Things you got suspended for

4th grade. Suspended for spilling a bag of flour. Two days, in school. They didn't around, weed out the problem kids before it escalates to serious stuff like leaving the toilet seat up, wearing mismatched socks, or worse yet, spilling a liquid ?

Granted I did bring the bag of flour and there wasn't really any reason for it to be there, but still a stern warning seems more applicable.

I also got detention for not completing assignments and fooling around on the bus.
Then there was the time that a bunch of kids tried to get the bus driver fired, calling in, claiming that they could smell alcohol on his breath. I never called in, but was close with the people who did. I got caught up in that $#!t storm. Had to write an apology note to the driver, but luckily got out of the big trouble. He was a dick, but I didn't want him to get fired.

In 8th Grade I remember wrestling was so popular in my school, it was around 2006 or 2007, during one particular recess, me and my friends suggest "Hey guys let´s do a royal rumble!" we were like 20 kids, not really wrestling just you know, doing kid stuff, pretending to punch each other, it was so much fun, it came down to me, 3 of my friends and a kid named Javier who was really small. Do you remember the Spirit Squad? You know, that group Dolph Ziggler was part of once? Well they had this move the High Spirits, the 5 wrestlers sky lift slam, I say "Let´s eliminate this guy with the spirit squad move!!" of course they all agreed, and the 4 of us proceed to do the move on Javier, we throw him up and bam! and crack! he falls, it looked like he fell back-first in concrete but he put his arm down just before the impact to try to make the fall safer, he broke his arm and was screaming like crazy, we tried to calm him down, to help him but suddenly a teacher was there, "What the hell do you think you are doing?!!!" there I am, thinking "Holy crap, this is it, I´m gonna be released..I mean expelled!!!" we stayed mute, we didnt say a word, the teacher sent the 20 of us to the principals office, it was hilarious because he was going one by one "And you! your grades are good but this was so childish, so reckless!....you! your grades are bad son! now you do this!" it was my turn, my grades were just ok, but I was known for fighting a lot sooo he is like " and you...you were here before, because of your fights, I forgave you, you were defending yourself right? But now you hurt and broke a student´s arm? Do you expect me to forgive you this time?" I was about to cry, and I deserved it for being such a stupid kid. He said " I´m only going to suspend you because I talked with Javier and he told me it was an accident, you should be thankful to him" 2 weeks suspended, I became great friends with Javier, we are friends to this day.

I've never been suspended although I did get detention for refusing to do a spelling test. I think I was 10 or 11 at the time and the test was made of simple words like 'what', 'where', 'can' etc. It was insulting so I sat there drawing Garfield instead.

I haven't been suspended yet (2 more years of school to go) but I've had a couple detentions.

When I was about 8 we had a guest speaker come in to talk to us about road safety or something and while he was finishing up his speech, I went to the bathroom and when I came back the speaker had left. My teacher walked up to me and gave me a lollipop and said it was from the speaker and they were given out when I was gone. Little did I know that when I was at the bathroom, on the other side of the building, the teacher had "forbidden" us from eating the lollipops until we got home later that day for whatever reason. So the bell rang for us to go to lunch, the teacher dismissed us and I went outside to talk to my friends about the events of Smackdown (most likely, I was never really a Raw fan as a kid) and I started to eat the lollipop, then my teacher came over to us yelling and told me to go to the principle's office where my punishment was to write an apology letter to the teacher. I refused to do that because it was a complete joke as nobody told me beforehand. Then the principal gave me detention...

Secondly, when I was 10, my friend was standing outside of a classroom and I ran over and attempted to spear him and then we started to have a makeshift wrestling match in the hallway. My teacher looked out of the window on her door and the only thing she saw was me "punching" my friend and we both got sent to the principal's office and were given detention.

Finally, after a good 3 years of having a clean record, some assclown started a fight with me during a charity run by constantly kicking stones at me and trying to trip me up. So I stopped and pushed him then he pushed me, then we started punching each other blah blah blah until a few teachers came and broke up the fight. I don't remember much of it but people told me that I won which was quite cool for it being my first real fight. We were given detention during lunchtime a few days later where we had to write an essay about what we did wrong. Mine was a bit sarcastic to say the least...

I wrote a girl a love letter in 7th grade. She went to the principal and I was suspended pending a psychological evaluation. You can call me Mr. Smooth.

In high school I was in the cafeteria with my scholar friends (we were all on scholarship and took honors classes separate from most of our grade). So we're eating lunch and I see a can of soda fly into the wall and I look back to see a table of idiots laughing hysterically. My friends and I all look at each other because we knew if one of us were to get hit, a food fight would start and in a Catholic high school, food fights were no-no's. A few minutes later, a cup of marinara sauce was thrown and hits the middle of our table, heavily splashing 2 or 3 of us with sauce. I get up pissed off ready to start fighting as I see those same idiots laughing and throwing more things behind them.

I pick up my own cup of sauce ready to throw it. I hadn't taken physics at this point nor had I played sports, so my aim was way off and the cup of sauce hadn't hit the individuals I was aiming for. I felt horrible for the kid I mistakenly hit but I managed to get an idiot right on his shoulder with it.

One of the brothers (a monitor or chaperone type figure) saw me and asked who threw it. I didn't want my friends to get in trouble (I wasn't exactly the best scholar, so I didn't want to bring them down with me) so I owned up to it.

Brother took me, a friend who was hit with flying sauce, the kid I hit by mistake and the kid who hit me first to the dean's office. The dean basically interrogated people one by one and when it was my turn, I said I did it and I'd do it again if it happened again. I couldn't identify the one person who threw the sauce at my friends and me so I told him I didn't know but I could narrow it down. He said that wasn't good enough so I earned myself detention for the day and I'd be liable for buying the people I hit new clothing if they asked (we wore uniforms).

So I go to detention and the brother who took me to the dean was monitoring detention. He knew I wasn't a bad kid, so he let me out after 10 minutes.

The next day, I get called to the office along with other students who skipped detention, showed up late for class, etc. and needless to say everyone saw I was out of place.

The dean handed out detention slips to everyone there but me and one of the idiots at the table I aimed for. We both got in-school suspensions. Funny part is his suspension had nothing to do with my incident so the blame for that entire situation was put on me.

As a scholar kid, a suspension was big for me so it freaked me out but it wasn't as bad as I thought. I sat in an admissions office with the other guy from 8 am to 2 pm and had to get lunch when all the other lunch periods were over. The scholars director ensured me I wouldn't be in any further trouble since I was a good kid and the dean just wanted to hold someone accountable and I was the only one who owned up to it.

It's pretty funny looking back at it and my friends still tease me about it till this day. Good times...

This is an interesting thread to have on a wrestling figures board because I'm sure there's plenty of people that got suspended for doing wrestling moves at school and hurting someone. Lol.

I cut a full day of English and Global History block last year and someone who was in my class ratted me out. I was supposed to get a suspension but they saw that I have good grades so they just gave me a detention instead.

So I guess you think being disrespectful is cool. *thumbs up*