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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 10:41:52 GMT -5
*Struts slowly down to the ring with a sense of purpose* I am the heart and soul of these boards. I try to help every noob who stumbles in here asking for advice. The amount of morons on this board peddling their intellectually- disabled opinion about their club or a player or a band is simply astounding. Yet still I sit, silently seething with rage, unable to open the can of whoop-ass that these cretins deserve. I am a deity of WF:UK, yet still you people refuse to give me the respect I deserve. You expect me to take a loss to Keith Lemon lying down? Do you really think for one second that an icon such as myself would take that humiliation without fighting back? Knowing the idiocy that runs throughout these boards, you probably do. Thank God you're wrong. Believe it or not, I was once a member of Pete's clan of half-wits. As I looked around me and saw the pond life that occupied his team I realised that I was far above then, and my true potential dawned upon me. I have been plotting meticulously ever since, waiting for the right moment to rise up and defeat them. That moment has come. I am going to stand up to the ungrateful, useless, unimaginative urchin that is Keith Lemon and I am going to crush him once and for all. His reign shall be over within moments, and I will become the overlord of all WF:UK. A lucky few of you will get to join this Evolution. Under the banner of Mike's Munchies, we will terrorise all that oppose us and destroy all those that stand up to us. You few that are chosen by me will be forever grateful, for you are about to write yourselves into history. My first pick has been well thought out. These so-called 'Goody Guys' have been around for centuries, and despite being borderline mental patients they seem to have experience in these battles. I searched the archives of the past and found that, long ago, one man tried to do what I am doing now. He and his 'Dastardly Men' had many great battles with the 'Goody Guys', before slowly fading into obscurity. Their leader however has remained on these boards, taking up a quiet modding job in retirement. Today, I choose to bring him back for one last great victory. Today, I choose to unite ambition with experience under the Mike's Munchies banner. Today, I choose Dan88.
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Post by Dan88 on Jul 1, 2012 10:57:49 GMT -5
This is unbelievable Jeff! a Manu fan choosing a liverpool fan and ex leader as his 1st pick??? this is madness, this is as shocking as.....
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 11:05:28 GMT -5
This is unbelievable Jeff! a Manu fan choosing a liverpool fan and ex leader as his 1st pick??? this is madness, this is as shocking as..... Vince hated the sonofabitch, but knew he could get the job done. Same here ;[ jokes I <3 you
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 11:06:14 GMT -5
I am the heart and soul of these boards. I try to help every noob who stumbles in here asking for advice. The amount of morons on this board peddling their intellectually- disabled opinion about their club or a player or a band is simply astounding. Yet still I sit, silently seething with rage, unable to open the can of whoop-ass that these cretins deserve. I am a deity of WF:UK, yet still you people refuse to give me the respect I deserve. You expect me to take a loss to Keith Lemon lying down? Do you really think for one second that an icon such as myself would take that humiliation without fighting back? Knowing the idiocy that runs throughout these boards, you probably do. Thank God you're wrong. Believe it or not, I was once a member of Pete's clan of half-wits. As I looked around me and saw the pond life that occupied his team I realised that I was far above then, and my true potential dawned upon me. I have been plotting meticulously ever since, waiting for the right moment to rise up and defeat them. That moment has come. I am going to stand up to the ungrateful, useless, unimaginative urchin that is Keith Lemon and I am going to crush him once and for all. His reign shall be over within moments, and I will become the overlord of all WF:UK. A lucky few of you will get to join this Evolution. Under the banner of Mike's Munchies, we will terrorise all that oppose us and destroy all those that stand up to us. You few that are chosen by me will be forever grateful, for you are about to write yourselves into history. My first pick has been well thought out. These so-called 'Goody Guys' have been around for centuries, and despite being borderline mental patients they seem to have experience in these battles. I searched the archives of the past and found that, long ago, one man tried to do what I am doing now. He and his 'Dastardly Men' had many great battles with the 'Goody Guys', before slowly fading into obscurity. Their leader however has remained on these boards, taking up a quiet modding job in retirement. Today, I choose to bring him back for one last great victory. Today, I choose to unite ambition with experience under the Mike's Munchies banner. Today, I choose Dan88. *makes entrance to the ring.* Don't see why you've got to be a Jackass about it....however thinking about it, it has been obvious that you are and always have been jealous of me and my success. You want a war? You'll get one and will finish Mike's Munchies before it even gets started. I damn sure won't be on my own, i'll pick and then get 10 of my warriors against 10 of your pansies, I will not give up until you are off these boards once and for all. Me and most of the Good(Y) Guys survived the war with the Dastardly Men and will have no problem ending you and your Munchies. Is this why you had to pick Dan88 as you're first pick? A man who is capable of fighting his own battles and am damn sure you'll be getting him to run around after you, I know for a fact he is not a fan of the Good(Y) Guys but I hope for his sake he will see sense and kick your ass into touch. My first pick will be a man who has graced these boards for a nigh on 8 years and is a WF Hall of Famer, he will be welcomed to the Good(Y) Guys with open arms, my pick is; Gazza.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 11:14:38 GMT -5
My second pick is someone who I know I can trust. I also know he is more than willing to rise up against the establishment and take control with the Munchies. My second pick is Noza.
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Post by Dan88 on Jul 1, 2012 11:22:36 GMT -5
This is unbelievable Jeff! a Manu fan choosing a liverpool fan and ex leader as his 1st pick??? this is madness, this is as shocking as..... Vince hated the sonofabitch, but knew he could get the job done. Same here ;[ jokes I <3 you<3? no time for love You gotta be ruthless if u wanna take him down! I hate u, u hate me, but we have a common goal so dont mess it up damnit.
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 11:22:43 GMT -5
My 2nd pick is a man who is a Moderator over 2 boards whom I respect so will definitely be fit enough to fight battles against you and your sheep, this man is Himmy.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 11:29:24 GMT -5
My third pick knows how to get the job done, and coming from Scotland he has a few dirty tricks up his irn-bru stained sleeve. My third pick is McBlake.
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Post by Goon. on Jul 1, 2012 11:33:57 GMT -5
Sign!, Probaly won't get into anyones team as I'm a new guy:/
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 11:37:50 GMT -5
This man is from Belfast, Northern Ireland. Like Finlay he just loves to fight! He fits into the Good(Y) Guy mentality. My 3rd pick is Zigzag!- Kyle.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 11:46:50 GMT -5
My fourth pick is a veteran of WF:UK, and I'm sure he's ready to come out and fight once more for the winning team. My fourth pick is GB Gav.
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 11:50:41 GMT -5
My 4th pick is a man who I hope lives up to his username, we could use with a bit of his experience and hardcore. Despite being a Mag bastard, I hope he can wear the Good(Y) Guy badge with honour. This man is ECWoriginal.
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Post by Gazza on Jul 1, 2012 11:53:26 GMT -5
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 11:54:34 GMT -5
My 5th pick is currently warming up my future mod spot for me, but he is also a major player on the Sports board and will hopefully do his team proud. My fifth pick is Dan.
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 11:59:45 GMT -5
This man is one of the greatest posters in WF:UK history, has been in many battles against The Dastardly Men & other greats like Ross Townsend. My fifth pick is Ste.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 12:01:46 GMT -5
We're past the halfway point now, and my sixth pick is someone who I know will bring a lot of enthusiasm to the team, fighting for the just cause in this war. My sixth pick is Ben.
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 12:07:47 GMT -5
My 6th pick, while not from the United Kingdom he is one of the best posters to ever of graced this board, he truly is a Monster...the HONEY MONSTER, My sixth pick is Adjp.
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Jul 1, 2012 12:08:45 GMT -5
My seventh pick is a natural enemy of the Goody Guys due to his footballing affiliations. I know therefore that he will do anything to destroy those arrogant bastards. My seventh pick is Lemmy.
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Post by Hammersmith Hardman on Jul 1, 2012 12:14:33 GMT -5
Think i'll need atleast one Scot in my team, this man can use his 250 300 MOC figures (oh yes he will) as weapons. My 7th pick is mcgowan111.
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Post by Gazza on Jul 1, 2012 12:15:30 GMT -5
My 6th pick, while not from the United Kingdom he is one of the best posters to ever of graced this board, he truly is a Monster...the HONEY MONSTER, My sixth pick is Adjp.
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