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Post by emmaobrien1 on Aug 3, 2012 14:56:30 GMT -5
Thanks, please choose your favorite one. I couldn't, they were all equally mind blowing. Bravo.
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Post by comintogetcha on Aug 3, 2012 15:01:56 GMT -5
How many Cactus Jack's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mick Forty What is Kane's favorite super hero? Kaine Why does Daniel Bryan say "YES" so often? Because he is answering if he sucks (LOL) What is CM Punk's favorite brand of Plunger? Pepsi Plunger What is Gregory Helms' favorite weather? Hurricanes Also, what is Gregory Helms' favorite song? Rock you like a Hurricane Why is The Rock always knowing your role? Because he has the script Thanks, please choose your favorite one. Reading this seriously made me angry, sort of like the rage you get when you read a particularly awful Family Circus or Hi and Lois comic in the newspaper. Not only is it awful and insulting to your intelligence, but it's so bad that it's offensive to my senses.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 15:24:31 GMT -5
How many Cactus Jack's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mick Forty What is Kane's favorite super hero? Kaine Why does Daniel Bryan say "YES" so often? Because he is answering if he sucks (LOL) What is CM Punk's favorite brand of Plunger? Pepsi Plunger What is Gregory Helms' favorite weather? Hurricanes Also, what is Gregory Helms' favorite song? Rock you like a Hurricane Why is The Rock always knowing your role? Because he has the script Thanks, please choose your favorite one. Reading this seriously made me angry, sort of like the rage you get when you read a particularly awful Family Circus or Hi and Lois comic in the newspaper. Not only is it awful and insulting to your intelligence, but it's so bad that it's offensive to my senses.
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Post by Eat Defeat. on Aug 3, 2012 15:25:40 GMT -5
OK can everyone start making jokes now? I want to laugh Measure your dick.
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Post by DrakeParker on Aug 3, 2012 15:57:15 GMT -5
OK can everyone start making jokes now? I want to laugh Measure your dick.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 16:01:19 GMT -5
How many Cactus Jack's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mick Forty What is Kane's favorite super hero? Kaine Why does Daniel Bryan say "YES" so often? Because he is answering if he sucks (LOL) What is CM Punk's favorite brand of Plunger? Pepsi Plunger What is Gregory Helms' favorite weather? Hurricanes Also, what is Gregory Helms' favorite song? Rock you like a Hurricane Why is The Rock always knowing your role? Because he has the script Thanks, please choose your favorite one. Reading this seriously made me angry, sort of like the rage you get when you read a particularly awful Family Circus or Hi and Lois comic in the newspaper. Not only is it awful and insulting to your intelligence, but it's so bad that it's offensive to my senses. Oh you.
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Post by Spoder Juan on Aug 3, 2012 16:10:10 GMT -5
LOCK THIS THREAD NOW WE HAVE A WINNER.
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Post by punksnotdead on Aug 3, 2012 20:59:04 GMT -5
OK can everyone start making jokes now? I want to laugh Measure your dick.
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Post by JC Motors on Aug 3, 2012 21:16:57 GMT -5
What's the difference between SyFy original movies and WWE Studios films? People actually care about SyFy Original movies.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Aug 3, 2012 21:28:30 GMT -5
How many Cactus Jack's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mick Forty What is Kane's favorite super hero? Kaine Why does Daniel Bryan say "YES" so often? Because he is answering if he sucks (LOL) What is CM Punk's favorite brand of Plunger? Pepsi Plunger What is Gregory Helms' favorite weather? Hurricanes Also, what is Gregory Helms' favorite song? Rock you like a Hurricane Why is The Rock always knowing your role? Because he has the script Thanks, please choose your favorite one.
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Post by jm556 on Aug 3, 2012 21:40:31 GMT -5
OK can everyone start making jokes now? I want to laugh Measure your dick. end thread.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 22:21:56 GMT -5
this thread is funny.
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Post by Richikane on Aug 4, 2012 3:52:18 GMT -5
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Aug 4, 2012 4:51:06 GMT -5
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knocking on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize that its the Sandman, and he was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the Sandman. "Can you give me a push?"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the Sandman anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the Sandman he shouts, "Where are you?"
And Sandman replies, "I'm over here, on your swing set."
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Post by REAL REVY on Aug 4, 2012 7:07:45 GMT -5
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knocking on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize that its the Sandman, and he was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the Sandman. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the Sandman anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the Sandman he shouts, "Where are you?" And Sandman replies, "I'm over here, on your swing set." Sandman and Kane are on the phone. Sandman is in Singapore. Kane asks Sandman where he is. Kane: Where are you? Sandman: In Singapore Kane: Where? Sandman: I'm in Singapore, Kane! Kane: I challenge you to a Singapore cane match! Sandman: Oh brother EDIT: The last part about the brother is because Undertaker is Kane's kayfabe storyline brother
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Post by Callum1993 on Aug 4, 2012 7:45:03 GMT -5
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knocking on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize that its the Sandman, and he was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the Sandman. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the Sandman anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the Sandman he shouts, "Where are you?" And Sandman replies, "I'm over here, on your swing set." Sandman and Kane are on the phone. Sandman is in Singapore. Kane asks Sandman where he is.
Kane: Where are you? Sandman: In Singapore Kane: Where? Sandman: I'm in Singapore, Kane! Kane: I challenge you to a Singapore cane match! Sandman: Oh brother
EDIT: The last part about the brother is because Undertaker is Kane's kayfabe storyline brotherWill the mods please ban this guy. He's quite clearly like 7 years old.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Aug 4, 2012 8:29:10 GMT -5
What do you tell Debra with two black eyes? Nothing, Stone Cold has already told her twice.
Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight? Because the pillow was in the way.
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Post by Sam on Aug 4, 2012 8:40:43 GMT -5
How many Cactus Jack's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mick Forty What is Kane's favorite super hero? Kaine Why does Daniel Bryan say "YES" so often? Because he is answering if he sucks (LOL) What is CM Punk's favorite brand of Plunger? Pepsi Plunger What is Gregory Helms' favorite weather? Hurricanes Also, what is Gregory Helms' favorite song? Rock you like a Hurricane Why is The Rock always knowing your role? Because he has the script Thanks, please choose your favorite one. Reading this seriously made me angry, sort of like the rage you get when you read a particularly awful Family Circus or Hi and Lois comic in the newspaper. Not only is it awful and insulting to your intelligence, but it's so bad that it's offensive to my senses.
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Post by Valbroski on Aug 4, 2012 9:33:23 GMT -5
OK can everyone start making jokes now? I want to laugh Measure your dick.
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Post by JC Motors on Aug 4, 2012 20:56:26 GMT -5
What was the worst job that Triple H ever held? Being a Chaperone
The Divas division
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