I'm trying to track down those terrible WFWM comicbook-esque fan fiction posts that I made in december 2010 on winter break because I legit had nothing better to do aside from eat sugar and spam meowth pictures.
I realized that fan fiction as all one word is censored- spam. What gives?
Fan fiction =HENTAI
Nah it actually made it with Metal Gear solid in mind; give it a read if you have an hour to read poorly written juvenille Enderson works:
(The peaceful Banter Nation. A vaction-like spot where people all over the globe can come to and chill out. Unfortunatley, for a while, interest was lost in it. Banter conoseuir James W. Enderson returned to this Nation just a few months ago, and he made it his mission to slowly build it back from the bottom up. Eventually, word traveled of his intense attempts of restoring Banter glory. A former partner, enemy, partner, then rival, then partner of James arrived to help build this dream. Da Big Balla, Diego Alcazar. Together they ruled Banter and eventually began to make allies with old and new associates. They finally decided that to make Banter Nation fully operation, recreational, and awesome, they needed to reform their old protection agency, WFWM. Enderson went to the old WFWM headquarters, along with their hangers and garages. He got out his old URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE and custom fitted a trash compactor for spam on it. Diego's BATTLE LIMO was tested and made sure it was safe. Enderson also located the FIRE RED HOVERBOARD with missles and other awesome things. Enderson, who once fixed a broken Sega Dreamcast, was able to use his amazing electronics skills to quickly whip up some new machines, like a spam-hunting 4-wheeler, a spam-hunting spaceship and sattelite, a cybornetic penguin water mechanism that could be piloted by a human, and a personal cat fire turbo jet for recruit "T-Cat". Diego contacted everyone and told them to report to the level 101 basement of the WFWM Palace for a secret meeting. This is their first meeting of the year:)
DIEGO: Gentlemen, I've brought you here today in the name of preserving Banter. Our assignment is to seek out and destroy our enemies.
ENDERSON: Wait a minute... we opperate morally and fairly. We don't have an agenda, we don't go after people. And we treat them with respect, we let them be tried by the government of our nation.
DIEGO: Enderson, surely you haven't gone soft!
ENDERSON: I'm the commander of this enterprise! Anything that has to do with battle, it's my call. You may be the president, you may wear jeans with rhinestones like David Otunga and have WFWM shaved into your hair as you drive your battle limo and live in the palace. Meanwhile, I'm out there in the middle of it in my assault vehicle trying to survive!
DIEGO: Your assault vehicle? Your assault vehicle is a pimp mobile! You have a dozed 16 inch subs in there as you blast techno music!
ENDERSON: Meh...
DIEGO: You're not turning on me again, are you?
ENDERSON: No, you fool...
DIEGO: Because you know the last time you turned on me, you turned on this organization! WFWM lives on through me! You denounced this enterprise, and you denounced me!
ENDERSON: You know why that was, you know the path you took was wrong.
DIEGO: It doesn't matter. What matters now is that we are here and ready to take our Banter Nation back.
ENDERSON: Right. Now, gentlemen, I'm sure you've recieved your vehicle and patrol assignments already. I tried to answer as many requests as I could.
COPELAND: Dang right! When do I get to tear it up on my hoverboard!?
ENDERSON: As soon as this meeting is ajourned. And because of your enthusiasm, I'm going to name you Luitenant (SP?).
A.J.: Now why couldn't I get a Camero to ride in?
ENDERSON: Because the streets are already being patroled with my UAV, the battle limo, and John's ATV. Besides, your job might be the most important... to warn us about intergallactic dangers and incoming spam attacks across the whole planet.
A.J.: Now that you say that. That's pretty damn sweet. And you do know that.
JESUS: Now when you say the ATV's patrolling the streets, what specific streets do you mean?
ENDERSON: With your all-terrain vehicle, we're counting on you to patrol the backroads, mountains, and snowy regions of Banter Nation. Bascially, the places that the vehicles of Deigo and myself can't navigate.
JESUS: Sounds pretty INTENSE!
ENDERSON: Now, A.J., if you do spot anything on the planet through your radar that could be a danger to us, you must report it to T-Cat.
T-Cat: And then I'll intercept the trouble in my Firecat Jet of Destiny?
ENDERSON: That's right. You're going to be covering a higher air space than Lt. Copeland. He'll focus more on the surface in his hoverboard, and atop and between the skyscrapers of the city. I'm counting on you, Cat, to cover the skies as a whole.
T-Cat: You've got it, commander.
PENGUIN: I understand I'll be taking the waters?
ENDERSON: Yes, but don't go out to far. Patrol the coasts. You have a one-man robotic penguin pod to navigate. You can also navigate throughout the rivers within Banter Nation, before you reach the waterfalls and awesome innertube rapids.
PENGUIN: Sweet deal. Thanks for the personalization.
ENDERSON: Anytime. Now, personally, I'll be rolling in the streets of Banter City, keeping things safe. The armor of my UAV is nearly inpregnable, so you don't have to worry about your commander.
DIEGO: Ok. I'll be patrolling the outskirts and countryside in my Transforming Battle Limo.
ENDERSON: Do us all a favor and spend more time in battle mode than limo mode.
DIEGO:
ENDERSON: This meeting is over. Gentleman, go tear it up.
(As ENDERSON walked into his personal commanders room, DIEGO follows him as the rest of the squad disperses)
DIEGO: What was that all about?
ENDERSON: What are you talking about?
DIEGO: The way you disrespected me... again, infront of everyone!
ENDERSON: LOOK! I'M TRYING TO RESTORE PRESTIGE TO BANTER NATION, TO MYSELF, AND TO US! I'M SORRY FOR GRABBING THIS GROUP BY THE HORNS AND TRYING TO USE OUR COLLECTIVE GROUP AS A FORCE OF RESPECT AND GOOD.
DIEGO: AND YOU THINK I DON'T WANT THAT? I WANNA CLEAN THIS PLACE UP, TAKE DOWN THE SCUM, AND GET BACK AT THOSE WHO REJECTED US!
ENDERSON: ... you mean the Dudebuster.
DIEGO: That's right. He's a public enemy who...
ENDERSON: HE'S NOT! HE'S MY FREIND, AND I WANTED HIM TO JOIN US.
DIEGO: That's not happening, not as long as I'm president!
ENDERSON: ... I know that. Look, we've both got work to do, so let's do it.
DIEGO: Fine.
(DIEGO AND ENDERSON LEAVE THE COMMANDERS ROOM AND GET IN THEIR VEHICLES TO PATROL)
.....
EPISODE 2, ELECTRIC BABA BOO
ENDERSON parks his UAV on top of a parking garage. Suddenly, a familiar figure appears. It's Adam, AKA The Dudebuster. ENDERSON gets out of his vehicle and approaches him.
ENDERSON: Adam, you can't show your face around here. Diego is looking for you, he wants to bring you down. He's told the whole team to hunt you!
DUDEBUSTER: I don't care. This nation is mine as much as it is anyones.
ENDERSON: Look, I'm trying to help you. You can still join us... I'll use my pull in the enterprise to keep you safe. I'll give you any vehicle you want.
DUDEBUSTER: Not even your begging will change my mind.
ENDERSON: Begging? BEGGING? I'm just trying to keep the peace, and keep both of you alive. Why can't we operate as one?
DUDEBUSTER: We just can't. You'll have to pick... it's either him, or me.
ENDERSON: I can't do that.
(SUDDENLY, ENDERSONS RADIO GOES OFF)
A.J.: COMMANDER! My sattelite in my spaceship has just located Dudebuster Adam! He's right around you! He could be trying to attack you! Watch out!
(QUICKLY ENDERSON RUNS TO THE COMPUTER SYSTEM ON HIS ASSAULT VEHICLE. WITH A COUPLE PUSHES OF A BUTTON, A.J. LOSES CONTROL OF HIS SPACESHIP AS IT'S PUT ON AUTO PILOT AND GUIDED BACK TO EARTH TO LAND SAFELY IN WFWM HQ. THE RADAR AND EVERYTHING UNDER A.J.'s POWER GOES OFF)
ENDERSON: Good job, A.J.... thanks for that. You are releived of your duties for now, you've earned it. Infact, you don't need to report back anymore.
A.J.: Alright, later man.
DUDEBUSTER: So you're that desperate to dissasociate with me?
ENDERSON: I'm keeping you safe. I can't let Diego know I don't hate you as he does. You're their enemies. Not mine.
DUDEBUSTER: Thanks, I guess.
(DUDEBUSTER STARTS TO STEAL AWAY ON THE ROOFTOPS IN THE NIGHT)
ENDERSON (yelling as he runs): THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN IS NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION!
I really really do like this.
ENDERSON gets in his urban assault vehicle and drives over to Sicto in preparation to save Lt. Copeland. He finds nothing but the destroyed remains of a firey apartment complex. ENDERSON gets out and sees the almost lifeless body of Lt. Copeland. Luckily, Lt. Copeland still had on his hoverboard suit, a super-strong amored exoskelaton. Enderson removed his awesome hover helmet and found he still had a pulse. He was ok. BUT THEN, MACHINE GUN FIRE STARTED TO RAIN DOWN FROM THE BUILDING ACROSS FROM THE BURNING DOWN ONE!!!
ENDERSON DRAGS COPELAND'S BODY TO SAFELY BEHIND THE ARMORED ASSAULT VEHICLE AS AWESOME FIGHT MUSIC WITH THE MYSTERY ASSAILANT STARTS PLAYING!
ENDERSON returns fire from his tranquilizer machine gun, although he doesn't know what floor the assailant is shooting from. He decides to call for backup.
ENDERSON (on radio): T-CAT! I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE! WE'RE AT 657 SINCTO, SOMEONES SHOOTING AT US!
T-CAT: Lethal or non-lethal?
ENDERSON: Just give him a smoke bomb and I'll find him!
T-CAT: ALRIGHT, I'll be there in two minutes!
Enderson opened up the side door of his UAV and enterered, dragging Copeland's body in, too. The criminal continued to fire, although the bullets were nothing for the armored assault vehicle. Enderson loaded up with a triple-barrell tranquilizer shotgun and a gas mask. He stood at the opposite door of his vehicle, waiting to attack...
T-Cat's airstrike of tear gas struck the building thunderously. Enderson rushed the building with his gasmask, ready to catch his mysterious enemy. He cleared every floor and made his way to the roof where he saw a shadowy figure running across the rooftops. Enderson threw his shotgun away and equiped his longer range tranq machine gun. He sprayed darts all over the place, but none reached his assailant. Eventually the assailant stopped and threw his hands in the air.
Enderson didn't know what to think. He slowly approached him with his gun drawn. He lifted his gasmask to a resting position on his head and yelled at the mystery man to show himself....
he turned around....
IT WAS ADAM THE DUDEBUSTER!
ENDERSON: What the hell, Adam!??!!!
DUDEBUSTER: Took you long enough to find me again!
ENDERSON: What the hell was that all about!?
DUDEBUSTER: Since your organization has declared war on me, I've decided to declare war on you!
ENDERSON: No! I told all my soldiers not to go after you!
DUDEBUSTER: Well then, you obviously aren't the one calling the shots! They've tried shooting at me, and blowing me up!
ENDERSON: Diego...
DUDEBUSTER: Ha! You've let control of your own enterprise slip right out of your hands!
ENDERSON: Why did you try to kill Copeland?!
DUDEBUSTER: I didn't try to kill him... I used him to bait you out!
ENDERSON: Then why shot at us?!
DUDEBUSTER: Come on, I didn't think you'd be dumb enough to get killed, the legendary commander and soldier you are! I wanted to send you a message, and I think you got it!
ENDERSON: ... that you're not afraid of us...
DUDEBUSTER: That's right. I have my connections to the inside. One of your former... disgruntled associates.
Now, I know you don't have what it takes to kill an old war freind like me, but your allience still lies with Diego! Think of all the times he exploited you.
ENDERSON: Guh!?
DUDEBUSTER: So now, I'm issuing YOU the offer... join myself and A.J., or get your amazing Banter City plastered with spam as we pick your comrades off one by one!
ENDERSON: I won't give in to your terrorism... I'll do what's best for this city, and the WORLD!
ENDERSON draws his tranq gun on Dudebuster as he makes his escape. Suddenly he senses someone behind him... infact, it's A.J. WITH HIS OWN WFWM standard issue tranq gun! He starts spraying darts as Enderson dives behind some random roofy metal crap for safety. This gives time for the high flying Adam Dudebuster to use his awesome bionic hook arms to jump off of and scale the building. Enderson throws a gas grenade, which would be potent enough to stun both of them on the roof, but ENDERSON still has his gasmask on top of his head and he quickly pulled it down. As the grenade went off and A.J. began coughing and losing control, ENDERSON went for the takedown. Infact, he gave him a Christopher W. Anderson spinebuster onto the top of the roof. He then tied him up and made his way downstairs. Then he walked up the street to his urban assault vehicle and threw A.J. in the prison-like trash collector in the back. He took his unconscious antagonist to WFWM HQ....
since the majority is ignoring my writings and my actual attempts at grammar and plot, I'll just do a sorta shorthand version of the next scene.
Enderson is trying to find Diego but he's being sneaky and purposely staying away.
the member who using the cybernetic penguin suit (penguin if he wants to play the character) is experiencing technical difficulties because poison was poured into to water some special kind of anti electric bubbly hydrogen fizzy stuff.
ENDERSON goes down to the docks and with the help of the member who uses the ATV fishes the penguin-suit user out of the water. ENDERSON tells the ATV driver to drive Penguin, who is OK but a little shaken up, back to HQ. ENDERSON drives his UAV to the top of the parking garage he went to many times before. Like clockwork, the ever illustrious Adam Dudebuster (AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT A PART IN THE STORY I'LL CHANGE HIS NAME AND KEEP THE CHARACTER THE SAME AS A CLOSE ASSOCIATE WHO CLASHES WITH MY OTHER ASSOCIATES) shows up. They have a weird kinda dynamic, like Batman and Gordon. Both represent different aspects but they have the same good-guy goals.
ENDERSON: So... you have anyone to ambush me?
DUDEBUSTER: No, you know you caught my own associate, your defectee.
ENDERSON: You have a lot of nerve showing your face around me....
DUDEBUSTER: Yes, but you know you don't have what it takes to capture or injure me... after all we've done in the past in the name of Banter.
ENDERSON: Just shut up! Why did my penguin cyber suit get damaged with that poison? Why did you almost kill one of my agents?
DUDEBUSTER: I'm way ahead of you on that one. I actually took a sample of the water and tested it... its the same special toxin that only WFWM uses. If I know correctley, you guys even make it in-house!
ENDERSON: WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? HOW DID YOU GET THAT SAMPLE WITHOUT ME SEEING, AND HOW'D YOU ANALYZE IT SO QUICK?!
DUDEBUSTER: Don't take your anger out on me with your inquisitions! You obviously have a rat in your organization. A traitor. I'm good at sneaking and operating under the radar, but I'm not good enough to steal your super-secret concoction.
ENDERSON: I don't beleive you... you know too much....
DUDEBUSTER: LOOK! We're still partners. Otherwise, you would have locked me up and thrown away the key by now. And I could have done the same. We're helping eachother out.
ENDERSON: It couldn't have been the guy you were working with... he was a low grade grunt and didn't have access to the toxin...
DUDEBUSTER: That's right. I remember hearing, probably from you, that that particular weapon was a super secret ENDERSON ENTERPRISE development. Only a few members have access to that kind of material!
ENDERSON: No... Diego!
DUDEBUSTER: Do I have to mention again... you questioned the wrong guy?
ENDERSON: It makes no sense! Why would HE wanna take down WFWM? All fingers point to you and your weird ninja skills.
DUDEBUSTER: You know what's right in your heart. ANDSPEAKINGOFNINJASKILLS..!
(Dudebuster throws a flashbang and escapes, leaving Enderson alone to ponder... he charges home to WFWMHQ)
...
Enderson goes to David Toungue Alcazar in the palace of WFWM Banter and says YO DID YOU POISON THE PENGUIN POD
and Toungue is like "heck no, Enderson, why would I wanna do that."
then Enderson is like "well youre one of the only people with clearence to our awexome toxin that was used in the water"
then Toungue says "well anyone with good sneaking skills couldve gotten into the warehouse and stolen it.
Enderson replies with "we had great security in the warehouse and it was on the level 59th basement so IDK how that could've happened.
Toungue says well it easily couldve been the traitor who flew the spaceship, but Enderson replies "but he was caught last night and the water wasn't poisoned till this evening"
Tounue then says well maybe he gave info to dudebuster.
Then Enderson was stumpted. was it dudebuster his old trusty acquaintance or is 2nd in command/equal in WFWM? All things pointed towards dudebuster with him declaring war on WFWM, but Otunga was the only one with enough clearence to collect the poison. HMM...
Diego Big Balla Danza Otunga Alcazar Toungue then suggests look at the security cameras to see what happened. Enderson does.
WELL IT TURNS OUT, the security cameras were off as Enderson analyzes each and every one in his batcave style computer room in the WFWM Palace. He reports this to Diego, still suspecting him.
DIEGO: Commander, I swear to you in the name of Banter, I did not sabotage our agent and our penguin-pod.
ENDERSON: ... I don't want to beleive you. But I guess I don't have a choice.
Later that night, Enderson gives Lt. Copeland a visit.
he asks Lt. Copeland how he's doing, recovering from the blown up apartment that he somehow survived along with Dudebuster.
The Lt. says he's fine thanks to his high-tech armored flying suit. And he thanks Enderson again for saving his life and finding him and protecting him from the machine gun shootout. Enderson says don't mention it. Lt. asks about the penguin-pod sabotage and all the other weird things.
Enderson says yeah, we're running out of vehicles and things. Penguin has been re-asigned to guarding the coasts only in an all-terrain spam tank thats not unlike the urban assault vehicle. Also, we can't find your hoverboard. It's likely," Enderson says, "that it was destroyed in the explosion" (and Enderson doesn't mention that it may have been stolen by the Dudebuster, but he doesn't want it to be tracked). "It will take me a while to build another one due to this heavy work load as of late, but we have a special stunt helicopter in the garages yet from our last WFWM run. You should be able to patrol the city skies well in that machine"
Lt. Copeland says alright, cool, thanks again as Enderson realizes he just extended the help of Dudebuster and demise of WFWM. Enderson realized that he needed to help WFWM out more, and that Dudebuster couldn't be held with so much trust, and he took to the streets in his assault vehicle to clean up some spam.
Then theres an epic fight scene of robotic computer spamers in the ocean. Penguin in his new coast-only defense tank is getting overrun, but then the T-Cat in his custom cat fighter jet drops some bombs and WFWM reigns supreme. They exchange words of good job, get some, etc over the radio and say thanks to ending such spam. This breaks the mood of Enderson's psychological bout between Dudebuster and Diego and shows that, despite a lot of things, WFWM can still pwn some spam.
In the heart of the city, Enderson is busting some spam before an awesome neon green sports car catches his attention and is speeding. Enderson begins to persue. Then as they're driving, Anit-Spam ATV driver John Jesus pulls up and joins in the chase. Then a song that's sometimes known as "The Chase" (even though its actually called White Noise A) starts playing.
The sports car has Enderson and John driving around like bumbling idiots. They just can't beat it or stop or catch it. It's a funny scene as the various nets and smokebombs cant stop it.
Enderson then realizes the awesome ninja high flying trent barretta-like skills, and the song that is playing, and concludes he's chasing his rival, Adam "The Dudebuster."
Eventually they come to a bridge and Dudebuster drops an oil slick. Enderson's UAV is not affected by this, he skids but easily takes control back with his amazing driving skills. However, the ATV driver skids out of control and crashes off the bridge into the shallow lake below. His body ragdolls all over the place. Enderson stops quickly and realizes he needs to help his comrade from WFWM, no matter how much he needs to catch/discuss things with the Dudebuster. Enderson scaled the rocky cliffs that John just fell down on. Enderson finds John's motionless body and realizes that he's wearing the same super-protective armor suit that Lt. Copeland was wearing when he survived being blown up and thrashed. Enderson takes off John's helmet, sees he's still breathing, although unconscious as the wind is knocked out of him, and carries him up and places him safely in his vehicle. Then he realizes... DUDEBUSTER IS ON TOP OF THE BRIDGE PILARS!
DUDEBUSTER: So, I can't beleive you actually wanted to help him!
ENDERSON: I do the right thing! WHY DID YOU DO THIS!?
DUDEBUSTER: To send a message about how serious I am!
ENDERSON: Why? Why purposely try to hurt my comrades?
DUDEBUSTER: Because they tried to hurt me! Theres a lot of secret operations that Diego's not telling you, the COMMANDER, about! How can you continue to trust him!?
ENDERSON: I...
DUDEBUSTER: Can't! And you can't trust anyone else either; they're all going behind your back!
ENDERSON: What did they do, or try to do to you?!
DUDEBUSTER: Why don't you ask your "second-in-command"?
ENDERSON: Wait!
(Enderson runs over to the opposite side of the bridge where Dudebuster is standing but a high speed tractor trailer carrying wrestling action figures starts speeding by. Enderson stops in his tracks to avoid getting hit. when the truck passes, Dudebuster is gone. The commander decides to report back to HQ to nurse John back to health, all the while considering what things that the unconscious man knows about)
As we left with last night's instalment,
Enderson is driving home to WFWMHQ.
The following scene is the subconscious of Enderson...
He knew that Diego knew he didn't trust him. Enderson knew that he had to soon make a move on Diego before Diego made a move, specifically a full scale WFWM attack, on him. Enderson ponders, however, why Diego would turn on him: Enderson Enterprise, the excellent computer and tech corporation that Enderson founded, is the sole provider of WFWM weaponry and computer systems. Without Enderson Enterprise's support, WFWM can't exist. But why did Diego and WFWM attack the Dudebuster? And why couldn't Enderson find any info on the orders or the attack? The way Dudebuster was talking, the attacks must have happened a while ago... WFWM had only been back in business for a few weeks, and Dudebuster seemed hell bent on stopping them... us... from the start of this stint. What was going on?
(Those two years. Those two years that I was out of the loop. What was Diego and the gang doing?)
Enderson wondered if Diego wasn't secretley working mercenary-style missions in Banter nation during those two years. After Enderson pulled the plug on WFWM the first time, the members lost all moral and respect for Diego.
But these new members... they don't all know Diego's past. They're loyal... When did he find them?
Enderson wanted to confront Diego... tell him off, and question why he ordered his new chronies to attack the Dudebuster. But he didn't want to come on too strong and blow his cover.
I'm being used. They know what they're doing... they tried to operate by themselves. But without me... they didn't have the technology... the support... the experience in dealing with Banter issues.
Enderson realized that the true nature of this "WFWM" wasn't to bust spam, but instead it was to carry out Diego's personal agenda.
But how long do they need me for?
I'm just a figurehead commander... not even that.
And Copeland... does he really respect me for saving his life?
Will John thank me?
I knew it in my heart. That's why I enacted my own plan. That's why I pulled the strings I could. My assumptions were correct. Just multiplied. I had no idea my betrayal was at such a magnitude. But in the end, it'll work out perfect... just like I wanted it to...
ENDERSON gets on the radio and contacts the master of the custom cat firejet.
ENDERSON: T-Cat... give me a status report.
T-CAT: Yes, commander, I'm currentley in the desert of west banter nation taking out a bunch of nomadic spam robots. I have no idea where these things are coming from!
ENDERSON: DAMN! Are you able to handle them?
T-CAT: Yeah, they're mostly defensive. It might take all night, but I have enough fuel to easily eliminate them all.
ENDERSON: Lt. Copeland just was assigned to stunt chopper duty, I can send him over to help you clear them up faster.
T-CAT: Great, thanks commander!
ENDERSON: You got it. Give em heck, Cat.
ENDERSON got on the radio and told Lt. Copeland to direct his missle chopper to the desert to deal with the spambots.
"Yes, sir, commander!," said the Lietenant.
Enderson cringed at how false the Lt. sounded. He knew he was in close cahoots with Diego. However, the stunt chopper left the city on radar and eventually flew by Enderson en route to the desert. Things were coming according to plan. Enderson got on his computer to do some random analyzations.....
Penguin in his coast-defense tank located aqua-spam-bots upon the eastern sea of Banter Nation, on the edge of Banter City alike. He fired some shells and realized there were too many bots for him to handle. He radioed for help, but his trusty president and true commander, Diego was cruising with his radio turned off in his battle limo. T-Cat and Lt. Copeland... they were on assignment. Infact, they were so far out of reach, their radio contact didn't work... Penguin couldn't contact them if he wanted to. John I. Jesus was out of the question, as he was injured and rehabing in the WFWM palace. Ever since the WFWM spaceship and sattelite got axed, cross-country communication was at a low. Penguin realized that the "commander" of WFWM, James Enderson, was in a communicable reach. Diego's words resonated with Penguin, however... Follow his orders to continue our illusion. If not neccesary, avoid him. Don't trust him!
Penguin was in this fight alone.
It's an epic, intense battle, but Penguin eventually gets overrun.
The robots destroy the guns on his coastal defense tank. It seems like it's all over for Penguin... until James W. ENDERSON shows up in his Urban Assault Vehicle! With his missles and cannons on his tank-humvee-UAV, he destroys all the spam robots on the docks. Not even Enderson can destroy all of the robots in the distance. He pulls up to the charred remains of the coastal defense tank, and yells through his UAV megaphone to Penguin...
PENGUIN, YOU GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT, NOW!
Penguin kicked down the back escape hatch and darted to Enderson's UAV vehicle. He dove in as Enderson drove away.
PENGUIN: What the hell are they? How can we stop them?
ENDERSON: I don't know, they're climbing the whole dockline and gonna infest the city!
PENGUIN: Comeon, we gotta fight them and take em out!
ENDERSON: No! Not even your tank that was designed to stop them could take them out, this vehicle isn't going to be able to!
PENGUIN: Then what the heck are we going to do?!
Enderson quickly thought things over....
ENDERSON: This shipyard is all part of WFWM's storage. We have a lot of our weaponry and extra tanks and vehicles stashed around here. It's all computerized...
PENGUIN: Yeah, what's your point, we gotta save them especially!
ENDERSON: Not neccesarily! We can... sacrifice them.
PENGUIN: Sacrifice them? WHAT?!
ENDERSON: Yeah, the buildings closer to the coast. There aren't many essential things located there.... not like our Palace and development labs!
PENGUIN: You'll cripple us! Our organization!
ENDERSON: Not as long as we have stricter, tighter sercurity on the city! WE GOTTA PROTECT BANTER FROM THESE SPAMBOTS!
(Enderson started hitting keys on the UAV's central computer while driving closer into the heart of the city.)
PENGUIN: Guh... fine do it!
ENDERSON: Way ahead of ya!
THE COMPOUND AND SHIP AND WAREHOUSE YARD, INFESTED BY INCOMING SPAM ROBOTS, SELF DESTRUCTED IN UNISON! FLAMES AND ROBOTIC PARTS AND SPLINTERS FLEW EVERYWHERE!!!!
Endeson knew nobody worked around the yard... it was all automated and protected by cameras. The spam bots were defeated, but Enderson and Penguin did a circuit in the shipyard to make sure that all of the spam bots were destroyed. Driving through the flames, Enderson in the UAV destroyed the last remaning spam bots.
However, the cost of this was the extra land vehicles and weaponry that WFWM relied upon. The Commander's actions seemed justified, as he thought of the city first.
What would Diego think about this news when he heard about it? What about the rest of the WFWM squad?
Tune in next weekend... for the conclussion of the WFWM saga!!
After Enderson brought Penguin home to WFWM, he explained to Penguin that they didn't have any suitable vehicles left. He and the recovering John Jesus would have to continue their duties as foot soldiers.
Enderson tried contacted Diego, but he couldn't reach him
is he ignoring me?
Enderson wanted to report the destruction of the warehouses and shipyard, just for the lulzy reaction that was garunteed to ensue. He wanted to see what Diego would say.
Diego thrived on using MY vehicles and my industry for his personal army... not anymore.
Soon, the truth can come out. Soon.
....
Diego was fired up. He acused Enderson of using his head. A huge shouting match with curses persued. Diego eventually conceded and agreed with Enderson. Enderson knew it was guff. Enderson knew he only had a little bit of time before Diego sic'd the whole team on him.
It had to happen soon.
... ARCHGRRGHCEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enderson rolled his vehicle to stop the INTENSE SHADOWMAN. Enderson was avoiding contact with WFWM at this time, severing ties to protect his own hide, fearing an official coup detat (i really dont know how to spell that and im on too much of a roll to stop and go look it up). He still had a duty to protect the spam. He drove his UAV, even though Enderson Enterprise warehouses shut down production of... everything. No more supplies to WFWM. Of course, Enderson had side organizations to continue producing his own spam protecting arms.
(but my extra warehouses havent finished any more bots
WFWM forces still had the Battle Limo, the Custom Cat Firejet, and the Stunt Missle Chopper.
HE SAW the intense shadowman and drove his car towards it. Legitimately, Enderson didnt know where this guy came from. but he picked an opportune time to come in what with the contreveresy and lightened force. he threw out his robot part-clogging grenades. but he continued. he wasnt a robot, no, shadow was pure informational spam. Enderson drove his car through and activated the spikestrips infront of it and went head on with INTENSE SHADOWMAN, who stood ABOUT 80 feet tall. The spikes did nothing to him. Then INTENSE SHADOWMAN shrunk to about 6'8'' and 300 pounds. he was jacked in his humanoid form. And intense. he pulled out of nowhere out of the shadows with his hand motions alone a bow and arrow, making him INTENSE SHADOWMAN ARCHER. The ISA then fired an arrow that connected with Enderson's high-armoured Urban Assault Vehicle. The vehicle flipped and started to explode. Enderson ejected, however. the projectile of his ejection flew him into the air straight towards the INTENSE SHADOWMAN ARCHER. Enderson drew his defense-only combat daggar and blocked a bowshot from THE INTENSE SHADOWMAN ARCHER. Then he landed on the ground and avoided more shots. Enderson had to pick up a manhole cover to block some more. Then he got the idea to throw on his gasmask and throw a stun grenade. well, too bad the spam saw right through it. It didn't phase INTENSE SHADOWMAN at all.
INTENSE SHADOWMAN grabbed Enderson by the neck and held him up, giving him an INTENSE cold-crushing scare.
it was over for enderson.
DISREGARD THAT.
LT. COPELAND NOW PILOTING THE STUNT MISSLE CHOPPER FIRED A FEW MISSLES!!!! THEY WERE CLOSE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY STUN THE INTENSE SHADOWMAN AND HE DROPPED ENDERSON AND HTE MISSLES MADE A HOLE IN THE GROUND TO THe SEWERS OF BANTER CITY THAT ENDERSON HOPPED IN AND HID IN!!! VANCE ARCHER, I mean, uh, INTENSE SHADOWMAN ARCHER FOLLOWED HIM!!!!!
Enderson tried to escape from the sewers, and WFWM foot soldier John I. Jesus followed Archer in. He started to spray tranquilizer darts from his gun. It seems he was avoiding INTENSE SHADOWMAN for some reason!!! So maybe WFWM WAS after Enderson? Was the destructive SHADOWMAN a part of WFWM?
!!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!!!
?
They cornered Enderson. It was over for him.
Nope, noone saving him this time.
INTENSE SHADOWMAN WALKED UP and then talked.
SHADOWMAN: Maybe it's TIME TO REVEAL MYSELF!
ENDERSON: What?!!!
SHADOWMAN: You didn't think I WAS JUST RANDOM SPAM DID YOU!!??!!!
ENDERSON: GUH!!
SHADOWMAN: YOU MAY HAVE SHUT DOWN YOUR WAREHOUSES, BUT I ACCOMPLISHED A LOT BY MYSELF IN TWO YEARS IN THE TECHNOLOGY DEPARTMENT!!!!!!
ENDERSON: IT CANT bE!!!
SHADOWMAN: THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I'VE DEVELOPED A TECHNOLOGICAL CAMO DEVICE THAT ALLOWS ANY HUMAN TO TAKE THE FORM OF PURE INTENSE SPAM ENDERGY!!!!
ENDERSON: NO!!!!!! THERE'S NO WAY!!!!!!
SHADOWMAN: THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M NOW ONE WITH THE KINDS OF THINGS WE BUST. WHY DIDN"T YOU EVER TRY TO THINK LIKE THE ENEMY? FOOL!!!! NOW BY SPAMMING SPAM, SPAMM CUTTING WILL INCREASE TO ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS. AND IT WILL ALL BE THE WORK OF ME. SPAM WILL BE ELIMINATED ONCE AND FOR ALL.... AND I WILL BE KNOWN AS BANTER CITIES HERO!!! NOT YOU!!!!
ENDERSON: NO!!! WHY!!!
SHADOWMAN: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING ME... NOW LET ME REVEAL MYSELF AND PUT AN END TO YOU IN MY TRUE FORM!!!!!!!!
The INTENSE SHADOWMAN ARCHER hit a button on his studded belt that turned him into a shorter, normal looking human.
it was....
....
Diego.
STORY OVER.
out. 
