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Post by MrPerfect25 on Oct 7, 2014 14:14:27 GMT -5
So much goodness in this thread. Too many great lines to pick just one My thoughts exactly. The Brain was so entertaining across so many years of commentary, it's hard to pick down just one or two great lines. Perfect/Hitman Summerslam 91 Brain: "Perfect! Relax, don't put your hands on the ref!" Gorilla: "If he gets a DQ your guy Perfect keeps the title!" Brain: "Nail him!" "Bartender, get Stu another jeritol on the rocks!" "When you were 5 years old your parents ran away from home!" His commentary during that match adds to the greatness of it. You have Hart and Perfect putting on a great wrestling match, and then you have Heenan putting his genius into the match with his commentary. And Piper keeps calling him boobs! Classic stuff |
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Post by Focalin on Oct 7, 2014 14:38:00 GMT -5
I met him in New Orleans and he asked me why I had paper clips in my face. (I have facial piercings) made my weekend.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2014 14:54:58 GMT -5
My thoughts exactly. The Brain was so entertaining across so many years of commentary, it's hard to pick down just one or two great lines. His commentary during that match adds to the greatness of it. You have Hart and Perfect putting on a great wrestling match, and then you have Heenan putting his genius into the match with his commentary. And Piper keeps calling him boobs! Classic stuff It's Boobsy. |
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Post by MrPerfect25 on Oct 7, 2014 15:56:43 GMT -5
And Piper keeps calling him boobs! Classic stuff It's Boobsy. No. He may have said that once or twice but it was mostly boobs. |
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Post by RV F'N D on Oct 8, 2014 7:18:15 GMT -5
During the Rockers barbershop segment, after the kick and Michaels smashes him through the glass Heenan says something along the lines of "Janetty tried to jump through that window to escape!" Pure comic genius.
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Post by Brad on Oct 8, 2014 7:30:30 GMT -5
During the Rockers barbershop segment, after the kick and Michaels smashes him through the glass Heenan says something along the lines of "Janetty tried to jump through that window to escape!" Pure comic genius. I love how during that segment he's going on about how neither is any good without the other. Then when Shawn turns, he suddenly thinks Shawn never needed Janetty. Lol |
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Post by Flair Forever on Oct 8, 2014 8:20:07 GMT -5
This is one of my favorite Heenan moments.... surprisingly, it came from WCW..... I pulled this of an old tape last year & it's still one of my favorites.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2014 11:43:30 GMT -5
There are so many I can't name one specifically. But when he was in serious mode, that's when I loved him the most. It was like a switch he was able to turn on and off so effortlessly. For example, the contract signing between Hogan and Andre for WM3. He was such a badass and when he picked up Hogan's title and threw it down in front of him it made me ten different shades of giddy as f***.
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Post by Zigzag on Oct 10, 2014 17:44:41 GMT -5
Two of my favorite Heenan/Jim Ross dialogues...
From WM 9, Jim Ross' WWE debut:
Ross - "I've never seen that in my career!"
Bobby Heenan - "Yeah, but your career spans, what, three hours?"
Ross - "Still never seen it."
Heenan - "I saw you out front parking cars on the way in here!"
Colosseum Video match - Nasty Boys vs. Beverly Bros:
Ross - Now, you'll have to help me out here, Brain. Which one is Beau, and which one is Blake?
Heenan - Well, the one with the blond hair and the tooth missing is one of the Nasties, so forget him. The one with the long pants and the bow tie? That's the referee, forget him too. The one who just tagged in, that's another one of the Nasties, so forget that. The one in blue is one of the Beverlys.
Ross- Oh? And what might his first name be?
Heenan - Mister.
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Post by Mr. Old School™ on Oct 11, 2014 15:59:29 GMT -5
Oh, there are lots, but my favorites are:
"Bunch of Ham & Eggers"
And at the Survivor Series '93 during the Harts vs. HBK/Knights match, there's a wide-shot of the back of Stu Hart showing a bruin on his jacket and Heenan says "Oh, there's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket, isn't that nice?" LOL!!
Those have been the most memorable for me.
Here's the match and just go to 33:05 to hear the classic line from Heenan:
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