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Post by Escape The Rules on Apr 8, 2014 2:04:50 GMT -5
I'd only need one: infinite wishes.
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3 wishes
Apr 8, 2014 7:14:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 7:14:53 GMT -5
Enough money to pay off my truck and my dads house
Better health for certain family members
Trish Stratus from 2001
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Post by MrPerfect25 on Apr 8, 2014 8:15:53 GMT -5
1 billion dollars
cure for cancer
lifetime of good health for my family, pets, and friends
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 10:11:58 GMT -5
1 billion dollars cure for cancer LIFETIME OF GOOD HEALTH for FRIENDS FAMILY AND PETSCan i be your friend? I have Althritis or however you spell it and asthma |
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Post by Slim on Apr 8, 2014 10:14:34 GMT -5
3. I want my head to be a basketball. Haha.. What?! |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Apr 8, 2014 10:21:15 GMT -5
3. I want my head to be a basketball. Haha.. What?! It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life. "Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?" So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. "For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda  ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head." |
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Post by fallbrawl on Apr 8, 2014 10:30:54 GMT -5
1. Unlimited money
2. Unlimited wishes
3. Have Kaitlyn be my wife
One of my unlimited wishes would be to bring back all of my family members who have passed away and give them 100% health. I would also give my parents 100% health as well.
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3 wishes
Apr 8, 2014 13:14:17 GMT -5
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Post by TheChosen1 on Apr 8, 2014 13:14:17 GMT -5
if I could just get my Uncle who passed away a 2 weeks ago I wouldn't need the other two
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Apr 8, 2014 17:16:52 GMT -5
I'd totally go for a wish of unlimited wishes. I'm greedy like that. However, if I was forced to only have three, here there are. Also, I went with three that impact me and not the whole world as noble as curing diseases is.
1. Millions of dollars
2. The ability to bend time and space. Like Hiro from Heroes. Time travel, stop time & teleport.
3. Alison Brie
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 17:41:28 GMT -5
1. 10 Billion Dollars American or the equivalent in British Pounds
2 & 3 I'll get back to you on
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Post by Halloween King on Apr 8, 2014 20:27:49 GMT -5
I would wish to have one million tons of gold.
Then I would save my last two wishes for when I needed them.
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Apr 8, 2014 22:20:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2014 22:20:20 GMT -5
1. Unlimited money
2. Time travel
3. Telepathy
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Post by The Rig on Apr 9, 2014 16:42:18 GMT -5
1. Paige
2. To become a wrestler
3. For the Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl.
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Post by sean™ on Apr 9, 2014 16:46:53 GMT -5
It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life. "Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?" So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. "For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head." But....wouldn't your head be an orange, not a basketball? I've told that joke before. |
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Post by Justin on Apr 9, 2014 16:57:54 GMT -5
1: All the money I ever need
2: Ability to summon any superpower I want and can give someone a power. Ex time travel, wolverine healing
3: Devin Taylor as my wife
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2014 17:07:10 GMT -5
1. Tons and tons of booty. Don't forget some big 'ole jugs as well! This list of women includes Katy Perry. All women are nudists who serve me in my home.  2. All the money in the world. Hell make me leader of the entire world. I own the world, I call the shots on everything. 3. Superior intellect/Health Regeneration. I'd have out of this world powers, like the ability to access my entire brain and control objects and people with telekinesis. |
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Post by The Real Valbroski on Apr 9, 2014 18:19:28 GMT -5
Bet OP wishes he had his account back.
amirite?
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Apr 10, 2014 1:28:10 GMT -5
It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life. "Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?" So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. "For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda ed up -- I asked for an orange for a head." But....wouldn't your head be an orange, not a basketball? I've told that joke before. Meh, as long as I have an orange head, I'll be happy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2014 16:53:43 GMT -5
Great question but i am not sure off the top of my head
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Post by The Sexy Psychotic on Apr 10, 2014 17:03:15 GMT -5
1. Unlimited money
2. To be the singer of a metalcore band
3. Good health for me, my family and friends
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