Celebrity Fight Club: Gene Genie

If it was up to scum like Hunter Thompson, we'd be sticking syringes into the arms of every man woman and child on this planet and injecting the poison straight into their systems. He's a poster boy for junkies and hippies far and wide, a coward who plunges societies idiotic wasters into a life of pain and suffering.

In the 1960's, a lousy excuse for a human being got my brother hooked on speed, and my attempts to track him down didn't prove successful until it was too late. You talk about respect? You don't know the meaning of the word. Richard Nixon gets my respect, decent honest coppers looking to put away bad guys get my respect. A deluded journalist, who thinks he's Scott bloody Fitzgerald, does not.

I'm going to take great satisfaction in beating ten types of s*** out of you Hunter, I'm going to get a lot of pleasure from beating you down into the dirt where you belong. I'm the law Hunter, and you're a criminal, a druggie, who feels the need to shove his dribble down the throat of the common man. So what you're going to be on the end of when you throw yourself in the line of fire, is not unnecessary force, or an undeserved beating, you're going to be on the receiving end of hard, nasty, unrelenting, justice.

This isn't a poetry competition or a spelling bee, your girly words aren't going to help you here, your vocabulary stunning though it may be, won't save you. Brute force is what's required and frankly your odds look worse than Jocelyn Wildenstein post-surgery, you've got as much chance of victory as Stephen Hawking has of winning a Public Speaking Competition.

You can't run from the fuzz Hunter, you can't hide from the law. Justice is coming, the old fashioned way, the beating that's coming your way is long overdue. You're a drug addict, a commie, a crook, a criminal, and it's time for the Gene Genie to put you in your place. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that happens Hunter, I'll smash you to pieces with my bare hands, I'll finish the job you started with a revolver, heck if I have to I'll bring my Quattro along and turn you into road kill.

Dr. Thompson is a cancer that needs to be eradicated, and I fully intend to do just that, if he doesn't beat me too it.


OOC: Ugh, I really didn't do this justice and to be honest I'm only posting it because I want to be able to say that I haven't no showed since I returned (which probably isn't a very good reason). Still, as most of you have no idea who the character is (thanks for pointing that out so enthusiastically Shawn ), hopefully it will at least encourage one or two of you who haven't watched the British version of Life on Mars to check it out, you wouldn't be disappointed. I literally had no idea who Hunter S. Thompson was before the card went up (should I have?), so if any information is incorrect then I'm sorry, didn't have a lot of time (obviously) so Wikipedia was my research tool. Meh.

Edit: I should point out that because of the choice of character there were (pretty poor) attempts to be controversial (or at least not that nice), obviously no offense intended.