HULKAMANIA 4 LIFE's FREE FIGURE WINNER IS.......
Aug 30, 2013 16:44:02 GMT -5
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Post by AlexWestCollects on Aug 30, 2013 16:44:02 GMT -5
AND THE WINNER IS.....kidjoe Everyone did an amazing job, but his made me laugh the most. I wish more would have participated but it is what it is. Thanks to everyone who entered, you guys all did a great job!
Alright guys the figure gods have been good to me as of late so its my time to give back! I'm going to do a giveaway contest for this beauty....
Or maybe she looks like this to mattel cuz they gave her a man face lol...i kid i kid
Either way I did a short skit to set up the contest. I wanted to do something fun and different then the same boring contest of guessing a number from 1 to 1000. Take a look below and continue until you read the rules. Thanks!
PLAY THE MUSIC FOR THE INTRO------------>>>>
Don't scroll too fast!!!
You're still scrolling too fast!!!!
Imagine its the open credits to a movie!!!
STARRING
DWAYNE "The Rock" Johnson
Rosa Mendes
Dolph Lundgren
Vince McMahon
CM Punk
Titus O'Neil
John Cena
Nikki Bella
And
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rock: Mr. McMahon
Vince: Dwayne, good to see you.
Rock: You too sir, I came as soon as I got your message.
Rock: So what can I do for you?
Vince: It's Rosa, they've.....taken her.
Rock: Your wife? Who took her?
Vince: They left this....
Rock: Sir, we both know there's only one man capable of this.
Rock: Dr. Strudel! If we only knew his real identity.
Vince: Dwyane I need you to get her back. Since you've retired from the entertainment industry you've become the best mercenary in the world. She's all I got since Linda left me and the company went under. Shane or Stephanie won't even speak to me.....
Rock: Mr. McMahon, sir....I'll get her back. I'll get my crew together tonight.
Vince: Thank You. And please be safe.
Rock: Will do.
ONE HOUR LATER
Rock: Ray what the hell are you doing?
Rock: Why aren't you ready? I told your monkey ass we had a job tonight!
Ray: What? I was setting up those campaign posters President Hogan asked me to put up.
Rock: And way to leave your gear lying around. Someone could walk in here and shoot a hole in that gut, make you look even more like a god damn jelly donut!
Ray: Sorry about that Dwayne.
Rock: I'm just kidding ya man, you ready to do this tonight?
Ray: You know it brother! They gonna serve some hard time!
Rock: Now listen this one is very important to me. It's Mr. McMahon's wife. And I think Dr. Strudel's all over this one.
Rock: Its get around that time.
Rock: Did you bring in that new guy for tonight's job?
Ray: Sure did! Hey Dolph come over here!
Ray: Dolph, this is Rock.
Dolph: Soooo the world famous Dwayne Johnson.....The Rock.......
Rock: What was your name again?
Dolph: Dol..
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! You ready to go?
Dolph: Let me go get my gear and I'll be good to go.
Rock: Ray can we trust this guy?
Ray: Don't worry this guy is legit. He may be a little stiff but he's business.
Ray: Now lets bag us a Strudel!!!
Rock: Alright we need to get through this underground tunnel and it should bring us into Dr. Strudel's hideout at the docks. Just follow my lead and stay sharp men.
Rock: Come on we're almost there.
Rock: There's Rosa. Holy Sh*t they boxed her up. She's MOC!!!
Rock: Don't worry Mama.....Rock's gotta bust you out of that plastic prison. Hey guys come give me a hand. Guys?
Rock: What in the blue hell?
Rock: (whispers) what is that?
Rock: So you're Dr. Strudel?!? You backstabbing son of a b*itch!!!
Rock: Again with the lights? Where's are the damn Wyatts and their lantern when you need em?
Rock: What the fcuk is that?
Dr. Strudel: Ah Rock we finally meet face to face.
Rock: Dr. Strudel!
Dr. Strudel: This has been a long time coming Rocky. Unlike our last encounter....
Rock: Last encounter? I've never met you before you bucket of monkey piss.
Dr. Strudel: Ah but you have! When you were the jabroni beating, pie eating, trailblazing, eyebrow raising piece of sh*t that ended my career.
Dr. Strudel: That was the same stage we both came out to when we were wrestlers. I grabbed it from the dumpster once the company went bankrupt.
Rock: I have no idea what the hell your talking about jabroni, but you better get to the point before I check your ass into the SMACKDOWN HOTEL!!!
Dr. Strudel: Always with the insults. I could never get over with the fans, but you..... All the boos, the fruity pebble chants....I just couldn't take it anymore.
Dr. Strudel: I wanted to be the star, I wanted the fans to cheer my name and actually like me. I couldn't handle it anymore and I vanished!
Rock: John Cena! No one's seen you since you left with that injury 7 years ago!
Dr. Strudel: I was John Cena but not anymore. When I couldn't preform in the ring, I lost everything! The houses, the cars, the fred flinstone statues, the money! ALL OF IT!!!!!
Nikki: You took everything from US! No nice clothes, fancy bottles of wine or private planes for poor ol' NIKKI!
Nikki: Now I take something from you!
Nikki: Say goodbye to your friend!
Rock: No don't!
Nikki: We're not even yet....but it's a start!
Rock: You're done before this is all over.
Dr. Strudel: ENOUGH!
Dr. Strudel: This ENDS NOW!
Rock: The light thing is getting a little old.
Batman: It's over Strudel!!!
Dr. Strudel: Ben Affleck?
Dr. Strudel: YO Bats You can't see me!!!
Dr. Strudel: HAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
Rock: Ben are you ok?
Batman: Get your hands off me!!! I'm not damn Ben Affleck I'm the god damn DARK KNIGHT!!! Go after Strudel, I'll free Rosa.
Rock: I'm gonna turn that mask sideways and stick it straight up his fruity pebble ass!
Rock: Let's finish this Strudel!!!
Dr. Strudel: For one more night....THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Rock: Get ready to hit ROCK BOTTOM!!!
Alright guys the figure gods have been good to me as of late so its my time to give back! I'm going to do a giveaway contest for this beauty....
Or maybe she looks like this to mattel cuz they gave her a man face lol...i kid i kid
Either way I did a short skit to set up the contest. I wanted to do something fun and different then the same boring contest of guessing a number from 1 to 1000. Take a look below and continue until you read the rules. Thanks!
PLAY THE MUSIC FOR THE INTRO------------>>>>
Don't scroll too fast!!!
You're still scrolling too fast!!!!
Imagine its the open credits to a movie!!!
A Hulkamania 4 Life Production
Written by
In Association with
STARRING
DWAYNE "The Rock" Johnson
Ray Traylor
Rosa Mendes
Dolph Lundgren
Vince McMahon
CM Punk
Titus O'Neil
John Cena
Nikki Bella
And
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rescuing Rosa
July 19, 2020
Rock: Mr. McMahon
Vince: Dwayne, good to see you.
Rock: You too sir, I came as soon as I got your message.
Rock: So what can I do for you?
Vince: It's Rosa, they've.....taken her.
Rock: Your wife? Who took her?
Vince: They left this....
Rock: Sir, we both know there's only one man capable of this.
Rock: Dr. Strudel! If we only knew his real identity.
Vince: Dwyane I need you to get her back. Since you've retired from the entertainment industry you've become the best mercenary in the world. She's all I got since Linda left me and the company went under. Shane or Stephanie won't even speak to me.....
Rock: Mr. McMahon, sir....I'll get her back. I'll get my crew together tonight.
Vince: Thank You. And please be safe.
Rock: Will do.
ONE HOUR LATER
Rock: Ray what the hell are you doing?
Rock: Why aren't you ready? I told your monkey ass we had a job tonight!
Ray: What? I was setting up those campaign posters President Hogan asked me to put up.
Rock: And way to leave your gear lying around. Someone could walk in here and shoot a hole in that gut, make you look even more like a god damn jelly donut!
Ray: Sorry about that Dwayne.
Rock: I'm just kidding ya man, you ready to do this tonight?
Ray: You know it brother! They gonna serve some hard time!
Rock: Now listen this one is very important to me. It's Mr. McMahon's wife. And I think Dr. Strudel's all over this one.
Rock: Its get around that time.
Rock: Did you bring in that new guy for tonight's job?
Ray: Sure did! Hey Dolph come over here!
Ray: Dolph, this is Rock.
Dolph: Soooo the world famous Dwayne Johnson.....The Rock.......
Rock: What was your name again?
Dolph: Dol..
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! You ready to go?
Dolph: Let me go get my gear and I'll be good to go.
Rock: Ray can we trust this guy?
Ray: Don't worry this guy is legit. He may be a little stiff but he's business.
Ray: Now lets bag us a Strudel!!!
Rock: Alright we need to get through this underground tunnel and it should bring us into Dr. Strudel's hideout at the docks. Just follow my lead and stay sharp men.
Rock: Come on we're almost there.
Rock: There's Rosa. Holy Sh*t they boxed her up. She's MOC!!!
Rock: Don't worry Mama.....Rock's gotta bust you out of that plastic prison. Hey guys come give me a hand. Guys?
Rock: What in the blue hell?
Rock: (whispers) what is that?
Rock: So you're Dr. Strudel?!? You backstabbing son of a b*itch!!!
Rock: Again with the lights? Where's are the damn Wyatts and their lantern when you need em?
Rock: What the fcuk is that?
Dr. Strudel: Ah Rock we finally meet face to face.
Rock: Dr. Strudel!
Dr. Strudel: This has been a long time coming Rocky. Unlike our last encounter....
Rock: Last encounter? I've never met you before you bucket of monkey piss.
Dr. Strudel: Ah but you have! When you were the jabroni beating, pie eating, trailblazing, eyebrow raising piece of sh*t that ended my career.
Dr. Strudel: That was the same stage we both came out to when we were wrestlers. I grabbed it from the dumpster once the company went bankrupt.
Rock: I have no idea what the hell your talking about jabroni, but you better get to the point before I check your ass into the SMACKDOWN HOTEL!!!
Dr. Strudel: Always with the insults. I could never get over with the fans, but you..... All the boos, the fruity pebble chants....I just couldn't take it anymore.
Dr. Strudel: I wanted to be the star, I wanted the fans to cheer my name and actually like me. I couldn't handle it anymore and I vanished!
Rock: John Cena! No one's seen you since you left with that injury 7 years ago!
Dr. Strudel: I was John Cena but not anymore. When I couldn't preform in the ring, I lost everything! The houses, the cars, the fred flinstone statues, the money! ALL OF IT!!!!!
Nikki: You took everything from US! No nice clothes, fancy bottles of wine or private planes for poor ol' NIKKI!
Nikki: Now I take something from you!
Nikki: Say goodbye to your friend!
Rock: No don't!
Nikki: We're not even yet....but it's a start!
Rock: You're done before this is all over.
Dr. Strudel: ENOUGH!
Dr. Strudel: This ENDS NOW!
Rock: The light thing is getting a little old.
Batman: It's over Strudel!!!
Dr. Strudel: Ben Affleck?
Dr. Strudel: YO Bats You can't see me!!!
Dr. Strudel: HAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
Rock: Ben are you ok?
Batman: Get your hands off me!!! I'm not damn Ben Affleck I'm the god damn DARK KNIGHT!!! Go after Strudel, I'll free Rosa.
Rock: I'm gonna turn that mask sideways and stick it straight up his fruity pebble ass!
Rock: Let's finish this Strudel!!!
Dr. Strudel: For one more night....THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Rock: Get ready to hit ROCK BOTTOM!!!
FINALLY THE CONTEST RULES
Finally right? This damn Hulkamania guy....
For this contest you will have to post a picture(s) of the final battle between Dr. Strudel (John Cena) and The Rock. They can be in their wrestling attire, it can be any Cena or Rock figures. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CENA FIGURE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DR. STRUDEL USING A MASK OR SOMETHING! If You don't have a Rock figure then shame on you! You can post as many pics as you want but ONLY ONE ENTRY PER USER! It could be only 1 picture or you can do a whole skit with many pictures. Its really up to you. It doesn't matter if it's in a ring or a in the kitchen sink! Get creative, have fun and make it your own.
I will be picking the winner based on which pictures I like best!
Rules
Only one entry per user. Post as many pics as you want but ONLY in ONE post!
Multiple Entries Will Be Disqualified!
This contest is open to everyone. ***Note If you live outside the US and I pick you as the winner I will mail the figure to you without tracking because it's just to expensive lol!
Contest ends Tuesday September 3rd at 6PM.
Winner will be announced on Wednesday September 4th at will receive a **loose** Rosa Mendes figure for FREE!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!! FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
IF THIS CONTEST IS SUCCESSFUL I WILL BE DOING MORE OF THESE IN THE FUTURE. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PM ME!
THANKS AND GOOD LUCK!!!
For this contest you will have to post a picture(s) of the final battle between Dr. Strudel (John Cena) and The Rock. They can be in their wrestling attire, it can be any Cena or Rock figures. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CENA FIGURE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DR. STRUDEL USING A MASK OR SOMETHING! If You don't have a Rock figure then shame on you! You can post as many pics as you want but ONLY ONE ENTRY PER USER! It could be only 1 picture or you can do a whole skit with many pictures. Its really up to you. It doesn't matter if it's in a ring or a in the kitchen sink! Get creative, have fun and make it your own.
I will be picking the winner based on which pictures I like best!
Rules
Only one entry per user. Post as many pics as you want but ONLY in ONE post!
Multiple Entries Will Be Disqualified!
This contest is open to everyone. ***Note If you live outside the US and I pick you as the winner I will mail the figure to you without tracking because it's just to expensive lol!
Contest ends Tuesday September 3rd at 6PM.
Winner will be announced on Wednesday September 4th at will receive a **loose** Rosa Mendes figure for FREE!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!! FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
IF THIS CONTEST IS SUCCESSFUL I WILL BE DOING MORE OF THESE IN THE FUTURE. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PM ME!
THANKS AND GOOD LUCK!!!
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