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3/26/01 – MONDAY NIGHT NITRO
“Hey Dad, you think you bought WCW, but I actually did!”
“NOOOOO!”
“And we are going to attack the WWF!”
“NOOOOO!”
11/18/01 – SURVIVOR SERIES 2001
“You’re going down cookie puss!”
“What?”
The Rock hits Stone Cold with a Rock Bottom! The Rock gets the pin!
“TEAM WWF WINS THEY TAKE IT ALL! BAH GAWD,” shouts Jim Ross!
6/11/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Vince McMahon gets in a limo.
BOOMCRASHBOOM!
“OH NO VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON’S LIMO JUST BLEW TO SMITHEREENS, BAH GAWD,” shouts Jim Ross!
“Dogs,” says Jerry Lawler.
“Hey everyone next week we are having a memorial for my dead dad,” says Stephanie McMahon!
6/18/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW – VINCE MCMAHON’S VIDEO WILL
“Hey, I’m Vince McMahon and if you are watching this it means I’m dead.”
Stephanie, Shane, and Triple H start crying.
“STOP CRYING! Now I’m going to tell you who gets my stuff! I am giving my baseball card collection to Shane,”
“Yes!” shouts Shane, “In your face Hunter!”
“I want John Cena to have my car! I guess Linda can have the other stuff!”
“So we get nothing?” asks Stephanie to Trips, but Trips tells her to shut the flip up.
“I’m giving the keys to my Time Machine to Edge, if someone kills their family, Edge, I expect you to fix it no matter what,”
“Time Machine, eh?” says Edge because he is Canadian
“Okay, I’m just going to cut to the chase, wrestling is really boring now, so I want to spice things up. I’m going to be honest here I don’t give a flipping ship what the flip happens to this piece of ship anymore since I’m dead, so, I decided to give the rights to the WCW name and all that ship to the one man who made WCW great, and the only reason I have it in the first place. Will Shane McMahon please step forward? NOW BEND OVER AND KISS THE ROCK’S ACE CAUSE I PICK HIM TO RUN WCW”
“NOOOOO!” shouts Shane, “I wanted to be the WCW guy,”
“Isn’t that joke funny? It was on a George Lopez Show episode that hasn’t even been produced yet, it’s historically inaccurate but I don’t give three flips. I’m going to give the rights to ECW to, well the one guy who made ECW cool back in the 90s the new owner of ECW will be Ric Flair!”
“WOOO!”
“That means we get WWE, right Vince?” asks Trips really nicely.
“No, flip you, the new CEO of WWE is one of the guys that made WWE what it is today. The best WWE champion to ever wrestle ever. The new owner will be THE UNDERTAKER!”
Undertaker walks in, he looks scary and pleased.
“I’ve decided that WWE means Raw, so I’ll let Triple H run Smackdown!” says Vince.
“Oh, we can run it as a team honey,” says Steph, but Triple H shakes his head and tells her to do crunches because she is getting fat.
“And, I will have a fifth brand called EXPLOSION SUPER WRESTLING SIBLING POWER, I want my kids to run that one together as a team.”
“Stop touching me SHANE!” yells Steph, “Go play with your baseball cards,”
“Okay there is going to be a draft next week and everyone will have awesome rosters, no matter what, even if someone dies, EDGE! Remember to fix it if someone kills their family and offs themselves,” orders McMahon
“I’ll do my best, eh.”
6/25/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW – THE DRAFT
Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and Shane McMahon, The Rock, The Undertaker, and Ric Flair all stand at a table wearing suits. A video of Vincent McMahon appears on the ceiling.
“WELCOME TO THE DRAFT, AS OF NOW, all the title belts have been vacated. Each brand will have seven titles, and each brand will have a special rule for the draft or how the brand must be run. ESWSP’s rule is they get two draft picks each time they pick, but the wrestlers must be siblings. WCW’s rule is that every match must have a title on the line. ECW’s rule is that every match must be an EXTREME RULES OR LADDER MATCH. Raw’s rule is that you can only draft wrestlers under the age of 30. And Smackdown’s rule will be that it has 2 more titles than everyone else, and it must have 3 title matches on every show.”
Triple H slams his fist on the table, he is mad that he has more titles!
“Now I will give you 3 hours to meet with smart people and people you know to make up title names, at the end of those three hours I want you to meet here and announce your title names, then I’ll make more announcements and the draft can begin.”
3 hours pass and everyone comes back to the room, with sheets of paper that have the names of the titles.
“OKAY NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL BACK I WANT THE ROCK TO NAME HIS BELTS FIRST! Just a rule of thumb the most important title goes in all caps,”
“The Rock, made a list of cool titles that will be in WCW,” says The Rock, and then he lists off the seven championships. His list follows.
WCW Brahma Bull Championship
WCW Jabroni Championship
WCW Supernova Championship
WCW Lightningweight Championship
WCW Finally Championship
WCW Rock and Sock Championship
WCW SUPER COOKIE PUSS ROCK BOTTOM JABRONI MEGA CHAMPIONSHIP
“Those are good championships, I want ESWSP to go next, I expect good title names from my children.”
Shane starts to list the names but Stephanie shoves him and starts listing the names herself. They follow.
ESWSP Undisputed Tag Team Championship
ESWSP Fire Championship
ESWSP Mixed Tag Team Championship
ESWSP White Horse Championship
ESWSP SIBLING RIVALRY CHAMPIONSHIP
ESWSP Ladies Championship
ESWSP Men’s Championship
“Now I want to hear Taker’s titles,”
Taker said the names of Raw’s Titles.
RAW World Championship
RAW Tag Team Championship
RAW Intercontinental Championship
RAW European Championship
RAW United States Championship
RAW Tombstone Championship
RAW REST IN PIECE CHAMPIONSHIP
“Cool, now Flair I want to hear your belts,”
“WOOO!”
Ric Flair then listed the ECW Titles.
ECW Tag Team Championships
ECW Television Championship
ECW United States Championship
ECW Four Horseman Championship
ECW Ladder Match Championship
ECW Extreme Rules Match Championship
ECW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
“Last and least, Hunter’s championships,” says VKM!
Triple H slams his hand on the table, he is mad that it is his turn! Then he lists his titles.
SD! WRESTLEMANIA XIX CHAMPIONSHIP
SD! WrestleMania 18 Championship
SD! WrestleMania 2000 Championship
SD! WrestleMania XIV Championship
SD! WrestleMania 13 Championship
SD! Pedigree Championship
SD! This Business Championship
SD! Degeneration-X Championship
SD! Buried Championship
“Now that all the titles have been named will Edge please step forward!”
Edge steps forward!
“Edge, use the time machine and take these people to June 1st 2013 and we will continue the draft then,”
Triple H slams his fist on the table!
“I like this time! What will happen in seven years without me, Vince? Did you think of that Vince?” shouts Triple H.
Vince doesn’t answer because he is a tape and he can’t answer questions. He is dead because his limo blew up.
“I am the best wrestler in all of wrestling!” says Triple H as he slams his fist on the desk.
The Rock tells Triple H to shut up so Triple H challenges him to a fight!
“Let’s go hamster style right now home dog! Smackdown is going to rip WCW a new one in the acehole!”
“You are a jabroni piece of poopy! I AM THE ROCK RAWR ROCK!”
“I have a lot of money take that!”
“Well I am in movies! Ever seen The Toothfairy?”
“That’s not even in the theaters yet, so no punk ship mouth I haven’t!”
“Well you should, I act in it, flip head!”
“I’m going to hit you with a sledgehammer or my finisher!”
“You have a cookie Plessy, I bet your name stands for Humper Humpy Humpface because you remind me of a dog ropist!”
“Well I think you are gee!”
“I know you are gee because you sucked my big black cook,”
“Yeah but you liked it gee lord,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“So what, there ain’t nothing wrong with being gee,”
“Yeah there is, you people can never beat me because people like you aren’t winners!”
“I’ve won title belts, beach face,”
“No you haven’t those were imaginary brass rings,”
“No they weren’t,”
“They are because I say they are punk! This is a blood feud, I’m going to legit kill you in a wrestling match,”
“Go rub oil on your chest and have your husband rub your pig back then,”
“Come on Steph do what Rock says,”
Steph starts rubbing Triple H’s pig’s back.
“We’re going to be late to the future if you guys don’t hurry the flip up, eh,” says Edge because he is Canadian.
All the GMs and Edge go into the time machine and go to June 1st 2013.
6/1/13 – Saturday before CLASH OF THE BRANDS
“Okay now that we are in the future we can start THE DRAFT!” shouts VKM from the ceiling!
Triple H slams his fist on the table. “I don’t like the future!”
“Okay Steph and Shane get their two picks first,” says Mr. McMahon.
“We pick Cody Rhodes and Goldust!” says Shane.
“Triple H gets pick #2,”
“I pick my best friend Shawn Michaels!” says Triple H as he slams his fist on the table!
“’Taker’s turn, remember, younger than 30!”
“I don’t know anyone under 30,” says Undertaker, but Triple H tells him to shut the flip up and pick someone! So he picks Seth Rollins!
“Okay Rock’s Turn!”
“I pick John Cena!”
“Flair!”
“Terry Funk, wooo!”
The GMs kept drafting here are their rosters!
ESWSP:
Shane McMahon (General Manager)
Stephanie McMahon (General Manager)
Cody Rhodes
Goldust
Brie Bella
Nikki Bella
Dolph Ziggler
Briley Pierce
Edge
Christian
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Primo
Carlito
Brett DiBiase
Ted DiBiase
Alicia Fox
Cameron Lynn
Paul Burchill
Katie Lea Burchill
Hannah Blossom
Holly Blossom
Mark Briscoe
Jay Briscoe
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Nick Jackson
Matt Jackson
David Flair
Charlotte Flair
Zak Zodiac
Zebra Kid
Sim Snuka
Tamina Snuka
Doug Basham
Danny Basham
Chuck Taylor
Brian Cage-Taylor
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Roderick Strong
Sedrick Strong
El Hijo Del Ice Cream
Ice Cream Jr.
SD!:
Triple H (General Manager)
Shawn Michaels
Daniel Bryan
Kane
Brock Lesnar
Chris Benoit
Sheamus
Antonio Cesaro
Big Show
The Great Khali
Mark Henry
Kassius Ohno
Darren Young
Titus O’Neil
Kofi Kingston
Paul Heyman
Justin Gabriel
Ezekiel Jackson
Epico
Steve Austin
Layla El
Linda McMahon
Natalya Neidhart
Trish Stratus
Rosa Mendes
RAW:
Undertaker (General Manager)
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Zack Ryder
Drew McIntyre
Heath Slater
Big E Langston
Bo Dallas
AJ Lee
Jinder Mahal
JTG
Brad Maddox
Hornswoggle
Curt Hawkins
Paige
Naomi Night
Camacho
Kaitlyn
Richie Steamboat
Xavier Woods
Adrian Neville
Rebecca Knox
WCW:
The Rock (General Manager)
John Cena
CM Punk
Dusty Rhodes
Evan Bourne
Michael McGillicutty
Chris Jericho
Wade Barrett
Mick Foley
David Otunga
Kevin Nash
Alberto Del Rio
Ricardo Rodriguez
Fandango
Mason Ryan
Summer Rae
El Luchador (El Generico)
Tyson Kidd
Ryback
Damien Sandow
John Laurinaitis
R-Truth
Matt Striker
Theodore Long
ECW:
Ric Flair (General Manager)
Terry Funk
The Miz
Rey Mysterio
Zeb Colter
Jack Swagger
Finlay
William Regal
The Sandman
Booker T
Jerry Lawler
Billy Gunn
Road Dogg
Tensai
Brodus Clay
Alex Riley
John Morrison
Joey Mercury
Sin Cara
Hunico
John Bradshaw Layfield
Santino Marella
Sean Waltman
Vickie Guerrero
“Now that all the rosters are set, I will now announce that tomorrow will be a super PPV with all five brands. The show will be called Clash of The Brands. You guys have 30 minutes to decide the card. GO!” says VKM.
Triple H slams his fist on the table. “Rock, me and you are fighting in the main event beach and I’m going to kick your flipping dumb axe!”
“You are a jabroni!”
“It will be a Last Man Standing Heck in a Cell Match, for the biggest title on Smackdown!”
“You are on! I’ll kick your stupid face with my foot.”
Triple H slammed his fist on the table several more times throughout the meeting and the final card was set.
Clash of The Brands!
ECW Four Horsemen Championship – Ladder Match
Super Dance Squad (Brodus Clay, Tensai, Santino Marella, and Sean Waltman) vs. MRMM (The Miz, Alex Riley, John Morrison, and Joey Mercury)
RAW World Championship
Dean Ambrose /w AJ Lee, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns vs. Zack Ryder /w Curt Hawkins
WCW SCPRBJM Championship
Chris Jericho vs. John Cena vs. Ryback vs. CM Punk
ESWSP Sibling Rivalry Championship – Whoever Gets The Pin Becomes Champion
Edge and Christian vs. Scott Steiner and Rick Steiner
ECW World Championship – Extreme Rules Match
Terry Funk vs. William Regal
Main Event!
SD! WrestleMania XIX Championship – Last Man Standing Heck in a Cell Match
SD! General Manager Triple H vs. WCW General Manager The Rock
3/26/01 – MONDAY NIGHT NITRO
“Hey Dad, you think you bought WCW, but I actually did!”
“NOOOOO!”
“And we are going to attack the WWF!”
“NOOOOO!”
11/18/01 – SURVIVOR SERIES 2001
“You’re going down cookie puss!”
“What?”
The Rock hits Stone Cold with a Rock Bottom! The Rock gets the pin!
“TEAM WWF WINS THEY TAKE IT ALL! BAH GAWD,” shouts Jim Ross!
6/11/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Vince McMahon gets in a limo.
BOOMCRASHBOOM!
“OH NO VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON’S LIMO JUST BLEW TO SMITHEREENS, BAH GAWD,” shouts Jim Ross!
“Dogs,” says Jerry Lawler.
“Hey everyone next week we are having a memorial for my dead dad,” says Stephanie McMahon!
6/18/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW – VINCE MCMAHON’S VIDEO WILL
“Hey, I’m Vince McMahon and if you are watching this it means I’m dead.”
Stephanie, Shane, and Triple H start crying.
“STOP CRYING! Now I’m going to tell you who gets my stuff! I am giving my baseball card collection to Shane,”
“Yes!” shouts Shane, “In your face Hunter!”
“I want John Cena to have my car! I guess Linda can have the other stuff!”
“So we get nothing?” asks Stephanie to Trips, but Trips tells her to shut the flip up.
“I’m giving the keys to my Time Machine to Edge, if someone kills their family, Edge, I expect you to fix it no matter what,”
“Time Machine, eh?” says Edge because he is Canadian
“Okay, I’m just going to cut to the chase, wrestling is really boring now, so I want to spice things up. I’m going to be honest here I don’t give a flipping ship what the flip happens to this piece of ship anymore since I’m dead, so, I decided to give the rights to the WCW name and all that ship to the one man who made WCW great, and the only reason I have it in the first place. Will Shane McMahon please step forward? NOW BEND OVER AND KISS THE ROCK’S ACE CAUSE I PICK HIM TO RUN WCW”
“NOOOOO!” shouts Shane, “I wanted to be the WCW guy,”
“Isn’t that joke funny? It was on a George Lopez Show episode that hasn’t even been produced yet, it’s historically inaccurate but I don’t give three flips. I’m going to give the rights to ECW to, well the one guy who made ECW cool back in the 90s the new owner of ECW will be Ric Flair!”
“WOOO!”
“That means we get WWE, right Vince?” asks Trips really nicely.
“No, flip you, the new CEO of WWE is one of the guys that made WWE what it is today. The best WWE champion to ever wrestle ever. The new owner will be THE UNDERTAKER!”
Undertaker walks in, he looks scary and pleased.
“I’ve decided that WWE means Raw, so I’ll let Triple H run Smackdown!” says Vince.
“Oh, we can run it as a team honey,” says Steph, but Triple H shakes his head and tells her to do crunches because she is getting fat.
“And, I will have a fifth brand called EXPLOSION SUPER WRESTLING SIBLING POWER, I want my kids to run that one together as a team.”
“Stop touching me SHANE!” yells Steph, “Go play with your baseball cards,”
“Okay there is going to be a draft next week and everyone will have awesome rosters, no matter what, even if someone dies, EDGE! Remember to fix it if someone kills their family and offs themselves,” orders McMahon
“I’ll do my best, eh.”
6/25/07 – MONDAY NIGHT RAW – THE DRAFT
Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and Shane McMahon, The Rock, The Undertaker, and Ric Flair all stand at a table wearing suits. A video of Vincent McMahon appears on the ceiling.
“WELCOME TO THE DRAFT, AS OF NOW, all the title belts have been vacated. Each brand will have seven titles, and each brand will have a special rule for the draft or how the brand must be run. ESWSP’s rule is they get two draft picks each time they pick, but the wrestlers must be siblings. WCW’s rule is that every match must have a title on the line. ECW’s rule is that every match must be an EXTREME RULES OR LADDER MATCH. Raw’s rule is that you can only draft wrestlers under the age of 30. And Smackdown’s rule will be that it has 2 more titles than everyone else, and it must have 3 title matches on every show.”
Triple H slams his fist on the table, he is mad that he has more titles!
“Now I will give you 3 hours to meet with smart people and people you know to make up title names, at the end of those three hours I want you to meet here and announce your title names, then I’ll make more announcements and the draft can begin.”
3 hours pass and everyone comes back to the room, with sheets of paper that have the names of the titles.
“OKAY NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL BACK I WANT THE ROCK TO NAME HIS BELTS FIRST! Just a rule of thumb the most important title goes in all caps,”
“The Rock, made a list of cool titles that will be in WCW,” says The Rock, and then he lists off the seven championships. His list follows.
WCW Brahma Bull Championship
WCW Jabroni Championship
WCW Supernova Championship
WCW Lightningweight Championship
WCW Finally Championship
WCW Rock and Sock Championship
WCW SUPER COOKIE PUSS ROCK BOTTOM JABRONI MEGA CHAMPIONSHIP
“Those are good championships, I want ESWSP to go next, I expect good title names from my children.”
Shane starts to list the names but Stephanie shoves him and starts listing the names herself. They follow.
ESWSP Undisputed Tag Team Championship
ESWSP Fire Championship
ESWSP Mixed Tag Team Championship
ESWSP White Horse Championship
ESWSP SIBLING RIVALRY CHAMPIONSHIP
ESWSP Ladies Championship
ESWSP Men’s Championship
“Now I want to hear Taker’s titles,”
Taker said the names of Raw’s Titles.
RAW World Championship
RAW Tag Team Championship
RAW Intercontinental Championship
RAW European Championship
RAW United States Championship
RAW Tombstone Championship
RAW REST IN PIECE CHAMPIONSHIP
“Cool, now Flair I want to hear your belts,”
“WOOO!”
Ric Flair then listed the ECW Titles.
ECW Tag Team Championships
ECW Television Championship
ECW United States Championship
ECW Four Horseman Championship
ECW Ladder Match Championship
ECW Extreme Rules Match Championship
ECW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
“Last and least, Hunter’s championships,” says VKM!
Triple H slams his hand on the table, he is mad that it is his turn! Then he lists his titles.
SD! WRESTLEMANIA XIX CHAMPIONSHIP
SD! WrestleMania 18 Championship
SD! WrestleMania 2000 Championship
SD! WrestleMania XIV Championship
SD! WrestleMania 13 Championship
SD! Pedigree Championship
SD! This Business Championship
SD! Degeneration-X Championship
SD! Buried Championship
“Now that all the titles have been named will Edge please step forward!”
Edge steps forward!
“Edge, use the time machine and take these people to June 1st 2013 and we will continue the draft then,”
Triple H slams his fist on the table!
“I like this time! What will happen in seven years without me, Vince? Did you think of that Vince?” shouts Triple H.
Vince doesn’t answer because he is a tape and he can’t answer questions. He is dead because his limo blew up.
“I am the best wrestler in all of wrestling!” says Triple H as he slams his fist on the desk.
The Rock tells Triple H to shut up so Triple H challenges him to a fight!
“Let’s go hamster style right now home dog! Smackdown is going to rip WCW a new one in the acehole!”
“You are a jabroni piece of poopy! I AM THE ROCK RAWR ROCK!”
“I have a lot of money take that!”
“Well I am in movies! Ever seen The Toothfairy?”
“That’s not even in the theaters yet, so no punk ship mouth I haven’t!”
“Well you should, I act in it, flip head!”
“I’m going to hit you with a sledgehammer or my finisher!”
“You have a cookie Plessy, I bet your name stands for Humper Humpy Humpface because you remind me of a dog ropist!”
“Well I think you are gee!”
“I know you are gee because you sucked my big black cook,”
“Yeah but you liked it gee lord,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“No I didn’t,”
“Yeah you did,”
“So what, there ain’t nothing wrong with being gee,”
“Yeah there is, you people can never beat me because people like you aren’t winners!”
“I’ve won title belts, beach face,”
“No you haven’t those were imaginary brass rings,”
“No they weren’t,”
“They are because I say they are punk! This is a blood feud, I’m going to legit kill you in a wrestling match,”
“Go rub oil on your chest and have your husband rub your pig back then,”
“Come on Steph do what Rock says,”
Steph starts rubbing Triple H’s pig’s back.
“We’re going to be late to the future if you guys don’t hurry the flip up, eh,” says Edge because he is Canadian.
All the GMs and Edge go into the time machine and go to June 1st 2013.
6/1/13 – Saturday before CLASH OF THE BRANDS
“Okay now that we are in the future we can start THE DRAFT!” shouts VKM from the ceiling!
Triple H slams his fist on the table. “I don’t like the future!”
“Okay Steph and Shane get their two picks first,” says Mr. McMahon.
“We pick Cody Rhodes and Goldust!” says Shane.
“Triple H gets pick #2,”
“I pick my best friend Shawn Michaels!” says Triple H as he slams his fist on the table!
“’Taker’s turn, remember, younger than 30!”
“I don’t know anyone under 30,” says Undertaker, but Triple H tells him to shut the flip up and pick someone! So he picks Seth Rollins!
“Okay Rock’s Turn!”
“I pick John Cena!”
“Flair!”
“Terry Funk, wooo!”
The GMs kept drafting here are their rosters!
ESWSP:
Shane McMahon (General Manager)
Stephanie McMahon (General Manager)
Cody Rhodes
Goldust
Brie Bella
Nikki Bella
Dolph Ziggler
Briley Pierce
Edge
Christian
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Primo
Carlito
Brett DiBiase
Ted DiBiase
Alicia Fox
Cameron Lynn
Paul Burchill
Katie Lea Burchill
Hannah Blossom
Holly Blossom
Mark Briscoe
Jay Briscoe
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Nick Jackson
Matt Jackson
David Flair
Charlotte Flair
Zak Zodiac
Zebra Kid
Sim Snuka
Tamina Snuka
Doug Basham
Danny Basham
Chuck Taylor
Brian Cage-Taylor
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Roderick Strong
Sedrick Strong
El Hijo Del Ice Cream
Ice Cream Jr.
SD!:
Triple H (General Manager)
Shawn Michaels
Daniel Bryan
Kane
Brock Lesnar
Chris Benoit
Sheamus
Antonio Cesaro
Big Show
The Great Khali
Mark Henry
Kassius Ohno
Darren Young
Titus O’Neil
Kofi Kingston
Paul Heyman
Justin Gabriel
Ezekiel Jackson
Epico
Steve Austin
Layla El
Linda McMahon
Natalya Neidhart
Trish Stratus
Rosa Mendes
RAW:
Undertaker (General Manager)
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Zack Ryder
Drew McIntyre
Heath Slater
Big E Langston
Bo Dallas
AJ Lee
Jinder Mahal
JTG
Brad Maddox
Hornswoggle
Curt Hawkins
Paige
Naomi Night
Camacho
Kaitlyn
Richie Steamboat
Xavier Woods
Adrian Neville
Rebecca Knox
WCW:
The Rock (General Manager)
John Cena
CM Punk
Dusty Rhodes
Evan Bourne
Michael McGillicutty
Chris Jericho
Wade Barrett
Mick Foley
David Otunga
Kevin Nash
Alberto Del Rio
Ricardo Rodriguez
Fandango
Mason Ryan
Summer Rae
El Luchador (El Generico)
Tyson Kidd
Ryback
Damien Sandow
John Laurinaitis
R-Truth
Matt Striker
Theodore Long
ECW:
Ric Flair (General Manager)
Terry Funk
The Miz
Rey Mysterio
Zeb Colter
Jack Swagger
Finlay
William Regal
The Sandman
Booker T
Jerry Lawler
Billy Gunn
Road Dogg
Tensai
Brodus Clay
Alex Riley
John Morrison
Joey Mercury
Sin Cara
Hunico
John Bradshaw Layfield
Santino Marella
Sean Waltman
Vickie Guerrero
“Now that all the rosters are set, I will now announce that tomorrow will be a super PPV with all five brands. The show will be called Clash of The Brands. You guys have 30 minutes to decide the card. GO!” says VKM.
Triple H slams his fist on the table. “Rock, me and you are fighting in the main event beach and I’m going to kick your flipping dumb axe!”
“You are a jabroni!”
“It will be a Last Man Standing Heck in a Cell Match, for the biggest title on Smackdown!”
“You are on! I’ll kick your stupid face with my foot.”
Triple H slammed his fist on the table several more times throughout the meeting and the final card was set.
Clash of The Brands!
ECW Four Horsemen Championship – Ladder Match
Super Dance Squad (Brodus Clay, Tensai, Santino Marella, and Sean Waltman) vs. MRMM (The Miz, Alex Riley, John Morrison, and Joey Mercury)
RAW World Championship
Dean Ambrose /w AJ Lee, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns vs. Zack Ryder /w Curt Hawkins
WCW SCPRBJM Championship
Chris Jericho vs. John Cena vs. Ryback vs. CM Punk
ESWSP Sibling Rivalry Championship – Whoever Gets The Pin Becomes Champion
Edge and Christian vs. Scott Steiner and Rick Steiner
ECW World Championship – Extreme Rules Match
Terry Funk vs. William Regal
Main Event!
SD! WrestleMania XIX Championship – Last Man Standing Heck in a Cell Match
SD! General Manager Triple H vs. WCW General Manager The Rock