Post by Justin Sanity on May 10, 2012 22:28:11 GMT -5
2FW
Full Force Wrestling
Date: May 12th 2012
Location: Lake Front Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Simple Survival
Theme: ”Lifer” by Down
Scheduled Matches for this evening:
A live performance by New Orleans based band: Down
Delirious vs Colt Cabana
Puroresu Title Shot: Chris Hero vs Kenta
Frightmare vs Dragon Kid
3-way dance Puroresu Championship: Shane Helms© vs Kaos vs Nova
Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0© vs The Young Bucks
Main Event: 14 Man Scramble cage
The show opens with a don’t try this at home warning, which then fades to a jam packed sold out crowd in New Orleans with Jeremy Borash in the ring, as the crowd chants “2FW!”
JB: Welcome everyone to 2FW’s “Simple Survival” live from New Orleans Louisiana! Please welcome our musical guest from New Orleans, they are going to be playing the theme to Simple Survival “Lifer.” Ladies and gentlemen give it up to Down!
Down plays for four and a half minutes and singer Phil Anselmo thanks the fans. They soon take their seats in the front row of the northern side of the ring as “Hybrid Stigmata” By Dimmu Borgir hits the speakers and out comes Delirious.
Jerry Lynn: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to 2FW’s “Simple Survival” I’m Jerry Lynn.
Al Snow: and I’m Al Snow
JL: As you saw before the opening performance by Down, Tonight is going to be a good night.
”Cabanarama” by Kid Russell hits the speakers and Colt Cabana steps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring as JB is getting ready to announce.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen your opening contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the Edge of Sanity, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty nine pounds, he is Delirious! And his opponent, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty three pounds, he is the current NWA World Heavyweight Champion, he is Colt Cabana!
AS: I think he’s lucky his title isn’t on the line.
Opening Contest: Delirious vs Colt Cabana
The bell sounds as the two circle one another and go into a quick collar and elbow tie up. Delirious escapes and nails a forearm across the shoulders, he then grinds Cabana’s face on the rope of the southern side of the ring and goes into the south eastern corner. Delirious stands on the second rope and hammers away with punches, but Cabana grabs Delirious in a power bomb and lands a power bomb lung blower in the center of the ring. Cabana goes for a quick cover but Delirious kicks out on two, Cabana then whips him off the western ropes and Delirious lands a big leaping clothesline. He then goes up the ropes in the north eastern corner and looks for the “Shadows Over Hell” but Cabana gets up, catches Delirious, and lands a choke-breaker.
JL: Choke-slam into a backbreaker by Colt Cabana nicely done.
Cabana goes for the cover but gets only a two count. Cabana takes Delirious into the north western corner and gives an elbow to the jaw. Cabana whips him out of the corner, but Delirious counters with a whip of his own. Delirious then charges at Cabana with a big clothesline in the south eastern corner and gives ten continuous clotheslines. Cabana then seats himself in the corner as Delirious starts running around and beating his chest.
AS: He just hit the never ending story, he could be setting up for the panic attack!
Delirious dances to the opposite corner and then charges with a knee to Cabana’s face with such force, Delirious slides between the ropes and stands on the outside. Delirious goes back in and covers Cabana but gets only a two count. He looks to pick Cabana off the mat but Cabana takes out his legs and locks Delirious in an inverted cloverleaf. Delirious then struggles to get to the ropes.
JL: He calls that the Canadian Bacon Leaf! Will Delirious give in!?
Delirious struggles but eventually grabs the bottom western rope. Cabana breaks the hold as Delirious slowly gets to his feet, as soon as he does, Cabana gives a kick to the gut and looks for the Colt 45. Delirious wiggles free and takes out the knees of Cabana. He bounces off the western ropes and hits a shinning wizard, he gets up quick and looks to hit the Chemical Imbalance II and he does as soon as Cabana gets up and Delirious gets the three count.
Winner: Delirious
AS: A great opening match, and Cabana is definitely lucky that his title was not on the line.
JL: You are absolutely right Al. Cabana is indeed in shock after that one, but he should be thankful he didn’t lose his title.
A title card comes up with a steel cage as the background with photos of all the participants in the main event.
AS: Still coming up ladies and gentlemen a fourteen man scramble cage match main event! The winner gets a pay raise as well as a well deserved title shot.
JL: Also the high flying tag team match of the century! The Eliminators 2.0 defend their titles against the young bucks!
We cut back to the ring where a guitar driven remix of the super man theme plays over the speakers. Chris Hero steps out onto the stage and walks down the ramp, into the ring where he awaits the arrival of his opponent. Then “Jump Around” by House of Pain hits the speakers and out comes Kenta. Who soon walks down the ramp and into the ring as well.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a number one contenders match for the 2FW Puroresu Championship. Introducing first, from Metropolis, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, he is Chris Hero! And his opponent, from Soka Japan, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty pounds, he is Kenta Kobayashi!
Puroresu Title Shot: Chris Hero vs Kenta Kobayashi
The bell sounds, as the two get into a knuckle lock and suddenly go into armature wrestling. After some quick sprawling the two are up and circle one another, the two engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Hero locks on a wrist lock, Kenta rolls back, Kips up, and Axe kicks Hero’s hands to break the hold. Kenta then follows it up with kicks to the chest, whips hero off the northern ropes, and hits a big spinning leg lariat. Kenta picks Hero off the mat who gives a stiff elbow to the jaw, he then whips Hero off the southern ropes once more, but Hero counters with a whip and a kick to the gut. He then follows it up with a Cravate Leg Sweep, covers, him, but only gets a one count. He picks Kenta off the mat and hits a Cravate buster, but Kenta is still standing. Hero then bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a flipping neck-breaker. He then goes to the top rope of the north eastern turnbuckle and soars through the air for a double stomp. Kenta gets up and catches Hero when he lands and hits a big t-bone suplex. Kenta goes for the cover but it’s a two count.
AS: A nice t-bone to go with a nice counter. Hey Jerry go get me a t-bone steak would ya?
JL: You’re funny Al, ever think about doing comedy.
AS:…Occasionally.
Kenta then proceeds to kick a kneeling Hero in the chest. He bounces off the northern ropes and goes for a shinning wizard, but Hero catches the legs and hits a dead lift power bomb pin, resulting in a two count. Hero stands to his feet as he slowly waits for Kenta to as well, he then bounces off the eastern ropes, looking a blind side elbow, but Kenta ducks and hits a sickening kick to the abdomen. Kenta then bounces off the western ropes and hits the signature jumping High knee, hooks the leg of Hero and only gets a two count. He picks Hero off the mat and Hero hits a jaw shattering elbow, He bounces off the northern ropes and hits a rolling elbow but Kenta drops to one knee. Hero then stomps Kenta on the back of the head, and hits another roaring elbow almost knocking him out. Hero covers him and gets a near fall. Hero lifts him off the mat and goes for a neck breaker, but instead hits another roaring elbow, he then waits for Kenta to rise to his feet, and as soon as he does Hero hits the signature elevated Hero’s Welcome, hooks the leg and its still a two count.
JL: What does Hero need to do to put Kenta away in this match!? Kenta refuses to stay down!
Hero lifts Kenta and looks to hit another Hero’s Welcome. But Kenta manages to land a few head kicks to release the hold. Kenta than hits a sound barrier breaking standing head kick, bounces off the southern ropes and hits the signature jumping high knee once again, knocking the wind out of both men. The crowd causes the two to slowly get up and Kenta hits the first strikes with stiff kicks to the legs, and then follows it up with a go to sleep. He hooks the leg and gets a two count, he waits in the north western corner for Hero to rise to his feet and as soon as he does he steals a page from Hero’s play book and hits a rolling big boot. Followed immediately by an inverted go to sleep for the three count.
Winner: Kenta Kobayashi
AS: Big win here for Kenta tonight! He will get his shot next month at night three of “Blood Cuts and Glory”
Kenta and Hero both leave the ring at different times with fans showing both of them respect. Steve Corino’s theme then hits the speakers
AS: But this isn’t the main event.
JL: Yeah what gives?
Corino steps out from the curtain, walks down the ramp, and walks around to the northern side of the ring.
AS: Looks like Corino’s got the stick
SC: New Orleans Louisiana is a dying whore! Let me tell you why New Orleans, you have the most disgusting and ugliest people, I’ve ever seen! Your food tastes like oil, thanks British Petroleum, and you have god awful musical talents, much like these pieces of crap right here!
As the crowd boos, he walks over to the band Down and starts to shoot on them.
SC: What’s your name scumbag!?
Phil Anselmo: Philip H. Anselmo.
SC: Let me tell you something Phillip. You are nothing more than a skin head punk, who writes god awful garbage you people call music! I hope the next Down record you write, goes down the damn drain!
PA: You do realize that I used to sing in a little band known as Pantera correct? We used to be a big metal band.
SC: Yeah and that band was god awful too! Face the facts Phil, your music is terrible, and you’re a skinhead coward who’s a heroin junkie! If you died instead of your former band mate Darrell, I bet you any money he would’ve pissed all over your grave!
Phil gets fed up with Corino’s remarks and throws his beer in his face, and you can see the expression of anger on his face.
SC: -laughing- I knew you were a coward Phil! A man doesn’t throw his beer in another man’s face when he’s angry! By the way, since your band is called Down, how about you go down on this!
Corino makes a rude gesture and Phil has had enough, as he hops over the guardrail and punches Corino square in the face. Corino then gives a super kick to Anselmo and stomps away on him, as the other members of Down try to go after him. Soon security breaks up the fight and Corino is sent to the back. Then “Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls” by White Zombie plays over the speakers as Frightmare jumps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp into the ring just as Dragon Kid’s signature theme blasts through out the arena.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the edge of sanity, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty pounds, he is Frightmare! And his opponent, from Aichi Japan, weighing in at one-hundred and fifty four pounds, he is Dragon Kid!
Frightmare vs Dragon Kid
The bell sounds as Dragon Kid and Frightmare circle each other, like two bulls about to ram horns. Frightmare gets the advantage with kicks to the leg of Dragon Kid, followed by chops across the chest. Frightmare whips him off the northern ropes and drops down, while Dragon Kid flips overhead. Dragon Kid bounces off the southern ropes and hits a wheelbarrow arm drag, and the two get up instantly as Frightmare hits a big running dropkick. Frightmare lifts Dragon Kid off the mat and brings him into the north eastern corner whipping him into the opposite, Frightmare then brings out a new moves with a space flying double knees to the chest in mid cartwheel. Frightmare then instantly takes Dragon Kid over with a head scissors, the two get back up as Dragon Kid hits a double rotation tornado head scissors sending Frightmare to the outside. Dragon kid then hits the signature “Bermuda triangle” a springboard moonsault from inside the eastern ropes to Frightmare on the outside southern ring.
JL: Both men showing an impressive high flying display!
Dragon Kid rolls Frightmare back into the ring, Frightmare gets up and dropkicks Dragon Kid as soon as he enters. Frightmare whips him off the southern ropes, but Dragon Kid turns around and gives a kick to the gut. Immediately followed by a shinning wizard, bounces off the northern ropes, Frightmare back flips from the clothesline attempt and hits a jumping neck-breaker, resulting in a one count. Frightmare bounces off the eastern ropes and jumps looking for a frankensteiner, but Dragon Kid throws him off landing to his feet. Dragon Kid then bounces off the western ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl into an octopus stretch. Frightmare refuses to tap and breaks the hold, but still holds onto the wrist as he bounces rope to rope in the north eastern corner, finishing off with an arm drag. The two get up as Dragon kid hits a Japanese arm drag, followed by Frightmare with an arm drag on his own. The two get up once more as Dragon Kid hits a dropkick on Frightmare sending him into the south eastern corner, Dragon Kid then hits a spinning wheel kick in the corner and Frightmare drops to a sitting position, Dragon Kid then hits a big dropkick to Frightmare, pulls him out, and gets a two count.
AS: This match is too difficult to call. I give up!
JL: Stop it Al.
AS: I’m Serious! They’re so damn fast!
Dragon Kid whips Frightmnare off the northern ropes, Frightmare jumps on the top rope of the south, hits a moonsault but lands in an inverted DDT position of Dragon Kid. Frightmare looks to lift kid but Dragon hits a stunner as a counter. Frightmare is still on his feet, Dragon Kid whips Frightmare off the northern ropes and Frightmare counters with a whip of his own. Dragon Kid dives between the ropes and looks to skin the cat but he can’t, Frightmare capitalizes with a springboard moonsault kneedrop, a move he calls “Frightning Kneecolepsy.” Frightmare pulls him to the center of the ring and surprisingly gets a two count.
JL: I can not come up with an explanation on how Dragon Kid survived that move.
Frightmare bounces off the western ropes and hits the rolling thunder, followed by just a regular kneecolepsy, hooks the leg and gets a two count again. Dragon Kid looks to get to a vertical base as Frightmare bounces off the eastern ropes, Dragon Kid trips the leg and Frightmare drops onto the western ropes. Dragon Kid bounces off the eastern and connects with a Tiger Feint Kick, once Frightmare gets to his feet Dragon Kid springboards off the top with a hurricanrana and gets a two count. Frightmare Pushes Dragon Kid off and Dragon Kid gets caught against the eastern ropes, Frightmare capitalizes by bouncing off the western ropes and ramming his knees to the back of Dragon Kid. Frightmare climbs the south eastern turnbuckles and looks to hit a moonsault on Dragon kid, who then moves out of the way and as soon as Frightmare lands to his feet, hits a lung blower, temporarily knocking the wind out of himself. Dragon Kid then slowly climbs the north eastern corner and hits a Dragonrana on Frightmare to get the three count.
Winner: Frightmare
AS: These two had a phenomenal match, a great high flying display by both of them.
JL: Truly a great match to add to the 2FW history book.
Dragon Kid extends his hand to Frightmare and the two shake hands and hug before cutting to black. We fade into a shot of Sabu hitting a leg drop with a chair onto Necro Butcher through a table from our first Pay per view.
Joey Styles: You saw the Necro Butcher take on Sabu.
This fades to Necro hitting a tiger driver on Supreme through a light tube bed on the outside of the ring.
JS: You also saw him take on Supreme.
This fades to a shot of Raven hitting the raven effect on Gary Wolfe in the first ever hardcore title match.
JS: You witnessed the birth of 2FW’s Hardcore division.
This fades to the sandman canning D.J. Hyde into a glass pane and table, this fades into Sandman falling off a ladder onto tables, then to Thumbtack Jack ending the careers of Atsushi Onita, Cactus Jack, and Terry Funk. Then to the victory of Jun Kasai last month.
JS: All these men have made 2FW history, but here’s the question. What if you could see memorable moments like these, for not one, not two, but three nights in a row?
A fast paced montage comes up showcasing the death match talents of Whacks, D.J. Hyde, Balls Mahoney, as well as some stars from Big Japan Wrestling.
JS: Live from Montville, New Jersey, at Garden Sk8 Skate Park, it’s Blood, Cuts, And Glory! Necro Butcher Takes on Big Japan’s Abdullah Kobayashi in a Taipei death match! ECW Alumni Balls Mahoney takes on “Spider” Nate Webb in a chairs of death match! Also Canadian Death Match Queen Lufisto takes on Yuki Miazaki in a devil’s bunk bed match. And lets not forget, The Messiah returns to wrestling as he takes on Big Japan’s Isami Kodaka in a ladders and light tubes match. Stars from Canada’s IWS will be there, such as Arsenal, Green Phantom and Kevin Steen! The winner of the tournament also goes on to face 2FW Hardcore Champion Jun Kasai! You don’t wanna miss Blood, Cuts, and Glory live on Internet Pay-Per View and HBO, from Garden Sk8 Skate Park in Montville New Jersey, Friday May 18, 19, and 20th!
We cut back to the arena where “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill is playing through the speakers. Kaos comes out onto the stage posing as usual before walking down the ramp into the ring. This cuts to a heavy metal version of “Intergalactic” by The Beastie Boys, Nova then gets a huge ECW pop and chant as he steps onto the stage. He strolls down to the ring and hugs hat guy, as he steps into the ring the song switches to “Fire Storm A” by Jim Johnston and Puroresu Champion Shane Helms steps onto the stage. He walks down to the ring and joins the other two as JB is ready for announcements.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a three way dance for the 2FW Puroresu Championship. Introducing first, from Colorado Springs Colorado, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, he is “The Rock Superstar” Kaos!
Kaos flexes as fans cheer and some of them throw streamers into the ring.
JB: And the second participant, from Toms River, New Jersey weighing in at two hundred and fourteen pounds, he is Nova!
Nova raises his fists as fans give off ECW chants as well as throw a ton of streamers into the ring.
JB: And the final participant, from Smithfeild North Carolina, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds, he is the defending 2FW Puroresu Champion, he is Shane Helms!
3-Way Dance Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Nova vs Shane Helms©
JL: Al here is yet another match that will go down in history. Technically all three of these men are innovators in some way.
AS: I agree.
The Bell sounds as all three men get closer to each other, Nova and Helms toss Kaos over the eastern ropes and start to go at it. Nova ducks a clothesline from Helms and takes out the legs, Helms flips Nova over and the two get up quick. Nova again takes Helms down by the legs and it is yet again countered. The two are up as Helms hits an arm drag, followed by Nova with an arm drag of his own causing Helms to roll outside the ring. Nova looks for a dive but Kaos trips the legs, he then scales the north eastern turnbuckle, flies off, and Helms lands a dropkick to the gut on the way down. Kaos is now on one knee and Helms takes advantage with a step up enzugiri, he lifts Kaos off the mat with a side headlock, Nova is up and lands a dropkick on Helms sending both men to the south western corner behind them. Nova then bounces the two that bounced out and hits an over head belly-to-belly on both of them. Everyone is up and Kaos and Helms go at it with chops across the chest, Helms gets fed up and lands the sugar smack early on Kaos, immediately followed by an arm drag on Nova.
AS: Shane is like a house of fire tonight, he does not want to lose his title!
As Helms taughts, Nova comes up behind him and looks to hit his signature Kryptonite Krutch, an air raid siren. But Helms drops to his feet with Nova locked on an inverted DDT. Nova then hits an inverted spinning headlock elbow drop, hooks the leg, but Kaos breaks it up. Kaos grabs Nova and looks to hit a suplex onto the ropes, but Nova lands his feet on the apron, looks for a suplex onto the floor, but to no avail. Kaos lands feet first on the apron and nails a Russian Leg Sweep off and onto the floor. The two slowly get up as Helms scales the south eastern turnbuckle, once they’re up, helms hits a frog splash into a cross body on both men.
JL: What a dive by the champ!
Helms brings Nova into the ring where he chops away at his chest and whips him off the western ropes. Nova ducks the clothesline on the rebound and hits a spear on Helms. The two get up and Nova hits a sit-out lifting double under-hook face-buster on Helms, hooks the leg but Kaos comes in a breaks the count. Kaos whips Nova into the north western corner, Nova looks to hop over but Kaos catches the legs and sets him up in an electric chair drop. Nova comes up with an impressive counter and hits a reverse-rana on Kaos, hooks the leg, but Kaos grabs the bottom rope. Helms grabs Nova and whips him off the northern ropes and out of nowhere Kaos and Helms hit a double super kick on Nova. Kaos then lifts Helms in a crucifix lift and drops him into a pile-driver, hooks the leg, but only a two count. Kaos then looks to hit his signature Kaostrophe, but Helms escapes as Nova runs in and hits a tornado DDT. Nova covers him but gets a two count, he then looks for a pile-driver but Kaos hits a water wheel slam. Helms then hits a choke slam on Kaos, followed by Setting up a vertebreaker, he turns around to Nova who is scaling the north eastern turnbuckle and together hit a spike vertebreaker to eliminate Kaos.
AS: That kids neck is broken in half! Helloooooo nurse!
Nova and Helms get up and challenge one another, Nova bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a tornado head scissors on Helms. Helms then bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a running cross-body, Nova then clotheslines Helms over the eastern ropes and looks for a baseball slide, but Helms walks away and follows it up with a super kick. Helms then whips Nova into the southern guardrail, followed by the western, the two roll back into the ring where Helms kicks a kneeling Nova in the face as the fans chant “Let’s go Nova” over and over. Nova gets up as Helms looks to whip him off the northern ropes, Nova counters with a whip of his own, Helms goes for a springboard back elbow but Nova catches him and drops him with a blue thunder driver which results in a two count. The two are up as Helms goes for a right hand but Nova catches, looking for a modified angle slam, but Helms lands on his feet and hits a vertebreaker resulting in a two count.
JL: The Fans and Shane Helms are just as surprised as me and Al! How did Nova get the will to kick out of the Vertebreaker!?
Helms bounces off the eastern ropes and looks to leapfrog over Nova, but Nova has a great idea as he counters by catching Helms in Air Raid Siren position and hits a spinning Air Raid Siren to capture the gold.
Winner: Nova
AS: We Have a new 2FW Puroresu Champion Jerry! History has been made!
JL: You said it Al! This has been a fantastic night so far!
Nova and Helms eventually leave the ring as Jeremy Borash enters the ring holding a white card.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen I’ve received word from the back the Austin Aries has suddenly fallen Ill and will not be competing tonight along with Perry Saturn against the young bucks, the match has been rescheduled for the third night of “Blood Cuts and Glory.” We will now move on to the main event, please give a moment for the 2FW staff to set up the cage.
We then cut to the announcers table with Jerry and Al.
JL: Too bad Aries fell sick tonight, that was going to be one hell of a match.
AS: That it was but you know, the scramble cage is next, and it’s the match we’ve all been waiting for.
Phil Anselmo from “Down” comes into frame and shakes hands with Jerry and Al and also puts on a head set.
JL: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome special guest main event commentary from Phil Anselmo of Down! Welcome Phil.
PA: How you guys doin?
AS: We’re fine how have you and the rest of the guys from down enjoyed the show?
PA: We thought every match was great dude. Too bad we couldn’t see that other match, but you know stuff happens brother.
JL: Let me tell ya Phil. You are going to love the scramble cage tonight, fourteen guys have to jump off the top of a fifteen foot cage onto their opponents to eliminate them. If that’s not crazy to you I don’t know what is.
PA: Sounds awesome man let’s do it!
We cut back to the ring where “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus is playing over the speakers and Nate Webb jumps out of the curtains dancing down to the ring.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen this your main event of the evening and it is a scramble cage match. Introducing the first participant, from Indianapolis Indiana weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds, he is “Spider” Nate Webb!
As soon as Webb steps into the cage the song changes to “Don’t Mean a Thing” by Borialis as the Outcast Killaz step out onto the stage and down to the ring.
JB: And The Second and third Participants, they are the team of Oman Tortuga and Diablo Santiago, they are The Outcast Killaz!
The two hop into the cage and stare down Webb as if he were food. “Youth Gone Wild” by Skid Row hits the speakers as Pac hits the stage and ringside.
JB: Introducing the fourth participant. From Newcastle England weighing in at one hundred and seventy one pounds, he is Pac!
Pac makes his way into the cage by climbing up to the north eastern platform and moonsaulting off. The song switches to “Pedigree” by Twin Method and Paul E. Normus and Kevin Steen step out from the curtains.
JB: Introducing the fifth and sixth participants, they are the team of Paul E. Normus and Kevin Steen, they are Steenormus!
They step into the cage and immediately stare down Tortuga and Santiago. The song switches to “I Scream” by Down as The Briscoe Brothers step from the curtains
JB: Introducing the seventh and eighth participants they are Jay and Mark, the Briscoe Brothers!
PA: Awesome F’n Song!
The Briscoes climb over the southern wall and eye down everyone in the ring before climbing over and dropping down. The song changes to Steve Corino’s “Old School Style” theme as he steps from the curtains and walks down straight into the ring. The song then changes to “Disgusting(underscore)” by Bryan New as Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko make their way into the cage.
JB: Introducing the tenth and eleventh participants, they are the team of Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko.
The song switches to “Omen” by The Prodigy as Michael Façade comes from the curtains.
JB: Introducing the twelfth participant, he is Façade!
Façade hops into the cage as the song changes to “Live for This” By Hatebreed. Whacks steps from the curtains and into the cage and the same goes for C.M. Punk.
Main Event: 14 Man Scramble Cage.
PA: This is so damn dangerous. All I know is that I don’t want that Steve Corino guy win.
The Bell sounds as everyone starts brawling with one another. Some people attempt to climb to the platforms but are easily pulled down. Matt Bloom lifts Jay Briscoe over his head in a guerilla press and tosses him into the western wall, he then counters a discuss clothesline from Punk and German suplex’s him into Jay Briscoe. Webb, Punk, and Jay Briscoe are all tossed outside the cage door by Bloom, Tomko then tosses Façade out the door as well. Santiago is Samoan dropped by Normus and Mark Briscoe is tossed out the cage by Bloom, those on the outside begin to brawl with one another, whipping and crashing into guardrails. Everyone is thrown out of the cage leaving Bloom and Tomko to battle with Normus and Steen. Both teams begin trading right hands back and forth, Steen is thrown into the western wall by Tomko as Bloom hits a big Fisherman suplex on Normus. Normus and Steen continue to bounce off walls at the hands of Bloom and Tomko as everyone else brawls on the outside.
AS: This match is so difficult to call. Kinda like how its difficult to tell an ex-girlfriend she needs to check herself into an institution,
JL: This has nothing to do with that Al!
PA: While you two have girlfriend issues I’m gonna keep a close watch on Corino.
Normus and Steen are busted open as Tomko and Bloom hit an assisted Baldo Bomb on Normus. Steen hits a fall away power bomb on Tomko in the south eastern corner, but gets suplex into the cage by Bloom. The camera cuts away to the brawling on the outside for a few seconds, it cuts back to see Steen climbing a cage wall and standing on the south western platform on top of the cage. Steen then hits a moonsault on Bloom and Tomko to eliminate them from the match, Bloom and Tomko are furious as they begin brawling with Steen and Normus. They go to the outside as Pac and Punk go back inside the cage; chairs are thrown around at the hands of Bloom and Tomko to Steen and Normus. Meanwhile in the cage Punk power bombs Pac into the southern cage wall, The Briscoes come into the cage and hit a flipping neck-breaker spine buster combo on Punk. The outcast killers come back into the cage as Tortuga hits a big boot on Jay, and Santiago hits a clothesline on Mark. Pac charges at Tortuga and Santiago who then flip Pac out onto the floor through the cage door.
PA: That was a nasty fall.
Tortuga and Santiago look to climb up to the platforms but Webb as well as Façade put a stop to them. Webb hits a move entitled “Soylent Green” on Santiago and Façade hits a rope assisted inverted DDT on Tortuga. Façade whips Webb off the western ropes, Webb counters with a whip of his own, ducks a clothesline from Façade only to meet a jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick from Webb. He then climbs onto the north eastern platform and looks around, as if he were an eagle looking for prey. He then moonsaults off the top of the cage onto Bloom, Tomko, Normus, and Steen who are out on the floor eliminating Steen and Normus.
AS: Holy S**t!
PA: My thoughts exactly! God Damn what a dive!
Tortuga and Santiago step to their feet and go to work on Façade and Punk. Tortuga and Santiago whip the two into each other but stop themselves before impact, only to get Supelxed into opposite walls by Tortuga and Santiago. Pac takes down Santiago with a Regal-Plex and heads for the north eastern platform, as Webb looks to do the same on the opposite side, but Tortuga is holding him back. Mark Briscoe pulls Pac off the wall into an electric chair position and Jay follows up with a top rope clothesline. The two then climb to the south eastern and north eastern platforms, Pac catches up to Mark in the north east as Jay awaits for Mark, meanwhile in the ring Webb planted Tortuga with a Half Nelson transitioned into a Reverse STO, but Santiago cut off Webb’s momentum with a water wheel slam. Jay jumps off the platform with a Snuka splash but Santiago moves Tortuga out of the way.
PA: That’s a long fall boy and god damn he aint gonna get up from that.
JL: Took the words right out of my mouth Phil.
Pac and Mark Briscoe battle it out on the top of the platform as everyone huddles at the bottom. Pac amazingly hits an avalanche reverse-rana from the top to the cage, injuring his ankle as well as eliminating The Briscoes, Nate Webb, and the Outcast Killers.
AS: I can not find the right words to describe what I just saw. Lets say it looked like everyone was mowed down by a Gatling gun.
JL: That means C.M. Punk, Whacks, Steve Corino, and Façade are the only men left in this match.
Whacks lays Corino out on two tables outside the ring and begins to scale the cage onto the south western platform. Façade comes up in time and starts to brawl with Whacks, Corino then rolls off the table and begins to climb the wall onto the same platform. Façade looks for a Russian leg sweep off the platform but Corino breaks it up and Super kicks Façade down into the ring eliminating him, and does the same to Whacks, only he falls onto the tables. Punk then goes after Corino and the two begin to brawl up there for what feels like an eternity.
PA: I’ll be right back.
AS: Phil! What do you think you’re doing!? It’s dangerous down there!
The crowd roars as Phil Anselmo comes through the crowd holding a chair. He scales the cage wall with the chair and stands firm on the platform, he swings and smacks Corino across the head with it, sending the crowd into a frenzy. Punk then follows it up with a Pepsi Plunge off the cage to eliminate Corino and win the match.
Winner: C.M. Punk
JL: With Phil’s help, Punk has won the match! He gets a pay raise as well as a shot at any title he wants!
AS: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching Simple Survival, we’ll see you next week at Blood, Cuts, and Glory.
The show ends with a still frame of Punk with his fist in the air as the crowd chants “2FW!” till we fade to black closing the show.
Full Force Wrestling
Date: May 12th 2012
Location: Lake Front Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Simple Survival
Theme: ”Lifer” by Down
Scheduled Matches for this evening:
A live performance by New Orleans based band: Down
Delirious vs Colt Cabana
Puroresu Title Shot: Chris Hero vs Kenta
Frightmare vs Dragon Kid
3-way dance Puroresu Championship: Shane Helms© vs Kaos vs Nova
Tag Team Championship: Eliminators 2.0© vs The Young Bucks
Main Event: 14 Man Scramble cage
The show opens with a don’t try this at home warning, which then fades to a jam packed sold out crowd in New Orleans with Jeremy Borash in the ring, as the crowd chants “2FW!”
JB: Welcome everyone to 2FW’s “Simple Survival” live from New Orleans Louisiana! Please welcome our musical guest from New Orleans, they are going to be playing the theme to Simple Survival “Lifer.” Ladies and gentlemen give it up to Down!
Down plays for four and a half minutes and singer Phil Anselmo thanks the fans. They soon take their seats in the front row of the northern side of the ring as “Hybrid Stigmata” By Dimmu Borgir hits the speakers and out comes Delirious.
Jerry Lynn: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to 2FW’s “Simple Survival” I’m Jerry Lynn.
Al Snow: and I’m Al Snow
JL: As you saw before the opening performance by Down, Tonight is going to be a good night.
”Cabanarama” by Kid Russell hits the speakers and Colt Cabana steps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring as JB is getting ready to announce.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen your opening contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the Edge of Sanity, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty nine pounds, he is Delirious! And his opponent, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty three pounds, he is the current NWA World Heavyweight Champion, he is Colt Cabana!
AS: I think he’s lucky his title isn’t on the line.
Opening Contest: Delirious vs Colt Cabana
The bell sounds as the two circle one another and go into a quick collar and elbow tie up. Delirious escapes and nails a forearm across the shoulders, he then grinds Cabana’s face on the rope of the southern side of the ring and goes into the south eastern corner. Delirious stands on the second rope and hammers away with punches, but Cabana grabs Delirious in a power bomb and lands a power bomb lung blower in the center of the ring. Cabana goes for a quick cover but Delirious kicks out on two, Cabana then whips him off the western ropes and Delirious lands a big leaping clothesline. He then goes up the ropes in the north eastern corner and looks for the “Shadows Over Hell” but Cabana gets up, catches Delirious, and lands a choke-breaker.
JL: Choke-slam into a backbreaker by Colt Cabana nicely done.
Cabana goes for the cover but gets only a two count. Cabana takes Delirious into the north western corner and gives an elbow to the jaw. Cabana whips him out of the corner, but Delirious counters with a whip of his own. Delirious then charges at Cabana with a big clothesline in the south eastern corner and gives ten continuous clotheslines. Cabana then seats himself in the corner as Delirious starts running around and beating his chest.
AS: He just hit the never ending story, he could be setting up for the panic attack!
Delirious dances to the opposite corner and then charges with a knee to Cabana’s face with such force, Delirious slides between the ropes and stands on the outside. Delirious goes back in and covers Cabana but gets only a two count. He looks to pick Cabana off the mat but Cabana takes out his legs and locks Delirious in an inverted cloverleaf. Delirious then struggles to get to the ropes.
JL: He calls that the Canadian Bacon Leaf! Will Delirious give in!?
Delirious struggles but eventually grabs the bottom western rope. Cabana breaks the hold as Delirious slowly gets to his feet, as soon as he does, Cabana gives a kick to the gut and looks for the Colt 45. Delirious wiggles free and takes out the knees of Cabana. He bounces off the western ropes and hits a shinning wizard, he gets up quick and looks to hit the Chemical Imbalance II and he does as soon as Cabana gets up and Delirious gets the three count.
Winner: Delirious
AS: A great opening match, and Cabana is definitely lucky that his title was not on the line.
JL: You are absolutely right Al. Cabana is indeed in shock after that one, but he should be thankful he didn’t lose his title.
A title card comes up with a steel cage as the background with photos of all the participants in the main event.
AS: Still coming up ladies and gentlemen a fourteen man scramble cage match main event! The winner gets a pay raise as well as a well deserved title shot.
JL: Also the high flying tag team match of the century! The Eliminators 2.0 defend their titles against the young bucks!
We cut back to the ring where a guitar driven remix of the super man theme plays over the speakers. Chris Hero steps out onto the stage and walks down the ramp, into the ring where he awaits the arrival of his opponent. Then “Jump Around” by House of Pain hits the speakers and out comes Kenta. Who soon walks down the ramp and into the ring as well.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a number one contenders match for the 2FW Puroresu Championship. Introducing first, from Metropolis, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, he is Chris Hero! And his opponent, from Soka Japan, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty pounds, he is Kenta Kobayashi!
Puroresu Title Shot: Chris Hero vs Kenta Kobayashi
The bell sounds, as the two get into a knuckle lock and suddenly go into armature wrestling. After some quick sprawling the two are up and circle one another, the two engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Hero locks on a wrist lock, Kenta rolls back, Kips up, and Axe kicks Hero’s hands to break the hold. Kenta then follows it up with kicks to the chest, whips hero off the northern ropes, and hits a big spinning leg lariat. Kenta picks Hero off the mat who gives a stiff elbow to the jaw, he then whips Hero off the southern ropes once more, but Hero counters with a whip and a kick to the gut. He then follows it up with a Cravate Leg Sweep, covers, him, but only gets a one count. He picks Kenta off the mat and hits a Cravate buster, but Kenta is still standing. Hero then bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a flipping neck-breaker. He then goes to the top rope of the north eastern turnbuckle and soars through the air for a double stomp. Kenta gets up and catches Hero when he lands and hits a big t-bone suplex. Kenta goes for the cover but it’s a two count.
AS: A nice t-bone to go with a nice counter. Hey Jerry go get me a t-bone steak would ya?
JL: You’re funny Al, ever think about doing comedy.
AS:…Occasionally.
Kenta then proceeds to kick a kneeling Hero in the chest. He bounces off the northern ropes and goes for a shinning wizard, but Hero catches the legs and hits a dead lift power bomb pin, resulting in a two count. Hero stands to his feet as he slowly waits for Kenta to as well, he then bounces off the eastern ropes, looking a blind side elbow, but Kenta ducks and hits a sickening kick to the abdomen. Kenta then bounces off the western ropes and hits the signature jumping High knee, hooks the leg of Hero and only gets a two count. He picks Hero off the mat and Hero hits a jaw shattering elbow, He bounces off the northern ropes and hits a rolling elbow but Kenta drops to one knee. Hero then stomps Kenta on the back of the head, and hits another roaring elbow almost knocking him out. Hero covers him and gets a near fall. Hero lifts him off the mat and goes for a neck breaker, but instead hits another roaring elbow, he then waits for Kenta to rise to his feet, and as soon as he does Hero hits the signature elevated Hero’s Welcome, hooks the leg and its still a two count.
JL: What does Hero need to do to put Kenta away in this match!? Kenta refuses to stay down!
Hero lifts Kenta and looks to hit another Hero’s Welcome. But Kenta manages to land a few head kicks to release the hold. Kenta than hits a sound barrier breaking standing head kick, bounces off the southern ropes and hits the signature jumping high knee once again, knocking the wind out of both men. The crowd causes the two to slowly get up and Kenta hits the first strikes with stiff kicks to the legs, and then follows it up with a go to sleep. He hooks the leg and gets a two count, he waits in the north western corner for Hero to rise to his feet and as soon as he does he steals a page from Hero’s play book and hits a rolling big boot. Followed immediately by an inverted go to sleep for the three count.
Winner: Kenta Kobayashi
AS: Big win here for Kenta tonight! He will get his shot next month at night three of “Blood Cuts and Glory”
Kenta and Hero both leave the ring at different times with fans showing both of them respect. Steve Corino’s theme then hits the speakers
AS: But this isn’t the main event.
JL: Yeah what gives?
Corino steps out from the curtain, walks down the ramp, and walks around to the northern side of the ring.
AS: Looks like Corino’s got the stick
SC: New Orleans Louisiana is a dying whore! Let me tell you why New Orleans, you have the most disgusting and ugliest people, I’ve ever seen! Your food tastes like oil, thanks British Petroleum, and you have god awful musical talents, much like these pieces of crap right here!
As the crowd boos, he walks over to the band Down and starts to shoot on them.
SC: What’s your name scumbag!?
Phil Anselmo: Philip H. Anselmo.
SC: Let me tell you something Phillip. You are nothing more than a skin head punk, who writes god awful garbage you people call music! I hope the next Down record you write, goes down the damn drain!
PA: You do realize that I used to sing in a little band known as Pantera correct? We used to be a big metal band.
SC: Yeah and that band was god awful too! Face the facts Phil, your music is terrible, and you’re a skinhead coward who’s a heroin junkie! If you died instead of your former band mate Darrell, I bet you any money he would’ve pissed all over your grave!
Phil gets fed up with Corino’s remarks and throws his beer in his face, and you can see the expression of anger on his face.
SC: -laughing- I knew you were a coward Phil! A man doesn’t throw his beer in another man’s face when he’s angry! By the way, since your band is called Down, how about you go down on this!
Corino makes a rude gesture and Phil has had enough, as he hops over the guardrail and punches Corino square in the face. Corino then gives a super kick to Anselmo and stomps away on him, as the other members of Down try to go after him. Soon security breaks up the fight and Corino is sent to the back. Then “Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls” by White Zombie plays over the speakers as Frightmare jumps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp into the ring just as Dragon Kid’s signature theme blasts through out the arena.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the edge of sanity, weighing in at one-hundred and eighty pounds, he is Frightmare! And his opponent, from Aichi Japan, weighing in at one-hundred and fifty four pounds, he is Dragon Kid!
Frightmare vs Dragon Kid
The bell sounds as Dragon Kid and Frightmare circle each other, like two bulls about to ram horns. Frightmare gets the advantage with kicks to the leg of Dragon Kid, followed by chops across the chest. Frightmare whips him off the northern ropes and drops down, while Dragon Kid flips overhead. Dragon Kid bounces off the southern ropes and hits a wheelbarrow arm drag, and the two get up instantly as Frightmare hits a big running dropkick. Frightmare lifts Dragon Kid off the mat and brings him into the north eastern corner whipping him into the opposite, Frightmare then brings out a new moves with a space flying double knees to the chest in mid cartwheel. Frightmare then instantly takes Dragon Kid over with a head scissors, the two get back up as Dragon Kid hits a double rotation tornado head scissors sending Frightmare to the outside. Dragon kid then hits the signature “Bermuda triangle” a springboard moonsault from inside the eastern ropes to Frightmare on the outside southern ring.
JL: Both men showing an impressive high flying display!
Dragon Kid rolls Frightmare back into the ring, Frightmare gets up and dropkicks Dragon Kid as soon as he enters. Frightmare whips him off the southern ropes, but Dragon Kid turns around and gives a kick to the gut. Immediately followed by a shinning wizard, bounces off the northern ropes, Frightmare back flips from the clothesline attempt and hits a jumping neck-breaker, resulting in a one count. Frightmare bounces off the eastern ropes and jumps looking for a frankensteiner, but Dragon Kid throws him off landing to his feet. Dragon Kid then bounces off the western ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl into an octopus stretch. Frightmare refuses to tap and breaks the hold, but still holds onto the wrist as he bounces rope to rope in the north eastern corner, finishing off with an arm drag. The two get up as Dragon kid hits a Japanese arm drag, followed by Frightmare with an arm drag on his own. The two get up once more as Dragon Kid hits a dropkick on Frightmare sending him into the south eastern corner, Dragon Kid then hits a spinning wheel kick in the corner and Frightmare drops to a sitting position, Dragon Kid then hits a big dropkick to Frightmare, pulls him out, and gets a two count.
AS: This match is too difficult to call. I give up!
JL: Stop it Al.
AS: I’m Serious! They’re so damn fast!
Dragon Kid whips Frightmnare off the northern ropes, Frightmare jumps on the top rope of the south, hits a moonsault but lands in an inverted DDT position of Dragon Kid. Frightmare looks to lift kid but Dragon hits a stunner as a counter. Frightmare is still on his feet, Dragon Kid whips Frightmare off the northern ropes and Frightmare counters with a whip of his own. Dragon Kid dives between the ropes and looks to skin the cat but he can’t, Frightmare capitalizes with a springboard moonsault kneedrop, a move he calls “Frightning Kneecolepsy.” Frightmare pulls him to the center of the ring and surprisingly gets a two count.
JL: I can not come up with an explanation on how Dragon Kid survived that move.
Frightmare bounces off the western ropes and hits the rolling thunder, followed by just a regular kneecolepsy, hooks the leg and gets a two count again. Dragon Kid looks to get to a vertical base as Frightmare bounces off the eastern ropes, Dragon Kid trips the leg and Frightmare drops onto the western ropes. Dragon Kid bounces off the eastern and connects with a Tiger Feint Kick, once Frightmare gets to his feet Dragon Kid springboards off the top with a hurricanrana and gets a two count. Frightmare Pushes Dragon Kid off and Dragon Kid gets caught against the eastern ropes, Frightmare capitalizes by bouncing off the western ropes and ramming his knees to the back of Dragon Kid. Frightmare climbs the south eastern turnbuckles and looks to hit a moonsault on Dragon kid, who then moves out of the way and as soon as Frightmare lands to his feet, hits a lung blower, temporarily knocking the wind out of himself. Dragon Kid then slowly climbs the north eastern corner and hits a Dragonrana on Frightmare to get the three count.
Winner: Frightmare
AS: These two had a phenomenal match, a great high flying display by both of them.
JL: Truly a great match to add to the 2FW history book.
Dragon Kid extends his hand to Frightmare and the two shake hands and hug before cutting to black. We fade into a shot of Sabu hitting a leg drop with a chair onto Necro Butcher through a table from our first Pay per view.
Joey Styles: You saw the Necro Butcher take on Sabu.
This fades to Necro hitting a tiger driver on Supreme through a light tube bed on the outside of the ring.
JS: You also saw him take on Supreme.
This fades to a shot of Raven hitting the raven effect on Gary Wolfe in the first ever hardcore title match.
JS: You witnessed the birth of 2FW’s Hardcore division.
This fades to the sandman canning D.J. Hyde into a glass pane and table, this fades into Sandman falling off a ladder onto tables, then to Thumbtack Jack ending the careers of Atsushi Onita, Cactus Jack, and Terry Funk. Then to the victory of Jun Kasai last month.
JS: All these men have made 2FW history, but here’s the question. What if you could see memorable moments like these, for not one, not two, but three nights in a row?
A fast paced montage comes up showcasing the death match talents of Whacks, D.J. Hyde, Balls Mahoney, as well as some stars from Big Japan Wrestling.
JS: Live from Montville, New Jersey, at Garden Sk8 Skate Park, it’s Blood, Cuts, And Glory! Necro Butcher Takes on Big Japan’s Abdullah Kobayashi in a Taipei death match! ECW Alumni Balls Mahoney takes on “Spider” Nate Webb in a chairs of death match! Also Canadian Death Match Queen Lufisto takes on Yuki Miazaki in a devil’s bunk bed match. And lets not forget, The Messiah returns to wrestling as he takes on Big Japan’s Isami Kodaka in a ladders and light tubes match. Stars from Canada’s IWS will be there, such as Arsenal, Green Phantom and Kevin Steen! The winner of the tournament also goes on to face 2FW Hardcore Champion Jun Kasai! You don’t wanna miss Blood, Cuts, and Glory live on Internet Pay-Per View and HBO, from Garden Sk8 Skate Park in Montville New Jersey, Friday May 18, 19, and 20th!
We cut back to the arena where “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill is playing through the speakers. Kaos comes out onto the stage posing as usual before walking down the ramp into the ring. This cuts to a heavy metal version of “Intergalactic” by The Beastie Boys, Nova then gets a huge ECW pop and chant as he steps onto the stage. He strolls down to the ring and hugs hat guy, as he steps into the ring the song switches to “Fire Storm A” by Jim Johnston and Puroresu Champion Shane Helms steps onto the stage. He walks down to the ring and joins the other two as JB is ready for announcements.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a three way dance for the 2FW Puroresu Championship. Introducing first, from Colorado Springs Colorado, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, he is “The Rock Superstar” Kaos!
Kaos flexes as fans cheer and some of them throw streamers into the ring.
JB: And the second participant, from Toms River, New Jersey weighing in at two hundred and fourteen pounds, he is Nova!
Nova raises his fists as fans give off ECW chants as well as throw a ton of streamers into the ring.
JB: And the final participant, from Smithfeild North Carolina, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds, he is the defending 2FW Puroresu Champion, he is Shane Helms!
3-Way Dance Puroresu Championship: Kaos vs Nova vs Shane Helms©
JL: Al here is yet another match that will go down in history. Technically all three of these men are innovators in some way.
AS: I agree.
The Bell sounds as all three men get closer to each other, Nova and Helms toss Kaos over the eastern ropes and start to go at it. Nova ducks a clothesline from Helms and takes out the legs, Helms flips Nova over and the two get up quick. Nova again takes Helms down by the legs and it is yet again countered. The two are up as Helms hits an arm drag, followed by Nova with an arm drag of his own causing Helms to roll outside the ring. Nova looks for a dive but Kaos trips the legs, he then scales the north eastern turnbuckle, flies off, and Helms lands a dropkick to the gut on the way down. Kaos is now on one knee and Helms takes advantage with a step up enzugiri, he lifts Kaos off the mat with a side headlock, Nova is up and lands a dropkick on Helms sending both men to the south western corner behind them. Nova then bounces the two that bounced out and hits an over head belly-to-belly on both of them. Everyone is up and Kaos and Helms go at it with chops across the chest, Helms gets fed up and lands the sugar smack early on Kaos, immediately followed by an arm drag on Nova.
AS: Shane is like a house of fire tonight, he does not want to lose his title!
As Helms taughts, Nova comes up behind him and looks to hit his signature Kryptonite Krutch, an air raid siren. But Helms drops to his feet with Nova locked on an inverted DDT. Nova then hits an inverted spinning headlock elbow drop, hooks the leg, but Kaos breaks it up. Kaos grabs Nova and looks to hit a suplex onto the ropes, but Nova lands his feet on the apron, looks for a suplex onto the floor, but to no avail. Kaos lands feet first on the apron and nails a Russian Leg Sweep off and onto the floor. The two slowly get up as Helms scales the south eastern turnbuckle, once they’re up, helms hits a frog splash into a cross body on both men.
JL: What a dive by the champ!
Helms brings Nova into the ring where he chops away at his chest and whips him off the western ropes. Nova ducks the clothesline on the rebound and hits a spear on Helms. The two get up and Nova hits a sit-out lifting double under-hook face-buster on Helms, hooks the leg but Kaos comes in a breaks the count. Kaos whips Nova into the north western corner, Nova looks to hop over but Kaos catches the legs and sets him up in an electric chair drop. Nova comes up with an impressive counter and hits a reverse-rana on Kaos, hooks the leg, but Kaos grabs the bottom rope. Helms grabs Nova and whips him off the northern ropes and out of nowhere Kaos and Helms hit a double super kick on Nova. Kaos then lifts Helms in a crucifix lift and drops him into a pile-driver, hooks the leg, but only a two count. Kaos then looks to hit his signature Kaostrophe, but Helms escapes as Nova runs in and hits a tornado DDT. Nova covers him but gets a two count, he then looks for a pile-driver but Kaos hits a water wheel slam. Helms then hits a choke slam on Kaos, followed by Setting up a vertebreaker, he turns around to Nova who is scaling the north eastern turnbuckle and together hit a spike vertebreaker to eliminate Kaos.
AS: That kids neck is broken in half! Helloooooo nurse!
Nova and Helms get up and challenge one another, Nova bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a tornado head scissors on Helms. Helms then bounces off the eastern ropes and hits a running cross-body, Nova then clotheslines Helms over the eastern ropes and looks for a baseball slide, but Helms walks away and follows it up with a super kick. Helms then whips Nova into the southern guardrail, followed by the western, the two roll back into the ring where Helms kicks a kneeling Nova in the face as the fans chant “Let’s go Nova” over and over. Nova gets up as Helms looks to whip him off the northern ropes, Nova counters with a whip of his own, Helms goes for a springboard back elbow but Nova catches him and drops him with a blue thunder driver which results in a two count. The two are up as Helms goes for a right hand but Nova catches, looking for a modified angle slam, but Helms lands on his feet and hits a vertebreaker resulting in a two count.
JL: The Fans and Shane Helms are just as surprised as me and Al! How did Nova get the will to kick out of the Vertebreaker!?
Helms bounces off the eastern ropes and looks to leapfrog over Nova, but Nova has a great idea as he counters by catching Helms in Air Raid Siren position and hits a spinning Air Raid Siren to capture the gold.
Winner: Nova
AS: We Have a new 2FW Puroresu Champion Jerry! History has been made!
JL: You said it Al! This has been a fantastic night so far!
Nova and Helms eventually leave the ring as Jeremy Borash enters the ring holding a white card.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen I’ve received word from the back the Austin Aries has suddenly fallen Ill and will not be competing tonight along with Perry Saturn against the young bucks, the match has been rescheduled for the third night of “Blood Cuts and Glory.” We will now move on to the main event, please give a moment for the 2FW staff to set up the cage.
We then cut to the announcers table with Jerry and Al.
JL: Too bad Aries fell sick tonight, that was going to be one hell of a match.
AS: That it was but you know, the scramble cage is next, and it’s the match we’ve all been waiting for.
Phil Anselmo from “Down” comes into frame and shakes hands with Jerry and Al and also puts on a head set.
JL: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome special guest main event commentary from Phil Anselmo of Down! Welcome Phil.
PA: How you guys doin?
AS: We’re fine how have you and the rest of the guys from down enjoyed the show?
PA: We thought every match was great dude. Too bad we couldn’t see that other match, but you know stuff happens brother.
JL: Let me tell ya Phil. You are going to love the scramble cage tonight, fourteen guys have to jump off the top of a fifteen foot cage onto their opponents to eliminate them. If that’s not crazy to you I don’t know what is.
PA: Sounds awesome man let’s do it!
We cut back to the ring where “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus is playing over the speakers and Nate Webb jumps out of the curtains dancing down to the ring.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen this your main event of the evening and it is a scramble cage match. Introducing the first participant, from Indianapolis Indiana weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds, he is “Spider” Nate Webb!
As soon as Webb steps into the cage the song changes to “Don’t Mean a Thing” by Borialis as the Outcast Killaz step out onto the stage and down to the ring.
JB: And The Second and third Participants, they are the team of Oman Tortuga and Diablo Santiago, they are The Outcast Killaz!
The two hop into the cage and stare down Webb as if he were food. “Youth Gone Wild” by Skid Row hits the speakers as Pac hits the stage and ringside.
JB: Introducing the fourth participant. From Newcastle England weighing in at one hundred and seventy one pounds, he is Pac!
Pac makes his way into the cage by climbing up to the north eastern platform and moonsaulting off. The song switches to “Pedigree” by Twin Method and Paul E. Normus and Kevin Steen step out from the curtains.
JB: Introducing the fifth and sixth participants, they are the team of Paul E. Normus and Kevin Steen, they are Steenormus!
They step into the cage and immediately stare down Tortuga and Santiago. The song switches to “I Scream” by Down as The Briscoe Brothers step from the curtains
JB: Introducing the seventh and eighth participants they are Jay and Mark, the Briscoe Brothers!
PA: Awesome F’n Song!
The Briscoes climb over the southern wall and eye down everyone in the ring before climbing over and dropping down. The song changes to Steve Corino’s “Old School Style” theme as he steps from the curtains and walks down straight into the ring. The song then changes to “Disgusting(underscore)” by Bryan New as Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko make their way into the cage.
JB: Introducing the tenth and eleventh participants, they are the team of Matt Bloom and Travis Tomko.
The song switches to “Omen” by The Prodigy as Michael Façade comes from the curtains.
JB: Introducing the twelfth participant, he is Façade!
Façade hops into the cage as the song changes to “Live for This” By Hatebreed. Whacks steps from the curtains and into the cage and the same goes for C.M. Punk.
Main Event: 14 Man Scramble Cage.
PA: This is so damn dangerous. All I know is that I don’t want that Steve Corino guy win.
The Bell sounds as everyone starts brawling with one another. Some people attempt to climb to the platforms but are easily pulled down. Matt Bloom lifts Jay Briscoe over his head in a guerilla press and tosses him into the western wall, he then counters a discuss clothesline from Punk and German suplex’s him into Jay Briscoe. Webb, Punk, and Jay Briscoe are all tossed outside the cage door by Bloom, Tomko then tosses Façade out the door as well. Santiago is Samoan dropped by Normus and Mark Briscoe is tossed out the cage by Bloom, those on the outside begin to brawl with one another, whipping and crashing into guardrails. Everyone is thrown out of the cage leaving Bloom and Tomko to battle with Normus and Steen. Both teams begin trading right hands back and forth, Steen is thrown into the western wall by Tomko as Bloom hits a big Fisherman suplex on Normus. Normus and Steen continue to bounce off walls at the hands of Bloom and Tomko as everyone else brawls on the outside.
AS: This match is so difficult to call. Kinda like how its difficult to tell an ex-girlfriend she needs to check herself into an institution,
JL: This has nothing to do with that Al!
PA: While you two have girlfriend issues I’m gonna keep a close watch on Corino.
Normus and Steen are busted open as Tomko and Bloom hit an assisted Baldo Bomb on Normus. Steen hits a fall away power bomb on Tomko in the south eastern corner, but gets suplex into the cage by Bloom. The camera cuts away to the brawling on the outside for a few seconds, it cuts back to see Steen climbing a cage wall and standing on the south western platform on top of the cage. Steen then hits a moonsault on Bloom and Tomko to eliminate them from the match, Bloom and Tomko are furious as they begin brawling with Steen and Normus. They go to the outside as Pac and Punk go back inside the cage; chairs are thrown around at the hands of Bloom and Tomko to Steen and Normus. Meanwhile in the cage Punk power bombs Pac into the southern cage wall, The Briscoes come into the cage and hit a flipping neck-breaker spine buster combo on Punk. The outcast killers come back into the cage as Tortuga hits a big boot on Jay, and Santiago hits a clothesline on Mark. Pac charges at Tortuga and Santiago who then flip Pac out onto the floor through the cage door.
PA: That was a nasty fall.
Tortuga and Santiago look to climb up to the platforms but Webb as well as Façade put a stop to them. Webb hits a move entitled “Soylent Green” on Santiago and Façade hits a rope assisted inverted DDT on Tortuga. Façade whips Webb off the western ropes, Webb counters with a whip of his own, ducks a clothesline from Façade only to meet a jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick from Webb. He then climbs onto the north eastern platform and looks around, as if he were an eagle looking for prey. He then moonsaults off the top of the cage onto Bloom, Tomko, Normus, and Steen who are out on the floor eliminating Steen and Normus.
AS: Holy S**t!
PA: My thoughts exactly! God Damn what a dive!
Tortuga and Santiago step to their feet and go to work on Façade and Punk. Tortuga and Santiago whip the two into each other but stop themselves before impact, only to get Supelxed into opposite walls by Tortuga and Santiago. Pac takes down Santiago with a Regal-Plex and heads for the north eastern platform, as Webb looks to do the same on the opposite side, but Tortuga is holding him back. Mark Briscoe pulls Pac off the wall into an electric chair position and Jay follows up with a top rope clothesline. The two then climb to the south eastern and north eastern platforms, Pac catches up to Mark in the north east as Jay awaits for Mark, meanwhile in the ring Webb planted Tortuga with a Half Nelson transitioned into a Reverse STO, but Santiago cut off Webb’s momentum with a water wheel slam. Jay jumps off the platform with a Snuka splash but Santiago moves Tortuga out of the way.
PA: That’s a long fall boy and god damn he aint gonna get up from that.
JL: Took the words right out of my mouth Phil.
Pac and Mark Briscoe battle it out on the top of the platform as everyone huddles at the bottom. Pac amazingly hits an avalanche reverse-rana from the top to the cage, injuring his ankle as well as eliminating The Briscoes, Nate Webb, and the Outcast Killers.
AS: I can not find the right words to describe what I just saw. Lets say it looked like everyone was mowed down by a Gatling gun.
JL: That means C.M. Punk, Whacks, Steve Corino, and Façade are the only men left in this match.
Whacks lays Corino out on two tables outside the ring and begins to scale the cage onto the south western platform. Façade comes up in time and starts to brawl with Whacks, Corino then rolls off the table and begins to climb the wall onto the same platform. Façade looks for a Russian leg sweep off the platform but Corino breaks it up and Super kicks Façade down into the ring eliminating him, and does the same to Whacks, only he falls onto the tables. Punk then goes after Corino and the two begin to brawl up there for what feels like an eternity.
PA: I’ll be right back.
AS: Phil! What do you think you’re doing!? It’s dangerous down there!
The crowd roars as Phil Anselmo comes through the crowd holding a chair. He scales the cage wall with the chair and stands firm on the platform, he swings and smacks Corino across the head with it, sending the crowd into a frenzy. Punk then follows it up with a Pepsi Plunge off the cage to eliminate Corino and win the match.
Winner: C.M. Punk
JL: With Phil’s help, Punk has won the match! He gets a pay raise as well as a shot at any title he wants!
AS: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching Simple Survival, we’ll see you next week at Blood, Cuts, and Glory.
The show ends with a still frame of Punk with his fist in the air as the crowd chants “2FW!” till we fade to black closing the show.
