Post by slappy on Aug 13, 2014 5:16:28 GMT -5
MM: Welcome everyone to RCW. Here comes part of the RWO.
VR: I've got some business to tend do before we have some fun. Tonight, the ladies will be wrestling. The GM of the Ladies, Smash, will have more info later. Also tonight, Elvis will perform. Finally, Mark Henry will wrestle. He'll go one on one with Titus O'Neil. Now, without further ado, welcome along with the new RCW championship, your RCW champion DANTE DASH!
MM: That's a beautiful title.
MM: Russo and Dash hugging.
DD: I keep getting asked why I would do this. Why would I join the RWO? I joined with 27 others but I stand out. But why did I join? I joined because of this.
DD: This championship. Thanks to my brothers in the RWO, I am the champion. You may think that's wrong but what have you done with yourselves? Nothing. I am the champion and you are nothing.
VR: You are the champion. And to be fair to everyone, I'm going to make you defend your title. You'll defend it at our first pay per view, Slamborusso. I've already chosen your opponent and I'll reveal him next week.
DD: That's fine. I'm willing to fight anyone. I'm better than everyone and I'll prove that.
VR: Yes you will. We're done out here. Go to Renee. She has someone with her.
RY: Thank you Vince. Please welcome my guest at this time, the ref.
RY: Hello.
R: Hi.
RY: May I ask your name?
R: My name is Michael Tarver.
RY: Thank you. Last week, you defeated the Undertaker.
MT: I didn't just defeat him. I broke the streak. And he's not here anymore. He's too broken down. I'm going to be at Slamborusso. If Taker can heal up by then, I'll wrestle him again. Just don't expect a different outcome. Taker will be 1-2 when it's all said and done.
RY: Thank you for your time. Let's go back to the ring where Ladies GM Smash is standing.
S: We will be having a tournament to crown the first Ladies champion. The finals will be at Slamborusso. Let's get the first match of the first round started.
From India, The Great Colleen. And her opponent, from Minnesota
Molly Holly
MM: What a great way to start the championship tournament.
MM: Colleen picks up Molly.
MM: and slams her down.
MM: Colleen picking up Molly
MM: Bringing her up high
MM: and smashing her onto the canvas.
MM: What's Colleen pointing at? No, she can't be serious. Is she?
MM: Colleen has gone to the top.
MM: OH MY GOD!
MM: A vicious elbow drop. Colleen pins Molly.
1-2-3
*ding ding*
MM: The winner and advancing to the next round of the tournament, The Great Colleen.
Let's go back to Renee Young.
RY: Please welcome my guest, Mark Henry.
MH: Hello Renee.
RY: Hello Mark. How do you feel about the events last week, Russo putting you in a match with Titus O'Neil and the announcement that Russo has already found an opponent for Dante Dash?
MH: I'm pissed. 28 men ganged up on me to get me out. I know only two eliminated me but all 28 attacked me. What do they have against me? If they want to sick Titus on me, that's fine. I'll take him out. I hope Dash's opponent is ready. When he's announced he'll have to deal with me.
RY: Thank you Mark.
MM: Look what the cat dragged in.
JL: Hello everyone. My name is John Laurinaitis and I'm here to introduce you to the first John Laurinaitis Guy.
Get on your feet for
TD Marxist Dean Ambrose
DA: I'm proud to be the first Laurinaitis Guy. My first act as a Laurinaitis guy is...
MM: What's that music? Oh my God.
MM: THAT'S PIMP FAAROOQ!
MM: MY GOD! HARDCORE HOLLY, RAVEN, JUNKYARD DOG, JTG. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
PF: We are not going to stand for this. We will not have any Marxists in RCW. We challenge you to a match at Slamborusso.
JL: We accept.
MM: Renee is standing by for the last interview of the night.
RY: Thank you. Please welcome my guest, Matt Hardy.
RY: How are you doing?
MH: Not well. I'm missing part of my arm. All thanks to that fat ass Chris Hero. I'm officially challenging him to a match at Slamborusso, if he's man enough to accept. I also want to add a stipulation.
RY: What is it?
MH: You, Hero and everyone will find out next week.
RY: Thank you Matt. Let's go to the Elvis concert!
MM: Doesn't he look great?
*fans cheering*
EP: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Before I start I want to thank my assistant, Buddy Rose. Thank you Buddy.
BR: No problem.
EP: How should we start things? I'm thinking a little Jailhouse Rock. Buddy, my guitar.
MM: What is Buddy Rose doing?
MM: OH MY GOD. HE JUST SMASHED THAT GUITAR OVER ELVIS' HEAD!
MM: WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO THAT?
BR: *laughing*
MM: That was disgusting and uncalled for.
MM: It was.
TM: If I wasn't injured I would go down there and help Elvis.
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for our main event.
From Silsbee, Texas, Mark Henry. And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida
Titus O'Neil
MM: The two men staring each other down. Not for long as Titus tries to run away.
MM: Henry grabs him and-What the hell are they doing out here?
MM: Titus on his knees begging Mark to stop. Ahmed and Masters on the apron.
MM: They're in the ring and they've thrown the ref out. Mark doesn't know they are in there.
MM: Mark picks up Titus. WATCH OUT MARK!
MM: They've grabbed Mark.
MM: They're picking him up.
MM: They've lifted him up in the air
MM: And they've slammed him down. And there's the champ.
DD: You're excused.
DD: You'll never have this. You'll never get a shot at this. You will stay down and I'll be standing tall. I'm the champion and you're *laughs* YOU'RE FIRED!
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