Post by Duke Silver on Jun 12, 2012 12:03:34 GMT -5
“You know… when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible” - Kurt Angle to Justin Credible
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."
"Later on tonight, I’ll be facing the man many people have referred to as the “Big Red intellectually- disabled person”. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact many of my biggest fans are retards."
"Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly."
"Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing: you’re a boy in a man’s world, and I’m a man that loves to play with boys! No, no, no! Wait a minute! Shut up! What I meant to say is: you’re a boy and I’m a man, and tonight I’m gonna love to manhandle you! No! Hold on a second! Shut up! Rey Mysterio,you remember this, pal, you’re a boy and I’m a man, and when you and I get together here tonight, I’m gonna get on top of you and … no, no! Damnit! Mysterio, just get your ass down here!"
Angle: "I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webelos, Boy Scouts, I did em all."
Austin: "What do you mean you did em all?"
"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!"
My absolute favorite:
"Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!" Kurt talking about Triple H after he returned from his injury
Credit: talkwrestlingonline.com
I was just bored and thought I would post some of the best quotes from Angle. If anyone has more to share or want to share their favorite memories of Angle back in the day, please post!
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."
"Later on tonight, I’ll be facing the man many people have referred to as the “Big Red intellectually- disabled person”. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact many of my biggest fans are retards."
"Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly."
"Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing: you’re a boy in a man’s world, and I’m a man that loves to play with boys! No, no, no! Wait a minute! Shut up! What I meant to say is: you’re a boy and I’m a man, and tonight I’m gonna love to manhandle you! No! Hold on a second! Shut up! Rey Mysterio,you remember this, pal, you’re a boy and I’m a man, and when you and I get together here tonight, I’m gonna get on top of you and … no, no! Damnit! Mysterio, just get your ass down here!"
Angle: "I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webelos, Boy Scouts, I did em all."
Austin: "What do you mean you did em all?"
"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!"
My absolute favorite:
"Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!" Kurt talking about Triple H after he returned from his injury
Credit: talkwrestlingonline.com
I was just bored and thought I would post some of the best quotes from Angle. If anyone has more to share or want to share their favorite memories of Angle back in the day, please post!
