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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2014 8:41:18 GMT -5
I'm not proud of this but it's true. Last summer, when Basic 29 first hit retail, I was walking around in a toy store near me, and I found the wrestling figures aisle, and I guess another little kid did too. So me and this kid were looking at the figures, when he runs out of the aisle yelling 'MOMMY! MOMMY! THEY HAVE EDDIE!' And he ran back into the aisle, and grabbed the last Eddie on the shelf. His mom was attending to who I presume was his little brother, and she said 'go to the checkout and I'll buy it for you honey', and then the kid ran through the aisle to pay. And as he ran through the aisle, he 'accidentally' tripped over my leg. He burst into tears, and his mom ran over, picked him up, and took him out of the store, with him bawling in pain. I went on to buy that Eddie and I still own it. Two options here: - You're a reprehensible human being. Not in a funny way. In a "will intentionally injure kids for a toy" way that makes you absolutely pathetic.
- You're lying. In which case you are less pathetic but still pretty pathetic.
I know which one I'm going with.
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Post by SmithyPlayz on Sept 14, 2014 9:03:12 GMT -5
So I needed Bray elite, and I went into Forbidden Planet with £20 and there wasn't one there only Cena's and Triple H so I said I phoned up and told them i'd collect it. Turns out someone else phoned up earlier so I said that was me.
Now I have completed Wyatts
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Sept 14, 2014 9:06:37 GMT -5
One time, I was in the big city shopping and I saw a whole case of Elite 8. I was stoked as my toy store doesn't usually get the new sets in until atleast 1 month after they hit the states. Well anyway, standing at the counter was one of the most beautiful girls I ever seen in my life. I stood there in the aisle, holding my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in flawless mint carding, sweating and contemplating whether or not to go up to the cashier and admit my obsession to this girl. I knew if I went home, I wouldn't get the opportunity to pick these up for atleast another 4 weeks. But I knew if I went up to the girl, she would ask me about my "dirty secret". So I made a decision, I took slow steps up the aisle. With my Elite 8 William Regal in one hand, and my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in the other. I looked around the corner to see if the coast was clear before I made the big decision - I put both figures on the counter. I was ready for this. She smiled at me and said hey. I didn't say anything. I just sweated and looked as focused as I possibly could be. It was only then when she asked me the burning question; "Are these for you?" - I stuttered. I said "No. These are for my son." - I was 17 at the time. But it was the best I could come up with. She knew the truth deep down, but I stood my ground and held my head up high. I paid for the figurines, cash in hand and walked out the front door. Now every time I look at my Elite 8 Evan Bourne figure, I see little Evan smiling back at me, saying... "Good job kid." own your geekiness man. Own it! Any adult has hobbies and if they don't, they're not a very interesting person. What's it matter how attractive a girl is, if she has nothing in common with you? The trick is finding the beautiful girl who likes the stuff you like. |
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Post by Devilkiller on Sept 14, 2014 9:17:15 GMT -5
One time, I was in the big city shopping and I saw a whole case of Elite 8. I was stoked as my toy store doesn't usually get the new sets in until atleast 1 month after they hit the states. Well anyway, standing at the counter was one of the most beautiful girls I ever seen in my life. I stood there in the aisle, holding my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in flawless mint carding, sweating and contemplating whether or not to go up to the cashier and admit my obsession to this girl. I knew if I went home, I wouldn't get the opportunity to pick these up for atleast another 4 weeks. But I knew if I went up to the girl, she would ask me about my "dirty secret". So I made a decision, I took slow steps up the aisle. With my Elite 8 William Regal in one hand, and my Elite 8 Evan Bourne in the other. I looked around the corner to see if the coast was clear before I made the big decision - I put both figures on the counter. I was ready for this. She smiled at me and said hey. I didn't say anything. I just sweated and looked as focused as I possibly could be. It was only then when she asked me the burning question; "Are these for you?" - I stuttered. I said "No. These are for my son." - I was 17 at the time. But it was the best I could come up with. She knew the truth deep down, but I stood my ground and held my head up high. I paid for the figurines, cash in hand and walked out the front door. Now every time I look at my Elite 8 Evan Bourne figure, I see little Evan smiling back at me, saying... "Good job kid." own your geekiness man. Own it! Any adult has hobbies and if they don't, they're not a very interesting person. What's it matter how attractive a girl is, if she has nothing in common with you? The trick is finding the beautiful girl who likes the stuff you like. Look at this, Schneider has a nice side. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2014 9:22:29 GMT -5
Oh boy.
One time, there was an elite 19 HBK, and I did not own an HBK. I took it and hid it on the very top of the shelf. I come back 3 days later and as soon as I turn the aisle I hear a kid say "Mommy! Mommy! Shawn Michaels is up there! Can you reach him?" Of course she couldn't, but I didn't take the chance. I scaled the first 2 shelfs and grabbed the HBK. Here's where it gets to the "How Far..?" Part. So the shelf I'm standing on bends and scares the crapout of me, so I jump off and twist my ankle. It's not broken or anything just, hurt. I remember to this day, the mom looked at me and said "Well you won't be needed that. (Sons name I do not recall) grab it and let's go." The kid proceeds to grab it, and I get into a tug of war with this kid until his hands slide off. I ran to self checkout, paid for it, and ran to the car. Never. Again.
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Post by johnnyb on Sept 14, 2014 13:13:07 GMT -5
Two options here: - You're a reprehensible human being. Not in a funny way. In a "will intentionally injure kids for a toy" way that makes you absolutely pathetic.
- You're lying. In which case you are less pathetic but still pretty pathetic.
I know which one I'm going with.
they're not toys they're action figures Confirmed... you totally lied. Weak sauce, man. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2014 13:18:14 GMT -5
they're not toys they're action figures you totally lied. Weak sauce, man. How? |
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Post by johnnyb on Sept 14, 2014 14:20:58 GMT -5
All of your behavior in describing and defending the authenticity of your story.
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