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Post by /X Metal Sorenges x "Mac Oh J~ on Apr 13, 2012 9:22:26 GMT -5
Walk up to her. Grab hold of her hands. Look her dead in the eyes and say "Hey baby, I'm fairly famous on a wrestling figure forum. Lets go back to my place and *ahem* play." HER PANTIES WILL DROP RIGHT THERE BRO. RIGHT THERE. Bahahaha, that'll work lmao ![:P](http://www.wrestlingfigs.com/images/tongue.gif) Its true dude, it's all true. Be an a$$hole the first date, and when she begins to be constantly calling you and asking if you want to hang out sometime. You'll know she's all yours...
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Post by homeslice1998 on Apr 13, 2012 10:57:13 GMT -5
I would arrange a flash mob at the mall to sing her an original song you wrote about how much you love her and want her to be a part of your action figure collecting world...nailed it This.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2012 11:56:14 GMT -5
never tell a girl your feelings. ask her out, and the feelings will come out down the road True This:)
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Post by /X Metal Sorenges x "Mac Oh J~ on Apr 13, 2012 12:53:47 GMT -5
She's one of my friends and lately I've found that I really like her. However, she posts on Facebook about her bad luck with guys and think she will never find one. Most of the guys that have been her are bungholes. How do I tell her that I like her like that? If you want some real advice, watch the big bad faded daddy [youtube]
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 13, 2012 13:54:54 GMT -5
Throw a brick through her window.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2012 13:56:56 GMT -5
Pee on her feet, then when she feels the good vibrations, rub vasoline on eyes of her elbows to absorb the pheromones.
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Post by The Hitman on Apr 13, 2012 14:25:15 GMT -5
Ask her is she wanna prune like be real man?
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Post by MacReady on Apr 13, 2012 15:07:37 GMT -5
First I saw the title of the thread and I went ![::)](http://www.wrestlingfigs.com/images/rolleyes.gif) Then I saw WHO posted the topic and I went like this ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D because it HAD to be amazing! Come on, what are you really, like 13? You're "27" and need girl advice?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2012 15:12:45 GMT -5
Pee in her eyes and drink her tea and coffe Girls love that crap man!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2012 17:10:47 GMT -5
Hit her with a shopping cart.
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Post by anxietydestroys on Apr 13, 2012 17:29:36 GMT -5
Don't talk.
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Post by TurboEddie on Apr 13, 2012 17:42:59 GMT -5
Telling her you like her right away might weird her out. Invite her out somewhere and get more personal with eachother. Once she seems warmed up to you, tell her how you feel and maybe then you'll have a greater chance of forming a romantic relationship.
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Post by ebilbryan™ on Apr 13, 2012 17:43:08 GMT -5
Tell her your views on women's rights.
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Post by thebossbaker on Apr 13, 2012 17:46:41 GMT -5
just use the girl at your doorstep to make her jealous.
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Post by /X Metal Sorenges x "Mac Oh J~ on Apr 13, 2012 17:52:56 GMT -5
just use the girl at your doorstep to make her jealous. I'm sorry but you must stop posting, your signature is classic hahahaha ![;)](http://www.wrestlingfigs.com/images/wink.gif)
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Post by bennet07 on Apr 13, 2012 18:00:41 GMT -5
i have 2 ideas 1. invite her to a movie and go for the "move" and see what happens 2. talk to someone when she is near by then talk about how you like her and make it so she overhears you
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Post by hbkrules on Apr 13, 2012 18:24:44 GMT -5
Girls who post dumb things like that on FB are bad news.
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Post by Dat guy ova der on Apr 13, 2012 19:17:24 GMT -5
She probably doesn't like you the way you like her. Stay friends, don't to push it farther than that unless you want to lose her forever.
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Post by *Ricky Spanish* on Apr 14, 2012 13:33:13 GMT -5
If you guys think these post are great you shud see his Facebook updates lmao and for those asking he really is 27 not 13 least from his pics you can tell he is an adult I just wonder if he is always pulling our leg
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2012 13:35:03 GMT -5
Give it a chance man, just walk up and do it. Too bad I had the same problem, unfortunately she moved :/
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