WWE Theme Park (For fun thread)

The JTG... Ride goes on for 7 years and doesn't go anywhere..

The Airbourne: A vertical drop that goes up so high, it stays there suspended for 60 days.

A Kizarny ride that runs once for 8 seconds.

A Bryan roller-coaster that takes you all the way to the top, then breaks down for 8 months.

A Chris Jericho Til-a-Whirl that runs, stops, runs again, stops again, runs again...

A Zack Ryder Ferris wheel that takes you to the top, and quickly comes right back down.

A Fandango water ride that has a huge splash at first, then treads water for the next few hours.

A John Cena roller-coaster that as soon as you pick up momentum, he makes the ride stop.

A Carlito bumper cars that only move at half speed.

A Rey Mysterio bungle jump that is never operational.

Lmao. This is great

There's a ride with a fan and CM punk called spinning back fist

I made these two things in the NL theme park in minecraft as well as others but

Chris Benoits suicide 50ft high dive

JBL and Zeb Colters Run For The Border Obstacle Course

And of course the admission fee will be 9.99 of course.Yes 9.99 you didn't hear what I said the first time? Oh it's 9.99.Is kids free? Absolutely if you pay 9.99.9.99 9.99.

By the way make sure you subscribe to the WWE Network for 9.99!

The Daniel Bryan ride breaks down a month after they build the park's advertising around it.

The Brock Lesnar ride only works a couple of times a year, but the queues are huge and everyone has a great time on it. People picket the line, telling everyone they should go on the Dolph Ziggler ride instead because it's open all year round. People stay in the Lesnar line because the Ziggler ride has very little to offer.

The Ryback ride stops being built after six months because the CM Punk ride is in the way.

The CM Punk ride stops working because it can't sell as many tickets as the John Cena and Dwayne Johnson rides.

The Dwayne Johnson ride usually just has a closed sign and a video playing showing what the ride is like. But every few years, it opens and does huge business despite its wooden track being outdated.

The John Cena ride is by far the most popular ride in the park on a daily basis and sells the most on-ride photos. People hate it on the rollercoaster review sites.

People complain that the Roman Reigns rollercoaster is being built too quickly ("I don't wanna ride it next year! Maybe the year after!") and that it doesn't do enough loops and spins.

Everyone on tripadvisor hates the park the way it is, but gets insanely angry any time it ever changes anything.

People always say the park should go back to only having four rides, like it did in the early nineties.

The Hulk Hogan ride was recently reinstalled after spending a few years at some small park nobody ever goes to.

The Cesaro ride is very technically sound but very dull and lacking in personality. It's similar to the Randy Orton ride in this regard.

The Triple H ride has a big water fountain effect at the start, then puts you underground.

Fast Track - Like Test Track in Epcot. You design a WWE Superstar. He/she is met with no fan following, but is quickly pushed to the WWE Championship. When you fail to connect, and youwill, management sends you plummeting down at 60mph to the undercard, where you'll remain. Like the original Test Track, the ride will include a heat room, but you'll never feel it because your character can't generate it.

E-Z Ryder- Like the Go Karts in the Magic Kingdom. Try as you may to get ahead and be a star, the track forces you to stay in your position. It's best for business.

Spinner Belt - Tea Cup Ride.

You Can't See Me - Like the Haunted Mansion. You'll see the 99 ghosts of careers that John Cena has killed/buried. Bray Wyatt narrates.