create the worst Raw post by post

Take gangrels goblet....the lights go out and

..."This is Blossom," as Mayim Bialik enters the arena to...

roman rains pops out from under the ring 

.....Takes a huge dump on the ground. Suddenly, John Cena......

Steals a hot dog from a fan, and is instantly over, when Jericho calls him an "Ass-Clown", Roman thinks he is being given an invitation to Join the Group, but then out of nowhere Dario Culo comes out and says he is the leader of the Asscension, which then Roman just leaves, and then Former PWG Commissioner Dino Winwood shows up to say "Well Fans, We're ed." Because...

John cena runs to the ring wearing only lita's thong

NIKE BELLA SHOWS UP KNOCKING HER OUT WITH THE RACK...ATTACK, and proclaims that she is the heir to Bella throne and challenges John Cena to a Ready to Rumble Cage match, when suddenly the crowd hears an old familiar song..

Take a huge poo on......

...Climbs on the top of the stage and pulls a Hawk...