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Post by slappy on Aug 10, 2014 3:32:24 GMT -5
 MM: Welcome to the first RCW show. I'm Mike Mizanin. MM: And I'm Miz Mikeanin. We are proud to bring you this show. MM: Indeed we are. However, we do have one problem. MM: What's that, Mike? MM: The ring hasn't arrived yet.  MM: That is a problem. MM: Yes, it is. MM: Let's go back to our colleague Renee Young.  RY: Please welcome my guests at this time, Matt Hardy and Chris Hero.  MH: Hello, Renee. RY: Tonight, you two are in the battle royal. Will you work together? MH: I'd like to think we... HOLY OH MY GOD!!  MH: What the hell? CH: I was hungry. MH: You son of a bitch.  CH: Wow, he's angry. RY: I'm being told the ring has not arrived yet but we will go ahead with our first match.  MM: From Tijuana, Mexico: El Generico.  MM: We know what that means!  MM: And his opponent: The Undertaker.  MM: Taker towering over Generico.  MM: Taker going right for a chokeslam.  MM: Taker has him up.  MM: And down he goes.  MM: Taker with the cocky pin. 1-2-3 *ding ding ding*  MM: The winner of this match, The Undertaker. Voice: Undertaker. Congratulations on winning.  MM: Someone's voice is filling the arena. Taker can't figure out where it's coming from. Voice: You are now undefeated here in RCW. I am challenging you to a match. I will break your 1 and 0 streak.  UT: I accept your...  MM: THE REF HAS ROLLED UP TAKER. HE'S COUNTING. OH MY GOD. ONE. TWO. THREE.  MM: THE REF HAS DONE IT. HE HAS DEFEATED THE STREAK. THE STREAK IS OVER.  MM: I'M IN SHOCK. THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK.     MM: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. LET'S GO TO RENEE YOUNG.  RY: I am stunned at what just happened. The streak is over. I never thought I would say that sentence.  VR: Excuse me, Renee. I am also in shock. I'm in disbelief.  VR: I'm in disbelief that any of you marks would think the streak could survive with Vince Russo in charge. It didn't stand a chance. I bet you are wondering what I'm wearing. I'm wearing your precious Bryan Daniel's gear. You all love him. He couldn't lucha libre even if he was born in Japan. This Daniel Bryanson guy will never step foot in RCW. And neither will that bald son of a bitch Hulk Hogan. Now let me introduce you too the two General Managers. Yeah, two. One for RCW and one for the women. Get out here.  VR: That's right, Smash and Dixie Carter. I'm proud to have them with me. I know they'll do a good job. The ladies aren't here tonight but they will be next week. I know Smash will do a great job with that division. Now excuse me. One last matter.  VR: We don't have a RCW Title yet but we do have this plaque. The winner of tonight's battle royal will receive this plaque. They will defend it like any ordinary championship. Now let's go back to the commentators. @jwanderson @randomdude814 Colter Rule 30 dylan @blaze12341 @monoxide23 Spear Guy @thekingofharts @boundforglory JC Motors Ian from 616Entertainment. Sleazyness Duck Holliday Epic Z East Coast KeBen Owens @benurich Justin T R W |
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Post by slappy on Aug 10, 2014 3:32:53 GMT -5
 MM: Please welcome to the announce table, The Miz. TM: Thank you. I would be in that battle royal but I'm currently injured. Once I heal up I will challenge for the RCW Title. MM: The ring has arrived and is almost set up. MM: While it is being finished, let's introduce the competitors in the battle royal.  CHRIS HERO  CHRISTIAN  CURT HAWKINS  MASON RYAN  SCOTT STEINER  ETHAN CARTER III  JTG  DARREN YOUNG  MATT HARDY  AHMED JOHNSON  EZEKIEL JACKSON  DANTE DASH  KOFI KINGSTON  MATT "EVAN "AIR" BOURNE" SYDAL  COREY GRAVES  HEATH SLATER  TYLER BREEZE  CHRIS MASTERS  RICK VICTOR  TITUS O'NEIL  JUSTIN GABRIEL  KRIS TRAVIS  TD THE RYBACK  SHAD  ELVIS PRESLEY  TRANSJINDER  THE REF  JEFF HARDY  MARK HENRY @jwanderson @randomdude814 Colter Rule 30 dylan @blaze12341 @monoxide23 Spear Guy @thekingofharts @boundforglory JC Motors Ian from 616Entertainment. Sleazyness Duck Holliday Epic Z East Coast KeBen Owens @benurich Justin T R W |
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Post by slappy on Aug 10, 2014 3:33:09 GMT -5
 MM: If you counted, there are only 29 competitors in this 30 person battle royal. That's because number 30, CM Punk has walked out. MM: What the hell is this?  VR: Attention. Attention.  VR: GET HIM! MM: What the? VR: Keep the camera on me. MM: Oh my God. Everyone has suddenly attacked Mark Henry. All 28 competitors have attacked Mark Henry. MM: He's trying to fight them off. He's having some success. Get the camera on the ring.  MM: Oh no. Now Ahmed Johnson and Chris Masters have picked up Henry.  MM: OUT GOES HENRY. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?  VR: Welcome to the RWO. Russo World Order. The 28 competitors still in the ring are in the RWO. Now do as I said earlier. 27 of you leave the ring so The Chosen One can win.  MM: OH MY GOD! EVERYONE HAS ELIMINATED THEMSELVES EXCEPT FOR DANTE DASH.  MM: DANTE DASH HAS WON! DASH IS THE CHAMPION!  MM: HE HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL! @jwanderson @randomdude814 Colter Rule 30 dylan @blaze12341 @monoxide23 Spear Guy @thekingofharts @boundforglory JC Motors Ian from 616Entertainment. Sleazyness Duck Holliday Epic Z East Coast KeBen Owens @benurich Justin T R W |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 3:36:53 GMT -5
Lol noice
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 3:37:50 GMT -5
That s great. Really creative
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Post by dylan on Aug 10, 2014 3:45:46 GMT -5
Jesus Christ that was awesome! I can't wait to see what happens next!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 3:50:55 GMT -5
It might be because I'm fairly drunk but that was amazing. Good job Slappers.
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Post by Duck Holliday on Aug 10, 2014 4:57:47 GMT -5
Love it Slap.
I think the custom Chris Hero is my favorite... And Titus played by HHH? Oh, and the Christian no-face is awesome too. Good work.
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Post by slappy on Aug 10, 2014 5:06:54 GMT -5
Love it Slap. I think the custom Chris Hero is my favorite... And Titus played by HHH? Oh, and the Christian no-face is awesome too. Good work. We decided that Titus would be played by a new figure every show since I don't have a Titus figure. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 7:17:43 GMT -5
 ING 15/10 HELL YEA LOLed so many times especially chris hero |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 7:19:44 GMT -5
I marked for corey graves
And also the fact that you called Ryback "TD The Ryback"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 7:42:22 GMT -5
That was even better than I imagined. The 1-1 part with Sin Cara shown as being shocked and Dante winning had me laughing extremely hard. Can't wait for the follow up!
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Post by T R W on Aug 10, 2014 7:51:24 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't usually enjoy pic feds and stuff, but I got some laughs out of that. Especially Chris Hero appearing as Dusty. Nice
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Post by Rule 30 on Aug 10, 2014 9:46:12 GMT -5
Mark Henry was screwed I'm never watching again unsubbing from RCW Network
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 14:46:08 GMT -5
rWo is the most dominant heel stable of all time. What a corporate champion Dante Dash is.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 15:34:42 GMT -5
I love this and I love you for making it. Chris Hero made me laugh every time I saw him.
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Post by dylan on Aug 10, 2014 16:00:19 GMT -5
rWo is the most dominant heel stable of all time. What a corporate champion Dante Dash is. 10/10 Better than Dixieland |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 16:06:22 GMT -5
I would suggest to maybe put a edge head on dusty rhodes. Other than that New Bloo......I mean RWO is awesome.
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Post by slappy on Aug 10, 2014 16:43:12 GMT -5
I would suggest to maybe put a edge head on dusty rhodes. Other than that New Bloo......I mean RWO is awesome. I was going to include a part that explains that but I didn't. Hero got a role in Dusty Rhodes: The Movie so he put on weight and changed his looks. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2014 16:45:48 GMT -5
I would suggest to maybe put a edge head on dusty rhodes. Other than that New Bloo......I mean RWO is awesome. There's a new Blooregard Q. Kazoo? |
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