!” is heard over the speakers followed by Ric Flair’s theme. Jay Steps out of the curtains as the crowd roars, wearing an expensive robe. The crowd woo’s along with lethal as he steps into the ring and removes the robe and the match begins.

Opening Contest: Jay Lethal vs Pac

AS: Jay Lethal’s gimmick is certainly an interesting one.

The bell sounds as Lethal ducks a clothesline from Pac, and Pac ducks a clothesline from Lethal. Pac goes for a kick but Lethal Catches the boot and Pac back flips as a counter. Pac goes to swipe the legs out from Lethal but Lethal back flips over the legs, and nails an enzugiri to Pac. Lethal goes for the cover but gets only a one count. Lethal whips Pac into the south western corner and looks to hit a big boot, but Pac moves out of the way and nails to handsprings as Lethal un tangles himself from the corner. Pac bounces off the western ropes and Lethal leapfrogs over, Lethal rolls back as Pac flies over him and hits an arm drag. Pac soon counters with an arm drag of his own, followed by an arm drag by Lethal, causing Pac to go out of the ring. Lethal hits a tiger feint kick a tease while Pac gets on the apron and springboards off with a dropkick to Lethal. Lethal rolls out onto the western side of the ring and Pac flies over the ropes with a moonsault.

JL: How in the hell do you call action that is that damn fast!?

AS: You don’t, you shut up and watch.

Pac stands up as the crowd chants his name and rolls back into the ring. Lethal rolls back in as well as the two engage in some armature wrestling. The two get up and Pac nails a fisherman suplex with bridge only getting a two count, the two get up and begin trading left and right with elbows, kicks, and punches. Lethal ducks a clothesline from Pac and nails an inverted hurricanra, and as soon as they get up, Lethal lands a sickening Orange Crush Lung Blower but only gets a two count.

AS: You gotta be kidding me! An Orange Crush Lung Blower from Lethal!? That was the sickest thing I’ve seen in all my years of wrestling!

JL: Lethal calls it “The Styler and Profiler” but too bad he got a two count on such an impressive move!

Pac pulls himself up with the western ropes as Lethal clotheslines him over the top. Pac stands on the apron and delivers a punch to Lethal, Pac jumps onto the top rope but lethal jumps on too and delivers a sick enzugiri to Pac. They both slowly get to their feet and lethal bounces off the northern ropes and Lethal hits a neck breaker, hooks the leg, and two count only. Lethal picks Pac off the mat and looks for a t-bone suplex, but Pac escapes and hits a sickening flipping tiger driver. The crowd is in a frenzy as Pac gets up and scales the turnbuckles in the north eastern corner. Pac soon flied through the air with his signature corkscrew shooting star press but Lethal moves out of the way in time. Lethal waits for Pac to get up and as soon as he does, Lethal hits a half tiger half dragon suplex hold for the victory.

Winner: Jay Lethal

AS: What an exciting match up to kick off the night. Jay Lethal definitely made his debut a great one.

JL: That he did. I’m getting word that the Vicious Vixens champ LuFisto is getting attacked in the back let’s cut to it.

We cut to the back where security is trying to restrain Mickie Knuckles from attacking LuFisto even more. She breaks away from them and tosses LuFisto into a steel crate and gives a devastating boot scrape to her after ward. She fights off security once more as she then takes a chair from before, lays it out, and drives LuFisto on to it head first with a burning hammer.

MK: If I can’t have a shot at the title, no one can!

she stomps away on an injured LuFisto as Security and Police come and take Knuckles away. Some security stays to aid LuFisto, we then cut back to an arena booing in anger

JL: There was no need for Mickie to just jump LuFisto like that.

AS: She’s clearly jealous, she obviously wants that title bad, and she’ll do anything she can to get it.

JL: We’ll keep the fans posted through out the show, let’s go to JB in the ring for our next match.

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a high flying show down. Introducing first, from Brooklyn New York, weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, he is Low-Ki!

Ministry’s “Rio Grande Blood” hits the speakers as Ki steps out onto the stage with the crowd roaring in reaction. Ki walks down the steps and down to the ring, he slides right into the ring just as the song changes to “Thieves” by Ministry.

JB: And his opponent, from Gainsville Georgia, weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds, he is Jason Cross!

As his theme plays, the crowd starts to sing to his theme, chanting “Thieves! Thieves and Liars! Murders! Immigrants and Pastors!” Cross steps out of the curtain onto the stage as the crowd roars and he walks down the steps giving his fans at ringside high fives. He runs down to the ring and slides in as the bell sounds.

Jason Cross vs Low-Ki

AS: I can not wait for this one. This is going to be one hell of a rematch from last month.

The two begin by slowly getting into a test of strength, Ki takes advantage with a wrist lock and keeps wrenching away. Cross rolls out of it and applies a wrist lock of his own, and then quickly flips Ki over to a sitting position and locks on a dragon sleeper.

JL: Cross is pulling a page out of Low-Ki’s book, very smart move on his behalf.

Ki escapes the dragon sleeper, puts a hammerlock on Cross, trips the legs, and applies a headlock. The two slowly get up as Cross pushes Ki off the eastern ropes, ducks under Ki, Leapfrogs over, and rolls back with Ki flying over. Cross bounces off the western ropes, Ki leapfrogs over, Cross stops on the rebound as Ki hits a shoulder tackle which sends Cross to the outside. Ki then runs up to the top of the south eastern corner and dives onto Cross with a front flip.

AS: Holy hell what a dive! We did not see that in the last match these two had!

The crowd gives a “Holy Sh*t!” chant as Ki gets up to his feet and leans Cross against the side of the ring. He gives a stiff kick to the chest, rolls Cross into the ring, and gets a two count. Ki bounces off the southern ropes but gets dropkicked over them by Cross, who then builds momentum and flies over the ropes with a front flip. Cross gets up and throws ki back into the ring getting a two count, then goes for a suplex but Ki escapes, grabs hold of the waste, bumps into the ropes and rolls up Cross but only gets a two count. Cross then whips Ki into the north western corner and charges at him but Ki gets the boot up in time. Ki then sits on the top rope and Cross delivers a sickening kick to the back of the head, Cross then goes on the top rope to go for something but Ki fights him off. Cross leans on the ropes as Ki flies through the air landing with a sickening double foot stomp across the shoulders of Cross.

JL: Jesus Christ that looked painful!

AS: These two knocked each other out! Imagine those feet hitting you in the back of the head!

The two slowly get up as Ki delivers to sick kicks to the chest, whips Cross off the northern ropes but Cross counters with a whip of his own. Ki hits an elbow to the head, followed by a jumping knee, Ki goes for a spin kick but Cross dodges, throws a high kick, Ki dodges and hits a spin kick to the gut, and followed by an Axe kick to the back of the head of Cross. Cross stands in the north western corner as Ki hits his signature cartwheel kick to the face, he then pins Cross but again gets a two count. The two get up as Cross hits an inverted fisherman brain buster but gets a two count as well, Cross then takes Ki into the north eastern corner as both men stand on the top. Cross’s legs get caught in the ropes and as he pulls himself up Ki nails a double stomp on Cross, hooking the leg, and still getting a two count.

AS: I don’t believe it.

JL: First it was the avalanche Ki Krusher, now it’s the double stomp straight to the face, and Cross still kicks out!

Both men are slow to get up, Cross is the first one up, bounces off the northern ropes and nails a dropkick to the head of Ki. He climbs the south western corner looking for the shooting star leg drop, but Ki rushes up there and hits the avalanche Ki Krusher for the win.

Winner: Low Ki

AS: What an amazing rematch!

JL: If the critic aren’t happy with that match they know exactly what they can do! Just phenomenal!

The crowd quiets down as Cross extends his hand, but Ki looks at it and walks away.

AS: Well that was rude.

JL: I’ve just received word ladies and gentlemen that LuFisto has been taken to the hospital to treat a few minor injuries.

Cross leaves the ring as Jeremy Borash enters, ready to announce the next match.

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the 2FW Tag Team Championship! Introducing First, from Boston Massachusetts, weighing in at a combined weight six hundred and forty pounds, they are the team of Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko!

”Disgusting” By Bryan New plays over the speakers as Bloom and Tomko step onto the stage receiving numerous boos from the crowd. They step down off the stage and walk down to the ring ignoring every fan on the way.

JB: And their opponents, from Fairfax Virgina, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and two pounds, they are the 2FW tag team champions, they are Joey Matthews and Christian York!

Matthews and York step onto the stage as the crowd roars. Matthews and York step of the stage and slide into the ring and the bell sounds.

2FW Tag Team Championship: Joey Matthews & Christian York vs Matt Bloom & Travis Tomko

JL: And here we go folks looks like Tomko and York will be starting this one off.

AS: I heard that Matthews & York trained very hard for this match and I don’t blame them. They’re going up against two towering behemoths.

The two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, the result being Tomko throwing York down to the mat. The two lock up once more as they back up into the south eastern corner and Tomko is forced to release the hold. He then goes for an elbow but York ducks delivering elbows and right hands of his own. He whips Tomko off the southern ropes but Tomko counters with a whip. Tomko looks for the big up and over but York plants both knees on his shoulders driving Tomko to the mat. York gets up quick as Tomko comes to his feet, York bounces off the eastern ropes and meets a shoulder tackle from Tomko. York stands himself up in the north eastern corner as Tomko charges at him, York gets the boot up as he perches himself on the ropes and flies over Tomko with a sunset flip but gets a one count. As soon as they both get up, York bounces off the eastern ropes nailing a dropkick to the side of the head, he then bounces off the southern ropes and Tomko delivers a clothesline knocking York senseless.

JL: Good god what a clothesline!

Tomko then tags in Bloom, and York tags in Matthews. Bloom and Matthews lock up and back into the south western corner; Bloom breaks the hold and delivers sickening back elbows to the face of Matthews. Bloom pulls Matthews out of the corner, whips him off the southern ropes, and connects with a vicious shoulder tackle. Bloom whips Matthews off the eastern ropes and Matthews connects with a big dropkick, Matthews then tags in York as they both go for a double suplex but can’t take Bloom off his feet. They instead whip him off the western ropes, look for the future shock but Bloom breaks through them, and instead connect with a double dropkick off the rebound. York then delivers stiff kicks to the chest of Bloom, but Bloom catches the leg, goes for a clothesline, York dropkicks the knee and hits a shinning wizard only getting a two count.

AS: Back and forth action from both teams here, this is an impressive contest.

York gives some elbows across the back and shoulder of Bloom, but Bloom hits a back suplex and tags in Tomko. Tomko whips York off the estern ropes and connects with a scoop slam but gets a two count only. Tomko then connects with a power slam, gets the two count, and tags in Bloom. Bloom takes York into the south eastern corner and delivers some stiff shoulders to the gut, he pulls York out of sitting position, delivers a power slam, bounces off the eastern ropes and connects with a big splash. This only gets him a two count as he tags in Tomko. Tomko looks to power slam York, but York escapes and is somehow able to connect with a German suplex. York is able to tag in Matthews and Tomko is able to tag in Bloom, Matthews delivers stiff elbows as they back up into the north eastern corner. Matthews whips Bloom corner to corner but Bloom hits a whip of his own, hitting the turnbuckles so hard Matthews bounces out of them and Bloom hits the Baldo Bomb.

JL: The Baldo Bomb! This could be it for Matthews right here!

It isn’t the end as for Matthews kicks out on the count of two. Bloom picks Matthews off the mat and Matthews delivers forearms to the face and whips him off the western ropes and connects with a hurrincanra, as York dropkicks Tomko off the apron. Matthews and York whip Bloom off the western ropes and hit the future shock on Bloom shaking the ring. Matthews covers Bloom but only gets a two count. They take Bloom up into the north western corner as Matthews climbs up Bloom gives a low blow and Tomko big boots York off the opposite corner. Bloom then hits an Avalanche Bernard Bomb and gets the three count.

Winners: Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko

AS: An avalanche Bernard Bomb to capture the gold! Unbelievable!

JL: I have a feeling these guys are going to hold these titles for a long time, I can’t see these two being beaten!

The crowd boos as Tomko and Bloom hold the titles above their heads and leave the ring. We then cut backstage to Thumbtack Jack.

TTJ: Sandman, you call yourself a hardcore icon!? You have obviously never stepped foot in the ring with one of the most dangerous men on the planet, they call me the Necro Butcher of Germany and the Cactus Jack of Deutschland for a reason Sandman! It’s because when I defeat my opponents, they’re not only defeated, they’re executed. Sandman, your execution is scheduled for tonight. Abschied von made.

We cut back to the arena with JB standing in the ring.

JB: The following contest, is a twelve man gauntlet to determine the first ever 2FW strong style champion! In this contest, one wrestler must be eliminated by pin or submission, the next wrestler will then enter the ring and the match continues until there is one man standing in the ring. Introducing first, from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred and two pounds, he is Kid Kash!

Kid Rock’s” Bawitdaba” plays over the speakers as the crowd signs along with the chorus and Kid Kash steps out of the curtains and onto the stage. The crowd roars as he steps down off the stage and gives fans at ringside high fives and slides into the ring.

JB: And his opponent, from Soka, Saitama, Japan, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds, he is Kenta!

”Crazy Babies” by Ozzy Osbourne hits the speakers as Kenta steps onto the stage. Kenta runs down into the ring and attacks Kash as the match starts.

12 Man Gauntlet for the 2FW Strong Style Championship

AS: This is going to be great, Kash is in great shape.

Kenta lands some slaps and some kicks to the body and face of Kash, as he whips him off the western ropes looking for the Busaiku Knee Kick but Kash ducks the knee and catches Kenta with a hurricanra sending him to the outside. Kash then flies over the northern ropes onto the outside landing on Kenta.

JL: Kash lands the Bank Roll!

Kash tosses Kenta back in the ring but is only able to get a one count. Kash looks for the Money Maker early but Kenta climbs out of it and hits an inverted Go To Sleep knocking Kash out cold and getting the three count.

AS: Good god Kash has to be hurt!

JL: This crowd is going absolutely nuts!

”Live For This” by Hatebreed plays as the crowd roars for Whacks who is rushing down to the ring.

AS: Here comes Whacks, he won C.M. Punk’s straight edge challenge and I guess he cashed it in for this gauntlet.

Kenta stops away on Whacks and gives stiff for arms across the shoulders. Kenta bounces off the western ropes looking for a shinning wizard but Whacks moves out of the way and hits an argentine cutter, getting only a one count. Whacks takes Kenta into the north western corner and unloads with elbows left and right, until he gets into the south eastern corner and connects with a big boot to Kenta. He awaits for Kenta to get out of the corner and when he does, he connects with a sleeper suplex gets a three count. Soon “It’s So Easy” by 40 Below Summer hits the speakers as Chris Hamrick steps onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

JL: The confederate currency is in the building!

Hamrick rushes down to the ring and nails a springboard dropkick on Whacks, hooks the leg, and gets a two count. Hamrick pulls an exhausted Whacks off the mat and hits a suplex stunner, he then climbs the south western corner and hits the leg drop hooks the leg and again gets a two count. He bounces off the western ropes and walks right into a sleeper hold by Whacks, who then drops Hamrick on his head with the sleeper suplex and getting the three count.

JL: Two eliminations from Whacks!

AS: Two Piercing Needles as well, let’s see who’s next!

”In It For Life” by The Casualties plays through the arena as the crowd erupts for Shannon Moore rushing down to the ring.

JL: Here comes “The Prince Of Punk” Shannon Moore!

Moore runs into the ring and begins to stomp on Whacks. He hits the northern ropes and nails a head scissors take down, followed by a flipping neck breaker and getting the three count.

AS: You couldn’t blame Whacks in that situation, for a guy with his stature he ran out of energy easily.

JL: Lets see who’s next.

The crowd explodes when they hear a dragon roar from the speakers and out onto the stage comes non other than Ultimo Dragon. He rushes down to the ring; Moore takes him down with a side headlock, Ultimo locks on a head scissors, then another headlock by Moore followed by another head scissors by Ultimo. Moore locks on a wrist lock, Ultimo rolls and handsprings out locking in a wrist lock of his own, and Moore does the same to escape. Moore hits the western ropes and looks to hit a head scissors take down but Ultimo slams Moore face first into the mat and quickly follows it up with a dropkick to the face but only gets a two count.

JL: These two are so damn fast!

Ultimo swings his legs with a lethal combination of kicks, until Moore ducks the high kick and looks to hit an inverted suplex, but Ultimo counters with an inverted DDT getting the three count. Soon enough, Keiji Mutoh is rushing down into the ring and the two get into a martial arts contest, ducking and dodging each others kicks and punches until Ultimo trips the legs of Mutoh. Ultimo quickly goes for the pin but barley gets a one count, he whips Mutoh off the southern ropes and Mutoh hits a head scissors on Ultimo. Mutoh then kicks out the legs to get Ultimo to a kneeling base, and hits his signature shinning wizard getting the three count. Out from the curtain comes the Great Sasuke who runs into the ring.

AS: There’s a lot of Japanese guys in this match.

Sasuke slides into the ring as Mutoh stomps away on him. He whips Sasuke off the eastern ropes and walks right into a spin kick to the gut from Sasuke. Mutoh slides out of the ring on the northern side and Sasuke flies over the ropes with a somersault plancha. Sasuke tosses Mutoh back into the ring and as soon as he slides in, Mutoh gets up quick, bounces off the southern ropes and nails a sickening ezugiri knocking Sasuke out cold and getting the three count. “The Final Countdown” by Europe plays through the speakers as the crowd erupts.

AS: There’s no way he’s here tonight!

JL: You gotta be kidding me!

The crowd explodes as Bryan Danielson steps out of the curtains. The crowd chants his last name as he makes his way down to the ring where Mutoh and Danielson lock eyes. The two circle each other as Mutoh looks for a kick to the ribs, but Danielson catches it, hits a dragon screw, and quickly locks in the Lebell lock. Mutoh fights it for about thirty seconds before giving in to the pain. Soon enough Jushin Liger steps out from behind the curtain and the crowd goes nuts.

JL: HO-LY –HELL. This is going to be good.

The two stare each other and talk in the ring until out of nowhere Danielson locks in the Lebell lock forcing Liger to tap out. Liger then goes nuts and attacks Danielson, tossing him out of the ring, whipping him into the guardrails and even hitting him with a chair acouple times and tosses him back into the ring. X-Pac then makes his way down to the ring where he then stomps away on Danielson, he then whips him off the eastern ropes and hits a high kick on the rebound. He picks Danielson off the mat and hits the X-Factor and gets the three count as Shane Helms makes his way to the ring.

AS: So Jerry what was that about that one segment? You said it was going to be good right?

JL: Shut Up Al.

X-Pac takes advantage with a waste lock shoving Helms into the north western corner and firing away with forearms and fists. Helms reverses and fires with right hands. He whips X-Pac off the western ropes, leapfrogs over, hits an arm drag, X-Pac looks for an arm drag but Helms counters with a back slide getting a two count. X-Pac Whips Helms off the western ropes, looks for a big boot but Helms slides under it and looks to connect the vertebreaker in which he does, and gets the three count.

Winner: Shane Helms

JL: Ladies and gentlemen here is your first ever strong style champion, Shane Helms!

AS: Thank god that match was over, I think it was awful. Let’s just cut to the back with the sandman.

As Helms celebrates we cut to the back with the sandman cutting a promo on his match with thumbtack jack.

Sandman: Thumbtack Jack, the Necro Butcher of Germany? The Cactus Jack of Deutschland? I hope you know that you don’t intimidate me the slightest bit Jack, you’re going one on one with the sandman in a match I created. Once I beat the crap out of you and retain this title, you will be walking down the stairway to hell.

We cut back to the ring where “Unleash The Bastards” by Municipal Waste plays over the speaker system and the 2FW Ariel Assault Champion Matt Sydal runs out onto the stage.

JB: The following is a non-title contest scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from St. Louis Missouri weighing in at one hundred and sixty pounds, he is the 2FW Ariel Assault Champion, he is Matt Sydal!

Sydal walks down to ringside and slides into the ring. He removes his championship belt as he awaits the arrival of his opponent. “Bored” by Deftones hits the speakers as Flip Kendrick walks onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring.

JB: And his opponent, from Detroit Michigan weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, he is Flip Kendrick!

Non Title Match: Matt Sydal vs Flip Kendrick

Sydal gets the advantage with a waste lock, Kendrick then escapes and locks in a wrist lock. Sydal rolls and handsprings out of it and locks in a wrist lock of his own. Kendrick rolls and handsprings out of it, breaks the hold, takes Sydal down with a single leg, and locks on a side headlock. Sydal then locks on a head scissors on Kendrick, Kendrick then escapes and the two get to a vertical base and lock up. Kendrick takes the advantage as he gets a side headlock on Sydal. Sydal pushes Kendrick off the southern ropes, Kendrick steps over Sydal, Sydal leapfrogs over, Sydal connects with an arm drag, and Kendrick hits an arm drag but Kendrick applies a hold to keep him grounded. Kendrick looks to whip Sydal into the south eastern corner but Sydal counters with a whip and hits a running Knee on Kendrick in the corner.

AS: Great action from both these guys.

Sydal goes to whip Kendrick into the opposite corner but Kendrick flies out, rolls away, and hits a snap scoop slam on Sydal getting a one count. Kendrick takes Sydal over with a snapmare, gives a stiff kick to the back, bounces off the northern ropes, hits a neckbreaker, hits the southern ropes and hits a dropkick to the face getting a two count. Kendrick whips Sydal off the western ropes, Sydal Lands on the apron, gives a shoulder to the ribs of Kendrick. Sydal looks for a sunset flip but Kendrick holds the ropes, Sydal bounces off the western ropes and Kendrick takes out the legs with a dropkick. He then bounces off the eastern ropes and nails a dropkick to the face, hooks the leg, and gets a two count only. Kendrick picks Sydal off the mat and hits a hammerlock back drop, then springboards off the northern ropes with a multiple rotation moonsault, again getting a two count.

JL: I’m very impressed with Kendrick in this match, he is pulling out all the stops to keep Sydal grounded and to keep himself in the air.

Kendrick picks Sydal off the mat and Sydal begins to fight back with right hands to the gut, bounces off the southern ropes and hits a head scissors. The two get up and begin trading elbows and chops, Kendrick hits a kick to the gut, looks for a pele kick but Sydal moves out of the way. Sydal hits another head scissors followed by a step up enzugiri, then a jumping clothesline, and finishes it off with a standing moonsault, getting only a two count. Sydal whips Kendrick out of the north western corner but Kendrick counters with a whip and looks to hit a tornado DDT. Sydal fights it off and hits a standing hurricanrana and goes for the pin but again gets the two count.

AS: Sydal wants to put Kendrick away but he knows the two are evenly matched in this contest.

Sydal sets Kendrick on the top ropes of the same corner and looks to hit a hurricanra but Kendrick power bombs him out of the corner knocking the wind out of both of them. Kendrick is the first one up and he keeps sydal down with acouple of kicks, he then clibs the north western ropes and nails an inverted phoenix splash to get the three count.

Winner: Flip Kendrick

JL: I can’t believe that finish! I have never seen a move like that before in my life! Listen to the crowd!

AS: The crowd is going nuts!

We cut to a promo depicting the ending moments of Supreme and Necro Butchers match last month.

JL: Necro Butcher just hit a tiger driver through the bed of light tubes!

AS: Call the Philadelphia morgue, we have bodies! Call them before the mob finds them first!

We cut to a camera angle of Sandman caning D.J. Hyde on the way to the ring. This then cuts to Sandman in the ring with Hyde and caning Hyde so hard he falls off the apron and lands into a glass pane and a table.

JL: Oh my god!

Crowd: 2FW! 2FW! 2FW!

AS: Here’s the cover!

JL&AS: One! Two Three!

We then cut to thumbtack jack coming out through the crowd and smacking sandman over the head with a light tube and holding the hardcore title as the crowd boos. We then cut back to the hard rock café where a package of fluorescent light tubes hang from the ceiling. “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf hits the speakers as a negative reaction comes from the crowd. Thumbtack Jack then steps onto the stage where the negative reaction is even greater. He slides into the ring and stands on top of the ladder in the center of the ring.

JL: Thumbtack Jack is wearing what he calls “The white mask of Fear.” I overheard his interview with Bill Apter in the back during intermission and he says it “brings fear” to his opponents before he “puts them into the oven.”

AS: I’m guessing Jack is a fan of Nazi torture methods, and who could blame him? He is German after all.

The crowd roars as Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” plays through the speakers. The crowd awaits for him to come out of the entrance way but the camera captures the sea of people turning their heads and explode as Sandman raises his cane from one of the balconies in the hard rock. He cracks open a cold one and does the usual with banging it against his head till he bleeds. He then makes his way down to the ringside area and gives some beers to the fans before hoping over the guardrail. Sandman then enters the ring and raises his cane once more as the crowd yet again explodes.

JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Stairway to Hell match for the 2FW Hardcore Championship. The rules are simple, once you grab the weapon suspended above the ring, you are free to use it, from there the match ends in pin fall or submission. Introducing first the challenger, From Berlin Germany weighing in at two hundred pounds, he is the Self Proclaimed “Necro Butcher of Germany” and the “Cactus Jack of Deutschland” he is Thumbtack Jack!

The crowd roars in anger and negativity as Jack removes his white mask and jacket.

JB: And his opponent, from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and fourty pounds, he is the defending 2FW Hardcore Champion, he is The Sandman!

Stairway to Hell for the Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack vs The Sandman©

AS: It is now time for these two to settle the score.

The bell sounds as Sandman and Jack fight over the ladder. Jack dropkicks Sandman’s Leg and slams the ladder down on top of him. Jack repetitively slams the ladder on top of the Sandman before folding is open on the mat, he lays Sandman across the ladder, climbs the south eastern turnbuckles and hits a frog splash elbow across the sandman’s back off the second rope. Jack goes for the pin but it’s a two count only, Jack lays the ladder on top of the Sandman, climbs the north eastern turnbuckle and hits the frog to elbow again, and gets a two count once more. Sandman rolls out of the ring on the western side, Jack baseball slides into Sandman, causing Sandman to fly over the guardrail and into the front row. Jack grabs a chair from outside, climbs the north western corner, and flies into the crowd smashing the chair onto Sandman’s head.

JL: What a dive from the top to the floor!

The two slowly get up as they start to brawl through out the arena. They brawl near the stage as Jack sets up a table, he tosses sandman onto the table, climbs on the stage, and put the sandman through the table with a frog splash. The two are soon brawling on the way back to the ring, Sandman whips Jack into the guardrail, and they trade blows until they reach the ringside area. Sandman throws jack over the southern guardrail, stands on the apron with the ladder that was in the ring, and suplex’s it onto Jack. He tosses the ladder back into the ring and begins setting up tables at ringside. He sets up two in the south, and one in the west, he then pulls Jack over the guardrail and suplex’s him out onto the floor. He lays Jack out on the table he set earlier, climbs on the apron, and drops the leg putting Jack through the table. Sandman throws Jack back into the ring and begins climbing the ladder, Sandman grabs the package of fluorescent light tubes just as Jack gets up and pushes the ladder, causing Sandman to fall through the tables on the southern side of the ring.

AS: Oh My God!

JL: Jack just pushed Sandman right off that 15-20 foot ladder, and through the tables of the outside! These two men want each other dead!

Jack pulls a light tube out of the package and climbs the south eastern corner, sandman gets to his feet and Jack flies off the top, sandman moves out of the way and Jack pops the light tubes on the guardrail cutting open his forehead. The match stops for a while as Jack is bleeding profusely and stops his bleeding for a awhile. When he stands up and rolls back into the ring, the crowd is in shock from that Jack’s whole body is nearly covered in his own blood. Sandman sets up some light tubes in the north eastern corner, he turns around and gives a big elbow to the forehead of Jack. He whips Jack but Jack counters with a whip sending Sandman into the light tubes. Jack pulls a sharp edge piece out of the pieces and carves Sandman’s head with it, he then pulls a spike out of his boot and bashes Sandman over and over in the face with it before putting it back in his boot.

JL: Thumbtack Jack goes old school with what appears to be…a pair of scissors!?

Jack hangs Sandman in a tree of woe in the south eastern corner and lays some light tubes in front of his head, along with a chair. Jack backs up and baseball slides the chair, cracking and snapping the light tubes and sending them directly into sandman’s face. Jack pulls Sandman out of the tree of woe, looks for the pin, but gets a two count only. Jack empties the rest of the Light tubes in the package and lays them all out in a row, Sandman smacks Jack with the Singapore cane, Hits jack once more and Jack doesn’t fall into the light tubes. Sandman bounces off the ropes, signs the cane, and Jack catches him in Vertebreaker position, dropping Sandman into the light tubes to get the three count.

Winner: Thumbtack Jack

JL: Thumbtack Jack picks up the victory with a Vertebreaker into light tubes! I can’t believe this man has killed off the sandman!

The lights go out in the arena and a familiar voice can be heard.

: Jack, you call yourself the German version of me, and the so called king of the death matches? Next Month! I’ll Show You, Who the Real King Is! BANG BANG!

The lights come back on and Thumbtack Jack has disappeared from the ring as well as with the hardcore title. Also everything at ringside has been cleaned in an instant, ready for the next match. “Sick” by Dope plays over the speakers as Samoa Joe steps out from the curtains and walks down the aisle. He gives fans high fives before he rolls into the ring and removes the towel from around his neck. Soon “White Washed” by August Burns Red plays through out the arena and the audience roars in excitement.

AS: We all know who this is. This mans title means everything tonight, our world’s champion since the bankruptcy.

2FW World Champion, Takeshi Morishima, steps out onto the stage getting chants and an enormous applause from everyone in attendance. Morishima walks into the ring and awaits in the corner opposite from Joe.

JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event of the evening, it is also for the 2FW World Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in tonight at two hundred and eighty pounds. He is Samoa Joe!

The crowd cheers in respect for Joe.

JB: And his opponent, from Edogawa Japan, weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds, he is the reigning and defending 2FW World’s Champion, he is Takeshi Morishima!

Fans throw a ton of streamers into the ring as respect as Morishima raises his belt high and hands it to the ref. The ref then puts it to the side and calls for the match to start.

Main Event: 2FW World Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe

JL: It would be a damn shame if Morishima returned tonight only to lose his title.

The two shake hands before engaging in a lock up. They back up against the northern ropes and are forced to break the hold, they soon lock up again only this time backing up into the south eastern corner. The hold is broken and Morishima takes advantage with a waste lock, Joe escapes and puts a wrist lock on Morishima and proceeds to head but the hand. He takes Morishima to the mat with an arm-bar, the two get up as Morishima counters with a headlock, Joe pushes Morishima off the eastern ropes and the two collide shoulders but no one falls. Morishima bounces off the southern ropes with a shoulder tackle but Joe still stands, He then throws an elbow at Joe, Joe throws a head kick, and Morishima hits another elbow. Joe bounces off the northern ropes and connects with a big boot and Morishima rolls to the outside, Joe then bounces off the northern ropes and dives on the outside with a tope elbow.

JL: Tope Elbow from the near three hundred pounder Samoa Joe!

AS: And I thought Mike Awesome was great at doing dives.

Joe then whips Morishima into the eastern guardrail and connects with a boot scrape. He tosses Morishima back into the ring and locks on a head scissors, Joe then takes Morishima into the south eastern corner and unloads with a series of chops and jabs. He whips Morishima into the opposite corner and connects with a big knee to the face, Joe goes for the cover but Morishima kicks out. Both men get up from the mat, as Morishima hits an elbow on Joe. The two then trade elbows, head-butts, and chops before Joe hits a jumping enzugiri, Joe then sits Morishima in the south eastern corner and gives repetitive boot scrapes before bouncing off the western ropes and connecting with a huge one.

JL: To be perfectly honest, I believe a boot scrape like that, is probably the most painful thing anyone will ever endure.

AS: Oh yeah, cause you know, getting your nipples burnt off with a blow torch isn’t painful at all. I do it all the time on the weekends, that’s how “painless” it is.

Joe pulls Morishima out of the corner but gets a two count only. As Morishima struggles to a vertical base, Joe connects with kicks to the chest, soon the two are trading elbows and Morishima gets the advantage knocking Joe down. Morishima looks to whip Joe out of the north eastern corner, but Joe counters, Morishima bounces out of the corner with a back elbow. Morishima bounces off the eastern ropes, Joe connects with a shoulder tackle, Morishima sits up only to get a stiff kick to the chest. Joe goes foe the cover and gets a two count only. Joe whips Morishima into the north eastern corner, Morishima bounces out and Joe connects a German suplex with bridge getting a two count.

AS: Morishima has been on the losing side most of this contest yet he refuses to stay down.

The two trade elbows and fists, Joe bounces off the northern ropes looking for a big boot but Morishima catches it and hits a capture suplex, goes for the pin, and a two count only. The two are up and Joe gives a stiff elbow, he looks for a power bomb but Morishima keeps his feet planted, Joe then kicks Morishima straight in the face and nails a power bomb pin. He gets a two count and quickly transfers into an STF, Joe then releases the legs but keeps the crossface portion locked on, and Morishima puts his foot on a nearby rope. They get up as Morishima delivers stiff elbows and Joe out of no where hits an ezugiri, He then takes Morishima into the South eastern corner and connects with the muscle buster getting only a two count. Joe lifts Morishima off the mat, and hits a fury of elbows before hitting his Backdrop suplex getting only a two count.

JL: These two will not give up!

Both men are up from the mat as they trade elbows, Joe bounces off the southern ropes looking for another big boot, but Morishima side steps, hits a back drop suplex, picks Joe off the mat and shouts “Misawa!” and hits a inverted emerald flowsion to get the three count.

Winner: Takeshi Morishima

AS: What a win for Morishima!

JL: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching “Some Type Of Negativity” we will see you next month at “April Blood Showers!”[/center]