inVasion J.R.: We are LIVE here for the biggest Pay-Per-View this board has ever seen, WF:UK inVasion!
JBL: We’re coming to your television set straight from Old Trafford in Manchester, where 80,000 fans have packed out the stadium to see the Munchies kick some Good(Y) ass!
J.R.: Don’t be so sure about that John, the Good(Y) Guys are out to win tonight!
Cole: You two make me sick! No wonder our glorious Mexus leader placed me in this commentary booth. Thirty seconds into the broadcast and already you bastards have mentioned both the Munchies and the Good(Y) Guys without the best faction around getting a say – the Mexus!
J.R.: I
ing hate you Cole.
Cole: I hate you too you deep south r*tard.
JBL: Look, you both suck. Let’s get on with the event!
J.R.: And bah gawd what an event it is, with our main event being a barnstormer of a triple threat between Mike Giggs, Keith Lemon and Mexus!
Cole: But first up Jim, you fascist bastard, is GB Gav up against Ste in a Lumberjack match, with several draftees from all three brands at ringside!
JBL: Here comes Gav now, looking a picture of health as he gets ready to kick some ass.
J.R.: Don’t be so sure John, Ste’s been around for as long as Gav and will know all of his tricks.
Cole: The real question here is why the hell should anyone use this match for anything other than a piss break, as there’s no Mexus involved?!
J.R.: Shut up Cole.
Gav and Ste pace around the ring at first, slowly feeling each other up out as the match begins. They eventually lock up with Gav throwing Ste to the floor, and he quickly proceeds to beat on Ste. He hits a suplex and then climbs to the top rope, attempting a moonsault. However Ste moves out the way, and pulls himself up using the ropes. Gav runs towards him and attempts a clothesline, but Ste ducks and pulls down the ropes, sending Gav out of the ring into the arms of waiting Good(Y)s! Lego Customs and Zigzag are particularly brutal in their punishment, which is only stopped when the Munchies outside the ring attack the Good(Y)s.J.R.: Bah gawd there’s a full scale brawl going on outside the ring!
Cole: Not full scale J.R. – the Mexus guys are wisely sitting this one out, saving their energy for later on.
J.R.: Or alternatively, you ass licker, they’re staying out of it because they’re hopelessly outnumbered?
JBL: Never mind the goddamn brawl, look what’s going on in the ring!
Gav is slowly stirring as Ste waits watchfully, waiting to pounce. As Gav turns around he goes for a chokeslam, grabbing Gav’s throat – but instead he receives an elbow to the face! Gav then kicks Ste in the stomach and sets up a powerbomb, but its his turn to be hit in the head as Ste counters! Ste then nails the chokeslam this time, and gets the three-count despite all the chaos surrounding the ring.Winner: Ste (Good(Y) Guys)J.R.: Bah gawd what a contest, and in the end the right man won!
JBL: That was a great match, but Gav has a right to feel hard done by – if it weren’t for the lumberjacks he would’ve easily won this match.
Cole: Any intelligent viewers that have been using this Mexus-less match as a piss break can come back now, the horror show is thankfully over, and the next match contains the proud fighter Alexggone.
J.R.: Cole, the fact that you’re criticizing the product that pays your wages shows how much of an idiot you truly are. However, you are correct in the fact that Alex is wrestling next, as he’s in a triple threat match with Ben and ADJP.
Cole: And here comes Alex now, looking like a born winner.
JBL: He’s being followed into the ring by Ben, who cut a scathing promo on both these guys on Raw.
J.R.: And finally here comes the #6 Good(Y) Guy, the Irish wonder ADJP!
The match begins with ADJP and Alex teaming up on Ben for the harsh words he spoke on Raw, resulting in him quickly thrown to the ground outside the ring. This leaves time for the remaining two to have an intense grappling match, with ADJP seemingly gaining the upper hand. He proceeds to hit a backdrop on Alex, followed by a leg drop. He’s waiting in the corner, ready to hit his finisher, when Ben comes back in the ring! He hits ADJP with a stiff fist, and throws him into Alex, who ducks and allows ADJP to hit the turnbuckle. Alex hits Ben with a crossbody, but when he turns around ADJP clotheslines him!
ADJP waits in the corner again, and as Alex slowly staggers to his feet ADJP runs to hit the Brogue Kick. However, as he raises his boot, it connects with the head of Ben, who had just got up! ADJP turns around surprised, and his hit in the head from behind by Alex! ADJP rolling out of the ring in pain is the window of opportunity Alex needed, and he pins Ben for the victory.Winner: Alexggone (Mexus)Cole: YES! A MEXUS MAN WON! YES! YES! YES!
J.R.: That cheating bastard.
JBL: Well next up we have a huge grudge match – its Dan88 vs. Gaz!
J.R.: And its in a steel cage!
Cole: Give a sh*t? It doesn’t involve the Mexus. No one’s interested. I’m off to get a hot dog.
J.R.: Don’t come back you fat bastard.
JBL: This match has some history behind it – this past Monday on Raw saw Gaz spear Dan through a table!
J.R.: Here comes Dan now, and he doesn’t look 100% after what happened to him on Raw.
JBL: And here comes his opponent Gaz, looking as smug as ever, the bastard.
J.R.: The steel cage is being lowered, and this barnstormer is all set to begin!
As soon as the bell rings Gaz runs straight towards Dan and spears him into the cage, exploiting the injury that he created previously on Raw. Dan looks to be in some pain, and Gaz quickly capitalises by trying to climb the cage. However, Dan just manages to grab a foot and pull him back down, placing the #1 Munchie firmly in control as Gaz hits the canvas.
Dan’s beat down is slow and methodical, taking advantage of Gaz’s physical weaknesses whilst protecting his own ribs. He finally kicks Gaz in the stomach and gets ready for the Pedigree, but he takes a second too long taunting and is flipped into the cage! Gaz then throws Dan into the turnbuckle and then places him on top of it, before pulling off a huge superplex!
Both men are now lying in the middle of the ring, with neither showing signs of movement. The referee is seemingly contemplating calling the match a draw when suddenly Cult of Pepsi’s music hits!Pepsi walks down to the ring with a steel chair, and without a second thought hits the referee with it! He takes the keys to the cage door just as both men begin to stir, with Gaz seemingly as shocked as Dan that Pepsi is down here. However, Gaz’s shock is soon masked by a grin as he sees Pepsi walk in between the two men, before staring at Dan, seemingly ready to smash the Munchie in the face.
He then steps back and throws the chair for Gaz to catch, confusing him long enough for Dan to hit the DanDaminator! Dan then shakes Pepsi’s hand, and as he begins to move to the cage door Gaz gets up, seemingly intent on stopping him. However, Pepsi pulls out a can of Pepsi from his trunks and proceeds to nail Gaz with the P.M.D!
Dan and Pepsi both walk out of the ring together, and the referee stirs from his chair shot to declare Dan the victor. Pepsi then proceeds to grab a microphone, with the crowd itching to hear the details behind his betrayal.Cult of Pepsi: Pete, I don't know if you can hear me, but I've never, and I mean, never, been a Goody Guy. The Goody Guys are an embarrassment to the whole of WF and the fact that they still exist sickens me. Which probably brings you to your next question, "Why?" Simple really, I was biding my time; waiting for the right moment. And what better moment than when you face my former Classifieds tag partner, Dan. You see, Dan, myself, and the rest of the Munchies, will take out every single Goody Guy that come our way. But if they were smart, they wouldn't even try.
Winner: Dan88 (Munchies)J.R.: Bah gawd, I can’t believe this! Pepsi just betrayed the Good(Y) Guys! He just defected to the Munchies! For the love of Skittles, what the hell just happened?
JBL: Looks like a Good(Y) Guy finally saw the light!
Cole: Sup guys, what I miss?
J.R.: Only one of the most iconic moments in the history of WF!
Cole: If it didn’t involve the Mexus it must be irrelevant. Speaking of which, next up is the main event, featuring our glorious leader, Mexus!
J.R.: There’s a reason he’s being resoundly booed by the crowd Cole. Here comes Keith Lemon, leader of the Good(Y) Guys and hero to the fans!
JBL: I wouldn’t be so sure J.R. – a lot of the older fans are booing the straight-laced, and quite frankly boring, Lemon – Mike Giggs is coming down now, and his suave style compared with drop dead gorgeous looks have lead to a lot of the fans siding with his tweener Munchies.
J.R.: Well, whoever wins, we fans are in for one hell of a contest!
Mike and Keith have a long stare-down, with Mexus on the fringes verbally berating both, exclaiming “I’m the leader of the Mexus, stop ignoring me!” over and over like Kurt Angle at Vengeance 2002. And just like in that Pay Per View’s main event, Mike and Keith both push Marv over before doubling up to beat the cr*p out of him.
With Mexus safely out of the way outside the ring these two heavyweights (super-super-super-heavyweight in the case of Mike) finally lock up, before both releasing as it becomes clear that they are in a stalemate for strength. Mike then punches Keith out of nowhere, and Keith responds with a punch of his own, leading to a back and forth rally that only ends when Mike ducks one of Keith’s punches and lays him out with his own Sweet Good(Y) Music!
Mike goes for the cover but is pulled off at 2, as Mexus re-enters the ring! He beats on Mike for several minutes before connecting with a triple German suplex. Mike then staggers to his feet, only to be hit by the Backstabber, Mexus’ finisher! He instantly looks for the cover, but before he can get there he gets hit by the Sweet Good(Y) Music, and tumbles to the floor! Keith then goes for the pin, but Mike somehow manages to kick out at 2.5!
Keith seems unconcerned as he tunes up the Good(Y) band, but before he can hit Mike Mexus comes back into the ring and spears Keith into the corner! He then places Keith on the top of the ring-post and proceeds to nail a frankensteiner off the top rope! He then signals for Keith to get up, waiting to perform the second Backstabber of the night. But before he can, Mike taps him on the shoulder, and when Mexus turns around he gets hit by the Munchie Bottom!
Mexus rolls out of the ring in pain, and Mike gets up just as Keith staggers back to his feet. They have another iconic stare-down and it seems we are back to square one, albeit with both men having gone through some severe punishment. They lock up once again, but this time Keith’s fatigue shows, as Mike manages to gain the upper hand and hits a huge brainbuster!
Mike then waits for Keith to stagger up once again, and when Keith turns around Mike nails the Munchie Bottom! The stadium explodes as Mike goes for the cover – 1.. 2… no! Keith kicks out at 2.9, and Mike looked stunned, like he doesn’t know what else to do to put Keith away. Just as he resolves to get up and try another Munchie Bottom, Mexus returns and hits him with another backstabber! Mike is out cold and seemingly out of the match, and as Keith slowly gets up (yet again) Mexus seems poised to win this contest.
Keith, on one knee, stares into the eyes of Mexus and knows that he is about to be hit by a Backstabber that will surely have him down for the count. However, he musters all his strength to block Mexus’ opening punch, returning with one of his own before irish whipping Mexus into the ropes. When Mexus runs back at Keith, he’s met by the Sweet Good(Y) Music, and this match is surely finished!
Or maybe it isn’t! Mike is back up and he turns around Keith, who is powerless to stop him with his energy depleted by that one last superhuman effort against Mexus. Mike hits the Munchie Bottom, gets the three count, and this one is over!Winner: Mike Giggs (Munchies)J.R.: Bah Gawd! That was by far the most exhilarating contest I have ever had the honour of witnessing!
JBL: And what a victory for the Munchies! With their 2 wins tonight they can safely claim to having won the inVasion PPV!
Cole: No! NO! GODDAMIT! THE MEXUS WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! THIS ISN’T FAIR!
J.R.: I may be a Good(Y) supporter, but anything that pisses off Cole this much is a win for me!
JBL: Thank you for purchasing this amazing Pay-Per-View (unless you’re streaming this, in which case, f*ck you), and we hope to see you soon for Monday Night Raw!
The broadcast ends with Munchies celebrating in the ring with Mike, who lifts up a giant packet of Munchies to celebrate his glorious victory.