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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Jan 7, 2015 6:11:42 GMT -5
Easy game, make a confession that has happened in your life or that you wouldn't tell someone in person. Once thats done, just like a real church confessional, you're forgiven and all is right with the world. If you're a meth dealer or are on the run from the law then perhaps give this thread a miss.
Back in high school, it was me who took the caps off six bike tyres. I was never asked about it but I did find it amusing.
About five years ago, I thought the misuss was putting on a little bit of extra weight. She hated it but chose to ignore it so I came this close (I'm holding my thumb and index finger reeeeeally close together) to shrinking a shirt or two of hers. I didn't do it in the end though. It wasn't because I wasn't attracted to her but I was sick of the "I don't like the way I look at the moment, oooh chocolate"
Now make a confession and be cleansed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 6:20:19 GMT -5
A couple years ago I did something truly awful.
God, this is so embarrassing I don't even want to say...but you guys won't judge me, right?
I uh......drank milk...out of the carton.
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Post by Hulk Who? on Jan 7, 2015 6:24:42 GMT -5
When the Legends Macho came out, I bought it right away, wasn't a figure collector at all, just loved Macho growing up, I was an insecure little kid and Macho and Warrior really did help with that, because their intensity was off the charts. I got embarrassed to be a grown man with a Macho Man figure, and I threw it away. Then Macho died and I felt repulsed that this man had given me so many happy memories as a child and I was such a pathetic loser that I was embarrassed of him. Once I realized this I bought every single Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior figure Mattel had made, and kept adding the rest of the legends. Get the f*ck off me insecurity, grown ass men need grown ass Machos and Warriors. Then I bought the McFarlane Macho statue just to drive home the point. Don't be scared homies. And I like flirting with girls in front of their boyfriends/husbands, just to do a little stress test. Probably going to keep that up though, not really confessing it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 8:45:09 GMT -5
i once created an online profile to see if i could catch my ex gf cheating
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Post by T R W on Jan 7, 2015 9:17:14 GMT -5
Many years ago I was at the beach on vacation. I couldn't sleep, so I took a late night walk on the beach alone to relax and enjoy the scenery. It was awesome, until after about a mile, I had to poop really, really bad. No way I was going to make it a mile back to the hotel, and there were no bathrooms around anywhere. Eventually, I had no choice but to dig a hole in the sand at the back of the beach, and poop in it. I pooped in a hole on the beach. Then I buried it. Then, because I didn't want to walk a mile back to the hotel with poopy butt, I took my shorts off, and went into the ocean and rinsed off. I pooped in a hole on the beach, and then cleaned my poopy butt in the water.
I walked back to my hotel room in shame, and told nobody.
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Post by Jack Specific on Jan 7, 2015 9:32:26 GMT -5
Many years ago I was at the beach on vacation. I couldn't sleep, so I took a late night walk on the beach alone to relax and enjoy the scenery. It was awesome, until after about a mile, I had to poop really, really bad. No way I was going to make it a mile back to the hotel, and there were no bathrooms around anywhere. Eventually, I had no choice but to dig a hole in the sand at the back of the beach, and poop in it. I pooped in a hole on the beach. Then I buried it. Then, because I didn't want to walk a mile back to the hotel with poopy butt, I took my shorts off, and went into the ocean and rinsed off. I pooped in a hole on the beach, and then cleaned my poopy butt in the water. I walked back to my hotel room in shame, and told nobody. So basically what you are saying is once upon a time you were a caveman. No shame in that as long as you don't revert back and dig a hole in your yard and rinse off in your pool. It's not 10,000 BC!
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Post by T R W on Jan 7, 2015 9:42:05 GMT -5
Many years ago I was at the beach on vacation. I couldn't sleep, so I took a late night walk on the beach alone to relax and enjoy the scenery. It was awesome, until after about a mile, I had to poop really, really bad. No way I was going to make it a mile back to the hotel, and there were no bathrooms around anywhere. Eventually, I had no choice but to dig a hole in the sand at the back of the beach, and poop in it. I pooped in a hole on the beach. Then I buried it. Then, because I didn't want to walk a mile back to the hotel with poopy butt, I took my shorts off, and went into the ocean and rinsed off. I pooped in a hole on the beach, and then cleaned my poopy butt in the water. I walked back to my hotel room in shame, and told nobody. So basically what you are saying is once upon a time you were a caveman. No shame in that as long as you don't revert back and dig a hole in your yard and rinse off in your pool. It's not 10,000 BC!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 9:44:55 GMT -5
I once wrecked my Brother's car and blamed it on his GF.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 10:13:45 GMT -5
I have an automatic attraction to females who wear high heels and feel they can make a 7 look like a 9.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jan 7, 2015 11:05:18 GMT -5
While hearing "Bike" by Pink Floyd for the first time (while very inebriated), I laughed so hard that I pissed my pants. I sat there & thought about what I should do. I poured the remainder of my beverage into my lap & did the "Whoops! Clumsy me!" bit. I made it up to my friend by buying him a new couch cushion.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 11:45:44 GMT -5
I'm the real Heisenberg!
Ok not really......*shifty eyes*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 12:01:44 GMT -5
One day at work, my boss really p****d me off, so I didn't put sugar in his tea.
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Post by 0,Y on Jan 7, 2015 12:14:43 GMT -5
A few days ago I was putting out the garbage. It was more throwing than putting and of course the goddamn bag opened up at the side and a lot of garbage fell out. I acted like I didn't notice and just walked away. Afterwards I felt so guilty but the guilt is gone now for some reason.
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Post by GBGav on Jan 7, 2015 14:05:24 GMT -5
I've only ever done one kind of evil or bad thing in my life and it was way back when I was at school. There was a new kid who had joined us who didn't speak English very well. Most of us were in the gym changing rooms and some people had to get changed and leave their stuff in the shower part 'cos of limited space. He pointed out some bags and the shower head to me for some reason so I kind of motioned for him to turn it on jokingly, not thinking he'd do it. But he did. So one person's stuff got wet and that person brought the teacher in. The foreign kid tried blaming me, which was probably 50/50 fair, but I was like nah, not me. So who was the teacher gonna believe? Newbie with his finger on the smoking gun? Or good old me who never bothered anyone but actually tossed him the bullets? I swear to god, I was so well liked and respected in my time there that I literally could have got away with murder. In the end nothing bad came of it towards the kid and no-one really liked him much anyway 'cos he turned out to be a bit of a douche after all.
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Post by JC Motors on Jan 7, 2015 14:39:57 GMT -5
Well to tell you the truth... I'm my own grandpa.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 15:38:32 GMT -5
I did not sleep with that young intern.....
I was up all night long!
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Post by The Mask of Truth on Jan 7, 2015 17:00:14 GMT -5
I have a fetish for women's feet. I can't stand funky railroad feet.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Jan 7, 2015 17:07:43 GMT -5
I once wrecked my Brother's car and blamed it on his GF. Are we talking totaled the car or just a dent?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 17:56:48 GMT -5
I once wrecked my Brother's car and blamed it on his GF. Are we talking totaled the car or just a dent? Totaled to the max.
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Post by Kyle on Jan 7, 2015 21:13:14 GMT -5
I have a sweet tooth for bloomer puddin'.
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