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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2012 4:10:51 GMT -5
Theme Song: “If You Ain’t Here To Party” by Luke Bryan The series is set in Wilmington, North Carolina, and is centered around two fun loving best friends and roommates, Justin Tyger and Hafiz Abdurehman, from London, Ontario, Canada. The two moved to Wilmington last year, sick of their lives in Canada. They chose to move to Wilmington because it was where Dawson’s Creek was filmed. Living minutes from the beach and all of it’s bars, the two can usually be found with friends Chris Danielson and Matthew Anderson. Starring: | Justin Tyger Born in 1974, is an US Army veteran from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and the oldest of the group. He currently works as a mechanic. His parents divorced following his sister’s death, which lead to him and his father moving to London, Ontario, Canada, before moving to Lebanon, Tennessee. His father was an alcoholic, kicking Tyger out at age 16. He’s seen neither of his parents since. After a year and a half of being homeless, Tyger went on to join the US Army, where he was honorably discharged after being shot during combat. He returned to London soon after, where he met Hafiz. |
| Hafiz Abdurehman Born in 1983, is from London, Ontario, Canada. He currently works moving furniture. His father left his mother before he was born, leaving her with Hafiz and his four brothers. Hafiz’s mother, struggling to support her sons, drank herself to death. Hafiz to run away from home, living on the streets before taking a job moving furniture. |
| Chris Danielson Born in 1990, is a college student and the youngest of the group. Tyger and Hafiz‘s neighbor, and a socially awkward person, not used to the fun loving lifestyle of Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson. He is from Wilmington, North Carolina, and is from a typical middle class family. |
| Matthew Anderson Born in 1984, is an unemployed, borderline alcoholic. Can typically be found raiding Tyger and Hafiz’s refrigerator, and is usually the spark that leads to trouble. He is from Wilmington, North Carolina. Like Tyger, he takes comfort in the southern things in life. He refuses to do anything on Saturdays and Sundays, because he has to watch NASCAR with Tyger. |
| Mike Bockwinkel Born in 1985, is from a rich family in Wilmington, North Carolina. Forced to get a job by his father, he currently works as a mailman because it was the easiest thing he could think of. He can usually be found going through everyone’s mail, wanting to know what everyone is up to. |
Also Starring: Elliot Marriott - Born in 1990, is a dorky college student from Charlotte, North Carolina, currently in school for computer design. Like Danielson, Elliott is socially awkward and is usually forced into situations by Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson. STL - Born in 1984, is Anderson’s best friend from high school, and one of his best drinking buddies. It’s not known what he does for a living, although he is probably unemployed like Anderson. Red Dragon - Born 1970, is Tyger, Hafiz, and Danielson’s grump landlord. Typical with his surprise inspections, he looks down on their lifestyles and looks for anyway to kick them out of his houses. Because of his viciousness, he was nicknamed "The Red Dragon" by Hafiz. Ricky Schmidt - Born 1984, is an often spoke about but never seen figure. The group has no knowledge of his current whereabouts, but figure he’s in jail somewhere. TG11 - Born in 1990, is a highly outspoken person, always giving his opinions in situations, even though his thoughts usually never help anyone. The group calls him TG11 because no one knows his real name.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2012 4:11:40 GMT -5
Episode List: Season 1: 1. Celebrate Good Times 2. Danielson Loses It 3. We Want Van Der Beek! 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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Post by Chris Hammers on Mar 23, 2012 11:23:37 GMT -5
"This is the greatest sim in the history of the sim board" - Tony Schiavone
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Post by Elliot on Mar 23, 2012 11:53:41 GMT -5
This is just... orgasmic.
But my name is one 't', you bastard.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2012 12:13:53 GMT -5
This is already pure gold.
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Post by Red Dragon on Mar 23, 2012 13:35:25 GMT -5
My god this is brilliant and you've only done one post. I can't question whether you can keep this up like I do to others when they start a new sim because your great at keeping diaries going. Love all the character descriptions esp Ricky and TG11. Damn I'm old. Tyger and Hafiz have a very simliar history. Good luck KvE, you better keep this up.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2012 4:57:00 GMT -5
Episode 1: Celebrate Good Times
……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 001 - Morning - Tyger and Hafiz’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade open to see Justin Tyger sitting at the table, eating cereal and watching Robin Meade on HLN. Hafiz walks in from the hallway, scratching his head as he wakes up.Justin Tyger: Ain't no better way to start the day than some Cinnamon Toast Crunch and some Robin Meade, eh? Hafiz Abdurehman: She is a looker, I must admit. Justin Tyger: You’re damn straight she is. Hafiz walks into the kitchen, opening up a cabinet and grabbing a bowl and some cereal. Suddenly, Matthew Anderson busts in from the front door.Matthew Anderson: What’s up guys!? Do you know what today is?! Anderson hustles to the kitchen as Hafiz sits down at the table. Anderson opens the refrigerator, grabbing a beer before he sits down with the two.Justin Tyger: Uhh… Friday? Matthew Anderson: Yeah, yeah, but what else is today?! Tyger looks at Hafiz, before shrugging.Hafiz Abdurehman: We give up… What is today? Matthew Anderson: It’s been one year exactly since you two moved here! YEAH! Justin Tyger: ….Why would you remember that? Matthew Anderson: Wha… It was only the best damned day of my life! This calls for a celebration tonight! Hafiz Abdurehman: Everything’s a cause for celebration with you. Matthew Anderson: But this time is important! It’s been one year since I met my best friends ever! I gotta go get Chris. Anderson hops up from the table, huge grin plastered on his face. He runs for the back door oblivious to the fact Chris Danielson is there, preparing to knock. Just as he opens it, Danielson goes to knock, bopping Anderson in the face. Danielson face goes pale, expecting the worst from Anderson, but Matthew grabs him in a headlock and walks him to the table, giving him a noogie.Matthew Anderson: You get in here you goofy ole dork. Sit your ass down! Danielson sits down, looking at Tyger and Hafiz, confused as to what’s going on.Matthew Anderson: Now, surely you know what today is! Chris Danielson: …..Friday? Matthew Anderson: Dammit, no! It’s been one year since Tyger and Hafiz moved here! We have to celebrate tonight! Ya’ll three get ready, we’re gonna have fun tonight! Anderson runs out of the house, excitement still on his face. Tyger stands up, putting his bowl in the sink before walking towards his room.Chris Danielson: Why are you two friends with him? Hafiz Abdurehman: So Tyger can have someone to watch NASCAR with. Justin Tyger: Ahh, come on. He’s a cool guy… He's a bum and smells like ass, but he’s a cool guy. Tyger walks into his room as we fade out.………………………………………………………………..
……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 002 - One Year Ago... - Tyger and Hafiz’s New Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade back into the darkness of Tyger and Hafiz‘s new home, one year ago. We hear rattling at the door, before it swings open. Hafiz turns the light on as Tyger jumps into the house, dropping his bags and raising his arms.Justin Tyger: HOME SWEET……. Home…. Tyger stumbles on his words and slowly lowers his arms, as he notices a man laying on the floor. The man wakes from his sleep, rolling over to reveal himself as Matthew Anderson. He jumps to his feet, running over to Tyger and Hafiz, shaking their hands.Matthew Anderson: Howdy ya‘ll! I‘m Matthew Anderson! Are ya‘ll the new people livin‘ here? Tyger and Hafiz stare at him, confused and awkward.Hafiz Abdurehman: ….Yeah…. Why are you here? Matthew Anderson: Oh, I was just…. Uhh… Keepin‘ the place safe for ya. You know, makin‘ sure no one broke in and vandalized… You got any beer? Justin Tyger: Fresh out…. And… Thank you, for... keeping our house safe. Tyger and Hafiz walk by him, carrying their bags to the middle of the room. They turn to get more, but before they can get out the door, Anderson cuts in between them.Matthew Anderson: Let me help my new buddies out movin‘ their stuff! Tyger shakes his head, as the three walk out the door, as we fade out.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 003 - One Hour Later… - Tyger and Hafiz’s New Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade back in, one hour later, to see the three dropping the last of the bags and boxes in a pile in the middle of the living room. Tyger and Hafiz walk into the kitchen, leaning up against the island, as Anderson lays up on the other side.Matthew Anderson: Man… I ain’t worked that hard in….. Well, I’ve never worked that hard… Ya’ll wanna go get a beer? Justin Tyger: Uh…. Sure. Hafiz nudges Tyger, as Anderson takes a joyous leap.Matthew Anderson: ALRIGHT! I gotta go piss first. He runs off to the bathroom, as Hafiz smacks Tyger on the arm.Hafiz Abdurehman: We don’t even know this... This... Home invader! Justin Tyger: So? We need to make friends, besides, he did help us anyway. Hafiz shakes his head, as Anderson runs back into the living room. Matthew Anderson: I‘m empty. LET‘S GO! Anderson charges out the door, as Tyger and Hafiz walk along, following him, fading us out.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 004 - Later that night… - Tyger and Hafiz’s New Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade back in to later that night, as Tyger and Hafiz carry Anderson into their house. They drag him to the middle of the living room, dumping him on their bags, where he immediately falls asleep. Tyger and Hafiz stare down at him for a moment, before shrugging and walking into the kitchen. They barely have time to lean on opposite sides of the island, before there is a knock at their back door. Tyger walks up, opening the door to reveal Chris Danielson, smiling, and holding a pie.Chris Danielson: Hey! The new neighbors! I‘m Chris Danielson… He‘s a fresh, homemade pie for you! Danielson hands it to Tyger, who looks down at it before cracking a grin.Justin Tyger: Fresh and homemade…. From Wal-Mart? Chris Danielson: Well… I warmed it up… That counts from something right? The two laugh, as Tyger shakes his hand.Justin Tyger: I‘m Justin Tyger, that guy over there is Hafiz Abdurehman….. And that guy on the ground is our little freeloader Matthew Anderson… He‘s like that annoying little pet that you can‘t help but like… Come on in, let‘s have some pie, eh? The two walk into the kitchen, as Tyger lays the pie on the island. He digs into a box and pulls out three bowls and forks, as Hafiz takes off the lid. In the background, Anderson slowly rises up smiling, scaring all three of them.Matthew Anderson: ….Did somebody say pie?….. Where did this little guy come from? Tyger, Hafiz, and Danielson recover from their near heart attacks, before Tyger gets another bowl and fork, as we fade out.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 005 - Present Day - Local Bar ……….……………………………………………………………………………………………….We fade back into present day, where we see Tyger, Hafiz, Anderson, and Danielson sitting at a bar. They sit talking, before a girl sits beside Anderson, ordering another drink. Anderson takes notice, smiling at her.Matthew Anderson: Hey… How you doin‘, huh? The girl grabs her beer, giving Anderson a look of disgust, before walking off.Matthew Anderson: Heeey! Come on now, don‘t do me like that! Anderson shakes his head, looking back at the group, all laughing.Hafiz Abdurehman: You know, with your style I‘m surprised you don‘t get laid more often. Matthew Anderson: What?! It always worked for Joey Tribbiani! Besides, I get more girls than that little pipsqueak Danielson over there. Chris Danielson: And somehow… I’m not ashamed of that. Matthew Anderson: And what you doin‘ drankin‘ a root beer in a place like this for, huh?! Chris Danielson: I‘ve never drank a beer before. Anderson‘s face goes into complete shock, as he grabs onto Tyger for support, stopping himself from falling over.Matthew Anderson: Wha-…. Wha…. Did I just hear you right?! Anderson looks as if he‘s going to flat line, as Tyger sarcastically puts a shocked look on his face.Justin Tyger: Danielson, how dare you! You are not a man yet! Chris Danielson: What?! It‘s just something I never cared for. Anderson grabs the bartender‘s attention, ordering a beer for Danielson, slamming it down in front of him.Matthew Anderson: Drink it….. Drink it! Chris Danielson: No! I‘ve just never wanted to! Especially after meeting you! Matthew Anderson: If you don‘t drink this of your own free will, I‘m gonna pour it down your throat! Justin Tyger: Come on! Drink it! Hafiz Abdurehman: Drink it! Anderson lays across the bar, shoving the beer in Danielson‘s face, until he obliges and takes it. He slowly takes a drink, as Anderson, Tyger, and Hafiz look on in anticipation. His face turns into disgust, as he sets the beer down, coughing and gagging. The three others laugh, as what they wanted to see happened.Chris Danielson: That‘s…. That‘s….. Not that bad, actually. Danielson takes another drink, as Anderson quickly orders him another, before we fade out.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 006 - Later That Night… - Local Bar ……….……………………………………………………………………………………………….We fade back to see Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson leaned up on the bar, laughing hysterically. We pan over to see Danielson drunkenly dancing alone.Hafiz Abdurehman: There is no way that can legally be described as dancing. Hafiz shakes his head, as Danielson stumbles back to them, taking another glug of beer.Justin Tyger: Lookin’ good out there! Hafiz Abdurehman: Yeah, the girls are droolin’ for you. Chris Danielson: Yeah! I’m leaving it all out there! They’ve never seen dancing like this! Matthew Anderson: That’s for damn sure. Get on back out there! Them girls are waitin’! Anderson pushes Danielson back onto the dance floor, where he goes into a drunken Carlton. The three laugh at him, as Mike Bockwinkel walks up, looking at Danielson.Mike Bockwinkel: What an idiot… Justin Tyger: Hey! He’s our idiot! The two crack a grin, before Anderson butts in.Matthew Anderson: HEY! What’s up Cockwinkle!? Bockwinkel shakes his head, before Tyger points over at Anderson.Justin Tyger: Him though… We don’t claim him. Mike Bockwinkel: You get a job yet, Anderson? Matthew Anderson: Naw, no place will let me drink on the job… You quit bein’ your Daddy’s little boy yet?! Mike Bockwinkel: Hey, I‘ve got a lot of money and a girlfriend, more than you can say. You three dorks have fun, make sure Johnny Castle over there don‘t hurt himself. Bockwinkel does a halfhearted wave and walks away, as Tyger smacks him on the arm.Hafiz Abdurehman: You really got him this time… Matthew Anderson: Yeah, I‘ll get him when I SHOVE HIS MAILBAG UP HIS ASS! Anderson takes a firm, defiant drink from his beer, as Tyger and Hafiz shake their heads, laughing. We pan over to see Danielson, still getting his groove on, before we fade to black.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 007 - Later That Night… - Tyger and Hafiz’s Home ……….……………………………………………………………………………………………….We fade back in to later that night, where Tyger and Hafiz walk into their home, carrying Anderson inside. The pull him to the couch, throwing him on it. The two stare down at him, before Hafiz looks up at Tyger.Hafiz Abdurehman: A year has gone by and…. Not a thing has changed…. Justin Tyger: Whoever said everything changes ain‘t never met Anderson. Tyger and Hafiz walk to their bedrooms, as Anderson twitches and snores in his sleep, taking us back to darkness.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 008 - One Year Ago… - Tyger and Hafiz’s New Home ……….……………………………………………………………………………………………….We fade in, back to one year ago, to see Chris Danielson leaving, while Tyger and Hafiz put their dishes in the sink. They walk into the living room to see Anderson, passed out on their bags again. They look down on him, scratching their heads.Hafiz Abdurehman: …..What do we do with him? Justin Tyger: I think he‘s past the point of getting home…… Should we lock in him the bathroom? Hafiz Abdurehman: I guess we could…. Eh, you‘re on your own with that, you‘re his best buddy. Hafiz walks to his bedroom, as Tyger looks down on Anderson, pondering what to do, before shrugging and waving him off, walking to his bedroom as we fade out.
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Post by Johnny Wrestling on Mar 26, 2012 17:17:38 GMT -5
HOF diary here. This was just amazing.
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Post by SodaGuy on Mar 26, 2012 17:56:02 GMT -5
I'm the star of this show.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2012 15:59:52 GMT -5
^ Elliot Theme Song: “If You Ain’t Here To Party” by Luke Bryan The series is set in Wilmington, North Carolina, and is centered around two fun loving best friends and roommates, Justin Tyger and Hafiz Abdurehman, from London, Ontario, Canada. The two moved to Wilmington last year, sick of their lives in Canada. They chose to move to Wilmington because it was where Dawson’s Creek was filmed. Living minutes from the beach and all of it’s bars, the two can usually be found with friends Chris Danielson and Matthew Anderson. Starring: Justin Tyger - Born in 1974, is an US Army veteran from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and the oldest of the group. He currently works as a mechanic. His parents divorced following his sister’s death, which lead to him and his father moving to London, Ontario, Canada, before moving to Lebanon, Tennessee. His father was an alcoholic, kicking Tyger out at age 16. He’s seen neither of his parents since. After a year and a half of being homeless, Tyger went on to join the US Army, where he was honorably discharged after being shot during combat. He returned to London soon after, where he met Hafiz. Hafiz Abdurehman - Born in 1983, is from London, Ontario, Canada. He currently works moving furniture. His father left his mother before he was born, leaving her with Hafiz and his four brothers. Hafiz’s mother, struggling to support her sons, drank herself to death, leading Hafiz to run away from home, living on the streets before working moving furniture. Chris Danielson - Born in 1990, is the youngest of the group, Tyger and Hafiz‘s neighbor, and a socially awkward person, not used to the fun loving lifestyle of Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson. He is from Wilmington, North Carolina, and is from a typical middle class family. Matthew Anderson - Born in 1984, is an unemployed, borderline alcoholic that can typically be found raiding Tyger and Hafiz’s refrigerator, and is usually the spark that leads to trouble. He is from Wilmington, North Carolina. Like Tyger, he takes comfort in the southern things in life. He refuses to do anything on Saturdays and Sundays, because he has to watch NASCAR with Tyger. Mike Bockwinkel - Born in 1985, is from a rich family in Wilmington, North Carolina. Forced to get a job by his father, he currently works as a mailman because it was the easiest thing he could think of. He can usually be found going through everyone’s mail, wanting to know what everyone is up to. Also Starring: Elliot Marriott - Born in 1990, is a dorky college student from Charlotte, North Carolina, currently in school for computer design. Like Danielson, Elliott is socially awkward and is usually forced into situations by Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson. STL - Born in 1984, is Anderson’s best friend from high school, and one of his best drinking buddies. It’s not known what he does for a living, although he is probably unemployed like Anderson. Red Dragon - Born 1970, is Tyger, Hafiz, and Danielson’s grump landlord. Typical with his surprise inspections, he looks down on their lifestyles and looks for anyway to kick them out of his houses. Because of his viciousness, he was nicknamed "The Red Dragon" by Hafiz. Ricky Schmidt - Born 1984, is an often spoke about but never seen figure. The group has no knowledge of his current whereabouts, but figure he’s in jail somewhere. TG11 - Born in 1990, is a highly outspoken person, always giving his opinions in situations, even though his thoughts usually never help anyone. The group calls him TG11 because no one knows his real name. Got me confused, I think I have proof that TG11 is not 22: Otherwise, it was a good first episode, I like the script format.
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Post by stonecold316 on Mar 31, 2012 16:07:21 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, this is pure gold! Oddly enough, the moment I saw the Thread title, I knew who would sing the Theme, but didn't know what song it would it be. Good pick. Luke Bryan's pretty good! Looking to see what unfolds next, man. You have a reader.
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Post by Johnny Wrestling on Apr 9, 2012 0:08:36 GMT -5
I'm the star of this show. Joey Tribbiani.
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Episode 2: Danielson Loses It
……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 001 - Morning - Tyger and Hafiz’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade open to Justin Tyger and Hafiz Abdurehman sitting at their kitchen table, laid back, last night’s drunken adventure still effecting them.Hafiz Abdurehman: Never let me get that drunk again, Tyger… Justin Tyger: You know, Anderson drank more than us and he probably feels normal. Hafiz falls foreword, laying his head on the table. The two sit in silence until a loud, frantic knocking at the door send them reeling in pain.Hafiz Abdurehman: Ahh, lord. Come in already, stop doing that! Chris Danielson flings the door open, running into the house, eyes bugged out, only wearing pajama bottoms.Chris Danielson: GUYS! GUYS! …..How drunk was I last night?! Justin Tyger: Well… You were doing the Disco Duck, if that tells you anything. Chris Danielson: Oh, crap, crap, craaaaap… Hafiz Abdurehman: What’s wrong with you? Chris Danielson: Well I…. I… I woke up and… There was a girl next to me… Justin Tyger: Yeah, the cute little brown headed girl, so what? Chris Danielson: We were naked! I think we…. We… You know… Hafiz Abdurehman: ….. Played Monopoly? Chris Danielson: No! I think we…. Had relations! Justin Tyger: You nailed her. So what? Good job. Hafiz Abdurehman: Yeah, she was quite the catch. Chris Danielson: But… But… I’ve never…. Done that…. Before… Hafiz Abdurehman: Wait… You were a virgin!? Justin Tyger: So what? Not bad for your first time! Chris Danielson: But I barely remember meeting her… and I don’t remember any of it… and… CRAAAP! Justin Tyger: Wait… Is she still over there? Chris Danielson: Well yeah, I woke up and ran straight over here… Justin Tyger: So you left this woman you barely know alone, and importantly naked, in your house? Danielson stops, thinking about what Tyger just said, before throwing up his hands.Chris Danielson: …CRAAAP! Danielson runs out, slamming the door behind him, sending Tyger and Hafiz back into pain with the loud noise, Hafiz falling out of his chair and hitting the ground.………………………………………………………………..
……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 002 - Danielson’s Bedroom ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We cut to inside Danielson’s bedroom, where we see a woman, still laying asleep in his bed. Danielson runs in, seeing she’s still asleep, and breathing a sigh of relief, before the anxiety quickly hits him again, as he slowly creeps over to her. He goes to wake her up, but stops himself, fighting himself to do it. He slowly brings his hard down to her, poking her in the shoulder before jumping back, almost hiding from her. She doesn’t wake up, as Danielson grabs his hair in frustration. He slowly creeps back up to her, poking her harder, this time waking her up. Her movements seem to startle Danielson, sending him back again. She begins to wake up, looking beside her for Danielson, before looking the other way to see him slightly cowered back.Woman: Oh, hey Chris! Danielson awkwardly waves at her as she smiles.Chris Danielson: Uhh… uhh… Hi… Uhh… Danielson eyes grow big, as he can’t seem to remember her name. She stands up in front of him, still with no clothes on, sending Danielson’s eyes wide, his mouth open, and his head shooting down, looking at the floor. She walks over to the other side of the room, gathering her clothes, but is missing her underwear. She looks around and sees it beside Danielson.Woman: Can you hand me my underwear? She giggles, as Danielson slowly bends to the ground, picking the underwear up with two fingers. He hands them to her before she walks into the bathroom. Danielson lets out a huge sigh of relief, rubbing his face as he collapses into his bed.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 003 - Outside Of Tyger And Hafiz’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We see Tyger walk out of his front door, blinded by the sunlight. He walks across his front yard to his mail box, where Mike Bockwinkle sits in his mail truck, feet kicked up on the dashboard, reading through mail.Justin Tyger: How you doin’ Mike, anything good today? Mike Bockwinkle: Everything you got today was crap, but this is interesting. Tyger gets the open mail out of his box, before walking up to Mike’s mail truck.Justin Tyger: Inform me, sir. Mike Bockwinkle: This is for Oscar Gomez, the dude down the street, apparently he is getting deported pending a federal investigation…. Justin Tyger: Hot damn… What for?! Mike Bockwinkle: Something about smuggling drugs, guns, and root beer into Mexico. Justin Tyger: Smug… Dude, I lent him a few root beers the other day! I’m a friggin’ accomplice! Mike Bockwinkle: Well buddy, it was nice knowing you, pending your federal investigation on your deportation. The two laugh, as Mike takes his feet off the dash and drives away. Tyger waves as he walks back to his house. He stops, looking around the house at Danielson’s house. He looks around, before walking towards it. He walks up to Danielson’s house, looking in a window, where he sees Danielson and the woman talking. Tyger catches Danielson’s attention, grinning at him. Danielson frantically tries to wave him off as the woman has her back to him. She turns around as Danielson tries to act casual as she hugs him, and opens the door to leave. Tyger pretends he’s just walking up, as Danielson and the woman walk out.Justin Tyger: Oh, hey Chris… And I don’t think we’ve met, I’m Justin. Tyger extends his hand towards her, as Danielson stands behind, trying to make Tyger stop.Woman: Hello, I’m Kelly Hale. As the two shake hands and have small talk, Danielson has an epiphany, repeating her name to himself, nodding his head as he now remembers. Kelly leaves, as Tyger and Danielson watch her leave. As soon as the coast is clear, Danielson smacks Tyger on the arm.Chris Danielson: What did you have to go and talk to her for?! Justin Tyger: What?! Your girlfriend has the right to know your best friend’s name! Chris Danielson: She’s not my girlfriend! We just… We… Justin Tyger: “Had relations”, I know. She seems nice, and she’s hot, you should change that whole not being your girlfriend thing, eh? Chris Danielson: How am I going to get in a relationship with someone I met in a bar and drunkenly nailed?! Justin Tyger: Well, she owns your V card, you’re kinda stuck there. You need a girlfriend anyway, you should stick with her. Chris Danielson: Hey, you don’t have a girlfriend either! Justin Tyger: I ain’t in desperate need like you. Danielson shoves Tyger off, while Tyger smacks him with his mail, as the two walk into Tyger’s home.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 004 - Tyger and Hafiz’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… Tyger and Danielson walk in, as Hafiz sits anxiously at the table.Hafiz Abdurehman: So?! How is she!?! Justin Tyger: She seems cool. I think Chris found his soul mate. The two laugh, as Tyger throws the mail on the counter and sits down. Danielson paces around the room, rubbing his head and hair.Chris Danielson: I can’t believe I did this. Why did you guys let Anderson get me drunk?! Ahh.. What is Mom going to think!? Tyger and Hafiz laugh, as Danielson finally sits down.Hafiz Abdurehman: Who cares what your mama thinks man, you’re finally a man! You got some! Chris Danielson: Oh my lord… And you know what’s worse?! I don’t even remember doing it! Justin Tyger: Don’t worry, I’m sure it was the best thirty seconds of both ya’ll’s lives. Tyger and Hafiz laugh, as Danielson sinks into his chair. The front door flings open, as Matthew Anderson walks in, smile plastered on his face.Matthew Anderson: Howdy all of my friends! How is everyone! Anderson beelines to the refrigerator, grabbing a beer and sitting down.Hafiz Abdurehman: This has been the best day ever. Matthew Anderson: I’m sure it was the best night ever for ole Chris over here! So come on Chris, spill your guts, how was it?! Chris Danielson: Oh, shut up dude. Matthew Anderson: Oh come on! I got you laid! I deserve details! Hafiz Abdurehman: More importantly, you got him laid for the very first time. Matthew Anderson: Well hot damn! You should be bowing down to me right now, Chris! You ain’t a virgin anymore because of me! Danielson sinks even lower in his chair, as he covers his face with his hands.Chris Danielson: I can’t believe this… Matthew Anderson: I can’t believe it either, she was hot. She’d have to be drunk to see you naked. Chris Danielson: Oh, screw you. I’m out of here. Danielson stands up to leave, walking towards the door.Justin Tyger: Ahh, come on Chris, we’re just yankin’ your chain… Matthew Anderson: But not the same way that chick yanked your chain last night though…. Justin Tyger: … Seriously, you should call her. Danielson shakes his head, leaving the house. As soon as the door shuts, Tyger, Hafiz, and Anderson bust out laughing at Danielson.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 005 - Later That Day - Danielson’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We fade into see Danielson sitting on the couch with his friend Elliot Marriott. Elliot watches Doctor Who as Danielson is laid back, still in disbelief. Elliot looks over at Danielson, looking for the words to say.Elliot Marriott: So uh… What was it like…? Chris Danielson: What was what like? Elliot Marriott: You know… Being with a woman… Chris Danielson: I don’t know man… Elliot Marriott: I can’t believe that you saw a woman naked… Chris Danielson: I can’t believe I did that! How am I ever going to s-.. Danielson’s phone rings, interrupting him. He picks it up, looking at the caller ID, before his eyes grow wide.Chris Danielson: Oh my god… It’s her… What do I do?! Elliot Marriott: I don’t know… Answer it! Chris Danielson: I can’t… I ca-… I… Danielson jumps off of the couch, walking into his bedroom as he answers the phone.Chris Danielson: Uhh… Hello? Kelly Hale: Hey Chris! How are you? Chris Danielson: I’m good, I’m good….. How are you? Kelly Hale: I’m great! So when do I get to see you again?! Chris Danielson: oh.. You want to see me again? Kelly Hale: Of course! You want to see me again right? Chris Danielson: Yeah… Yeah, of course! Uhh.. Whenever you want to Kelly Hale: Well, how about tomorrow night? Chris Danielson: Sure, that works for me. Kelly Hale: Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow! Chris Danielson: See you… Danielson hangs up the phone, throwing it on his bed. A grin cracks across his face, before he falls down across it, letting out a slight chuckle.……………………………………………………………….. SCENE 006 - The Next Night - Outside Of Danielson’s Home ……….………………………………………………………………………………………………… We cut to the follow night, outside of Danielson’s home. Chris and Kelly walk up to the door, laughing along the way. The two stand at the doorway for a second, talking.Kelly Hale: Tonight was fun. Chris Danielson: Yeah, I had a good time. The two stands awkwardly for a moment, before Kelly breaks the silence.Kelly Hale: So uh… Are you going to invite me in? Chris Danielson: oh, of course, yeah. Danielson unlocks the door and opens it, letting her in. Before he can walk in, something catches his eye, as he looks at Tyger and Hafiz’s window, seeing them standing there staring out at him. The two put huge grins on their faces and give double thumbs up, as Danielson laughs and shakes his head and walks into his home. We cut into Tyger and Hafiz’s home, as they stare out the window and Hafiz puts his arm around Tyger.Hafiz Abdurehman: Tyger… Our little boy is growing up. Hafiz and Tyger walk away from the window, as Tyger rubs his eyes, acting like he’s wiping away tears.Justin Tyger: It’s so sad… They just grow up so fast… The two laugh as they sit down in their chairs in the living room and turn on the TV.
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Post by SodaGuy on Jun 6, 2012 4:33:54 GMT -5
Look at me.. getting my buddy wasted and laid. How good of a friend am I?!
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Post by Elliot on Jun 6, 2012 9:51:26 GMT -5
YOU SAW TITTIES! ONFG!
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Post by stonecold316 on Jun 6, 2012 9:55:57 GMT -5
PERFECT WAY to start my birthday!!! Keep it up, man!
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Post by Johnny Wrestling on Jun 6, 2012 11:39:13 GMT -5
This just keeps getting better and better, and not saying that because this mostly involved me.
And yeah.... CAN I KEEP HER !?
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Post by Zigzag on Jun 6, 2012 11:43:59 GMT -5
I love this diary, but I have to admit, I'm a bit confused on something, based in the bios...
If Tyger lives in Canada, how could he have served in the U.S. Army? I didn't see it specified if he was a US citizen.
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Post by Johnny Wrestling on Jun 6, 2012 12:13:00 GMT -5
I love this diary, but I have to admit, I'm a bit confused on something, based in the bios... If Tyger lives in Canada, how could he have served in the U.S. Army? I didn't see it specified if he was a US citizen. Tyger's half Canadian.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2012 12:33:16 GMT -5
I love this diary, but I have to admit, I'm a bit confused on something, based in the bios... If Tyger lives in Canada, how could he have served in the U.S. Army? I didn't see it specified if he was a US citizen. The Army allows people with Canadian citizenship to serve. I researched if they did while thinking of Tyger's background for Inside The Flame, and found they indeed do.
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