Post by Justin Sanity on Apr 26, 2012 17:25:02 GMT -5
2FW
Full Force Wrestling
Date: April 14th 2012
Location: Cobb County Civic Center, Cobb County Georgia
Primitve
Theme: “Smack” by From Zero
Scheduled Matches For This Evening:
C.M. Punk vs William Regal
6 Man Tag: Jay Lethal, Matt Sydal, & Mike Quackenbush vs Flip Kendrick, Jody Fleisch, & Sonjay Dutt
Fans Bring The Weapons Vicious Vixens Championship: LuFisto© vs Mickie Knuckles
Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Shane Helms©
Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0 vs Youthanazia
Fans Bring The Weapons Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack© vs Masato Tanaka
Scramble Cage: Low Ki vs Jason Cross
Cage Match, Universal Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe
The show opens with a “Don’t Try This At Home” Warning, which cuts to last month at Clouds Over California, where William Regal made a surprise return in a tag team match between Sydal, Quackenbush, Kendrick, and Lethal. The clip shows Regal coming through the crowd and smacking Kendrick in the back with a steel chair, costing him the match.
Al Snow: What is he doing back in this company!?
Jerry Lynn: We have a damn restraining order against him!
The clip then shows Sydal, Quackenbush, and Lethal turning their backs to the company and joining forces with William Regal. Regal as well as the others raise their hands in victory as a voice clip comes over the image.
WR: You don’t mess with the Bilderberg Group!
We fade to black but quickly come into the first episode with Wednesday Night Warfare, where Youthanazia defeated Sonjay Dutt, and Jody Fleisch, as Regal’s voice comes over the clips.
WR: We have an arsenal that we aren’t afraid to use, High Flyers, Strong Style Specialists, Submission Experts, and now we want you…
The clip fades to an in ring promo with C.M. Punk and Regal
WR: C.M. Punk
CMP: Why do you want me?
WR: You are exactly what we need in this group, an all arounder.
This fades to an in ring contract signing with Regal and Punk with the rest of Regal’s crew surrounding himself and Punk.
WR: What do you say Punk?
CMP:…I Accept!
Regal is in shock as well as the crowd as Punk signs the contract. The two then get up and shake hands but when Regal turns to exit the ring, Punk rips the contract apart, and then smacks Regal across the head with a clip board, soon Regal’s group jumps on Punk. Then the Eliminators 2.0 come down to the ring for the save and clean house.
AS: Eliminators Cleaning house!
Saturn quickly grabs Regal as him and Austin Kronus hit the total elimination on him, then Punk hits the Pepsi Plunge through the desk.
CMP: Hey Regal, when I said I accept, I accepted to kicking your ass at Primitive!
We then fade to a montage of Thumbtack Jack defeating The Sandman, Cactus Jack, Terry Funk, and Atsushi Onita for his Hardcore Title. These clips then fade into Jack holding his belt up high.
TJ: There is no man, more sadistic, more hardcore, and more lethal than Thumbtack Jack!
This quickly transitions into Masato Tanaka making his debut on the third episode of Wednesday Night Warfare and beating the snot out of Thumbtack Jack. Smashing chairs over his head, fighting in the crowd, and even does a tribute to Mike Awesome by Power bombing a blood drenched Jack through a table off the top rope. Tanaka then holds Jacks Belt above his head.
MT: Thumbtack Jack, I want your title!
We then show a quick recap of the feud between Jason Cross and Low Ki, as well as Samoa Joe and Takeshi Morishima’s before we cut to our PPV Intro, set to “Smack” by From Zero
Voice Over: And Now, Full Force Wrestling, Monstercore Films, and The Homebox Office Network present: 2FW’S “PRIMITIVE”
We cut to a sold out, Jam packed crowd inside the Cobb County Civic Center, screaming their heads off, waving their signs all over the place, and also chanting “2FW!”. Soon Jerry Lynn’s voice comes over the scene of the crowd and we soon cut to the commentators table.
JL: Welcome everyone to 2FW’s “Primitive” live from Cobb County, Georgia’s Civic Center! Only on the Home Box Office network, and internet Pay-Per View! I’m Jerry Lynn!
AS: And I’m Al Snow!
JL: Al what match are you looking forward to seeing tonight?
AS: Well I know everyone is excited for the steel cage main event, and all the matches on the card sound great but I am really looking forward to the high flying six man tag, that is going to be great. We will definitely see tag team moves that have never been done before.
JL: I couldn’t agree more with you Al, let’s head down to ringside for our opening contest.
”Villain” by Jim Johnston comes over the speakers as the crowd boos and Regal steps from behind the curtains, sporting an expensive robe. As he walks down the ramp, he gets his face into the camera and begins to speak.
WR: C.M. Punk! You will become a Bilderberg! I promise you that!
Regal continues to walk down to the ring, he climbs up the steps and wipes his feet before entering as the crowd continues to boo. He then takes off his robe and awaits in a corner as “Shari Vegas” by Coal Chamber hits the speakers and C.M. Punk comes out from the curtains to cheers from the crowd. Punk looks around as he walks down the ramp, sporting the trademark running jacket as well as basketball shorts, he also gives the fans at ringside high fives before jumping onto the apron and stepping into the ring.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Blackpool England, weighing in at two-hundred and fourty three pounds, he is the leader of The Bilderberg Group, he is William Regal!
The crowd boos as Regal eyes down Punk in anger.
JB: And his opponent, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at two-hundred and eighteen pounds, he is C.M. Punk!
The crowd cheers as Punk does his signature straight edge pose and Regal charges at him, but Punk quickly side steps and gets a schoolboy on Regal, but Regal kicks out at two.
Opening contest: C.M. Punk vs William Regal
JL: Impressive schoolboy by Punk! Could’ve screwed Regal right then and there!
The two are up as Regal quickly gets the upper hand with stiff elbows to the jaw of Punk. He whips Punk off the ropes but pulls him back, looking for a Russian leg-sweep, but Punk quickly counters with a twisting close-range clothesline, which he calls the Pepsi Twist. Punk then hooks the leg and yet again gets a two count. Punk picks Regal off the mat, looks to whip him off the western ropes but Regal turns around and gives a stiff kick to the gut. Regal then bounces off the northern ropes and hits a big knee to the face of Punk, then bounces off the southern ropes and drops the knee on Punk, hooks the leg, and gets a one count.
AS: looks like Regal is trying to slow down the pace of C.M. Punk in this one
Regal takes Punk into the north western corner and gives a couple of chops across the chest, whips him into the opposite corner, charges after him but Punk flies over, and Regal turns around to deliver an open hand slap across the face. Regal than follows it up with a dragon suplex bridge but still a two count, Regal picks Punk off the mat and looks for a German Suplex but Punk keeps his feet planted, locks on a wrist lock and delivers kicks to the chest and stomach. Punk runs up the north eastern corner looking for a springboard arm drag, but Regal catches him and hits a slingshot blue thunder driver getting a two count.
JL: Never seen Regal pull that out of his arsenal before.
Regal quickly locks in the Regal Stretch and Punk struggles to grab the ropes but he can’t reach. Slowly but surely Punk finally grabs the eastern ropes, Regal then breaks the hold and repeatedly stomps away on Punk and then presses his neck against the ropes. Regal is forced to break the hold and gets into an argument with the ref, meanwhile Punk escapes from the ropes, turns Regal around and fires away with right hands. Punk then whips him off the western ropes, leapfrogs over Regal, and then hits a dropkick causing Regal to roll to the outside. Punk then flies over the western ropes with a cross-body, but Regal catches him and slams him against the south western ring post. Regal tosses Punk back into the ring where he then hits the Regal-Plex but yet again gets a two count.
AS: Regal is absolutely furious!
Regal gets in the ref’s face yet again, and Punk slowly rises to his feet behind him. Regal turns around to receive a stiff shot to the gut, and Punk delivers a pump-handle reverse piledriver and gets the three count.
JL: Punk-Handle Driver! And it guarantees a victory here for C.M. Punk!
Winner: C.M. Punk
Punk leaves the ring, but Regal is not done with the ref. He grabs the ref by the shirt and gives him a release Regal-Plex. He then quickly locks on the Regal Stretch but Punk makes the safe and Regal fleas the ring. Punk then helps the ref out to the back as our next match is ready to start. “It’s So Easy” by 40 Below Summer hits the speakers and out comes the Aerial Assault champion Matt Sydal, Jay Lethal, and Mike Quackenbush. The crowd erupts with Boos as they slowly walk to the ring, they soon step into the ring and show off their arrogance with rude taunts towards the crowd as well as Jeremy Borash. Soon “Smothered” by Spineshank plays through the arena as Flip Kendrick, Sonjay Dutt, and Jody Fleisch step out from the curtains. They run around ringside giving fans high fives, they step into the ring and await for JB’s announcement.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a six-man tag match for the Ariel Assault Championship. In Order for the title to change hands, Flip Kendrick must Pin Matt Sydal. Introducing first, they are representing The Bilderberg Group, the team of Aerial Assault Champion Matt Sydal, “The Nature Kid” Jay Lethal, and “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush! And their oppo-
6-Man Tag: Matt Sydal, Jay Lethal, & Mike Quackenbush vs Flip Kendrick, Jody Fleisch, & Sonjay Dutt
JB is interrupted as Sydal, Leathal, and Quackenbush all gang up on Fleisch, Dutt, and Kendrick in the corner. They whip Kendrick, Dutt, and Fleisch off the eastern ropes, looking for a big back body drop but they all receive kicks in the shoulders. DFK (Dutt, Fleisch, Kendrick) bounce off the western ropes and connect with big dropkicks sending SLQ (Sydal Lethal Quackenbush) to the outside on the eastern side of the ring. DFK then bounce off the western ropes again and fly over the east connecting with corkscrew plancha’s to the outside. Dutt and Fleisch take on Lethal and Quackenbush as Kendrick takes on Sydal in the ring. Kendrick climbs the south eastern turnbuckle, flies into the air and receives a dropkick into the gut by Sydal, Sydal quickly covers him but only gets a one count. He then props Kendrick up in the south eastern corner as Dutt slides into the ring, Sydal backs up and connects with running knees into the Chest of Kendrick, rolls backwards into Dutt which immediately goes into a Wheelbarrow position, Kendrick then comes out of the corner and connects with a lung-blower followed by Dutt hitting a wheelbarrow suplex on Sydal.
AS: Excellent teamwork by Kendrick and Dutt!
Kendrick then lifts Sydal off the matt and positions him in a Gory Neck-breaker, Dutt then springboards from the eastern apron connecting a double stomp, Lethal and Quackenbush also get into the ring in time as Dutt flies off from the double stomp and nails a dropkick on the two. Fleisch then comes in and connects with a slingshot front flip onto Sydal, and then connects a pair of clotheslines to Lethal and Quackenbush while Kendrick hits a spinning Gory Neck-Breaker. Kendrick and Dutt go into their corner as Fleisch goes to work on Quackenbush, Quackenbush lands a chop to Fleisch and whips him off the western ropes, Fleisch hits an arm drag, Quackenbush follows with an arm drag as well, Fleisch gets up quick and hits the ropes connecting with a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors, he looks get something off the rebound but Quackenbush stops him with sickening chops across the chest. Quackenbush then quickly locks on a Muta lock, which then Lethal gets in the ring, hits the western ropes, and connects with a dropkick to the face of Fleisch.
JL: That was sick! His jaw is probably broken!
AS: Well Flip Kendrick received a broken face last month.
Lethal then stands on the western apron as Quackenbush hits a suplex, Lethal than follows it up with a slingshot leg-drop across the chest of Fleisch and gets only a two count. Lethal whips Fleisch off the western ropes but Fleisch turns around, gives a boot to the gut, and springboards off the northern ropes with a moonsault double knee stomp to the shoulders of Lethal. He covers him but gets a two count. Fleisch Lays Lethal over the middle rope to the southern set, Dutt jumps into the ring, Fleisch hits a tiger feint kick and Dutt connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. Dutt then lifts lethal in an elevated cradle neck-breaker position, and Fleisch springboards off the southern ropes hitting the double stomp, resulting in a spike Indian Summer. Dutt looks for the pin but still only a two count.
JL: Spike Indian Summer! This is the first time it’s ever been done! Only here in 2FW!
Dutt lays Lethal out in the center of the ring and climbs the south eastern turnbuckle where his partners are. He sores through the air looking for his moonsault double stomp, but Lethal rolls out of the way, Dutt then makes the mistake of turning around only to receive a big boot from Matt Sydal. Sydal then knocks Kendrick and Fleisch off the apron with elbows and looks to hit his signature “Here We Go” Driver. Sydal locks Dutt up for it, but Kendrick comes out of nowhere off the top rope and hits a double stomp to Sydal. He then knocks Lethal and Quackenbush off the apron, Dutt and Fleisch then bounce off the eastern ropes and fly over the west with somersault planchas. Kendrick then hits a backbreaker rack into a neck-breaker in the center of the ring, then scales the north western turnbuckles. He soon takes flight into the air and landing on Sydal with a flaming star splash, gaining his team the victory and himself the title.
Winners: Sonjay Dutt, Flip Kendrick, and Jody Fleisch
AS: What an amazing match up!
JL: Flip Kendrick has finally received the title that he so rightfully deserves. Let’s take a look at some replays.
AS: I personally think that the spinning gory neck-breaker was the best triple team move of the night.
A series of black and white clips recap the feud between LuFisto and Mickie Knuckles, from jumping each other backstage to physical contests on Wednesday Night Warfare. We come back from the clips to see that there are panes of glass placed in the north eastern and south western corners of the ring. Each rope also has light tubes taped to it and there are also fan-made weapons on tables at ringside. “Rebel Meets Rebel” by David Allen Coe & Pantera plays through the speakers and Mickie Knuckles steps out from behind the curtains. The Champ Lufisto gangs up on her from behind and the match begins.
Fans Bring The Weapons: Lufisto© vs Mickie Knuckles
JL: Here we go Al. First in 2FW history, a woman’s Fans Bring The Weapons match.
The two trade stiff right hands back and forth infront of a table filled with fan-made weapons on the western side of the ring. Knuckles gives a stiff shot to the gut and whips Lufisto into the guardrail. She then grabs a water-jug on a stick and cracks it over the head of the champ, echoing throughout the arena. Knuckles swings her leg, looking for a kick to the chest but Lufisto moves out of the way and Knuckles gets caught on the guardrail. Lufisto than grabs a package of light tubes off from the table and shatters it over the back of Knuckles. The two then brawl through the crowd, Knuckles gets an advantage by hitting a release German Suplex onto the hardwood floor.
AS: That floor has no protective padding and can literally mess up your back. Her back has got to be broken.
Knuckles then slams a fans chair across the back of Lufisto. She then drags the champ by the hair towards a room, we switch camera angles to show that Knuckles dragged Lufisto to a balcony. Knuckles then looks to throw Lufisto off the balcony but Lufisto hangs on to the safety railing, Lufisto follows it up with a stiff elbow and looks to Suplex Knuckles off but she also hangs on to the safety railing. The two trade shots on the esge of the balcony, Lufisto gives an elbow to the chest and nails a cut-throat Russian leg-sweep from the balcony onto a stack of tables below.
JL: Oh my god these two want to kill each other!
Slowly but Surely the two crawl from the wreckage Lufisto is the first to her feet and Delivers a stiff kick to the ribs. She then grabs a fans chair and smashes it over the head of Knuckles. Lufisto tosses Knuckles back over the guardrail and then rams her head into the ring post, tosses her back into the ring, and grabs some weapons from ringside. Lufisto grabs a VCR but Knuckles gives a shot to the gut, grabs the VCR and bounces it off the head of Lufisto, she then grabs scissors and stabs Lufisto in the forehead cutting her open. Lufisto crawls near the south western corner in-front of the glass pane, Knuckles charges at her, but Lufisto side steps and Knuckles stops herself. Lufisto gives a superkick but Knuckles is still standing, Lufisto looks for a clothesline but Knuckles side steps and Lufisto stops herself. Knuckles charges at Lufisto who gives her a belly-to-belly suplex shattering the glass. Lufisto goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Lufisto quickly props Knuckles up in the corner and places a light tube package on her, Lufisto then bounces off the northern ropes and hits a boot-scrape destroying the light tubes, she looks for the pin but yet again gets a two count.
AS: Lufisto is looking desperately to put Mickie Knuckles away but has no clue how.
Lufisto picks Knuckles off the mat but Knuckles trips her legs, bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a big senton splash. Knuckles then grabs a thumbtack bat and smashes it over the head of a kneeling Lufisto, she then goes to the outside and grabs some chairs. She sets up the chairs in the center of the ring and lays the glass pane from the north eastern corner between them. She then sprays lighter fluid all over the glass pane and looks to light it, but Lufisto comes alive and nails a thumbtack bat shot to the back of Knuckles. Lufisto then lights the glass pane on fire, looks for the burning hammer but Knuckles escape, Knuckles than hits a release northern lights suplex into the flaming glass and gets a three count on Lufisto. The crowd is split between chants of “2FW!” and “Holy S**t!”
Winner: Mickie Knuckles
JL: we have a new vicious vixens champion!
AS: The backstage assaults finally paid off. I’m proud of Mickie.
Mickie holds he belt up high as Lufisto slowly rises to her feet. Lufisto turns her around and extends her hand, Mickie looks at her hand and shakes it. Lufisto raises Mickie’s hand in victory as the crowd applauds both of them. We then cut to a clip of Shane Helms hitting the vertebreaker on X-Pac two months ago at “Some Type of Negativity”
Joey Styles: It was two months ago, in a impressive twelve man gauntlet match to crown 2FW’s first ever Puroresu Champion. Shane Helms, the self proclaimed “Sensation of Innovation” took home the gold on that night.
This fades to Kaos debuting on the first episode of Wednesday Night Warfare, his 2FW entrance fades to clips of him as the TV Champion of Xtreme Pro Wrestling.
JS: Kaos, “The Rock Superstar” held the Xtreme Pro Wrestling Television championship for over a year, he has an arsenal of moves that he isn’t afraid to use.
These clips fade to a side by side comparison of Kaos and Shane Helms.
JS: One of these contenders will walk away with the Puroresu Championship tonight. Will it be the Champion Shane Helms? Or will it be “The Rock Superstar” Kaos?
We fade back to the arena where “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill hits the speakers and out onto the ramp comes Kaos. He casually walks down to the ring and rolls right in with the crowd behind him. The song switches to “Fire Storm A” by Jim Johnston and Shane Helms walks out of the curtains and pretty much does the same.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Full Force Wrestling Puroresu Championship. The rules for defending the title are as follows, each wrestler is subjected to three rope breaks for both pinfall and submission. Once a wrestler has used all of them submission and pin attempts under or the ropes are legal. There are no closed fist punches to the face allowed, closed punches to other body parts are legal. Also a wrestler is subjected to a twenty count when they step out to the ring floor.
AS: That was a mouth full.
JB: Introducing first the challenger, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, he is “The Rock Superstar” Kaos!
The crowd cheers as some fans throw streamers into the ring.
JL: The thirty-three year old, eighteen years of experience looks to capture the gold tonight.
AS: Might I add that he started wrestling at the age of fourteen.\
JB: And his opponent, from Smithefeild North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, he is the defending 2FW Puroresu Champion he is “The Sensation of Innovation” he is Shane Helms!
Fans throw a ton of streamers into the ring as Helms hands the belt to the ref who then holds it up high and calls for the match to start.
2FW Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Shane Helms©
AS: Shane Helms has about twenty-one years as a pro in the sport of wrestling. He also doesn’t call himself “The Sensation of Innovation” for nothing.
Kaos and Helms circle each other and engage in a lockup. The two back up against the northern ropes and are forced to break the hold. The two lock up again and Kaos gets an advantage with a side headlock, Helms looks to push Kaos off the northern ropes but Kaos keeps the headlock on tight. Helms then pushes Kaos off the eastern ropes and lands a big dropkick, causing Kaos to roll to the outside. Helms bounces off the northern ropes and looks fro a dropkick between the middle and bottom rope, Helms hangs on as Kaos moves out of the way and kicks Helms across the back. Kaos then follows it up with an Arabian press onto Helms and the crowd begins to pound on the metal plating of the guardrails. Kaos then tosses Helms back into the ring, makes a quick cover and helms uses a rope break.
JL: For those keeping score at home, Shane Helms has lost one rope break.
AS: I’m more impressed with the Arabian press by Kaos.
The two get up, Helms bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Kaos, he also takes him down with a side headlock takedown. Kaos then locks on the head scissors in which Helms escapes quickly from, the two are up again as Helms takes Kaos down with another side headlock takedown, this time he locks on a dragon sleeper. Kaos escapes and takes Helms down with a snapmare, locks in a chin lock, Helms spins out of it into a head-scissors on Kaos and then both men get up and stare each other down. The two then trade hammerlocks, wrist locks, headlock, and waste locks, until Helms gets the advantage with a side headlock. Kaos pushes him off the southern ropes, Leapfrogs over, slides under, and hits a hurricanrana followed by two arm drags, and out of nowhere Helms counters with a dropkick.
JL: Very intense back and forth action here.
Helms takes Kaos into the south eastern corner but Kaos instead turns the tables and places Helms in the corner. Kaos gives boots to the gut and chops across the chest, Helms turns the tables and does the same, whips Kaos out of the corner and connects with a close range clothesline. Helms then climbs the south eastern corner and lands a leg-drop, hooks the leg of Kaos, but only gets a two count. Both are up and Helms looks to hit the “Nightmare on Helms Str.” But Kaos escapes and pushes Helms into the southern ropes, ducks the clothesline and hits a big T-Bone Suplex.
AS: Kaos got some great height from that T-Bone!
Kaos seats Helms in the south western corner and gives a few boot scrapes. He then drags him out of the corner and locks on a surfboard stretch. Helms fights it off and Kaos goes for a high Texas Cloverleaf, putting pressure on the crossed legs. Kaos then attempts a Muta Lock but Helms fires with elbows to the head of Kaos, going back to the high cloverleaf.
JL: Smart strategy by Kaos here, trying to ground the high flyer but taking out the legs.
Helms locks in a headlock as the two slowly rise to their feet. Kaos lands a belly to back suplex, hooks the leg, and gets only a two count. The two get up and Helms delivers a kick to the chest, he then attempts a power bomb which Kaos counters with a DDT, hooks the leg, and gets a two count. Kaos props Helms up in the north eastern corner and sets him on the top ropes, Kaos runs from corner to corner and hits an avalanche front lung-blower. Kaos then follows it up with an overhead pump-handle slam, hooks the leg, and still gets a two count. Kaos then becomes frustrated as he picks Helms off the mat, looks for a sit out gord-buster, but Helms escapes and hits a jack-hammer slam and gets a two count. Helms gets to his feet as he picks Kaos up in a fire man’s carry, spins him off dropping him on his knee, and then follows it up with a neck-breaker. The ref then begins the ten count with both wrestlers getting up at 8. Then the two super kick each other knocking each other out again.
AS: These two are taking it to the limit, Kaos hit The Kaotic Kick as Shane Helms hit the Sugar Smack and knocked each other out.
JL: Great minds think alike.
The two get up as Helms goes for a clothesline, Kaos catches it and looks to hit the vertebreaker, but Helms reverses and hits the vertebreaker, hooks the leg, and gets the three count to retain the title.
Winner: Shane Helms
[AS: Shane Helms keeps the title in his first ever major title defense here in 2FW. Wait a minute, what’s going on in the ring?
As Helms celebrates Nova comes in through the crowd, hops over the northern guardrail and slides under the ropes. He turns Helms around and hits the air raid crash and then grabs a microphone.
N: You call yourself “The Sensation of Innovation”!? Well I’m the “Innovator Of Offense” and you just about stole very move that I have Innovated! So next month, at Simple Survival, its going to be a triple threat, “The innovator of Offense” Nova vs “The Rock Superstar” Kaos vs “The Nova Wannabe” Shane Helms all for your title Shane!
Nova slams the mic down and spits on Helms as he exits the ring.
JL: What disrespect from Nova. You’d expect someone like him to show some class.
AS: He still got an ECW pop though.
We cut to a clip of William Regal’s debut. This transitions to Austin Aries and Perry Saturn returning to save the day. This then transitions to Matt Cross and Josh Prohibition attacking Saturn and Aries from behind in the same night. We show clips of numerous attacks on The Eliminators 2.0 until we cut back to the ring. “Holocaust” by Borialis plays over the speakers as Youthanazia steps out onto the ramp and get boo’s by everyone in the audience. They slide into the ring and await for their opponents in the north eastern corner. “Elimination” by Overkill hits the speakers as the tag champs Austin Aries and Perry Saturn step out onto the stage with their belts up high. They run down to the ring, hop over the ropes, and wait for JB’s announcement.”
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the 2FW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, from Brecksville Ohio, weighing in at a combined weight of three-hundred and seventy seven pounds, they are the team of Josh Prohibition and Matt Cross they are Youthanazia!
The crowd boos as Prohibtion stands on the second rope of the corner and raises his fists.
JB: And their opponents, from Long Island New York, weighing in at a combined weight of four-hundred and thirty six pounds, they are the reigning and defending 2FW Tag Team Champions, they are Austin Aries and Perry Saturn, they are The Eliminators 2.0!
2FW Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0 vs Youthanazia
JL: There’s the opening bell Al and this one is under way!
Cross and Prohibition attack Aries and Saturn in the south eastern and western corners, they than whip them off the southern ropes, Aries and Saturn reverse the whips and go for high kicks. Cross and Prohibition slide underneath connecting with dropkicks sending Aries and Saturn to the outside of the northern side of the ring. Cross and Prohibition go for slingshot splashes but land on the apron, kick Aries and Saturn back, and hit Arabian presses on both Aries and Saturn. Prohibition tosses Saturn back into the ring as Aries and Cross take their place in opposite corners, Prohibition whips Saturn off the southern ropes and connects with a spinning wheel kick. He beats Saturn while he’s done but Saturn fights back, he whips Prohibition off the eastern ropes and nails a big drop kick on the rebound. Saturn covers him only getting a two count. Saturn rolls into his corner and in comes Aries, as the two circle each other Aries is distracted by Cross and Prohibition takes full advantage. He spins Aries around and connects with a kick to a get, followed by a double under-hook face buster.
AS: Good team work being displaced as Cross distracted Aries.
Prohibition lifts Aries off the mat and hits a scoop slam near his corner, he then tags in Cross and as Cross hits a sling shot leg drop and Prohibition hits an Arabian press. Cross sits Aries up and springboards off the southern ropes with a dropkick. He goes for a pin attempts but Saturn makes the save, Saturn goes back into the corner while Aries fights back against Cross. He whips Cross off the southern ropes and hits a spinning leg lariat, as soon as Cross is up, he hits a pump handle suplex, hooks the leg, and gets a two count only. Aries whips Cross off the southern ropes, Cross ducks the clothesline, springboards off the southern side with a moonsault, lands on his feet and drops Aries with an inverted DDT. Cross hooks the leg and gets a two count only, Cross then tags in Prohibition, but before Prohibition can capitalize, Aries takes advantage and brings him into the south western corner and tags in Saturn. They whip Prohibition into his corner, he steps out and gets caught with a pair of leg lariats, Saturn then knocks Cross off the apron.
JL: Pair of Leg Lariats! Its amazing how kick they can hit moves like that, its like as if they do it by instinct.
Saturn whips Prohibition off the eastern ropes and twists the kid inside out with a huge yet vicious clothesline. He covers Prohibition but only gets a two count, he picks him off the mat but Prohibition gives a knee to the gut and follows it up with a double under hook, over the shoulder back breaker. Cross then follows it up with a springboard leg drop, and then quickly locks on a Muta Lock, Prohibition bounces off the eastern ropes, then west, and nails a dropkick to the face of Saturn breaking his nose. Prohibition locks on a surfboard stretch and lifts Saturn up high, Cross goes up top in the north western corner and hits a shooting star elbow drop into the chest of Saturn, Prohibition goes for the cover but Aries breaks it up early. Aries then connects a brain buster and goes back into his corner, then Saturn follows it up with a shinning wizard, hooks the leg and gets a two count.
AS: To be honest, I thought I would never see Perry Saturn hit a shinning wizard before.
JL: Look at the blood just poor from his nose, I think its broken.
Saturn whips Prohibition into the north western corner, Prohibition bounces out and Saturn connects a single leg dropkick. Saturn then tosses Prohibition out onto the western side of the ring, after he catches his breath Prohibition comes back into the ring, Saturn gives a couple of stiff forearms across the shoulders and then hits a falcon arrow. Cross breaks the pin, Aries goes in and takes on Cross and pushes him out onto the northern side of the ring. Cross and Aries battle on the outside as Saturn hits an ace crusher, just as soon as Cross gets whipped into the southern guard rail. Saturn goes to the outside to help his partner but Cross fights them off, he rolls into the ring as Prohibition flies over the eastern ropes with a cross body. Prohibition sends Saturn over the southern guard rail but gets whipped into the northern one by Aries, suddenly, out of no where, Cross jumps onto the south western top rope and flies onto Saturn in the first row with a front flip.
JL: What a dive by Matt Cross!
Prohibition brings Saturn back into the ring where he then hooks the leg and gets a two count. Cross climbs the north western turnbuckle where Prohibition does the same in the opposite, Cross flies through the air with a shooting star press, and Prohibition dives with a leg drop, but they make the mistake off rolling of Saturn as he and his partner get heated and attack Cross and Prohibition. Aries sends Cross to the outside, then they prop up Prohibition, Saturn gives a kick to the gut, Aries follows with a round house kick to the head, Saturn then bounces off the southern ropes with a single leg dropkick and Aries ends the combo with a leg drop. Aries hooks the leg but two count only, he then follows it up with a suplex into a Taliban backpack, he the hits a corkscrew senton out of the south eastern corner, hooks the leg again, and a two count only. Both teams get fed up and all hell breaks loose, as Prohibition tosses Aries over the eastern ropes to the outside. Prohibition and Cross bring a table into the ring as Saturn brings in a ladder.
AS: Things are getting very heated here Jerry!
Cross and Prohibition gang up on Saturn as Prohibition bounces off the eastern ropes taking out Saturn’s legs, and Cross hits a running dropkick, looking like as if they innovated their own version of “Total Elimination.” They cover Saturn but Aries comes in and breaks up the count. Aries then slams the ladder down across the backs of Prohibition and Cross as Saturn gets to his feet and sets up the table. Aries then sets the ladder on the table and both of them climb it, Cross and Prohibition get up and pull the ladder down off the table, sending Saturn and Aries crashing to the mat. Cross and Prohibition set the ladder near the south eastern corner, Cross climbs the ropes behind the ladder as Prohibition climbs the ladder, the two then hit an assault driver/ leg drop combo off the ladder onto Aries, but Saturn breaks the count.
JL: This match is out of control!
Saturn lays some heavy forearms on Cross, but Prohibition lands some shots of his own. They whip Saturn off the southern ropes and look to toss Saturn over them, but Saturn lands to his feet. He looks for a double suplex to the outside, but Aries comes up and hits a German suplex on Cross, and Saturn drops Prohibition to the outside. Saturn comes back in and him and Aries hit the “Total Elimination” to retain their titles.
Winners: The Eliminators 2.0
AS: The Eliminators retain their titles! That was one hell of a match!
JL: That it was Al! But let’s go to a promo for our next match. The fans bring the weapons match, between Thumbtack Jack and Masato Tanaka.
The promo pretty much recaps how Thumbtack Jack obtained the hardcore championship, and shows clips of who he has defeated. Sandman at “Some Type Of Negativity,” Cactus Jack at “Clouds Over California,” Terry Funk on “Wednesday Night Warfare: Episode two” and Atsushi Onita on “Wednesday Night Warfare: Episode three.” Then we cut back to the ring where “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays over the speakers and out comes the champ himself, dressed in white. He wears a mask that has writing all over it saying “R.I.P” followed by the last person he defeated. He steps into the ring as the crowd boos and he removes the white mask, only to reveal his skeletal like face paint. He then grabs the mic and begins to speak.
TJ: Listen here everyone, the man you have waited so anxiously to see is not here tonight. It seems as if he’s a little –fake cough- sick.
”Talkin’ S**t” by Vietnom hits the speakers as a man in a pony tail comes out wearing a suit, onto the stage, also holding a microphone.
JL: It’s the boss! John Albright!
AS: We hardly ever see him on TV or PPV!
JL: And boy does he look mad.
JA: You see Jack, Tanaka was smart when he received his diagnoses, his manager called me a week before tonight and said “I’m Sorry, but Tanaka is sick, however I have a very good replacement for you.” So I asked him who it was and he told me that it was a man that you have came across numerous times Jack, in a little promotion called “Combat Zone Wrestling.” He also wrestled in Japan for “Big Japan Wrestling.” So without further or do Jack, here is your replacement, “The Crazy Monkey” himself Jun Kasai!
AS: You gotta be kidding!
”Slave to the grind” By Skid Row hits the speakers as Albright leaves and Kasai comes out holding a huge package of light tubes and rushes down to the ring.
Fans Bring The Weapons, Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack© vs Jun Kasai
As soon as Kasai slides into the ring, Jack attacks him and grabs the giant light tube package and swings it but Kasai moves. Kasai gives a kick to the gut, takes the package and swings but Jack moves but as soon as he turns around, Kasai swings and smashes the whole package over Jack’s head and raises it over his head. This sends the whole crowd into a “2FW!” Chant.
JL: Oh my god!
A blood drenched Thumbtack jack crawls out of the broken and shattered pieces, staining his white clothes with the color of his blood. He pulls himself up with the northern ropes and Kasai gives stiff forearms and brutal right hands. He whips Jack off the northern ropes and hits a dropkick on the rebound, sending Jack to the outside. Kasai goes after him and grabs a chair from a fan, he smacks the chair over the back of Jack and then proceeds to stretch the gaping wound in Jack’s forehead by hand. Kasai then grabs a fans light bulb bat and smashes it across the back of Jack, then proceeds to rub the shards in his face. Kasai then goes up the entrance ramp and into the curtains.
AS: Where is Kasai going?
JL: I don’t think Jack is able to compete through this match, he staining his pants and shirt with his own blood, and its coming out of his head like a damn faucet!
AS: I totally agree Jerry, but wherever Kasai went, I hope he brings back presents.
Kasai comes back through the curtains with a cross and the crowd roars in excitement, knowing that the plywood cross is covered in razorblades. Kasai slides it in the ring and then goes back to Jack, who gives a stiff shot to the gut and follows it up with a chair shot across the back. He then grabs a fans thumbtack bat and slams it across the head and left upper arm of Kasai. Jack then pulls the thumbtacks out of Kasai’s forehead and then stretches the wounds with his hands. Jack then whips Kasai into the western guardrail, charges at him, but Kasai dumps him into the first row. Kasai goes for a clothesline, but Jack ducks and hits a neck breaker on the floor, goes for the cover and gets a two count.
JL: The back of Kasai’s head has to be cut open after it bounced off the floor like that.
Jack goes back to the ring and carries the razor board cross with him over to Kasai. Kasai kicks Jack in the leg and drops the board, Kasai then slams it down on Jack’s back and presses hard on it, causing cuts in Jack’s left arm and back. Kasai then rolls Jack onto his back, places the razor board on him, and hits a big senton splash, looks for the cover but gets a two count only. He then takes two chairs from the fans and stretches the razor board across them, he then looks to Suplex Jack onto it but Jack stays planted. Jack gives stiff shoulders across the back and the hits a power bomb into the razor board cutting up Kasai’s back. Jack goes for the pin but only a two count. Jack sets up two tables side by side over near a balcony, he then stacks a glass pane on top of the tables supported by chairs. Kasai comes out of nowhere and hits Jack with the razor board, he then lays out Jack underneath the glass but on the table and goes to climb the balcony.
AS: What the hell is Kasai doing?
We soon see Kasai on the balcony with the razor board and stands on the balcony. He puts on a pair of goggles, salutes and flies through the air with the razor board, crushing the glass, Jack, and the table to get the victory.
Winner: Jun Kasai
JL: Pearl Harbor splash with a razor board, through glass, through a table. I thought I would never call that.
AS: That match was absolutely insane.
JL: We still have our double main event Al.
We cut to a quick recap of Low Ki and Jason Cross’s match at “Revenge of the Sandman”
Joey Styles: It started off as just an opening contest that was so good, the fans demanded a rematch.
This cuts to a quick recap of the rematch at “Some Type of Negativity” then the TLC match at “Clouds over California.
JS: These two men have traded victories back and forth, but now we settle who is the better man inside a steel cage.
we cut back to the arena where a steel cage is set up with platforms in the corners of the cage. “Theives” by Ministry plays through the speakers as the crowd singing along to the opening words. Soon Jason Cross steps out onto the stage and stares at the cage for awhile before entering. He then goes inside and removes his trench coat before the music switches to “Rio Grande Blood” by Ministry. Low-Ki comes out onto the stage and also stares down the cage but his eyes are more focused on Cross. Ki enters the cage and stares down Cross as JB begins announcing.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a scramble cage match. In order to win, you must throw your opponent or dive onto your opponent off the 4 platforms on the top of the cage. Introducing first from, Brooklyn New York, weighing in at one-hundred and seventy pounds, he is Low-Ki!
Ki throws his fist in the air as the crowd roars.
JB: And his opponent, from Gainsville Georgia, weighing in at one-hundred and ninety one pounds, he is Jason Cross!
Scramble Cage: Low Ki vs Jason Cross
JL: Here we go Al, it’s no time we decide who the better man is.
Cross and Ki go nose to nose and then trade right hands, Ki ducks one right hand and follows it up with a spinning leg lariat. He then whips Cross off the southern ropes, leapfrogs over, and Cross hits a dropkick to Ki. He picks Ki off the mat and tosses him into the eastern wall of the cage, and then immediately presses Ki’s head against the cage. Cross walks away and Ki takes advantage with a schoolboy only getting a two count. The two get quickly up as Cross hits an arm-drag, Ki hits a Japanese arm-drag, and then dropkicks Cross causing him to fall into the south western corner. Ki goes for his signature cartwheel handspring kick in the corner but Cross catches him and just tosses him into the western cage wall. Cross then tries to escape via the same wall but Ki climbs after him and gives stiff shots in the back. Cross reaches the top of the wall but lays back in a tree of woe like position after Ki lands a vicious kick to the back. Ki then stands on top of the cage wall and lands a tree of woe double stomp on Cross from the top of the cage, sending the crowd into a “holy s**t!” chant.
AS: I can’t believe what I just saw!
The two very slowly get to their feet as Cross charges at Ki. Ki steps out of the way and then grinds Cross’s face against the eastern wall. Ki then rams Cross’s head into the northern and southern walls and then climbs up the north wall and onto the plat form. He then flies through the air with a phoenix splash but Cross moved out of the way in the knick of time. Cross slowly gets up and stomps away on Ki, Cross then scales the eastern wall and steps onto the platform, Ki climbs after him and the two begin to brawl up there. Ki looks for an avalanche Ki Krusher but Cross pushes him off down to the mat. The crowd roars as Cross looks around and flies through the air with his signature Shooting Star Leg Drop but Ki moves out of the way and both men are down.
JL: Just the sheer thought of diving off the cage to win is scary. These two men have to kill each other in order to win this.
AS: Try getting an acrophobic person in this match, they’d be scared s**tless
The two slowly start moving as Ki gets to his feet and scales the south wall and onto the platform, Cross goes after him and the two begin brawling on the south western platform. Ki then locks in a Dragon Sleeper as the crowd cheers. Cross fights out of it as he pushes Ki off the ledge, Cross then instintcly hits the shooting star leg drop onto Ki for the victory.
Winner: Jason Cross
JL: Jason Cross has proved tonight that he is the better man, after two months of battling.
Cross slowly gets to his feet as well as Ki. The two look at each other and Cross extends his hand, and Low-Ki finally accepts and shows respect to Cross, and then proceeds to raise his hand in victory. We then cut to a promo recapping the Samoa Joe and Takeshi Morishima feud, and before you know it we’re back in the arena where the Godzilla theme is playing, this quickly cuts to “Gothic Stone” then “The Well of Souls” by Candlemass and out from the curtains comes Samoa Joe. The crowd is silent in respect, for they know that is is going to be a match for the ages. Out of nowhere the champ Takeshi Morishima comes out and attacks Joe and the match begins.
2FW Universal Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe
AS: And they’re not gonna wait!
Morishima and Joe trade left and rights on the northern side of the ring and referee Bryce Rumsberg attempts to get them in the cage but they both instead throw Bryce into it and then toss him into the front row.
JL: And apparently they don’t need a referee either!
Morishima attempts to slam Joe’s head into the cage but Joe stops, gives an elbow to the gut and then slams Morishima’s head into the steel. Joe then gives stiff right hands to make Morishima bleed, Joe then rips off the metal plating from the guard rail and slams it over Morishima’s head, He then tosses both the plating and Morishima into the ring and looks for the pin but a new referee has to rush down into the cage but by that time Morishima has already kicked out. Joe places the metal plating in the north western corner and Morishima lands a stiff forearm across the back, he then goes to power bomb Joe into the plating, but Joe escapes and supelx’s Morishima into the northern cage wall. He then proceeds to grind Morishima’s face against the wall causing him to bleed.
AS: Morishima is now a bloody mess. These two are just in an all out war! It’s like Japan went to war with Samoa!
Joe picks Morishima off the mat and goes for a German suplex onto the metal plating, but Morishima keeps his feet planted and lands some stiff elbows, Morishima then runs off the eastern ropes, ducks a clothesline from Joe, and hits a huge clothesline of his own knocking the wind out of one another. Morishima then stands over Joe and gives more stiff elbows and right hands to the head, he then grinds and presses his head against the southern cage wall. Morishima gets off as Joe slowly rises to his feet, both men are no covered in each others blood as Joe gives a stiff right elbow to Morishima, who then fires back with the same. Joe goes fro a roaring elbow but Morishima ducks and slams Joe head first on the metal plating with his signature back drop suplex. Morishima covers him but only gets a two count.
JL: This match Al is going to go down in history as one of 2FW’s best matches.
The two slowly get up off the mat and out of nowhere Joe locks on a rear naked choke. He chokes Morishima to the count of two and then they both rise to their feet. Joe wisely hits a rear naked choke suplex, hooks the leg, and gets only a two count. Joe and Morishima get to their feet as Joe bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a running enzugiri. He once again hooks the leg but again gets a two count. Morishima gets to his feet and tells Joe to try again, Joe then bounces off the western ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Morishima catches it and lands a sickening Uranage on Joe. He hooks the leg but only gets a two count. Morishima then scales the northern wall and goes to the north western platform from the previous match. Joe eventually catches up to him, as the two trade left and rights. Joe gets the advantage with an insanely stiff right hand, then pulls out an Avalanche Muscle Buster off the top rope knocking the wind out of both of them.
AS: Top Rope Muscle Buster! This could be it! Will Joe capitalize on the situation before it’s too late!?
Joe slowly crawls over and places his hand across Morishima’s chest, but amazingly it’s only a two count. Joe looks at ref declaring it was three, Joe can’t believe it and neither can the audience.
JL: What does Samoa Joe have to do to put Morishima away!?
Joe lifts Morishima off the mat, but Morishima throws stiff left and rights out of nowhere, he then whips Joe off the western ropes and hits a Yakuza kick but quickly drops to his knees due to fatigue. Morishima covers him but it’s only a two count. Morishima then scales the eastern cage wall, and as soon as he’s about to make it over, Joe comes and locks on a rear naked choke. Morishima refuses to go down but the two eventually fall with Joe keeping on the rear naked choke. The ref raises Morishima’s hand three times and he is out cold, giving the match to Joe.
Winner: Samoa Joe
AS: You have to give Samoa Joe credit in this match, he sacrificed everything to come this far in 2FW.
JL: These two pushed each other to the limit, like every other match here tonight in 2FW.
All the boys from the back come down to the ring applauding both Joe and Morishima. Joe raises his belt and hand in glory as Morishima gets to his feet and is handed a microphone. He then cuts a promo in broken English.
TM: Joe, you are great a competitor. We had three phenomenal matches, and you took me to the limit every time, and I thank you for that. You deserve the title and victory tonight, but remember, 2FW must remember, that although I’m going home to Japan, I’m not afraid to come back for the title and challenge you or anyone again.
Morishima lays down the mic as fans chant his name and “2FW!” He also raises Joe’s hand in victory as we take a still image of it with the crowd still chanting. A text appears underneath saying “See you at Simple Survival” This then fades to a recap of the show set to “Smack” by From Zero and the show closes.
Full Force Wrestling
Date: April 14th 2012
Location: Cobb County Civic Center, Cobb County Georgia
Primitve
Theme: “Smack” by From Zero
Scheduled Matches For This Evening:
C.M. Punk vs William Regal
6 Man Tag: Jay Lethal, Matt Sydal, & Mike Quackenbush vs Flip Kendrick, Jody Fleisch, & Sonjay Dutt
Fans Bring The Weapons Vicious Vixens Championship: LuFisto© vs Mickie Knuckles
Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Shane Helms©
Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0 vs Youthanazia
Fans Bring The Weapons Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack© vs Masato Tanaka
Scramble Cage: Low Ki vs Jason Cross
Cage Match, Universal Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe
The show opens with a “Don’t Try This At Home” Warning, which cuts to last month at Clouds Over California, where William Regal made a surprise return in a tag team match between Sydal, Quackenbush, Kendrick, and Lethal. The clip shows Regal coming through the crowd and smacking Kendrick in the back with a steel chair, costing him the match.
Al Snow: What is he doing back in this company!?
Jerry Lynn: We have a damn restraining order against him!
The clip then shows Sydal, Quackenbush, and Lethal turning their backs to the company and joining forces with William Regal. Regal as well as the others raise their hands in victory as a voice clip comes over the image.
WR: You don’t mess with the Bilderberg Group!
We fade to black but quickly come into the first episode with Wednesday Night Warfare, where Youthanazia defeated Sonjay Dutt, and Jody Fleisch, as Regal’s voice comes over the clips.
WR: We have an arsenal that we aren’t afraid to use, High Flyers, Strong Style Specialists, Submission Experts, and now we want you…
The clip fades to an in ring promo with C.M. Punk and Regal
WR: C.M. Punk
CMP: Why do you want me?
WR: You are exactly what we need in this group, an all arounder.
This fades to an in ring contract signing with Regal and Punk with the rest of Regal’s crew surrounding himself and Punk.
WR: What do you say Punk?
CMP:…I Accept!
Regal is in shock as well as the crowd as Punk signs the contract. The two then get up and shake hands but when Regal turns to exit the ring, Punk rips the contract apart, and then smacks Regal across the head with a clip board, soon Regal’s group jumps on Punk. Then the Eliminators 2.0 come down to the ring for the save and clean house.
AS: Eliminators Cleaning house!
Saturn quickly grabs Regal as him and Austin Kronus hit the total elimination on him, then Punk hits the Pepsi Plunge through the desk.
CMP: Hey Regal, when I said I accept, I accepted to kicking your ass at Primitive!
We then fade to a montage of Thumbtack Jack defeating The Sandman, Cactus Jack, Terry Funk, and Atsushi Onita for his Hardcore Title. These clips then fade into Jack holding his belt up high.
TJ: There is no man, more sadistic, more hardcore, and more lethal than Thumbtack Jack!
This quickly transitions into Masato Tanaka making his debut on the third episode of Wednesday Night Warfare and beating the snot out of Thumbtack Jack. Smashing chairs over his head, fighting in the crowd, and even does a tribute to Mike Awesome by Power bombing a blood drenched Jack through a table off the top rope. Tanaka then holds Jacks Belt above his head.
MT: Thumbtack Jack, I want your title!
We then show a quick recap of the feud between Jason Cross and Low Ki, as well as Samoa Joe and Takeshi Morishima’s before we cut to our PPV Intro, set to “Smack” by From Zero
Voice Over: And Now, Full Force Wrestling, Monstercore Films, and The Homebox Office Network present: 2FW’S “PRIMITIVE”
We cut to a sold out, Jam packed crowd inside the Cobb County Civic Center, screaming their heads off, waving their signs all over the place, and also chanting “2FW!”. Soon Jerry Lynn’s voice comes over the scene of the crowd and we soon cut to the commentators table.
JL: Welcome everyone to 2FW’s “Primitive” live from Cobb County, Georgia’s Civic Center! Only on the Home Box Office network, and internet Pay-Per View! I’m Jerry Lynn!
AS: And I’m Al Snow!
JL: Al what match are you looking forward to seeing tonight?
AS: Well I know everyone is excited for the steel cage main event, and all the matches on the card sound great but I am really looking forward to the high flying six man tag, that is going to be great. We will definitely see tag team moves that have never been done before.
JL: I couldn’t agree more with you Al, let’s head down to ringside for our opening contest.
”Villain” by Jim Johnston comes over the speakers as the crowd boos and Regal steps from behind the curtains, sporting an expensive robe. As he walks down the ramp, he gets his face into the camera and begins to speak.
WR: C.M. Punk! You will become a Bilderberg! I promise you that!
Regal continues to walk down to the ring, he climbs up the steps and wipes his feet before entering as the crowd continues to boo. He then takes off his robe and awaits in a corner as “Shari Vegas” by Coal Chamber hits the speakers and C.M. Punk comes out from the curtains to cheers from the crowd. Punk looks around as he walks down the ramp, sporting the trademark running jacket as well as basketball shorts, he also gives the fans at ringside high fives before jumping onto the apron and stepping into the ring.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Blackpool England, weighing in at two-hundred and fourty three pounds, he is the leader of The Bilderberg Group, he is William Regal!
The crowd boos as Regal eyes down Punk in anger.
JB: And his opponent, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at two-hundred and eighteen pounds, he is C.M. Punk!
The crowd cheers as Punk does his signature straight edge pose and Regal charges at him, but Punk quickly side steps and gets a schoolboy on Regal, but Regal kicks out at two.
Opening contest: C.M. Punk vs William Regal
JL: Impressive schoolboy by Punk! Could’ve screwed Regal right then and there!
The two are up as Regal quickly gets the upper hand with stiff elbows to the jaw of Punk. He whips Punk off the ropes but pulls him back, looking for a Russian leg-sweep, but Punk quickly counters with a twisting close-range clothesline, which he calls the Pepsi Twist. Punk then hooks the leg and yet again gets a two count. Punk picks Regal off the mat, looks to whip him off the western ropes but Regal turns around and gives a stiff kick to the gut. Regal then bounces off the northern ropes and hits a big knee to the face of Punk, then bounces off the southern ropes and drops the knee on Punk, hooks the leg, and gets a one count.
AS: looks like Regal is trying to slow down the pace of C.M. Punk in this one
Regal takes Punk into the north western corner and gives a couple of chops across the chest, whips him into the opposite corner, charges after him but Punk flies over, and Regal turns around to deliver an open hand slap across the face. Regal than follows it up with a dragon suplex bridge but still a two count, Regal picks Punk off the mat and looks for a German Suplex but Punk keeps his feet planted, locks on a wrist lock and delivers kicks to the chest and stomach. Punk runs up the north eastern corner looking for a springboard arm drag, but Regal catches him and hits a slingshot blue thunder driver getting a two count.
JL: Never seen Regal pull that out of his arsenal before.
Regal quickly locks in the Regal Stretch and Punk struggles to grab the ropes but he can’t reach. Slowly but surely Punk finally grabs the eastern ropes, Regal then breaks the hold and repeatedly stomps away on Punk and then presses his neck against the ropes. Regal is forced to break the hold and gets into an argument with the ref, meanwhile Punk escapes from the ropes, turns Regal around and fires away with right hands. Punk then whips him off the western ropes, leapfrogs over Regal, and then hits a dropkick causing Regal to roll to the outside. Punk then flies over the western ropes with a cross-body, but Regal catches him and slams him against the south western ring post. Regal tosses Punk back into the ring where he then hits the Regal-Plex but yet again gets a two count.
AS: Regal is absolutely furious!
Regal gets in the ref’s face yet again, and Punk slowly rises to his feet behind him. Regal turns around to receive a stiff shot to the gut, and Punk delivers a pump-handle reverse piledriver and gets the three count.
JL: Punk-Handle Driver! And it guarantees a victory here for C.M. Punk!
Winner: C.M. Punk
Punk leaves the ring, but Regal is not done with the ref. He grabs the ref by the shirt and gives him a release Regal-Plex. He then quickly locks on the Regal Stretch but Punk makes the safe and Regal fleas the ring. Punk then helps the ref out to the back as our next match is ready to start. “It’s So Easy” by 40 Below Summer hits the speakers and out comes the Aerial Assault champion Matt Sydal, Jay Lethal, and Mike Quackenbush. The crowd erupts with Boos as they slowly walk to the ring, they soon step into the ring and show off their arrogance with rude taunts towards the crowd as well as Jeremy Borash. Soon “Smothered” by Spineshank plays through the arena as Flip Kendrick, Sonjay Dutt, and Jody Fleisch step out from the curtains. They run around ringside giving fans high fives, they step into the ring and await for JB’s announcement.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a six-man tag match for the Ariel Assault Championship. In Order for the title to change hands, Flip Kendrick must Pin Matt Sydal. Introducing first, they are representing The Bilderberg Group, the team of Aerial Assault Champion Matt Sydal, “The Nature Kid” Jay Lethal, and “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush! And their oppo-
6-Man Tag: Matt Sydal, Jay Lethal, & Mike Quackenbush vs Flip Kendrick, Jody Fleisch, & Sonjay Dutt
JB is interrupted as Sydal, Leathal, and Quackenbush all gang up on Fleisch, Dutt, and Kendrick in the corner. They whip Kendrick, Dutt, and Fleisch off the eastern ropes, looking for a big back body drop but they all receive kicks in the shoulders. DFK (Dutt, Fleisch, Kendrick) bounce off the western ropes and connect with big dropkicks sending SLQ (Sydal Lethal Quackenbush) to the outside on the eastern side of the ring. DFK then bounce off the western ropes again and fly over the east connecting with corkscrew plancha’s to the outside. Dutt and Fleisch take on Lethal and Quackenbush as Kendrick takes on Sydal in the ring. Kendrick climbs the south eastern turnbuckle, flies into the air and receives a dropkick into the gut by Sydal, Sydal quickly covers him but only gets a one count. He then props Kendrick up in the south eastern corner as Dutt slides into the ring, Sydal backs up and connects with running knees into the Chest of Kendrick, rolls backwards into Dutt which immediately goes into a Wheelbarrow position, Kendrick then comes out of the corner and connects with a lung-blower followed by Dutt hitting a wheelbarrow suplex on Sydal.
AS: Excellent teamwork by Kendrick and Dutt!
Kendrick then lifts Sydal off the matt and positions him in a Gory Neck-breaker, Dutt then springboards from the eastern apron connecting a double stomp, Lethal and Quackenbush also get into the ring in time as Dutt flies off from the double stomp and nails a dropkick on the two. Fleisch then comes in and connects with a slingshot front flip onto Sydal, and then connects a pair of clotheslines to Lethal and Quackenbush while Kendrick hits a spinning Gory Neck-Breaker. Kendrick and Dutt go into their corner as Fleisch goes to work on Quackenbush, Quackenbush lands a chop to Fleisch and whips him off the western ropes, Fleisch hits an arm drag, Quackenbush follows with an arm drag as well, Fleisch gets up quick and hits the ropes connecting with a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors, he looks get something off the rebound but Quackenbush stops him with sickening chops across the chest. Quackenbush then quickly locks on a Muta lock, which then Lethal gets in the ring, hits the western ropes, and connects with a dropkick to the face of Fleisch.
JL: That was sick! His jaw is probably broken!
AS: Well Flip Kendrick received a broken face last month.
Lethal then stands on the western apron as Quackenbush hits a suplex, Lethal than follows it up with a slingshot leg-drop across the chest of Fleisch and gets only a two count. Lethal whips Fleisch off the western ropes but Fleisch turns around, gives a boot to the gut, and springboards off the northern ropes with a moonsault double knee stomp to the shoulders of Lethal. He covers him but gets a two count. Fleisch Lays Lethal over the middle rope to the southern set, Dutt jumps into the ring, Fleisch hits a tiger feint kick and Dutt connects with a dropkick to the back of the head. Dutt then lifts lethal in an elevated cradle neck-breaker position, and Fleisch springboards off the southern ropes hitting the double stomp, resulting in a spike Indian Summer. Dutt looks for the pin but still only a two count.
JL: Spike Indian Summer! This is the first time it’s ever been done! Only here in 2FW!
Dutt lays Lethal out in the center of the ring and climbs the south eastern turnbuckle where his partners are. He sores through the air looking for his moonsault double stomp, but Lethal rolls out of the way, Dutt then makes the mistake of turning around only to receive a big boot from Matt Sydal. Sydal then knocks Kendrick and Fleisch off the apron with elbows and looks to hit his signature “Here We Go” Driver. Sydal locks Dutt up for it, but Kendrick comes out of nowhere off the top rope and hits a double stomp to Sydal. He then knocks Lethal and Quackenbush off the apron, Dutt and Fleisch then bounce off the eastern ropes and fly over the west with somersault planchas. Kendrick then hits a backbreaker rack into a neck-breaker in the center of the ring, then scales the north western turnbuckles. He soon takes flight into the air and landing on Sydal with a flaming star splash, gaining his team the victory and himself the title.
Winners: Sonjay Dutt, Flip Kendrick, and Jody Fleisch
AS: What an amazing match up!
JL: Flip Kendrick has finally received the title that he so rightfully deserves. Let’s take a look at some replays.
AS: I personally think that the spinning gory neck-breaker was the best triple team move of the night.
A series of black and white clips recap the feud between LuFisto and Mickie Knuckles, from jumping each other backstage to physical contests on Wednesday Night Warfare. We come back from the clips to see that there are panes of glass placed in the north eastern and south western corners of the ring. Each rope also has light tubes taped to it and there are also fan-made weapons on tables at ringside. “Rebel Meets Rebel” by David Allen Coe & Pantera plays through the speakers and Mickie Knuckles steps out from behind the curtains. The Champ Lufisto gangs up on her from behind and the match begins.
Fans Bring The Weapons: Lufisto© vs Mickie Knuckles
JL: Here we go Al. First in 2FW history, a woman’s Fans Bring The Weapons match.
The two trade stiff right hands back and forth infront of a table filled with fan-made weapons on the western side of the ring. Knuckles gives a stiff shot to the gut and whips Lufisto into the guardrail. She then grabs a water-jug on a stick and cracks it over the head of the champ, echoing throughout the arena. Knuckles swings her leg, looking for a kick to the chest but Lufisto moves out of the way and Knuckles gets caught on the guardrail. Lufisto than grabs a package of light tubes off from the table and shatters it over the back of Knuckles. The two then brawl through the crowd, Knuckles gets an advantage by hitting a release German Suplex onto the hardwood floor.
AS: That floor has no protective padding and can literally mess up your back. Her back has got to be broken.
Knuckles then slams a fans chair across the back of Lufisto. She then drags the champ by the hair towards a room, we switch camera angles to show that Knuckles dragged Lufisto to a balcony. Knuckles then looks to throw Lufisto off the balcony but Lufisto hangs on to the safety railing, Lufisto follows it up with a stiff elbow and looks to Suplex Knuckles off but she also hangs on to the safety railing. The two trade shots on the esge of the balcony, Lufisto gives an elbow to the chest and nails a cut-throat Russian leg-sweep from the balcony onto a stack of tables below.
JL: Oh my god these two want to kill each other!
Slowly but Surely the two crawl from the wreckage Lufisto is the first to her feet and Delivers a stiff kick to the ribs. She then grabs a fans chair and smashes it over the head of Knuckles. Lufisto tosses Knuckles back over the guardrail and then rams her head into the ring post, tosses her back into the ring, and grabs some weapons from ringside. Lufisto grabs a VCR but Knuckles gives a shot to the gut, grabs the VCR and bounces it off the head of Lufisto, she then grabs scissors and stabs Lufisto in the forehead cutting her open. Lufisto crawls near the south western corner in-front of the glass pane, Knuckles charges at her, but Lufisto side steps and Knuckles stops herself. Lufisto gives a superkick but Knuckles is still standing, Lufisto looks for a clothesline but Knuckles side steps and Lufisto stops herself. Knuckles charges at Lufisto who gives her a belly-to-belly suplex shattering the glass. Lufisto goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Lufisto quickly props Knuckles up in the corner and places a light tube package on her, Lufisto then bounces off the northern ropes and hits a boot-scrape destroying the light tubes, she looks for the pin but yet again gets a two count.
AS: Lufisto is looking desperately to put Mickie Knuckles away but has no clue how.
Lufisto picks Knuckles off the mat but Knuckles trips her legs, bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a big senton splash. Knuckles then grabs a thumbtack bat and smashes it over the head of a kneeling Lufisto, she then goes to the outside and grabs some chairs. She sets up the chairs in the center of the ring and lays the glass pane from the north eastern corner between them. She then sprays lighter fluid all over the glass pane and looks to light it, but Lufisto comes alive and nails a thumbtack bat shot to the back of Knuckles. Lufisto then lights the glass pane on fire, looks for the burning hammer but Knuckles escape, Knuckles than hits a release northern lights suplex into the flaming glass and gets a three count on Lufisto. The crowd is split between chants of “2FW!” and “Holy S**t!”
Winner: Mickie Knuckles
JL: we have a new vicious vixens champion!
AS: The backstage assaults finally paid off. I’m proud of Mickie.
Mickie holds he belt up high as Lufisto slowly rises to her feet. Lufisto turns her around and extends her hand, Mickie looks at her hand and shakes it. Lufisto raises Mickie’s hand in victory as the crowd applauds both of them. We then cut to a clip of Shane Helms hitting the vertebreaker on X-Pac two months ago at “Some Type of Negativity”
Joey Styles: It was two months ago, in a impressive twelve man gauntlet match to crown 2FW’s first ever Puroresu Champion. Shane Helms, the self proclaimed “Sensation of Innovation” took home the gold on that night.
This fades to Kaos debuting on the first episode of Wednesday Night Warfare, his 2FW entrance fades to clips of him as the TV Champion of Xtreme Pro Wrestling.
JS: Kaos, “The Rock Superstar” held the Xtreme Pro Wrestling Television championship for over a year, he has an arsenal of moves that he isn’t afraid to use.
These clips fade to a side by side comparison of Kaos and Shane Helms.
JS: One of these contenders will walk away with the Puroresu Championship tonight. Will it be the Champion Shane Helms? Or will it be “The Rock Superstar” Kaos?
We fade back to the arena where “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill hits the speakers and out onto the ramp comes Kaos. He casually walks down to the ring and rolls right in with the crowd behind him. The song switches to “Fire Storm A” by Jim Johnston and Shane Helms walks out of the curtains and pretty much does the same.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Full Force Wrestling Puroresu Championship. The rules for defending the title are as follows, each wrestler is subjected to three rope breaks for both pinfall and submission. Once a wrestler has used all of them submission and pin attempts under or the ropes are legal. There are no closed fist punches to the face allowed, closed punches to other body parts are legal. Also a wrestler is subjected to a twenty count when they step out to the ring floor.
AS: That was a mouth full.
JB: Introducing first the challenger, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, he is “The Rock Superstar” Kaos!
The crowd cheers as some fans throw streamers into the ring.
JL: The thirty-three year old, eighteen years of experience looks to capture the gold tonight.
AS: Might I add that he started wrestling at the age of fourteen.\
JB: And his opponent, from Smithefeild North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, he is the defending 2FW Puroresu Champion he is “The Sensation of Innovation” he is Shane Helms!
Fans throw a ton of streamers into the ring as Helms hands the belt to the ref who then holds it up high and calls for the match to start.
2FW Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Shane Helms©
AS: Shane Helms has about twenty-one years as a pro in the sport of wrestling. He also doesn’t call himself “The Sensation of Innovation” for nothing.
Kaos and Helms circle each other and engage in a lockup. The two back up against the northern ropes and are forced to break the hold. The two lock up again and Kaos gets an advantage with a side headlock, Helms looks to push Kaos off the northern ropes but Kaos keeps the headlock on tight. Helms then pushes Kaos off the eastern ropes and lands a big dropkick, causing Kaos to roll to the outside. Helms bounces off the northern ropes and looks fro a dropkick between the middle and bottom rope, Helms hangs on as Kaos moves out of the way and kicks Helms across the back. Kaos then follows it up with an Arabian press onto Helms and the crowd begins to pound on the metal plating of the guardrails. Kaos then tosses Helms back into the ring, makes a quick cover and helms uses a rope break.
JL: For those keeping score at home, Shane Helms has lost one rope break.
AS: I’m more impressed with the Arabian press by Kaos.
The two get up, Helms bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Kaos, he also takes him down with a side headlock takedown. Kaos then locks on the head scissors in which Helms escapes quickly from, the two are up again as Helms takes Kaos down with another side headlock takedown, this time he locks on a dragon sleeper. Kaos escapes and takes Helms down with a snapmare, locks in a chin lock, Helms spins out of it into a head-scissors on Kaos and then both men get up and stare each other down. The two then trade hammerlocks, wrist locks, headlock, and waste locks, until Helms gets the advantage with a side headlock. Kaos pushes him off the southern ropes, Leapfrogs over, slides under, and hits a hurricanrana followed by two arm drags, and out of nowhere Helms counters with a dropkick.
JL: Very intense back and forth action here.
Helms takes Kaos into the south eastern corner but Kaos instead turns the tables and places Helms in the corner. Kaos gives boots to the gut and chops across the chest, Helms turns the tables and does the same, whips Kaos out of the corner and connects with a close range clothesline. Helms then climbs the south eastern corner and lands a leg-drop, hooks the leg of Kaos, but only gets a two count. Both are up and Helms looks to hit the “Nightmare on Helms Str.” But Kaos escapes and pushes Helms into the southern ropes, ducks the clothesline and hits a big T-Bone Suplex.
AS: Kaos got some great height from that T-Bone!
Kaos seats Helms in the south western corner and gives a few boot scrapes. He then drags him out of the corner and locks on a surfboard stretch. Helms fights it off and Kaos goes for a high Texas Cloverleaf, putting pressure on the crossed legs. Kaos then attempts a Muta Lock but Helms fires with elbows to the head of Kaos, going back to the high cloverleaf.
JL: Smart strategy by Kaos here, trying to ground the high flyer but taking out the legs.
Helms locks in a headlock as the two slowly rise to their feet. Kaos lands a belly to back suplex, hooks the leg, and gets only a two count. The two get up and Helms delivers a kick to the chest, he then attempts a power bomb which Kaos counters with a DDT, hooks the leg, and gets a two count. Kaos props Helms up in the north eastern corner and sets him on the top ropes, Kaos runs from corner to corner and hits an avalanche front lung-blower. Kaos then follows it up with an overhead pump-handle slam, hooks the leg, and still gets a two count. Kaos then becomes frustrated as he picks Helms off the mat, looks for a sit out gord-buster, but Helms escapes and hits a jack-hammer slam and gets a two count. Helms gets to his feet as he picks Kaos up in a fire man’s carry, spins him off dropping him on his knee, and then follows it up with a neck-breaker. The ref then begins the ten count with both wrestlers getting up at 8. Then the two super kick each other knocking each other out again.
AS: These two are taking it to the limit, Kaos hit The Kaotic Kick as Shane Helms hit the Sugar Smack and knocked each other out.
JL: Great minds think alike.
The two get up as Helms goes for a clothesline, Kaos catches it and looks to hit the vertebreaker, but Helms reverses and hits the vertebreaker, hooks the leg, and gets the three count to retain the title.
Winner: Shane Helms
[AS: Shane Helms keeps the title in his first ever major title defense here in 2FW. Wait a minute, what’s going on in the ring?
As Helms celebrates Nova comes in through the crowd, hops over the northern guardrail and slides under the ropes. He turns Helms around and hits the air raid crash and then grabs a microphone.
N: You call yourself “The Sensation of Innovation”!? Well I’m the “Innovator Of Offense” and you just about stole very move that I have Innovated! So next month, at Simple Survival, its going to be a triple threat, “The innovator of Offense” Nova vs “The Rock Superstar” Kaos vs “The Nova Wannabe” Shane Helms all for your title Shane!
Nova slams the mic down and spits on Helms as he exits the ring.
JL: What disrespect from Nova. You’d expect someone like him to show some class.
AS: He still got an ECW pop though.
We cut to a clip of William Regal’s debut. This transitions to Austin Aries and Perry Saturn returning to save the day. This then transitions to Matt Cross and Josh Prohibition attacking Saturn and Aries from behind in the same night. We show clips of numerous attacks on The Eliminators 2.0 until we cut back to the ring. “Holocaust” by Borialis plays over the speakers as Youthanazia steps out onto the ramp and get boo’s by everyone in the audience. They slide into the ring and await for their opponents in the north eastern corner. “Elimination” by Overkill hits the speakers as the tag champs Austin Aries and Perry Saturn step out onto the stage with their belts up high. They run down to the ring, hop over the ropes, and wait for JB’s announcement.”
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the 2FW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, from Brecksville Ohio, weighing in at a combined weight of three-hundred and seventy seven pounds, they are the team of Josh Prohibition and Matt Cross they are Youthanazia!
The crowd boos as Prohibtion stands on the second rope of the corner and raises his fists.
JB: And their opponents, from Long Island New York, weighing in at a combined weight of four-hundred and thirty six pounds, they are the reigning and defending 2FW Tag Team Champions, they are Austin Aries and Perry Saturn, they are The Eliminators 2.0!
2FW Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0 vs Youthanazia
JL: There’s the opening bell Al and this one is under way!
Cross and Prohibition attack Aries and Saturn in the south eastern and western corners, they than whip them off the southern ropes, Aries and Saturn reverse the whips and go for high kicks. Cross and Prohibition slide underneath connecting with dropkicks sending Aries and Saturn to the outside of the northern side of the ring. Cross and Prohibition go for slingshot splashes but land on the apron, kick Aries and Saturn back, and hit Arabian presses on both Aries and Saturn. Prohibition tosses Saturn back into the ring as Aries and Cross take their place in opposite corners, Prohibition whips Saturn off the southern ropes and connects with a spinning wheel kick. He beats Saturn while he’s done but Saturn fights back, he whips Prohibition off the eastern ropes and nails a big drop kick on the rebound. Saturn covers him only getting a two count. Saturn rolls into his corner and in comes Aries, as the two circle each other Aries is distracted by Cross and Prohibition takes full advantage. He spins Aries around and connects with a kick to a get, followed by a double under-hook face buster.
AS: Good team work being displaced as Cross distracted Aries.
Prohibition lifts Aries off the mat and hits a scoop slam near his corner, he then tags in Cross and as Cross hits a sling shot leg drop and Prohibition hits an Arabian press. Cross sits Aries up and springboards off the southern ropes with a dropkick. He goes for a pin attempts but Saturn makes the save, Saturn goes back into the corner while Aries fights back against Cross. He whips Cross off the southern ropes and hits a spinning leg lariat, as soon as Cross is up, he hits a pump handle suplex, hooks the leg, and gets a two count only. Aries whips Cross off the southern ropes, Cross ducks the clothesline, springboards off the southern side with a moonsault, lands on his feet and drops Aries with an inverted DDT. Cross hooks the leg and gets a two count only, Cross then tags in Prohibition, but before Prohibition can capitalize, Aries takes advantage and brings him into the south western corner and tags in Saturn. They whip Prohibition into his corner, he steps out and gets caught with a pair of leg lariats, Saturn then knocks Cross off the apron.
JL: Pair of Leg Lariats! Its amazing how kick they can hit moves like that, its like as if they do it by instinct.
Saturn whips Prohibition off the eastern ropes and twists the kid inside out with a huge yet vicious clothesline. He covers Prohibition but only gets a two count, he picks him off the mat but Prohibition gives a knee to the gut and follows it up with a double under hook, over the shoulder back breaker. Cross then follows it up with a springboard leg drop, and then quickly locks on a Muta Lock, Prohibition bounces off the eastern ropes, then west, and nails a dropkick to the face of Saturn breaking his nose. Prohibition locks on a surfboard stretch and lifts Saturn up high, Cross goes up top in the north western corner and hits a shooting star elbow drop into the chest of Saturn, Prohibition goes for the cover but Aries breaks it up early. Aries then connects a brain buster and goes back into his corner, then Saturn follows it up with a shinning wizard, hooks the leg and gets a two count.
AS: To be honest, I thought I would never see Perry Saturn hit a shinning wizard before.
JL: Look at the blood just poor from his nose, I think its broken.
Saturn whips Prohibition into the north western corner, Prohibition bounces out and Saturn connects a single leg dropkick. Saturn then tosses Prohibition out onto the western side of the ring, after he catches his breath Prohibition comes back into the ring, Saturn gives a couple of stiff forearms across the shoulders and then hits a falcon arrow. Cross breaks the pin, Aries goes in and takes on Cross and pushes him out onto the northern side of the ring. Cross and Aries battle on the outside as Saturn hits an ace crusher, just as soon as Cross gets whipped into the southern guard rail. Saturn goes to the outside to help his partner but Cross fights them off, he rolls into the ring as Prohibition flies over the eastern ropes with a cross body. Prohibition sends Saturn over the southern guard rail but gets whipped into the northern one by Aries, suddenly, out of no where, Cross jumps onto the south western top rope and flies onto Saturn in the first row with a front flip.
JL: What a dive by Matt Cross!
Prohibition brings Saturn back into the ring where he then hooks the leg and gets a two count. Cross climbs the north western turnbuckle where Prohibition does the same in the opposite, Cross flies through the air with a shooting star press, and Prohibition dives with a leg drop, but they make the mistake off rolling of Saturn as he and his partner get heated and attack Cross and Prohibition. Aries sends Cross to the outside, then they prop up Prohibition, Saturn gives a kick to the gut, Aries follows with a round house kick to the head, Saturn then bounces off the southern ropes with a single leg dropkick and Aries ends the combo with a leg drop. Aries hooks the leg but two count only, he then follows it up with a suplex into a Taliban backpack, he the hits a corkscrew senton out of the south eastern corner, hooks the leg again, and a two count only. Both teams get fed up and all hell breaks loose, as Prohibition tosses Aries over the eastern ropes to the outside. Prohibition and Cross bring a table into the ring as Saturn brings in a ladder.
AS: Things are getting very heated here Jerry!
Cross and Prohibition gang up on Saturn as Prohibition bounces off the eastern ropes taking out Saturn’s legs, and Cross hits a running dropkick, looking like as if they innovated their own version of “Total Elimination.” They cover Saturn but Aries comes in and breaks up the count. Aries then slams the ladder down across the backs of Prohibition and Cross as Saturn gets to his feet and sets up the table. Aries then sets the ladder on the table and both of them climb it, Cross and Prohibition get up and pull the ladder down off the table, sending Saturn and Aries crashing to the mat. Cross and Prohibition set the ladder near the south eastern corner, Cross climbs the ropes behind the ladder as Prohibition climbs the ladder, the two then hit an assault driver/ leg drop combo off the ladder onto Aries, but Saturn breaks the count.
JL: This match is out of control!
Saturn lays some heavy forearms on Cross, but Prohibition lands some shots of his own. They whip Saturn off the southern ropes and look to toss Saturn over them, but Saturn lands to his feet. He looks for a double suplex to the outside, but Aries comes up and hits a German suplex on Cross, and Saturn drops Prohibition to the outside. Saturn comes back in and him and Aries hit the “Total Elimination” to retain their titles.
Winners: The Eliminators 2.0
AS: The Eliminators retain their titles! That was one hell of a match!
JL: That it was Al! But let’s go to a promo for our next match. The fans bring the weapons match, between Thumbtack Jack and Masato Tanaka.
The promo pretty much recaps how Thumbtack Jack obtained the hardcore championship, and shows clips of who he has defeated. Sandman at “Some Type Of Negativity,” Cactus Jack at “Clouds Over California,” Terry Funk on “Wednesday Night Warfare: Episode two” and Atsushi Onita on “Wednesday Night Warfare: Episode three.” Then we cut back to the ring where “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays over the speakers and out comes the champ himself, dressed in white. He wears a mask that has writing all over it saying “R.I.P” followed by the last person he defeated. He steps into the ring as the crowd boos and he removes the white mask, only to reveal his skeletal like face paint. He then grabs the mic and begins to speak.
TJ: Listen here everyone, the man you have waited so anxiously to see is not here tonight. It seems as if he’s a little –fake cough- sick.
”Talkin’ S**t” by Vietnom hits the speakers as a man in a pony tail comes out wearing a suit, onto the stage, also holding a microphone.
JL: It’s the boss! John Albright!
AS: We hardly ever see him on TV or PPV!
JL: And boy does he look mad.
JA: You see Jack, Tanaka was smart when he received his diagnoses, his manager called me a week before tonight and said “I’m Sorry, but Tanaka is sick, however I have a very good replacement for you.” So I asked him who it was and he told me that it was a man that you have came across numerous times Jack, in a little promotion called “Combat Zone Wrestling.” He also wrestled in Japan for “Big Japan Wrestling.” So without further or do Jack, here is your replacement, “The Crazy Monkey” himself Jun Kasai!
AS: You gotta be kidding!
”Slave to the grind” By Skid Row hits the speakers as Albright leaves and Kasai comes out holding a huge package of light tubes and rushes down to the ring.
Fans Bring The Weapons, Hardcore Championship: Thumbtack Jack© vs Jun Kasai
As soon as Kasai slides into the ring, Jack attacks him and grabs the giant light tube package and swings it but Kasai moves. Kasai gives a kick to the gut, takes the package and swings but Jack moves but as soon as he turns around, Kasai swings and smashes the whole package over Jack’s head and raises it over his head. This sends the whole crowd into a “2FW!” Chant.
JL: Oh my god!
A blood drenched Thumbtack jack crawls out of the broken and shattered pieces, staining his white clothes with the color of his blood. He pulls himself up with the northern ropes and Kasai gives stiff forearms and brutal right hands. He whips Jack off the northern ropes and hits a dropkick on the rebound, sending Jack to the outside. Kasai goes after him and grabs a chair from a fan, he smacks the chair over the back of Jack and then proceeds to stretch the gaping wound in Jack’s forehead by hand. Kasai then grabs a fans light bulb bat and smashes it across the back of Jack, then proceeds to rub the shards in his face. Kasai then goes up the entrance ramp and into the curtains.
AS: Where is Kasai going?
JL: I don’t think Jack is able to compete through this match, he staining his pants and shirt with his own blood, and its coming out of his head like a damn faucet!
AS: I totally agree Jerry, but wherever Kasai went, I hope he brings back presents.
Kasai comes back through the curtains with a cross and the crowd roars in excitement, knowing that the plywood cross is covered in razorblades. Kasai slides it in the ring and then goes back to Jack, who gives a stiff shot to the gut and follows it up with a chair shot across the back. He then grabs a fans thumbtack bat and slams it across the head and left upper arm of Kasai. Jack then pulls the thumbtacks out of Kasai’s forehead and then stretches the wounds with his hands. Jack then whips Kasai into the western guardrail, charges at him, but Kasai dumps him into the first row. Kasai goes for a clothesline, but Jack ducks and hits a neck breaker on the floor, goes for the cover and gets a two count.
JL: The back of Kasai’s head has to be cut open after it bounced off the floor like that.
Jack goes back to the ring and carries the razor board cross with him over to Kasai. Kasai kicks Jack in the leg and drops the board, Kasai then slams it down on Jack’s back and presses hard on it, causing cuts in Jack’s left arm and back. Kasai then rolls Jack onto his back, places the razor board on him, and hits a big senton splash, looks for the cover but gets a two count only. He then takes two chairs from the fans and stretches the razor board across them, he then looks to Suplex Jack onto it but Jack stays planted. Jack gives stiff shoulders across the back and the hits a power bomb into the razor board cutting up Kasai’s back. Jack goes for the pin but only a two count. Jack sets up two tables side by side over near a balcony, he then stacks a glass pane on top of the tables supported by chairs. Kasai comes out of nowhere and hits Jack with the razor board, he then lays out Jack underneath the glass but on the table and goes to climb the balcony.
AS: What the hell is Kasai doing?
We soon see Kasai on the balcony with the razor board and stands on the balcony. He puts on a pair of goggles, salutes and flies through the air with the razor board, crushing the glass, Jack, and the table to get the victory.
Winner: Jun Kasai
JL: Pearl Harbor splash with a razor board, through glass, through a table. I thought I would never call that.
AS: That match was absolutely insane.
JL: We still have our double main event Al.
We cut to a quick recap of Low Ki and Jason Cross’s match at “Revenge of the Sandman”
Joey Styles: It started off as just an opening contest that was so good, the fans demanded a rematch.
This cuts to a quick recap of the rematch at “Some Type of Negativity” then the TLC match at “Clouds over California.
JS: These two men have traded victories back and forth, but now we settle who is the better man inside a steel cage.
we cut back to the arena where a steel cage is set up with platforms in the corners of the cage. “Theives” by Ministry plays through the speakers as the crowd singing along to the opening words. Soon Jason Cross steps out onto the stage and stares at the cage for awhile before entering. He then goes inside and removes his trench coat before the music switches to “Rio Grande Blood” by Ministry. Low-Ki comes out onto the stage and also stares down the cage but his eyes are more focused on Cross. Ki enters the cage and stares down Cross as JB begins announcing.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a scramble cage match. In order to win, you must throw your opponent or dive onto your opponent off the 4 platforms on the top of the cage. Introducing first from, Brooklyn New York, weighing in at one-hundred and seventy pounds, he is Low-Ki!
Ki throws his fist in the air as the crowd roars.
JB: And his opponent, from Gainsville Georgia, weighing in at one-hundred and ninety one pounds, he is Jason Cross!
Scramble Cage: Low Ki vs Jason Cross
JL: Here we go Al, it’s no time we decide who the better man is.
Cross and Ki go nose to nose and then trade right hands, Ki ducks one right hand and follows it up with a spinning leg lariat. He then whips Cross off the southern ropes, leapfrogs over, and Cross hits a dropkick to Ki. He picks Ki off the mat and tosses him into the eastern wall of the cage, and then immediately presses Ki’s head against the cage. Cross walks away and Ki takes advantage with a schoolboy only getting a two count. The two get quickly up as Cross hits an arm-drag, Ki hits a Japanese arm-drag, and then dropkicks Cross causing him to fall into the south western corner. Ki goes for his signature cartwheel handspring kick in the corner but Cross catches him and just tosses him into the western cage wall. Cross then tries to escape via the same wall but Ki climbs after him and gives stiff shots in the back. Cross reaches the top of the wall but lays back in a tree of woe like position after Ki lands a vicious kick to the back. Ki then stands on top of the cage wall and lands a tree of woe double stomp on Cross from the top of the cage, sending the crowd into a “holy s**t!” chant.
AS: I can’t believe what I just saw!
The two very slowly get to their feet as Cross charges at Ki. Ki steps out of the way and then grinds Cross’s face against the eastern wall. Ki then rams Cross’s head into the northern and southern walls and then climbs up the north wall and onto the plat form. He then flies through the air with a phoenix splash but Cross moved out of the way in the knick of time. Cross slowly gets up and stomps away on Ki, Cross then scales the eastern wall and steps onto the platform, Ki climbs after him and the two begin to brawl up there. Ki looks for an avalanche Ki Krusher but Cross pushes him off down to the mat. The crowd roars as Cross looks around and flies through the air with his signature Shooting Star Leg Drop but Ki moves out of the way and both men are down.
JL: Just the sheer thought of diving off the cage to win is scary. These two men have to kill each other in order to win this.
AS: Try getting an acrophobic person in this match, they’d be scared s**tless
The two slowly start moving as Ki gets to his feet and scales the south wall and onto the platform, Cross goes after him and the two begin brawling on the south western platform. Ki then locks in a Dragon Sleeper as the crowd cheers. Cross fights out of it as he pushes Ki off the ledge, Cross then instintcly hits the shooting star leg drop onto Ki for the victory.
Winner: Jason Cross
JL: Jason Cross has proved tonight that he is the better man, after two months of battling.
Cross slowly gets to his feet as well as Ki. The two look at each other and Cross extends his hand, and Low-Ki finally accepts and shows respect to Cross, and then proceeds to raise his hand in victory. We then cut to a promo recapping the Samoa Joe and Takeshi Morishima feud, and before you know it we’re back in the arena where the Godzilla theme is playing, this quickly cuts to “Gothic Stone” then “The Well of Souls” by Candlemass and out from the curtains comes Samoa Joe. The crowd is silent in respect, for they know that is is going to be a match for the ages. Out of nowhere the champ Takeshi Morishima comes out and attacks Joe and the match begins.
2FW Universal Championship: Takeshi Morishima© vs Samoa Joe
AS: And they’re not gonna wait!
Morishima and Joe trade left and rights on the northern side of the ring and referee Bryce Rumsberg attempts to get them in the cage but they both instead throw Bryce into it and then toss him into the front row.
JL: And apparently they don’t need a referee either!
Morishima attempts to slam Joe’s head into the cage but Joe stops, gives an elbow to the gut and then slams Morishima’s head into the steel. Joe then gives stiff right hands to make Morishima bleed, Joe then rips off the metal plating from the guard rail and slams it over Morishima’s head, He then tosses both the plating and Morishima into the ring and looks for the pin but a new referee has to rush down into the cage but by that time Morishima has already kicked out. Joe places the metal plating in the north western corner and Morishima lands a stiff forearm across the back, he then goes to power bomb Joe into the plating, but Joe escapes and supelx’s Morishima into the northern cage wall. He then proceeds to grind Morishima’s face against the wall causing him to bleed.
AS: Morishima is now a bloody mess. These two are just in an all out war! It’s like Japan went to war with Samoa!
Joe picks Morishima off the mat and goes for a German suplex onto the metal plating, but Morishima keeps his feet planted and lands some stiff elbows, Morishima then runs off the eastern ropes, ducks a clothesline from Joe, and hits a huge clothesline of his own knocking the wind out of one another. Morishima then stands over Joe and gives more stiff elbows and right hands to the head, he then grinds and presses his head against the southern cage wall. Morishima gets off as Joe slowly rises to his feet, both men are no covered in each others blood as Joe gives a stiff right elbow to Morishima, who then fires back with the same. Joe goes fro a roaring elbow but Morishima ducks and slams Joe head first on the metal plating with his signature back drop suplex. Morishima covers him but only gets a two count.
JL: This match Al is going to go down in history as one of 2FW’s best matches.
The two slowly get up off the mat and out of nowhere Joe locks on a rear naked choke. He chokes Morishima to the count of two and then they both rise to their feet. Joe wisely hits a rear naked choke suplex, hooks the leg, and gets only a two count. Joe and Morishima get to their feet as Joe bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a running enzugiri. He once again hooks the leg but again gets a two count. Morishima gets to his feet and tells Joe to try again, Joe then bounces off the western ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Morishima catches it and lands a sickening Uranage on Joe. He hooks the leg but only gets a two count. Morishima then scales the northern wall and goes to the north western platform from the previous match. Joe eventually catches up to him, as the two trade left and rights. Joe gets the advantage with an insanely stiff right hand, then pulls out an Avalanche Muscle Buster off the top rope knocking the wind out of both of them.
AS: Top Rope Muscle Buster! This could be it! Will Joe capitalize on the situation before it’s too late!?
Joe slowly crawls over and places his hand across Morishima’s chest, but amazingly it’s only a two count. Joe looks at ref declaring it was three, Joe can’t believe it and neither can the audience.
JL: What does Samoa Joe have to do to put Morishima away!?
Joe lifts Morishima off the mat, but Morishima throws stiff left and rights out of nowhere, he then whips Joe off the western ropes and hits a Yakuza kick but quickly drops to his knees due to fatigue. Morishima covers him but it’s only a two count. Morishima then scales the eastern cage wall, and as soon as he’s about to make it over, Joe comes and locks on a rear naked choke. Morishima refuses to go down but the two eventually fall with Joe keeping on the rear naked choke. The ref raises Morishima’s hand three times and he is out cold, giving the match to Joe.
Winner: Samoa Joe
AS: You have to give Samoa Joe credit in this match, he sacrificed everything to come this far in 2FW.
JL: These two pushed each other to the limit, like every other match here tonight in 2FW.
All the boys from the back come down to the ring applauding both Joe and Morishima. Joe raises his belt and hand in glory as Morishima gets to his feet and is handed a microphone. He then cuts a promo in broken English.
TM: Joe, you are great a competitor. We had three phenomenal matches, and you took me to the limit every time, and I thank you for that. You deserve the title and victory tonight, but remember, 2FW must remember, that although I’m going home to Japan, I’m not afraid to come back for the title and challenge you or anyone again.
Morishima lays down the mic as fans chant his name and “2FW!” He also raises Joe’s hand in victory as we take a still image of it with the crowd still chanting. A text appears underneath saying “See you at Simple Survival” This then fades to a recap of the show set to “Smack” by From Zero and the show closes.
