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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 30, 2016 19:26:39 GMT -5
If I had things to generally discuss you'd see me generally discussing. Rude.
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Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Jan 30, 2016 20:01:17 GMT -5
That being said from what I remember of my first RP (12 f'n years ago) it was in a derelict house, with Drakz being all mysterious/goth/dark. There was probably a candle somewhere in there or some other cliché sh*t. I wish I could read it now but it was lost in the proboards ether. I'm not suggesting any of you do this for 12 years but (and yes this is ego-maniacal of me to say) my/my character's resumé in my sig banner should be enough to tell you that practice makes perfect. I once sucked massive amounts of balls at this but, through taking on board advice, learning from mistakes and having fun with it, my character has achieved practically everything that can be accomplished in this fantasy world of ours. I was once a worm. Now I'm a God. Pretty sure Justin Tyme's first RP was almost literally exactly the same. In a dark room lit only by a candle being all brooding and crapplanning to be this hardcore badass... Probably a lot of characters started off that way around that time. It was either that or a goofy comedy schlub. Unfortunately I can't say my resume exploded quite like yours did though boss
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Post by Sizzle on Jan 30, 2016 20:16:39 GMT -5
I'm confused. Most people haven't posted RPs, but aren't they already due?
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 30, 2016 20:20:37 GMT -5
I'm confused. Most people haven't posted RPs, but aren't they already due? Well I'll be damned. Everyone forgot.
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Jan 30, 2016 22:36:11 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing.
I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race.
Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech.
There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 30, 2016 22:48:46 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. At this point we'd accept that. You seen our active roster? Part timers...part timers everywhere. It's going to kill this place if we got get vets or new blood in here. New blood with less attitude sure, but you get my point.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 22:59:13 GMT -5
Tick tock.
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Post by Sizzle on Jan 30, 2016 22:59:35 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. Tell me that still exists.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 30, 2016 23:02:16 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. Tell me that still exists. Nah. BenjA never showed, Drago (was actually Dixon) got deservedly chewed out for the Rocky thing (and was a total ass), and god knows what happened to the Hollywood guy that was years ago. And ask anyone here. If I don't remember something, it was bad and there has to be a good reason because I could write the anthology of this place.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:04:12 GMT -5
Tell me that still exists. Nah. BenjA never showed, Drago (was actually Dixon) got deservedly chewed out for the Rocky thing (and was a total ass), and god knows what happened to the Hollywood guy that was years ago. And ask anyone here. If I don't remember something, it was bad and there has to be a good reason because I could write the anthology of this place. Pepe de Plucha, Raiden Takahashi, Grave Digger.. This place has had some weird characters.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 30, 2016 23:16:30 GMT -5
Nah. BenjA never showed, Drago (was actually Dixon) got deservedly chewed out for the Rocky thing (and was a total ass), and god knows what happened to the Hollywood guy that was years ago. And ask anyone here. If I don't remember something, it was bad and there has to be a good reason because I could write the anthology of this place. Pepe de Plucha, Raiden Takahashi, Grave Digger.. This place has had some weird characters. I'm pretty sure I buried Grave Digger quicker than creative and a Ryder push.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:33:57 GMT -5
Pepe de Plucha, Raiden Takahashi, Grave Digger.. This place has had some weird characters. I'm pretty sure I buried Grave Digger quicker than creative and a Ryder push. Mind you, Grave Digger probably dug his own grave. That was his gimmick after all.
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Jan 31, 2016 0:08:30 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. I killed both Mason Dixon AND Benja Hart.
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Post by jdfranchise on Jan 31, 2016 0:24:26 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. I killed both Mason Dixon AND Benja Hart. Yes, yes you did. I was there for the Dixon murder. It was bad.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 31, 2016 0:31:08 GMT -5
It's times like this when I miss Andrew Carter.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2016 0:31:51 GMT -5
It's times like this when I miss Andrew Carter. Don't forget Khan.
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Post by sonstuds on Jan 31, 2016 0:33:37 GMT -5
I've watched that Frank gif play over and over at least 50 times just now. It's hypnotizing. I've been tagged in this thread twice now, soliciting advice for newcomers, and in the rarest of circumstances, I haven't got sh*t to say. For some reason all I can think of right now is Hollywood Honor. Who the f*ck was that guy? That had to be someone joshin' us, right? Like, there's no way some bony jabroni came here and actually thought he was making strides writing that sh*t. It had to be someone in disguise. Sh*t was it funny, though. There's one rp I'll always remember where he ran amok running down his four opponents by saying like one was gonna rape him, and like making up a brother for the other, and bangin' a third one's girlfriend, leaving her so satisfied that she complimented him by saying he was bigger than his opponent "by four inches". Sh*t, man. Then he like went on a murdering spree and then started calling himself H Double and then made some weird story about H Double getting burned in a fire to explain his sudden pic base change from "Madness" era Macho Man to Harley f*ckin' Race. Then he started a new character named BenjA (yes, the A was capitalized) Hart, the long lost Hart brother. What the f*ck kinda name is BenjA? Like Benji, with an A? The worst possible nickname for Benjamin? Yech. There's my advice - don't be that f*ckin' guy, and don't name your character something like Ivan Drago and then play stupid like you didn't know he was a f*ckin' Rocky villain, and you'll be just fine. I killed both Mason Dixon AND Benja Hart. And technically my ownership, because it was your writing of Schneider destroying Benja Hart when I literally asked you not to do that that led to me saying f it. BTW that Mason Dixon thing is comically overblown. I love Rocky Balboa and all but it's not that far-fetched to believe someone hasn't seen it (especially considering it's just a play on words anyways). I have no idea whether he was a douche or not, but damn if you don't act like he named himself Bruce Wayne or something.
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Post by Sizzle on Jan 31, 2016 0:39:52 GMT -5
I'm totally confused. Will the event happen?
Some of those odd gimmicks, did any of them work?
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Post by jdfranchise on Jan 31, 2016 0:52:57 GMT -5
I'm totally confused. Will the event happen? Some of those odd gimmicks, did any of them work? The event will happen good sir. Strange gimmicks are a mixed bag. It depends on the writer behind the gimmick. You look at Prophet of Ash, he started out as a hobo and evolved into one of the best writers we've ever had come through here.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 31, 2016 1:03:43 GMT -5
I'm totally confused. Will the event happen? Some of those odd gimmicks, did any of them work? Yep we'll have a full show. Y'all earned it. Now how great it'll look compared to what you read from our PPV last show...no promises. Hopefully more of the people I've contacted sign up in the next couple of days (lookin' at you @doobie2650 ) and our normal guys sign on for the show so you can see what a full blown show looks like that you're part of. It's not normally like this. But this is the reason why I've done recruiting, to prevent this stuff from happening. And as for the gimmicks...like I said when you joined, do what you want but make it something you can roll with. Can always change it up, but don't back yourself into a corner. Guys like that Honor and Dixon backed themselves into a corner. Guys like Prophet of Ash evolved. That's what your goal should be, to evolve...makes you a much better writer, and makes the game much more fun.
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