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Post by IRS on Dec 30, 2014 21:52:33 GMT -5
I got it, just no sold it. You don't think that if he announced tomorrow that he decided to give in, and have a reunion tour/album that he wouldn't be relevant? Bitch please... No, I don't. I also don't the the Rolling Stones would be relevant if they had a reunion tour. They would be just as relevant as a 3rd X-Files movie, dammit! ....wait |
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Post by Colter on Dec 30, 2014 21:52:52 GMT -5
we should totally have another roast one of the noobs this time. and by noobs I mean 1-year veterans like steben, colter, pimp, ducky, or bart. just because we know enough about them to make fun of them now.  ing do it |
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Post by Colter on Dec 30, 2014 21:54:11 GMT -5
"Dusty Rhodes did a horrible interview where he told viewers if they didn't watch the Clash, he would remember and that on Christmas, he would come down their chimney and beat up their kids."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 21:55:14 GMT -5
we should totally have another roast one of the noobs this time. and by noobs I mean 1-year veterans like steben, colter, pimp, ducky, or bart. just because we know enough about them to make fun of them now. I'd complain about not being included in the list, but a roast of me would just consist of "New Jack sux" |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 21:55:26 GMT -5
SUMO MONSTER TRUCKS!
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Post by slappy on Dec 30, 2014 21:55:25 GMT -5
"Dusty Rhodes did a horrible interview where he told viewers if they didn't watch the Clash, he would remember and that on Christmas, he would come down their chimney and beat up their kids." What's the horrible part? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 21:58:11 GMT -5
Notes from my poverty roast that was definitely not a ripoff of the slappy roast JC Motors said that the Rick Victor shtick was dead. That was January 4th, 2014. Looks like I beat it to death. My bad. Spear Guy "You called me a ing cockologist once" @benurich LOL at "TDVR" "Here's what I do know about you: You have a bizarre onsession with men and their packages. I mean, Jesus, "TDVR"? Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much. You have more names than a Latina during her Quinceañera. I've seen you change your name so much, even Sybil thinks you have too many personas. I'm just waiting for you to go by a symbol like Prince. And what the with all these Dante Dash pictures? I've heard you mention his thighs quite a bit; is that because you want to be his Thigh Master? That dude is so ugly, if I see him again, not only will there never be a chance of me turning gay, but I'll swear off sex entirely." @blaze12341 "You know that kid from school that would always talk to you about his favorite toys, and show you pictures even though you repeatedly told him you didn't care? Yeah, he's got a wfigs account now. James Enderson everybody! James, you've forced so many unsuccessful memes even 9Gag is embarrassed for you." |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 21:59:50 GMT -5
Notes from my poverty roast that was definitely not a ripoff of the slappy roast JC Motors said that the Rick Victor shtick was dead. That was January 4th, 2014. Looks like I beat it to death. My bad. Spear Guy "You called me a ing cockologist once" @benurich LOL at "TDVR" "Here's what I do know about you: You have a bizarre onsession with men and their packages. I mean, Jesus, "TDVR"? Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much. You have more names than a Latina during her Quinceañera. I've seen you change your name so much, even Sybil thinks you have too many personas. I'm just waiting for you to go by a symbol like Prince. And what the with all these Dante Dash pictures? I've heard you mention his thighs quite a bit; is that because you want to be his Thigh Master? That dude is so ugly, if I see him again, not only will there never be a chance of me turning gay, but I'll swear off sex entirely." @blaze12341 "You know that kid from school that would always talk to you about his favorite toys, and show you pictures even though you repeatedly told him you didn't care? Yeah, he's got a wfigs account now. James Enderson everybody! James, you've forced so many unsuccessful memes even 9Gag is embarrassed for you." Vick Rictor! |
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Post by Colter on Dec 30, 2014 22:00:27 GMT -5
Can we just appreciate this line
"Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much." damn, son
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:01:55 GMT -5
Can we just appreciate this line "Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much." damn, son Slappy responded with something along the lines of "This isn't a competition. But if it were, it'd be the best competition ever." It was glorious. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:09:40 GMT -5
Notes from my poverty roast that was definitely not a ripoff of the slappy roast JC Motors said that the Rick Victor shtick was dead. That was January 4th, 2014. Looks like I beat it to death. My bad. Spear Guy "You called me a ing cockologist once" @benurich LOL at "TDVR" "Here's what I do know about you: You have a bizarre onsession with men and their packages. I mean, Jesus, "TDVR"? Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much. You have more names than a Latina during her Quinceañera. I've seen you change your name so much, even Sybil thinks you have too many personas. I'm just waiting for you to go by a symbol like Prince. And what the with all these Dante Dash pictures? I've heard you mention his thighs quite a bit; is that because you want to be his Thigh Master? That dude is so ugly, if I see him again, not only will there never be a chance of me turning gay, but I'll swear off sex entirely." @blaze12341 "You know that kid from school that would always talk to you about his favorite toys, and show you pictures even though you repeatedly told him you didn't care? Yeah, he's got a wfigs account now. James Enderson everybody! James, you've forced so many unsuccessful memes even 9Gag is embarrassed for you." God damn I'm hilarious. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:10:16 GMT -5
Can we just appreciate this line "Even Slappy doesn't like dick that much." damn, son Slappy responded with something along the lines of "This isn't a competition. But if it were, it'd be the best competition ever." It was glorious. I forgot how much I enjoyed the roasts. |
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Post by Colter on Dec 30, 2014 22:11:03 GMT -5
Being class president sucks
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:12:19 GMT -5
Roast of SteBen tonight?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:16:27 GMT -5
You have more names than a Latina during her Quinceañera. I've seen you change your name so much, even Sybil thinks you have too many personas. I'm just waiting for you to go by a symbol like Prince. (Pop culture reference mixed with snarky comment about a member I respect.) I figured you could do the work on a typical Ben Urich post. |
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Post by Colter on Dec 30, 2014 22:17:38 GMT -5
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Post by Angusdacat on Dec 30, 2014 22:20:04 GMT -5
Coming up next, photos of Angus that aren't 5 years old
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 22:21:17 GMT -5
Coming up next, photos of Angus that aren't 5 years old I call bullcrap. |
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