Hording ..... Ebay sellers...... Scalpers........Lay a way ?

First off, that was incredibly confusing to read. Second, layaway is a system set into play around the holidays which allows you to essentially reserve an item as you pay it off in chunks. Think of it like using a credit card, but you don't get what you've bought until you've paid it off.

As far as I know, the only places you can preorder figures are here and other online stores. Mom and pop shops may also let you preorder, but I've never heard of a mass retailer doing so.

No.

Then my job was done here..... good day sir ......... good day.

I'm trying to figure out what a hoarder is in this situation. A collector that has more money and time than you? So they get the figures you want?

These threads get worse and worse.... I think I'm taking a break from this place for a while....

I never wanted to become the grammar police - but it's to the point where I don't even understand what half these people are asking/saying.....

Even if this thing were perfectly punctuated and structured, it'd still make no sense. Don't feel bad for not understanding; he called the Toys R Us water fountain "liquid gold," then went on to say "They can't even bottle the stuff," two sentences that seem to play off each other, but make absolutely no sense together.

If I'm comprehending this correctly, the guy is saying that gold, when in liquid form, has some sort of magnetic force that pushes away from the both glass and plastic due to the polarity of the two object, and, therefore, cannot be bottled. This, however, only leads to more questions that I think deserve answers.

For instance, can it be canned or stored in some other fashion in any metals? What if we froze it? It would them be a solid, so would bottling it still be out of the question? Also, why would one need to bottle this liquid gold in the first place? If it's readily available for free at any Toys R Us across the nation, and, I assume, globally, it's value would be less than that of bottle containing it.

Okay, sorry. It's late and I think my brain is broken.

I was going for absurdism and mine actually had a coherent theme. I mean, I get what you're saying, but I think I deserve a little but more credit than that. You're comparing my silliness to something that was seemingly written by a drunk baby.